If you can read this, either the style sheet didn't load or you have an older browser that doesn't support style sheets. Try clearing your browser cache and refreshing the page.

(Dumbass Daily)   Best bachelor party EVER? No booze, no strippers, just a car full of explosives and a groom with a high powered rifle   (dumbassdaily.com) divider line 30
    More: Spiffy, bachelor party  
•       •       •

3997 clicks; posted to Video » on 22 Jul 2013 at 10:05 AM (1 year ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



30 Comments   (+0 »)
   
View Voting Results: Smartest and Funniest
 
2013-07-22 09:18:05 AM
No booze, no strippers...nope.
 
2013-07-22 09:29:00 AM
'Milt will cut your balls off.'

/obscure?
 
2013-07-22 09:49:38 AM
Things that make you go *BOOM*....
 
2013-07-22 10:12:42 AM
Looks like Tannerite. Legal to purchase/use, but in quantities like that you'll usually run into some other issues. Looks like he was in a really remote area, so good on him.
 
2013-07-22 10:15:48 AM

Lt. Cheese Weasel: 'Milt will cut your balls off.'

/obscure?


Are you the pimp? You look like Gandhi!
 
2013-07-22 10:34:10 AM

MichiganFTL: Looks like Tannerite. Legal to purchase/use, but in quantities like that you'll usually run into some other issues. Looks like he was in a really remote area, so good on him.


Also, the guy says that it's tannerite.
 
2013-07-22 10:40:55 AM
I hope it wasn't a TDI, rest in pieces little Jetta.
 
2013-07-22 10:46:37 AM

MichiganFTL: Looks like he was in a really remote area, so good on him.



...well, 'good on him' provided he cleaned up after himself, or did it in a place that's being landfilled or something.
 
2013-07-22 10:50:11 AM

mycathatesyou: MichiganFTL: Looks like Tannerite. Legal to purchase/use, but in quantities like that you'll usually run into some other issues. Looks like he was in a really remote area, so good on him.

Also, the guy says that it's tannerite.


No sound at work. Yeah, it sucks I know.
 
2013-07-22 11:40:00 AM
Ah tannerite, providing long distance fun for many years now....
 
2013-07-22 11:51:03 AM

Lt. Cheese Weasel: 'Milt will cut your balls off.'

/obscure?


*points*

'This being Milt!'
 
2013-07-22 12:00:22 PM
personally I much prefer shooting spoiled coconuts with 8mm mauser or 7.62x54r, iron sights, @ 15-300 yards. My eyes aren't good enough to hit 300 yards consistently so I only put a few out at 300.

spray paint the coconuts orange first.

the explosions are nicely spectacular, and you don't need to clean up the range afterwards - the bugs and birds will take care of that. just toss out the big pieces if there are any left.

but hey, if i had tons of money to burn ... tannerite would do, too
 
2013-07-22 12:01:20 PM
No booze, no strippers, just a car full of explosives and a groom with a high powered rifle

Republican Jesus approves
 
2013-07-22 12:29:53 PM
I direct your attention to that spot over there that has been marked with an X. We have here the prototype of a new Russian tank. We are here to test the vulnerability of said tank to sustain fire from an infantry platoon.

pics.imcdb.org
 
2013-07-22 12:43:14 PM
I put a small jar of Tannerite in a dead electric smoker and shot at it from 40 yards.  I didn't consider the extra compression provided by the body of the smoker.  I honestly thought the lid *might* go up 40 feet and tumble back down.  I'm thinking 150 yards next time, this was one of my dumber ideas and was lucky nobody got hurt and nothing got broken (except the dead smoker)

http://youtu.be/6PH4J6MVfQA

/No need to reply how dangerous and dumb that was, I get it
 
2013-07-22 12:59:28 PM

KidneyStone: I put a small jar of Tannerite in a dead electric smoker and shot at it from 40 yards.  I didn't consider the extra compression provided by the body of the smoker.  I honestly thought the lid *might* go up 40 feet and tumble back down.  I'm thinking 150 yards next time, this was one of my dumber ideas and was lucky nobody got hurt and nothing got broken (except the dead smoker)

http://youtu.be/6PH4J6MVfQA

/No need to reply how dangerous and dumb that was, I get it


You guys have the goofiest laughs ever.
 
