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(MassLive)   Cincinnati Zoo takes a page out of the Southern US biology textbook and attempts to mate female rhino with her little brother   (masslive.com) divider line 23
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2013-07-22 09:13:52 AM  
They read the Bible to zoo animals now?
 
2013-07-22 09:18:22 AM  

PowerSlacker: They read the Bible to zoo animals now?


Well, Noah's ark had room for only a pair of each animal.  So I guess inbreeding was a success back then, why not try it again now.
 
2013-07-22 09:20:52 AM  
I need some clarification is West Virginia considered the South or North for this discussion?
 
2013-07-22 09:24:56 AM  
Why would a zookeeper make their little brother mate with a Rhino?

Is he/she going for this?

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Because that's just sick and totally normal/expected for those basement-nappers from Ohio.
 
2013-07-22 09:34:44 AM  
As is Cincinnati tradition.
 
2013-07-22 09:36:01 AM  

Waldo Pepper: I need some clarification is West Virginia considered the South or North for this discussion?


It's a hard call really. Sure they were unionists liberated from the South, but they were only really Unionists because the vast majority of their slaves had already been sold off further South and West by the time shooting had started and they had taken up Northern style industry and agriculture. Much like Tennessee, they were culturally Southern while economically Northern.

In other words, whatever prejudice supports your argument at the moment.
 
2013-07-22 09:38:38 AM  
Mama June has a brother?
Oh wait, that's Georgia.
 
2013-07-22 09:56:39 AM  
Cincinnati Zoo takes a page out of the Southern US biology textbook European royalty handbook and attempts to mate female rhino with her little brother
/blue blood
//hemophiliac blue blood
 
2013-07-22 10:28:44 AM  
Quick solution:  Release a study that says that powdered rhino horn has proven to cause sterility and eventual require penis amputation.
 
2013-07-22 10:33:41 AM  
I read this manga.
 
2013-07-22 10:43:24 AM  

SheltemDragon: Waldo Pepper: I need some clarification is West Virginia considered the South or North for this discussion?

It's a hard call really. Sure they were unionists liberated from the South, but they were only really Unionists because the vast majority of their slaves had already been sold off further South and West by the time shooting had started and they had taken up Northern style industry and agriculture. Much like Tennessee, they were culturally Southern while economically Northern.

In other words, whatever prejudice supports your argument at the moment.


oh so pretty much the same as the mass media. Thank you for clearly that up for me
 
2013-07-22 11:07:48 AM  

Narrator: [while brutally beating Angel Face] "I felt like putting a bullet between the eyes of every rhino that wouldn't screw to save its species."


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2013-07-22 11:39:38 AM  
Isn't inbreeding pretty much the only way to bring back species on the brink? If they are both healthy and the parents were fairly genetically diverse, I can't see the harm in this. It's a pretty common practice among breeders selecting for a particular trait in domesticated animals and is how we've recovered a lot of old heritage breeds. Like mulefoot hogs and Navajo Churro sheep.

Not that I would have a kid with my little brother. But my species is hardly dying out. Also, we have really similar immune systems and I doubt it would end well. The poor kid would most likely get all of the bad and none of the good. Plus, ew.

It seems like they know what they are doing and are doing it for the right reasons.
 
2013-07-22 11:41:45 AM  
Way to perpetuate stereotypes, subby.
 
2013-07-22 12:11:16 PM  

Waldo Pepper: I need some clarification is West Virginia considered the South or North for this discussion?


It's debatable but as a northerner and former virginia resident...IMHO ...WV = appalachia = very much "southern"

That said, the white water rafting is tremendous
 
2013-07-22 12:14:40 PM  
Didn't the ancient egyptian royalty do that.

They may come out OK and quite intelligent, or very flawed.

/OK, that one didn't work out, try again.
 
2013-07-22 12:20:57 PM  

Ninepoundhammer: Waldo Pepper: I need some clarification is West Virginia considered the South or North for this discussion?

It's debatable but as a northerner and former virginia resident...IMHO ...WV = appalachia = very much "southern"

That said, the white water rafting is tremendous


Appalachia pretty much is their own culture neither southern or northern purely mountain.
 
2013-07-22 12:36:05 PM  
Doesn't see a problem:

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2013-07-22 01:19:20 PM  
Dear Asians, why do you think rhino horn increases peen size? You have been trying that since like forever and have the smallest peens in the world. Hell if you are gonna tey traditional medicine to increase peen size shouldnt you be using whatever the Africans say increases peen size?
 
2013-07-22 01:37:02 PM  
First gay marriage and now this. It's not like we didn't warn you.
 
2013-07-22 01:54:51 PM  

Vectron: First gay marriage and now this. It's not like we didn't warn you.


So we can fark turtles now?
 
2013-07-22 02:54:03 PM  

Ninepoundhammer: Waldo Pepper: I need some clarification is West Virginia considered the South or North for this discussion?

It's debatable but as a northerner and former virginia resident...IMHO ...WV = appalachia = very much "southern"

That said, the white water rafting is tremendous


WV seceeded from Virginia during the Civil War, fought on the Union side, so they are at least race traitors.
 
2013-07-22 09:48:20 PM  

Waldo Pepper: SheltemDragon: Waldo Pepper: I need some clarification is West Virginia considered the South or North for this discussion?

It's a hard call really. Sure they were unionists liberated from the South, but they were only really Unionists because the vast majority of their slaves had already been sold off further South and West by the time shooting had started and they had taken up Northern style industry and agriculture. Much like Tennessee, they were culturally Southern while economically Northern.

In other words, whatever prejudice supports your argument at the moment.

oh so pretty much the same as the mass media. Thank you for clearly that up for me


Pretty much, like most states who fought for what was mostly only a average.

Although, Unionists in the South were much more likely to go semi-outlaw and do back area raids then were southern sympathizers in the North (They were more smuggling economic support to the south), so I can see why the South would be glad to see them gone.

/ lots of reason for that
// Southern Unionists were much more likely to have their stuff put to the torch, even if they just tried to abstain.
/// Of course, Lincoln was throwing people in prison just for even speaking poorly of the Union efforts
//// Everyone's was/is a dick about the Civil War. Which is kinda funny.
 
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