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(Daily Mail)   Will the new Royal Baby be Leo the lionhearted or a Cancer on the throne? Or will it be a werewolf? Or a pox on both their houses?   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 115
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2013-07-22 09:44:25 AM
i950.photobucket.com
 
2013-07-22 09:44:56 AM
andrewjpatrick.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-07-22 09:44:59 AM
My money is on a drain on the taxpayers.
 
2013-07-22 09:45:42 AM
Dammit.  31 seconds too late.  *shakes tiny fists of extreme impotence*
 
2013-07-22 09:47:00 AM
He will be the Royal Welfare Recipient.
 
2013-07-22 09:49:08 AM

DrSansabeltNoShiatSlacks: He will be the Royal Welfare Recipient.


In that he'll be expected to, eventually, sign a document turning control of his property over to the state in exchange for a small percentage of the revenue they generate?
 
2013-07-22 09:49:47 AM
Anyone check on Camilla yet? How does she feel about being usurped by the baby?
 
2013-07-22 09:50:31 AM
These are troubling times in the kingdom.
 
2013-07-22 09:51:38 AM
My best bet:

chinabambi.files.wordpress.com

It'll justify a war to be able to finally bring dental care to that nation.
 
2013-07-22 09:52:54 AM
Feh. What's important is that he will be born in the year of the snake, and therefore intelligent but unscrupulous.

I for one welcome our new Slitherin overlord.
 
2013-07-22 09:53:18 AM

Pants full of macaroni!!


Dammit. 31 seconds too late. *shakes tiny fists of extreme impotence*


ALL NEW EXTREME IMPOTENCE, SPONSORED BY RED BULL AND BY THE NEW TACO BELL LARD CRUNCH TACO-RITO!!
 
2013-07-22 09:54:19 AM
Well of course a werewolf.
 
2013-07-22 09:55:04 AM

Pants full of macaroni!!: Dammit.  31 seconds too late.  *shakes tiny fists of extreme impotence*


Would have been an awesome simulpost.
 
2013-07-22 09:55:15 AM
But will his hair be perfect?
 
2013-07-22 09:57:03 AM

give me doughnuts: But will his hair be perfect?


DYEP!


/ahooo
 
2013-07-22 09:57:26 AM
Twitter frenzy over royal child's star sign and whether a full moon brought on Kate's labour

GODDAMN IT PEOPLE IT IS 2013!
 
2013-07-22 09:57:27 AM
you know with as much of a stink that's made for the english royals over here, especially in our government, it almost makes you wonder if we really are independent of them.
 
2013-07-22 09:57:36 AM
weeklyworldnews.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-07-22 09:57:40 AM

Or a pox on both their houses?


Isn't Mercutio's line more commonly written as "a plague" rather than "a pox"?
 
2013-07-22 09:58:42 AM

picturescrazy: Well of course a werewolf.


tansyrr.com

Unamused.
 
2013-07-22 10:00:08 AM
I just hope it's black.
 
2013-07-22 10:01:06 AM

Molavian: [i950.photobucket.com image 500x365]


Pants full of macaroni!!: [andrewjpatrick.files.wordpress.com image 400x312]


This.
 
2013-07-22 10:02:09 AM
One ginger to rule them all.
 
2013-07-22 10:02:19 AM

give me doughnuts: But will his hair be perfect?


If by "perfect" you mean "missing by the time he's in his early 20's", then probably.
 
2013-07-22 10:04:16 AM
i.telegraph.co.uk
 
2013-07-22 10:05:29 AM
Astrology? Royalty? It's all bollocks.
 
2013-07-22 10:06:25 AM

Doctor Funkenstein: I just hope it's black.


I lol'd
 
2013-07-22 10:09:27 AM

oryx: It's all bollocks.


Nevermind the bollocks.
 
2013-07-22 10:11:22 AM
Whar are the Piper pics? Whar??? Make haste, my fark peons, and start pasting them. Chop chop!!!
 
2013-07-22 10:11:22 AM

PizzaJedi81: oryx: It's all bollocks.