2013-07-22 01:18:32 PM

mycathatesyou: KidneyStone: I put a small jar of Tannerite in a dead electric smoker and shot at it from 40 yards.  I didn't consider the extra compression provided by the body of the smoker.  I honestly thought the lid *might* go up 40 feet and tumble back down.  I'm thinking 150 yards next time, this was one of my dumber ideas and was lucky nobody got hurt and nothing got broken (except the dead smoker)

http://youtu.be/6PH4J6MVfQA

/No need to reply how dangerous and dumb that was, I get it

You guys have the goofiest laughs ever.


That was the XGF and her brother.  Those weren't "this is funny" laughs, they were "holy shiat we almost died" laughs.
 
2013-07-22 01:34:41 PM

KidneyStone: I put a small jar of Tannerite in a dead electric smoker and shot at it from 40 yards.  I didn't consider the extra compression provided by the body of the smoker.  I honestly thought the lid *might* go up 40 feet and tumble back down.  I'm thinking 150 yards next time, this was one of my dumber ideas and was lucky nobody got hurt and nothing got broken (except the dead smoker)

http://youtu.be/6PH4J6MVfQA

/No need to reply how dangerous and dumb that was, I get it


You forgot to say 'here, hold my beer.'
 
2013-07-22 03:02:54 PM
I'll take booze and strippers, thanks.
 
2013-07-22 04:21:26 PM
Requisite "it'll buff right out".

/going to look up tannerite for my next party
 
2013-07-22 05:01:38 PM
I'd be the ass that had a chunk of metal, tube of fake blood, and theater putty, standing in the back of the pack and ready to place it on my forehead the second it went BOOM, then lay on the ground and wait for someone to turn around....
 
2013-07-22 05:06:07 PM
I know what I'm doing if I get married again...
 
2013-07-22 06:20:21 PM
How much longer til thats on mythbusters being taken apart?
 
2013-07-22 10:10:57 PM
"Hey guys. I got Bob a clown that's gonna jump out of his trunk and hit him in the face with a pie. By the way, what was all of that noise when I was pulling up?"

"..."
 
2013-07-23 12:12:23 AM
Tannerite - $300
VW Jetta - $500
Best bachelor party ever... Pricele... uh, pretty cool, but not the best ever. Maybe a good way to start the party.
 
2013-07-23 12:17:35 AM
How does someone get 42lbs of explosives in 2013 without getting on any watch list or being raided by Homeland Security and having their dog shot?
 
2013-07-23 02:10:38 AM

duenor: personally I much prefer shooting spoiled coconuts with 8mm mauser or 7.62x54r, iron sights, @ 15-300 yards. My eyes aren't good enough to hit 300 yards consistently so I only put a few out at 300.

spray paint the coconuts orange first.

the explosions are nicely spectacular, and you don't need to clean up the range afterwards - the bugs and birds will take care of that. just toss out the big pieces if there are any left.

but hey, if i had tons of money to burn ... tannerite would do, too


.22LR hollowpoints (back when you could get them cheap...) do hilarious things to rotten apples and oranges. I can't imagine trying to do it with a Mosin-Nagant, I'd be too busy complaining about my dislocated shoulder to notice the exploding fruit.

/the kick on those guns is just rude
 
2013-07-23 08:49:30 AM
A sausage fest full of people playing with phallic imagery is the best bachelor party ever?

I give that marriage three weeks. And that includes the wasted week of "pray the gay away" therapy.
 
2013-07-23 01:39:19 PM

AteMyBrain: I'll take booze and strippers, thanks.


Some people masturbate to guns and violence.
 
2013-07-23 09:21:49 PM

crab66: AteMyBrain: I'll take booze and strippers, thanks.

Some people masturbate to guns and violence.


Which is why I'll stick to booze and strippers.
 
Displayed 30 of 30 comments

View Voting Results: Smartest and Funniest


This thread is closed to new comments.

Continue Farking
Submit a Link »






Report