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(WFSB Connecticut)   Not news: People failing to pick up feces while jogging with their dog. FARK: Not having a dog and failing to clean up   (wfsb.com) divider line 70
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2013-07-22 07:23:39 AM
Lady didn't even wipe with his newspaper. Nasty!
 
2013-07-22 07:40:34 AM
A man wants to identify a woman he caught on camera multiple times defecating next to his home during her morning jog.

i.imgur.com
 
2013-07-22 09:17:51 AM
The wonderful world of schizophrenia.
 
2013-07-22 09:26:02 AM
"This is malicious fecal distribution,"

And that's my officially my favorite phrase of the day.
 
2013-07-22 10:02:08 AM
This is malicious repeat distribution!
 
2013-07-22 10:05:22 AM
 
2013-07-22 10:16:38 AM
images4.wikia.nocookie.net
 
2013-07-22 10:17:22 AM
The whole story is poo.

I'm calling shenanigans.
 
2013-07-22 10:17:26 AM
This article is FULL of WIN quotes:

"This is malicious fecal distribution,"
"This is calculated. 'Look look look, I'm dropping my pants as I'm running,'"
"If it happens again, I'm going to run out there with a hose and hose her down and say, 'Bad human!'"
 
2013-07-22 10:18:12 AM
She's marking her territory to let other joggers know that's HER running path.
 
2013-07-22 10:18:40 AM

Hawnkee: [images4.wikia.nocookie.net image 640x480]


"Drops her pants, lets go, puts her shorts back up, without any wipe, nothing else,"
images.nitrosell.com
 
2013-07-22 10:18:53 AM
FTFA: Albuquerque police say the woman, if caught, could be charged with a misdemeanor for public nuisance or disorderly conduct.

Aren't there stories of guys getting charged with indecent exposure and put on the sex offender registry?
 
2013-07-22 10:20:03 AM
Bad Human?  Well...that's going a bit too far just because of a poop run.  Now, the not wiping thing....ewwww.  That's nasty.  Grinding a racing stripe in her drawers for the next 2-3 miles?  Ewwwwww.

*loves public humiliation and would love to see him hose her down*
 
2013-07-22 10:21:20 AM
Today is a repeat of Repeat Day.
 
2013-07-22 10:21:55 AM

Magnus: Bad Human?  Well...that's going a bit too far just because of a poop run.  Now, the not wiping thing....ewwww.  That's nasty.  Grinding a racing stripe in her drawers for the next 2-3 miles?  Ewwwwww.

*loves public humiliation and would love to see him hose her down*


And not to mention running with an itchy ass until you get home.

I willing to bet that this is deliberate and she thinks somebody else, like an ex, lives there
 
2013-07-22 10:22:28 AM
FTFA: "If it happens again, I'm going to run out there with a hose and hose her down and say, 'Bad human!'" Bobby said.

Please let this happen.  I want a follow-up story about this this highly quotable, unwilling feces recipient.
 
2013-07-22 10:26:24 AM
Seems she needs to adjust either her jogging or pooping schedule.
 
2013-07-22 10:26:42 AM
Ladies and Gentlemen, This is Malicious Fecal Distribution!
(Cheers!)

Hello Scranton! You suck!
(music)
Poop, poop, poop!
Poop. poo poo!
Don't wipe! Run away!
Poop poop poo!

(Cheers!)

That's it! No encores you pussies!
(cheers)
 
2013-07-22 10:26:55 AM
Yeah thats just gross. When I used to walk/jog a lot it would help to get things "moving" in me but FFS I could hold it til I got home.
 
GBB
2013-07-22 10:29:24 AM

Revek: whoops link  This is malicious fecal distribution


So, this greenlight is actually #2?
 
GBB
2013-07-22 10:31:37 AM
i47.photobucket.com
 
2013-07-22 10:31:59 AM

groppet: Yeah thats just gross. When I used to walk/jog a lot it would help to get things "moving" in me but FFS I could hold it til I got home.


In other jogging/running/marathon threads many people say just letting it flow is a "thing" amongst the hardcore set.

Runners be crazy, yo. I only run if I need to catch an antelope or avoid a leopard.
 
2013-07-22 10:35:54 AM
Has she been outed yet?
 
2013-07-22 10:36:04 AM

ongbok: Magnus: Bad Human?  Well...that's going a bit too far just because of a poop run.  Now, the not wiping thing....ewwww.  That's nasty.  Grinding a racing stripe in her drawers for the next 2-3 miles?  Ewwwwww.

*loves public humiliation and would love to see him hose her down*

And not to mention running with an itchy ass until you get home.

I willing to bet that this is deliberate and she thinks somebody else, like an ex, lives there


That's possible.  The Mad Pooper!
 
2013-07-22 10:36:30 AM
"This is malicious fecal distribution," he said.

quicklol.com
 
2013-07-22 10:39:04 AM
stupid thing won't display this pic inline properly:  http://static.fjcdn.com/pictures/You_30bd5b_1290888.jpg
 
Poe
2013-07-22 10:40:20 AM
Not to be an ITG, but I would be camped out with rock salt in a 12 gauge.
 
2013-07-22 10:41:38 AM

Carn: Has she been outed yet?


