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(New Delhi TV)   VP Biden arrives in India, gives stirring speech lamenting the treatment of Native Americans by the U.S. government and rampant alcoholism on reservations   (ndtv.com) divider line 62
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2013-07-22 12:42:10 PM
Subby, you got me to LOL with your headline. That is a big farkin' deal.
 
2013-07-22 12:48:48 PM
Yep, that's a good one. I think when he gave a speech in Indiana once he talked about H-1B Visas.
 
2013-07-22 01:14:52 PM
Thanks you subby, please come again.
 
2013-07-22 01:37:18 PM
The problem with a somewhat clever headline like this is that Drudge will be reporting it as fact within a few hours

Then Limbaugh, Hannity, O'Reilly and last, always last, Fox and Friends.
 
2013-07-22 01:39:15 PM
You guys are laughing Biden all the way into being one of the most effective VP's in our young lives... excepting that self promoting, war mongering, torturing, profiteering, shiat Cheney anyway.
 
2013-07-22 01:40:48 PM
Whew - Sorry - watched "The World According to Dick Cheney" over the weekend, I think the level of his self-deception might have gotten to me.
 
2013-07-22 01:41:07 PM
I enjoy misleading headlines, but I expect the false part to make up the difference with cleverness or humor ... That headline was just lame.

Subby: "F". See me after class.
 
2013-07-22 01:42:12 PM
Will he speak to the trade deal between O'Rourke Enterprises and Ravi Hekawi?
 
2013-07-22 01:46:41 PM
MALARKEY!
 
2013-07-22 01:46:44 PM

Cuchulane: Will he speak to the trade deal between O'Rourke Enterprises and Ravi Hekawi?


It is Bhatura!!1!

upload.wikimedia.org
 
2013-07-22 01:47:06 PM

StopLurkListen: I enjoy misleading headlines, but I expect the false part to make up the difference with cleverness or humor ... That headline was just lame.

Subby: "F". See me after class.


Humorless much? You get a "B" for butthurt.
 
2013-07-22 01:47:19 PM
I was hoping it was accurate.
 
2013-07-22 01:49:27 PM
Nobody used his 7-11 quote? You guys are slipping.
 
2013-07-22 01:50:15 PM
cdn.shopify.com

Nice one subbsters
 
2013-07-22 01:55:45 PM
Why isn't the right-wing going crazy about the eleventy bazillion dollars per day for Biden and his family to travel over there?

No headlines about Biden taking up 20 floors of a hotel and need three carrier task forces and air wings to provide round-the-clock air coverage?

Michelle Bachmann isn't on Fox yelling about this?

Is it because Biden isn't ni-bong-near?
 
2013-07-22 02:06:41 PM
*psst!* Joe! Naan, not frybread!
 
2013-07-22 02:16:38 PM

Cletus C.: StopLurkListen: I enjoy misleading headlines, but I expect the false part to make up the difference with cleverness or humor ... That headline was just lame.

Subby: "F". See me after class.

Humorless much? You get a "B" for butthurt.


You get an "I" for ignorance,
 
2013-07-22 02:17:10 PM
*shotguns a tallboy and crushes can against his forehead*
 
2013-07-22 02:20:43 PM
I heard he came to try out that new deli.

static3.businessinsider.com
 
2013-07-22 02:28:39 PM
It was somewhat humorous subs, but I guess I'm not ROTFLMAO because its only deeply funny if you actually believe Biden is history's greatest gaffe monster.

Save the misleading-headline-as-satire-regarding-politicians-intelligence for Palin.
 
2013-07-22 02:29:35 PM

acefox1: Why isn't the right-wing going crazy about the eleventy bazillion dollars per day for Biden and his family to travel over there?

No headlines about Biden taking up 20 floors of a hotel and need three carrier task forces and air wings to provide round-the-clock air coverage?

Michelle Bachmann isn't on Fox yelling about this?

Is it because Biden isn't ni-bong-near?