Nevermind the bollocks.


The only way this will end happily is if the Sex Pistols come out of this lady's vagina.
 
2013-07-22 10:14:13 AM
Guys, tell us more about how much you don't care; that's always fascinating to read
 
2013-07-22 10:15:32 AM

Lerxst2k: These are troubling times in the kingdom.


Well, I didn't vote for him.
 
2013-07-22 10:16:13 AM

Chelsea Clinton Is Carrot Top's Lost Twin


Whar are the Piper pics? Whar??? Make haste, my fark peons, and start pasting them. Chop chop!!!


Here, you sick freak.

www.skyhighhobby.com


pic is borrowed
 
2013-07-22 10:18:14 AM

jayhawk88: Twitter frenzy over royal child's star sign and whether a full moon brought on Kate's labour

GODDAMN IT PEOPLE IT IS 2013!


All the medical professionals I know assure me that this is a thing.

That doesn't mean it IS a thing, but its a pretty sturdy myth.
 
2013-07-22 10:19:50 AM
Leo the lionhearted

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Richard I was actually a gay Frenchman who didn't speak a word of English, but he did conquer Jerusalem, so I guess it's all good to the Limeys.
 
2013-07-22 10:20:10 AM
sakutimonen.blogit.fi

Oh look! He's ginger!

/He takes after Mrs. Slocombe's pussy
 
2013-07-22 10:21:39 AM
i171.photobucket.com

I'm wishing cancer upon you.
 
2013-07-22 10:22:38 AM

Doctor Funkenstein: I just hope it's black.


The answer is "Betty White"

[Opens envelope]

What did the inner city black man say when he has told they elected a new pope?
 
2013-07-22 10:24:05 AM
Astrology is junk. I'm a Leo and about as introverted as they come. I LOATHE being the center of attention. If a teacher ever called on me I'd turn bright red and nearly have a panic attack. I'm better now, but I wouldn't have made it through my wedding without lots and lots of liquid courage.
 
2013-07-22 10:25:39 AM
I hope the baby looks like Prince Harry, because he's the good looking one.
 
2013-07-22 10:28:39 AM

hailin: Astrology is junk. I'm a Leo and about as introverted as they come. I LOATHE being the center of attention.


Same here, sistagirl!
 
2013-07-22 10:29:07 AM

puckrock2000: Richard I was actually a gay Frenchman who didn't speak a word of English, but he did conquer Jerusalem,


Only if by "conquer" you mean "not conquer at all".  He signed a treaty with Saladin where-in Saladin got Jerusalem, and agreed to let Christian pilgrims in (which he was doing anyway).  Richard refused to enter Jerusalem, even as a pilggrim, basically because he hadn't been able to kill any of the population to get in.  Lee conquered NYC more thoroughly than Richard conquered Jerusalem
 
2013-07-22 10:29:34 AM
Astrology? Ah, God, don't tell me that people actually take that crap seriously.
(Looks at article comments)
No way! People actually are treating astrology, a load of bull$#*+, as fact. What the hell?
 
2013-07-22 10:30:00 AM

Sid_6.7: give me doughnuts: But will his hair be perfect?

If by "perfect" you mean "missing by the time he's in his early 20's", then probably.



He'll rip your lungs out, Jim.
 
2013-07-22 10:31:04 AM
25.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-07-22 10:31:14 AM
Came here for the Red Wedding reference.

/left disappointed
 
2013-07-22 10:32:26 AM
Anyone say Reptilian yet? Because that's totally my answer.
 
2013-07-22 10:33:28 AM

Dahnkster: [25.media.tumblr.com image 499x397]



I had my money on Sir Nigel.
Stupid git cost me a shilling.
 
2013-07-22 10:36:58 AM
Only mayhap a werewolf, & not a pox or plague on both their houses.
Like pic Satanus Maximus posted earlier, plan to rt clickie for Own Nefarious Porpoises.
 
2013-07-22 10:38:04 AM
We prefer "Moon Child" to "Cancer". Yes it's lame and hippy-dippy but it's better than being called a Cancer
 
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