4.bp.blogspot.com blueollie.files.wordpress.com

Pretty sure it was Michele Bachmann.
 
2013-07-22 10:42:31 AM

theorellior: groppet: Yeah thats just gross. When I used to walk/jog a lot it would help to get things "moving" in me but FFS I could hold it til I got home.

In other jogging/running/marathon threads many people say just letting it flow is a "thing" amongst the hardcore set.

Runners be crazy, yo. I only run if I need to catch an antelope or avoid a leopard.


That be a Poop Run.  It ain't pretty, but if she isn't good at her nutrition plan and doesn't evacuate at the appropriate time prior to the run, she's going do that or hit a portable on the route, or grocery store or head into the woods.  I bet she's a new runner and doesn't know to take a dump before the run.

Poop runs are nasty if the runner in front of you has one.  Blech.
 
2013-07-22 10:48:02 AM

Magnus: Poop runs are nasty if the runner in front of you has one. Blech.


There's a picture of one that used to be posted until the mods decided it was a ticket to a time-out.
 
2013-07-22 10:51:14 AM

rk1i: stupid thing won't display this pic inline properly:  http://static.fjcdn.com/pictures/You_30bd5b_1290888.jpg


Don't hotlink from funnyjunk / fjcdn. They have a protection against hotlinking and direct linking, the images won't show up.
 
2013-07-22 10:54:03 AM
Women are such animals.  NSFW http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7G0HPofcr6E
 
2013-07-22 10:57:54 AM
Now, that was an excellent Monday morning article.  I'll be trying to fit "malicious fecal distribution" into conversation all day.
 
2013-07-22 10:58:52 AM
Checks article, Florida or Albuquerque?

Albuquerque. It's the finest town in New Mexico called Albuquerque.
 
2013-07-22 11:15:54 AM

traylor: rk1i: stupid thing won't display this pic inline properly:  http://static.fjcdn.com/pictures/You_30bd5b_1290888.jpg

Don't hotlink from funnyjunk / fjcdn. They have a protection against hotlinking and direct linking, the images won't show up.


Thanks, much, for the info.

/noob
//oldguy
///lawn, etc...
 
2013-07-22 11:20:10 AM

theorellior: Magnus: Poop runs are nasty if the runner in front of you has one. Blech.

There's a picture of one that used to be posted until the mods decided it was a ticket to a time-out.


I will not, I repeat, WILL NOT, search for that pic.  That is all.
 
2013-07-22 11:21:21 AM

Carn: Has she been outed yet?


Why? Do you want a date?


RickN99: Now, that was an excellent Monday morning article.  I'll be trying to fit "malicious fecal distribution" into conversation all day.


Be sure to add a demonstration.
 
2013-07-22 11:22:08 AM
How many greenlights do you guys need about this pooping jogger? This is the third that's made the main page since the story hit.
 
2013-07-22 11:22:33 AM
Repoop
 
2013-07-22 11:23:06 AM

The My Little Pony Killer: How many greenlights do you guys need about this pooping jogger? This is the third that's made the main page since the story hit.


1st time I've seen and that is all that matters in my world.
 
2013-07-22 11:23:49 AM

The One True TheDavid: Carn: Has she been outed yet?

Why? Do you want a date?


RickN99: Now, that was an excellent Monday morning article.  I'll be trying to fit "malicious fecal distribution" into conversation all day.

Be sure to add a demonstration.


So what if I do?  I have a thing for people who poop.
 
2013-07-22 11:24:34 AM

The My Little Pony Killer: How many greenlights do you guys need about this pooping jogger? This is the third that's made the main page since the story hit.


POOP ALL THE GREENLIGHTS!
 
2013-07-22 11:24:55 AM

Carn: The One True TheDavid: Carn: Has she been outed yet?

Why? Do you want a date?


RickN99: Now, that was an excellent Monday morning article.  I'll be trying to fit "malicious fecal distribution" into conversation all day.

Be sure to add a demonstration.

So what if I do?  I have a thing for people who poop.


upload.wikimedia.org
 
2013-07-22 11:26:31 AM
WTF is wrong with people. Sheesh.
 
2013-07-22 11:27:08 AM
Install an HD camera setup to catch the action and sell the recordings to the Japanese.  They seem to get off on this stuff I hear.


//// get your poop off of my lawn.
 
2013-07-22 11:27:22 AM
The Excretor strikes again!
 
2013-07-22 11:33:16 AM
Are there no pay port-a-potties in Albuquerque?

www.eventective.com
Then How about the Flaming Paper Bag at the Front Door gambit.

www.yantran.com
 
2013-07-22 11:33:51 AM

dBoone: Repoop


More like Repoopadoop

I don't know if I've seen it here or facebook, but it's the third time at least I've seen the story.

Guy should just put out a big litter box with a note. And a roll of TP. Be a nice guy about it, and she'll be so horrified, she will go away.
 
2013-07-22 11:34:39 AM

bucket_pup: Install an HD camera setup to catch the action and sell the recordings to the Japanese

Germans.  They seem to get off on this stuff I hear.


//// get your poop off of my lawn.


FTFY
 
2013-07-22 11:36:08 AM
I still can't tell on this article if she's hot. and at least this article answers the question that the original from last week didn't...no wiping yuck
 
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