Does Biden bring an outsized posse/entourage with him on said trips?  That could be a difference.
 
2013-07-22 02:33:02 PM

acefox1: Why isn't the right-wing going crazy about the eleventy bazillion dollars per day for Biden and his family to travel over there?

No headlines about Biden taking up 20 floors of a hotel and need three carrier task forces and air wings to provide round-the-clock air coverage?

Michelle Bachmann isn't on Fox yelling about this?

Is it because Biden isn't ni-bong-near?


No, no, see, you're mixing your talking points. The President is the "Spender-in-Chief" who is a terrifyingly effective tactical genius Socialismist (while being completely clueless and in over his head with all aspects of governance). The Vice President is just a bumbling fool who says stupid things.

Watch, he'll say something that either sounds funny or is vague enough to be interpreted wildly, and we'll hear about it for weeks.
 
2013-07-22 02:38:26 PM
I had to click to be sure subby wasn't serious...
 
2013-07-22 02:39:13 PM

2wolves: Cletus C.: StopLurkListen: I enjoy misleading headlines, but I expect the false part to make up the difference with cleverness or humor ... That headline was just lame.

Subby: "F". See me after class.

Humorless much? You get a "B" for butthurt.

You get an "I" for ignorance,


Ignorant of ...??? I think you were looking for a different word, ironically.
 
2013-07-22 02:40:57 PM

coeyagi: It was somewhat humorous subs, but I guess I'm not ROTFLMAO because its only deeply funny if you actually believe Biden is history's greatest gaffe monster.

Save the misleading-headline-as-satire-regarding-politicians-intelligence for Palin.


Just because it's too much for you to handle?
 
2013-07-22 02:44:34 PM

coeyagi: It was somewhat humorous subs, but I guess I'm not ROTFLMAO because its only deeply funny if you actually believe Biden is history's greatest gaffe monster.

Save the misleading-headline-as-satire-regarding-politicians-intelligence for Palin.



How long did Chevy Chase work the Gerald-Ford-is-a-klutz schtick?
 
2013-07-22 02:50:05 PM
www.solveisraelsproblems.com

Good one subby
 
2013-07-22 02:55:45 PM

Cletus C.: coeyagi: It was somewhat humorous subs, but I guess I'm not ROTFLMAO because its only deeply funny if you actually believe Biden is history's greatest gaffe monster.

Save the misleading-headline-as-satire-regarding-politicians-intelligence for Palin.

Just because it's too much for you to handle?


Oh that's right, you have a doctorate in Believing-a-lie-told-a-thousand-times-ology. My bad, Cletus, keep sucking the old man Ailes' cock, wouldn't want it to dry up.
 
2013-07-22 03:17:01 PM

2wolves: Cletus C.: StopLurkListen: I enjoy misleading headlines, but I expect the false part to make up the difference with cleverness or humor ... That headline was just lame.

Subby: "F". See me after class.

Humorless much? You get a "B" for butthurt.

You get an "I" for ignorance,


M-O-U-S-E!
 
2013-07-22 03:20:17 PM
Monoski:  "Posher for Kassover"
 
2013-07-22 03:31:14 PM
i.imgur.com
 
2013-07-22 04:07:19 PM
How long until Joe is told to please step away from the Slushie machine?
 
2013-07-22 04:11:45 PM
Curry in my pemmican? It's more likely than you think.
 
2013-07-22 04:15:23 PM
cdn.uproxx.com

Dots, not feathers.  Gotcha!
 
2013-07-22 04:26:42 PM

coeyagi: Cletus C.: coeyagi: It was somewhat humorous subs, but I guess I'm not ROTFLMAO because its only deeply funny if you actually believe Biden is history's greatest gaffe monster.

Save the misleading-headline-as-satire-regarding-politicians-intelligence for Palin.

Just because it's too much for you to handle?

Oh that's right, you have a doctorate in Believing-a-lie-told-a-thousand-times-ology. My bad, Cletus, keep sucking the old man Ailes' cock, wouldn't want it to dry up.


