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2013-07-22 10:12:12 AM
6 votes:
Isn't she that English woman who's show spawned The Simpsons?  Yeah, Tracy Ultron.
2013-07-22 03:32:33 PM
3 votes:
lparchive.org
2013-07-22 02:51:36 PM
3 votes:

RyansPrivates: dittybopper: Isn't she that English woman who's show spawned The Simpsons?  Yeah, Tracy Ultron.

No, your'e thinking of Allman, as in the Allman Brothers.  She is their sister.  Ultron: that is the guy who started Wal-Mart: Sam Ultron.  I guess the Avengers are going to be fighting globalization?


While we could probably all get behind the fight against globalization, you are thinking of Sam Walton.  Ultron is that old timey family from the old TV show, The Ultrons, where the cast would spend most of the hour telling each other "good night," as in "Good night, John Boy Ultron."

It was a boring show.
2013-07-22 02:58:41 PM
2 votes:
Voltron's brother?
2013-07-22 02:55:14 PM
2 votes:

Dog Welder: RyansPrivates: dittybopper: Isn't she that English woman who's show spawned The Simpsons?  Yeah, Tracy Ultron.

No, your'e thinking of Allman, as in the Allman Brothers.  She is their sister.  Ultron: that is the guy who started Wal-Mart: Sam Ultron.  I guess the Avengers are going to be fighting globalization?

While we could probably all get behind the fight against globalization, you are thinking of Sam Walton.  Ultron is that old timey family from the old TV show, The Ultrons, where the cast would spend most of the hour telling each other "good night," as in "Good night, John Boy Ultron."

It was a boring show.


No, no, no. Ultron John is that British singer -- he did Crocodile Rock. I'm guessing the plot of this one is going to be how Ultron takes control of the Hulk through music and the team can only be saved by a positive female character who's music-based and will really, um, 'dazzle' the 10-17 female demographic.
2013-07-22 10:30:10 PM
1 votes:
I just hope in the Pym movie they cut down on the wife beating. I mean seriously, that guy is like constantly beating his wife.
2013-07-22 08:22:42 PM
1 votes:

Bung_Howdy: Mr. Coffee Nerves: All we know is he's portrayed by MISTER Shia LaBeouf!

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Wow. You mention Shia LaBeouf, who I immediately think of as the least talented people on the planet, but then you have a picture of the one guy I think might be less talented. Such a dismal place you've taken me to.
2013-07-22 07:05:35 PM
1 votes:

RyansPrivates: dittybopper: Isn't she that English woman who's show spawned The Simpsons?  Yeah, Tracy Ultron.

No, your'e thinking of Allman, as in the Allman Brothers.  She is their sister.  Ultron: that is the guy who started Wal-Mart: Sam Ultron.  I guess the Avengers are going to be fighting globalization?


Has anyone, anywhere, EVER thought this farking meme was funny?

I'd rather pizza-god-damn-jedi in here making the 'stomping shiat down the drain' 'golf ball dimpler' and 'if you know what I mean' memes.

I'd rather have meowthegoddamndog in here making retarded armenian speech.
2013-07-22 06:51:44 PM
1 votes:

Phaeon: Just as long as this happens

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An Escher-esque, bent-handled Mjolnir?  Or a Captain America with no shoulders?

/i keed
2013-07-22 06:43:32 PM
1 votes:

Optimal_Illusion: I'm gonna co-opt Butt-Frog.


Butt-Frog, the newest comic sensation, watch as he delivers a concerto in fist minor right in a crook's jimmies, followed by a short jazz number by colon cornet in their faces.
2013-07-22 06:19:54 PM
1 votes:
www.spburke.com
This guy?
2013-07-22 05:28:50 PM
1 votes:

Satanic_Hamster: Kinek: Butbutbut Frog of thunder!

Heh.  Butt Frog.


Whenever I fart now, it will be a Butt Frog of thunder.
2013-07-22 04:51:40 PM
1 votes:
You know what we need?

upload.wikimedia.org

We need that. Make it happen.
2013-07-22 04:18:43 PM
1 votes:
You know what I want to see in the next Marvel Cinema movie? Hugh Jackman walking in the background, slightly out of focus, using some flaming debris to light a cigar and have that cigar snatched out his hand by a web shot by someone off screen. Just like 7 seconds. Just enough to cause $200,000 per hour worth of lawyers heads to explode.
2013-07-22 03:55:00 PM
1 votes:

MBK: Fox owns X-Men and Fantastic Four (I think). Sony owns Spiderman. No one wants Daredevil or Blade. So unless Marvel is going to pony up billions to buy back the rights, or Sony and Fox decide they hate making money hand over fist and stop making X-Men and Spiderman movies, it won't happen.


For Xmen buy the rights to the DC knockoff version and then for FF just create the Fabulous Five.  Then create a character named Sorny that has spider powers.
2013-07-22 03:50:59 PM
1 votes:

Senordos13: [lparchive.org image 800x600]


We have worn the mask of shame ever since breaking it!
2013-07-22 03:46:48 PM
1 votes:

PsyLord: grokca: I don't care that much about Ultron but can we have this?
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Oh man, I would hit that harder than Hank Pym would...

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/just not the same way, and I know you know what I mean


I never understood why Jan could get the hell beaten out of her by Ultron and look like she spent a day at the spa, but one slap from Hank and she looks like she was the guest of honor at a blanket party.
2013-07-22 03:10:38 PM
1 votes:

mediablitz: FirstNationalBastard: Ultron, in turn, created the Vision.

I was a big comic book fan 69-73. The Vision being a personal favorite. Did not know this until reading the Ultron Wiki.


Surely you don't mean to say that people will go out and read about things that seem interesting, do you?
2013-07-22 02:55:08 PM
1 votes:

RyansPrivates: dittybopper: Isn't she that English woman who's show spawned The Simpsons?  Yeah, Tracy Ultron.

No, your'e thinking of Allman, as in the Allman Brothers.  She is their sister.  Ultron: that is the guy who started Wal-Mart: Sam Ultron.  I guess the Avengers are going to be fighting globalization?


No, you're thinking of Sam Walton, the guy for whom Walton Mtn is named. Ultron is a giant robot made out of 5 mecha-lions that traverse the stars and battle Mum-ra!
2013-07-22 02:51:34 PM
1 votes:
Ultron as a nemisis in the next Avenger Movie... interesting but I want to know who is going to play the pilot of the blue tiger?
2013-07-22 02:18:48 PM
1 votes:
Ultron is a metal guy created by Hank Pym.

Ultron, in turn, created the Vision.

Also, Ultron's evility led in part to Hank Pym doing a concerto in fist minor on Jan's face.
2013-07-22 12:47:47 PM
1 votes:
I think the bigger question is "Who the f*ck are the Guardians of the Galaxy"? If the people who greenlit that think it's gonna be a success I have a bridge to sell them. Yes, fanboys know who they are, but you need a large majority of the people to know who they are and have a burning desire to go see it. More people know who Green Lantern is and how did that film work out? Ghost Rider? Elektra? Catwoman? All more well known than the Guardians of the Galaxy.
2013-07-22 11:05:29 AM
1 votes:
If you really need to have explained who Ultron is, you probably aren't going to be going to see Avengers 2 anyway.
 
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