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(Telegraph)   Livestream from outside St Mary's Hospital. It's the Duchess Kate officially in labor and ready to shoot out fresh heir thread   (telegraph.co.uk) divider line 130
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2013-07-22 09:54:42 AM
Please let the baby be black or Asian.  Please, please, please.
 
2013-07-22 10:00:13 AM
blogs.nd.edu
Hear ye - Hear ye! It turned out to be just a Vindaloo curry fart.
Repeat - her highness' din-din repeated itself. Please carry on!
 
2013-07-22 10:08:06 AM
Speaking of "Fresh Hair"... do you think the Duchess is all Imperial "down there", or is she going Colonial?
 
vpb [TotalFark]
2013-07-22 10:13:41 AM

Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: Speaking of "Fresh Hair"... do you think the Duchess is all Imperial "down there", or is she going Colonial?


I'm assuming there will be live TV coverage.
 
2013-07-22 11:00:16 AM

Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: Speaking of "Fresh Hair"... do you think the Duchess is all Imperial "down there", or is she going Colonial?


Damn Funny
 
2013-07-22 11:49:06 AM

Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: Speaking of "Fresh Hair"... do you think the Duchess is all Imperial "down there", or is she going Colonial?


"Enhance"

/I know, that picture is a few years old, so things may have changed since then...
 
2013-07-22 12:27:55 PM
[Insert recycled Daily Show pun here]
 
2013-07-22 12:29:18 PM
can I bet on hermaphrodite just because?
 
2013-07-22 12:29:28 PM
Enough already. Who really cares about this?
 
2013-07-22 12:31:05 PM
Has anyone questioned why this is news yet?
 
2013-07-22 12:31:16 PM
What are the current odds on dilation? I have a fin on 9 cm at 3 to 1. Oh geez. I hope the bookie got it right, I'd hate to think I just put $5 on 3 cm at 9 to 1. I'll be screwed unless she's giving birth to a straw.
 
2013-07-22 12:31:18 PM
I'm sure she really appreciates the media focusing everybody's attention on her twat....
 
2013-07-22 12:31:43 PM
Well, if IT is wearing a hat, I suggest YOU get a hat. This is the Royal...*ahem* after all
 
2013-07-22 12:32:55 PM
I know of not one person who truly gives a shiat. Only media folk.
 
2013-07-22 12:33:25 PM

2xhelix: Please let the baby be black or Asian.  Please, please, please.


So you want the child to be a bastard and stricken from their position in the ascension to the throne for what reason exactly? Apart from the obvious you are a total douchebag one of course.
 
2013-07-22 12:33:47 PM
poop is coming out!
 
2013-07-22 12:34:51 PM
Big farking whoop. How the hell many threads do we need about this nonevent?
 
2013-07-22 12:34:51 PM
After her birth, will we discuss how her hips spread like the English Empire of olde?

The sun never sets on them though there is a large moon.
 
2013-07-22 12:35:16 PM
Hundreds of media, tourists and royal fans have descended on the already busy Lindo Wing. Our reporters went down to see what the atmosphere was like.  The Prime Minister has spoken of the excitement of Britain and the world feels about the birth of the third-in-line to the throne.  It's certainly not just Brits that are enthusiastic about the royal baby; here are some of tourists who were outside the Lindo Wing this morning. There are people from all around the world. Wait there is a vehicle pulling up to the scene as we speak....the license plate says "fresh" and there are dice in the mirror.....If anything I could say that this cab was rare, but I the individual I spoke to, was very excited to be here for the event as he is the royal dignitary emissary of King Sh*T of F*ck Island. Smell ya later.
 
2013-07-22 12:35:18 PM
 
2013-07-22 12:35:18 PM
Royal baby or not, the mother is still going to shiat herself during delivery.
 
2013-07-22 12:35:32 PM

limeyfellow: 2xhelix: Please let the baby be black or Asian.  Please, please, please.

So you want the child to be a bastard and stricken from their position in the ascension to the throne for what reason exactly? Apart from the obvious you are a total douchebag one of course.


Because it would be funny.
 
2013-07-22 12:36:34 PM
What are we waiting on, a puff of white smoke, or is that just new popes?
 
2013-07-22 12:36:49 PM
Why is our media making this into a Huge Thing? I mean, who gives a fark?

And why are we putting it on the front page of Fark?  Fark should be immune to media-generated circle-jerk non-events, no?
 