No, I have a sense of humor and I'm not afraid to use it.
 
2013-07-22 04:39:18 PM
He was hoping to visit the racetrack, and was a little bit curious why it was taking so long to get there.
 
2013-07-22 04:44:40 PM
Slurpee Anyone???

www.vosizneias.com
 
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2013-07-22 04:45:11 PM

Print'sNotDead: You guys are laughing Biden all the way into being one of the most effective VP's in our young lives... excepting that self promoting, war mongering, torturing, profiteering, shiat Cheney anyway.


Gore was a very effective VP. So was Cheney (for different reasons). They just weren't in the spotlight.
 
2013-07-22 04:52:10 PM
Maybe he can work on his accent so he can go to 7-11 and Dunkin Donuts these days.
 
2013-07-22 04:54:09 PM

Cletus C.: coeyagi: Cletus C.: coeyagi: It was somewhat humorous subs, but I guess I'm not ROTFLMAO because its only deeply funny if you actually believe Biden is history's greatest gaffe monster.

Save the misleading-headline-as-satire-regarding-politicians-intelligence for Palin.

Just because it's too much for you to handle?

Oh that's right, you have a doctorate in Believing-a-lie-told-a-thousand-times-ology. My bad, Cletus, keep sucking the old man Ailes' cock, wouldn't want it to dry up.

No, I have a sense of humor and I'm not afraid to use it.


As do I, but the punch line is predicated on a more or less falsehood, so it requires your unswerving allegiance to ignorance for it to be truly funny.
 
2013-07-22 04:55:02 PM

StrikitRich: [cdn.uproxx.com image 650x560]

Dots, not feathers.  Gotcha!


IT, not casino.
 
2013-07-22 05:02:51 PM

coeyagi: Cletus C.: coeyagi: Cletus C.: coeyagi: It was somewhat humorous subs, but I guess I'm not ROTFLMAO because its only deeply funny if you actually believe Biden is history's greatest gaffe monster.

Save the misleading-headline-as-satire-regarding-politicians-intelligence for Palin.

Just because it's too much for you to handle?

Oh that's right, you have a doctorate in Believing-a-lie-told-a-thousand-times-ology. My bad, Cletus, keep sucking the old man Ailes' cock, wouldn't want it to dry up.

No, I have a sense of humor and I'm not afraid to use it.

As do I, but the punch line is predicated on a more or less falsehood, so it requires your unswerving allegiance to ignorance for it to be truly funny.

Graduated top of his class and everything:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Lt3CUzep1Q
 
2013-07-22 05:06:40 PM
Joe Biden has a high IQ just ask him:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D1j0FS0Z6ho

What a douche bag.
 
2013-07-22 05:11:08 PM

coeyagi: Cletus C.: coeyagi: Cletus C.: coeyagi: It was somewhat humorous subs, but I guess I'm not ROTFLMAO because its only deeply funny if you actually believe Biden is history's greatest gaffe monster.

Save the misleading-headline-as-satire-regarding-politicians-intelligence for Palin.

Just because it's too much for you to handle?

Oh that's right, you have a doctorate in Believing-a-lie-told-a-thousand-times-ology. My bad, Cletus, keep sucking the old man Ailes' cock, wouldn't want it to dry up.

No, I have a sense of humor and I'm not afraid to use it.

As do I, but the punch line is predicated on a more or less falsehood, so it requires your unswerving allegiance to ignorance for it to be truly funny.


It's a falsehood that Biden is known for his gaffes?

"His (Irish Prime Minister ) mom lived in Long Island for ten years or so. God rest her soul. And although, she's - wait- your mom's still - your mom's still alive. Your dad passed. God bless her soul."

"Jill and I had the great honor of standing on that stage, looking across at one of the great justices, Justice Stewart." (John Paul Stevens)

"Look, John's last-minute economic plan does nothing to tackle the number-one job facing the middle class, and it happens to be, as Barack says, a three-letter word: jobs. J-O-B-S, jobs."

