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(Lehigh Valley Live)   Woman found passed out in her car in a McDonalds parking lot holding a can of Ultra Duster. She had 2 toddlers in the car...none of which were hers   (lehighvalleylive.com) divider line 45
    More: Dumbass, McDonalds, Northampton County, Lehigh County, Allentown  
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2013-07-22 01:18:00 PM
At least the kids were dust-free
 
2013-07-22 01:18:10 PM
Neither of which were hers.

/Going back to my primer and chalkboard.
 
2013-07-22 01:18:23 PM
Sad story.  It's getting rather dusty in here.
 
2013-07-22 01:19:06 PM
LEE-MON Pledge?
 
2013-07-22 01:19:14 PM
No mugshot?  Lazy journalist.
 
2013-07-22 01:19:15 PM

Galloping Galoshes: Neither of which were hers.

/Going back to my primer and chalkboard.


Came in to say this.


Yes, it's a way for some people to explode their brain.
 
2013-07-22 01:19:20 PM

Galloping Galoshes: Neither of which whom were hers.

/Going back to my primer and chalkboard.

 
2013-07-22 01:20:02 PM
Just when I start berating myself for being as successful in my life as I had wanted to be by this age, I see something like this, and realize I'm not such a failure after all!

*posting from work, as usual
 
2013-07-22 01:20:49 PM
So they're huffing there in Allentown?
 
2013-07-22 01:21:23 PM
They weren't neither?
 
2013-07-22 01:22:01 PM
I'm walking on sunshine.
 
2013-07-22 01:23:04 PM

She had 2 toddlers in the car...none of which were hers


1) With two items, one should use 'neither' (not 'none').

2) With 'neither' or 'none', one should use the singular verb, e.g. "neither was". The use of "neither were" is incorrect since the subject refers to only one toddler at a time.

3) When referring to people, one should use 'whom' rather than 'which'.

Better version: "She had two toddlers in the car, neither of whom was hers".

However, I will give subby some credit for cramming a lot of grammatical failure into only five words.
 
2013-07-22 01:25:39 PM
The "none" could also include the Ultra Duster and/or the car.
 
2013-07-22 01:26:01 PM
At least she left the pony home.
 
2013-07-22 01:26:13 PM
She's going "Wheew,,,, glad I dodged a bullet there. "
 
2013-07-22 01:27:55 PM
Pfft.  prisonphotography.files.wordpress.com
Amateur.
 
2013-07-22 01:29:15 PM
mom?
 
2013-07-22 01:32:10 PM

JimmySlicings: I'm walking on sunshine.


Came here to say this. Since you beat me to it, I'll just post a pic...

25.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-07-22 01:41:16 PM

I_Am_Weasel: So they're huffing there in Allentown?


Where they're closing all the compressed air factories down.
 
2013-07-22 01:50:26 PM
t3.gstatic.com
How dare she soil my family name!
 
2013-07-22 01:53:16 PM
Sounds like where my roomate will be in a year.
 
2013-07-22 01:56:56 PM
I bet she's from Florida originally.
 
2013-07-22 01:57:03 PM

I_Am_Weasel: So they're huffing there in Allentown?


Easton, in this case, but like Bethlehem that isn't quite as lyrical.
 
2013-07-22 02:04:32 PM
southparkstudios.mtvnimages.com

Walking on sunshine?  Don't forget to bring a towel!
 
2013-07-22 02:07:27 PM
That stuff is WAY worse for you than whippets. I definitely knocked off a few IQ points before getting scared of that stuff. Nitrous makes you goofy for a few days, but you can definitely shake it off unless you're a daily user for aftergble. The duster, tho, that stuff hensgluyem your bsharaity,

sheeble.
 
2013-07-22 02:08:17 PM
I once sprayed some of that on a wasp. It's died instantly. Why on earth would anyone inhale that stuff on purpose? Some people just need to loaded into cargo containers a dropped into the ocean.
 
2013-07-22 02:14:02 PM

I_Am_Weasel: So they're huffing there in Allentown?


Huffing while the kids are around.
 
2013-07-22 02:14:20 PM
It was getting dusty in there.
 
2013-07-22 02:17:20 PM

Galloping Galoshes: Neither of which were hers.

/Going back to my primer and chalkboard.


If the car was also not hers, then the grammar is correct.  The site does not indicate that to be the case, but maybe subby is her Ultra Duster supplier and has an inside track on the story.
 
2013-07-22 02:19:17 PM

Bill_Wick's_Friend: [southparkstudios.mtvnimages.com image 480x360]

Walking on sunshine?  Don't forget to bring a towel!


A hoopy frood should always know where their towel is at.

/RIP Doug.
 
2013-07-22 02:19:39 PM
never admit to owning the ultra duster
it's not "my" ultra duster, it's "the" ultra duster
 
2013-07-22 02:24:48 PM

TanSau: LEE-MON Pledge?


Noo, nooo
 
2013-07-22 02:38:41 PM
We would have accepted 'neither'
 
2013-07-22 02:41:49 PM

reillan: Galloping Galoshes: Neither of which were hers.

/Going back to my primer and chalkboard.

If the car was also not hers, then the grammar is correct.  The site does not indicate that to be the case, but maybe subby is her Ultra Duster supplier and has an inside track on the story.


Yeah I thought that the car was stolen after reading the headline...
 
2013-07-22 03:03:08 PM

big pig peaches: I once sprayed some of that on a wasp. It's died instantly. Why on earth would anyone inhale that stuff on purpose? Some people just need to loaded into cargo containers a dropped into the ocean.


Ive held it upside down and froze ants that was cool.
 
2013-07-22 03:35:34 PM

groppet: big pig peaches: I once sprayed some of that on a wasp. It's died instantly. Why on earth would anyone inhale that stuff on purpose? Some people just need to loaded into cargo containers a dropped into the ocean.

Ive held it upside down and froze ants that was cool.


I typically do that as well.  Not ants though, normally my co-workers.  It wakes them up from a nap rather quickly
 
2013-07-22 03:35:36 PM
in the backseat outside the McDonald's restaurant in the 300 block of Larry Holmes Drive in Easton, police report.

www.sweetfights.com

Biatch got knocked the fark out!
 
2013-07-22 03:35:40 PM
... none neither of which were hers ...

1.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-07-22 03:41:23 PM

Caluth: [t3.gstatic.com image 200x251]
How dare she soil my family name!





She needs a bigger sharpie...
 
2013-07-22 03:48:13 PM

Clemkadidlefark: ... none neither of which were hers ...

[1.bp.blogspot.com image 635x480]


The last grammatical error in the strip is what makes it funny.
 
2013-07-22 03:49:16 PM

JimmySlicings: I'm walking on sunshine.


Thanks.
 
2013-07-22 04:25:02 PM
When you've got nuttin' to lose . . . sooner or later this is gonna affect (Kudos to the cartoon above) the rich and when it finally does THEN something will get . . . 'scuse me for a moment->
*Phone rings*
Yes?
yes . . .
oh,
I see -
thankyouverymuchbyenow

So now, lets talk about For Profit Prisons for a while . . .
 
2013-07-22 05:10:34 PM
From the link in tfa,
From ultraduster.com

"ULTRA DUSTER is earth-friendly and contains no CFCs (Freon).

ULTRA DUSTER contains a bitterant additive that discourages potential abusive and misusage of the product by making its contents unpleasant to inhale."
/never heard of ultra huffer
 
2013-07-22 07:29:06 PM
farking druggies.

ecx.images-amazon.com

Anyone use it?
 
2013-07-23 04:17:23 AM
What a can of an ultra duster might look like:
 
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