2013-07-22 12:37:20 PM
if they don't shown the baby off lion king style, i will not buy the plate set from the bradford exchange
 
2013-07-22 12:37:35 PM

limeyfellow: So you want the child to be a bastard and stricken from their position in the ascension to the throne for what reason exactly? Apart from the obvious you are a total douchebag one of course.


Christ on a throne, lighten up.   You're on FARK, a site that is dedicated to parody the news.   If you can't get the farking joke, go turn on Judge Judy and eat some Bon Bons.

/mmmm...Bon Bons....
 
2013-07-22 12:38:41 PM
I hope they name it Benedict Cumberbatch regardless of gender.
 
2013-07-22 12:39:24 PM
Lots and lots of people care very much. I won't go into long explanations as to why but pretending they don't or saying they shouldn't it just tardish. Get over yourselves, people.
 
2013-07-22 12:40:29 PM
If they have a girl, I will be 89 when she reaches 51 - the proper "my age / 2 + 7" rule.  Then I'll be rich and living a quality high life on Easy Street.  Suck it, poor people.
 
2013-07-22 12:40:35 PM
Fresh heir thread...

So the umbilical cord?
 
2013-07-22 12:41:06 PM
www.cartoonistgroup.com

/hot
//obvious
 
2013-07-22 12:41:07 PM
Are we at the point yet where she looks at William and says I'll kill you for doing this to me.
 
2013-07-22 12:41:13 PM
(*grumble*)...Duchess, not Princess...(*grumble*)
 
2013-07-22 12:42:15 PM

Krusty's Wench: Enough already. Who really cares about this?


Well considering the ratings any coverage of the royal family gets, I'd say a lot. You claim not to care and yet here you are in a thread about it. Seems strange, don't ya think?
 
2013-07-22 12:42:32 PM

v.popapostle.com



Ok Royal baby is coming out now!
 
2013-07-22 12:42:34 PM
Is the baby going to be a yob? A scowser? A chav? A John Thomas?
 
2013-07-22 12:44:13 PM
It's starting to crown!! Oh, wait, never mind it was just prairie-dogging.
 
2013-07-22 12:44:17 PM
2xhelix: Please let the baby be black or Asian. Please, please, please.

Oh we are strickened to report that the pregnancy was a, uh, false alarm. Yes. That's it. Just a large gas pocket. This doctor looking fellow will explain it all. Now, everyone ignore that helicopter that is departing the hospital and heading directly to the Tower of London. That Asian baby crying sound you heard was just the pilot. His name is Wee Pee. His German co-pilot is Otto Rotate.
 
2013-07-22 12:44:28 PM
Whatever the sex, Mrs. Ethel Shroake of 393A High Street, Leytonstone will be crushed.
 
2013-07-22 12:45:19 PM

justneal: if they don't shown the baby off lion king style, i will not buy the plate set from the bradford exchange


i.imgur.com
 
2013-07-22 12:46:08 PM
Let me just get this out of the way.

i950.photobucket.com
 
2013-07-22 12:46:41 PM
Ahem laboUr not labor
 
2013-07-22 12:47:34 PM
I wonder if the have the machine that goes "PING"
www.rankopedia.com
 
2013-07-22 12:47:37 PM
 
IP
2013-07-22 12:47:57 PM

Krusty's Wench: Enough already. Who really cares about this?

 
2013-07-22 12:48:08 PM
Congratulations...it's an unemployable sod who'll fritter the rest of his spoiled, meaningless existence embarrassing himself and your nation's antiquated notion of inbreeding celebrities on your dime!!! What, you already have a few?
 
2013-07-22 12:48:17 PM

oldfarthenry: [blogs.nd.edu image 485x364]
Hear ye - Hear ye! It turned out to be just a Vindaloo curry fart.
Repeat - her highness' din-din repeated itself. Please carry on!


Good God, man! Farting in the Royal Family is serious business. They are professionals!

farm2.staticflickr.com
 
2013-07-22 12:48:17 PM

Flab: Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: Speaking of "Fresh Hair"... do you think the Duchess is all Imperial "down there", or is she going Colonial?

"Enhance"

/I know, that picture is a few years old, so things may have changed since then...


I love white bathing suits.

That is all.
 
2013-07-22 12:48:27 PM

Metaluna Mutant: [v.popapostle.com image 720x480]

Ok Royal baby is coming out now!


It's a hybrid?
 
2013-07-22 12:48:38 PM

2xhelix: justneal: if they don't shown the baby off lion king style, i will not buy the plate set from the bradford exchange

[i.imgur.com image 419x446]


THAT is an image of Prince Charles I really didn't need.
 
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