"When the stock market crashed, Franklin D. Roosevelt got on the television and didn't just talk about the, you know, the princes of greed. He said, 'Look, here's what happened."

"Stand up, Chuck, let 'em see ya."  To a senator in a wheelchair.

"A man I'm proud to call my friend. A man who will be the next President of the United States - Barack America!"

"I mean, you got the first mainstream African-American who is articulate and bright and clean and a nice-looking guy. I mean, that's a storybook, man."
 
2013-07-22 05:11:30 PM
He may be stupid but not Sarah Palin stupid.
 
2013-07-22 05:25:22 PM

Cletus C.: coeyagi: Cletus C.: coeyagi: Cletus C.: coeyagi: It was somewhat humorous subs, but I guess I'm not ROTFLMAO because its only deeply funny if you actually believe Biden is history's greatest gaffe monster.

Save the misleading-headline-as-satire-regarding-politicians-intelligence for Palin.

Just because it's too much for you to handle?

Oh that's right, you have a doctorate in Believing-a-lie-told-a-thousand-times-ology. My bad, Cletus, keep sucking the old man Ailes' cock, wouldn't want it to dry up.

No, I have a sense of humor and I'm not afraid to use it.

As do I, but the punch line is predicated on a more or less falsehood, so it requires your unswerving allegiance to ignorance for it to be truly funny.

It's a falsehood that Biden is known for his gaffes?

"His (Irish Prime Minister ) mom lived in Long Island for ten years or so. God rest her soul. And although, she's - wait- your mom's still - your mom's still alive. Your dad passed. God bless her soul."

"Jill and I had the great honor of standing on that stage, looking across at one of the great justices, Justice Stewart." (John Paul Stevens)

"Look, John's last-minute economic plan does nothing to tackle the number-one job facing the middle class, and it happens to be, as Barack says, a three-letter word: jobs. J-O-B-S, jobs."

"When the stock market crashed, Franklin D. Roosevelt got on the television and didn't just talk about the, you know, the princes of greed. He said, 'Look, here's what happened."

"Stand up, Chuck, let 'em see ya."  To a senator in a wheelchair.

"A man I'm proud to call my friend. A man who will be the next President of the United States - Barack America!"

"I mean, you got the first mainstream African-American who is articulate and bright and clean and a nice-looking guy. I mean, that's a storybook, man."


And Palin or most GOPers do that in a 7 day week. What's your point?
 
2013-07-22 05:43:45 PM

bestie1: Joe Biden has a high IQ just ask him:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D1j0FS0Z6ho

What a douche bag.


And yet he still destroyed Paul Ryan in the debates. That's gotta hurt.
 
2013-07-22 05:44:28 PM
Anyone remember the (for real) time he said you can't go to a 7-11 or a Dunkin' donuts without having an Indian accent? I can't wait until he's President; we'll be at war in days.
 
2013-07-22 05:56:43 PM

Cletus C.: coeyagi: It was somewhat humorous subs, but I guess I'm not ROTFLMAO because its only deeply funny if you actually believe Biden is history's greatest gaffe monster.

Save the misleading-headline-as-satire-regarding-politicians-intelligence for Palin.

Just because it's too much for you to handle?


BAWWWW THE HEADLINE POKES FUN OF A POLITICIAN ON MY TEAM THAT I BLINDLY SUPPORT! MOOOOOOOM, MAKE THEM STOP!
 
2013-07-22 06:16:05 PM

Fart_Machine: bestie1: Joe Biden has a high IQ just ask him:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D1j0FS0Z6ho

What a douche bag.

And yet he still destroyed Paul Ryan in the debates. That's gotta hurt.


You totally forgot this is the internet didn't you.  Now what I remember was Biden being an smirking smarmy asshole for the entire debate but CNN called it a draw:
http://www.cnn.com/2012/10/11/politics/vp-debate/
 
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