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(RamblingBeachCat.com)   When No. 10 involves Carl Lewis being seduced by an old woman at the gym, you have a pretty farked up top ten list   (ramblingbeachcat.com) divider line 23
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2013-07-22 08:47:28 AM
 
2013-07-22 08:52:43 AM
Nothing Milla Jovovich does is bad

This is law and cannot be undone
 
2013-07-22 09:11:41 AM
The 80s, where even an obviously gay athlete can be marketed as a heterosexual singer. Or something.
 
2013-07-22 09:51:21 AM
well, I'll have to spend some time at home watching these...

I expect the worse, but then again, considering what some people keep suggesting here on Fark, it can't be all that bad.
 
2013-07-22 09:57:18 AM
Christopher Lee wrote a song? (checks it out)

I shed the blood of Saxon men.
I shed the blood of Saxon men.
I shed the blood of Saxon men.
I shed the blood of Saxon men.
I shed the blood of Saxon men.

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I O Deed on Bernard Cornwall
I O Deed on Bernard Cornwall
I O Deed on Bernard Cornwall
I O Deed on Bernard Cornwall
I O Deed on Bernard Cornwall
 
mhd
2013-07-22 10:20:19 AM

varmitydog: Christopher Lee wrote a song? (checks it out)


Two metal albums, with a third coming out, after appearing as a narrator/guest singer on a few Rhapsody CDs.

/Apparently Italian Symphonic Cheese Metal is contagious.
//And, AFAIK, he thinks he's a direct descendant of Charlemagne
///Given his general level of awesomeness, that might as well be true
 
2013-07-22 10:37:25 AM
Glover also points to the viewer out that he is being watch by his alter-ego, Rubin Farr. I'm not sure what that has to do with anything, but by this point I just wanted toe video to end so that I could start trying to get my life back together.

Subby, your blog sucks and you need to proofread before you post.

You also missed this epic video.

/trying to be inconspicuous while toting a 500-lfb. video camera on a NYC street corner
//watch Don toss a little kid like a sack of spuds at 2:36
///3:35 - Paul Shaffer cameo!
////and bonus Dweezil Zappa awesomness
 
2013-07-22 11:23:55 AM
Can't forget this gem from Lindsay lohan

http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ODTRrT-ONxA
 
2013-07-22 11:26:13 AM

Fixxor: Can't forget this gem from Lindsay lohan

http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ODTRrT-ONxA


Link fail. Hope this crap works

http://youtu.be/5lTMVCk1MGo
 
2013-07-22 11:35:50 AM
damn those animal head masks scare the F out of me.  movies, videos, whatever... super creepy
 
2013-07-22 12:44:04 PM

puckrock2000: Glover also points to the viewer out that he is being watch by his alter-ego, Rubin Farr. I'm not sure what that has to do with anything, but by this point I just wanted toe video to end so that I could start trying to get my life back together.

Subby, your blog sucks and you need to proofread before you post.

You also missed this epic video.

/trying to be inconspicuous while toting a 500-lfb. video camera on a NYC street corner
//watch Don toss a little kid like a sack of spuds at 2:36
///3:35 - Paul Shaffer cameo!
////and bonus Dweezil Zappa awesomness


Nothing cooler than that. You win the thread.
 
2013-07-22 02:04:34 PM
Jennifer Love Hewitt.

Anything she has ever sung.

Althought this video is solid enough on mute (slightly NSFWish)
 
2013-07-22 02:08:51 PM
9. Juliette Lewis: Terra Incognita

Fark you, Mr list-maker, the list of "adult" things I'd like to do with Juliette Lewis is far more than 10, and the rock n roll thing just made it a longer list.

Seriously, Courtney Love TRIES to pull of that "rocker slut" persona, Juliette Lewis does it perfectly while somehow assuring you that it's all an act.
 
2013-07-22 02:12:57 PM

IdBeCrazyIf: Nothing Milla Jovovich does is bad

This is law and cannot be undone


You know, I don't watch any of the Resident Evil movies(After the first one), but if I'm sitting down and one of my stepsons is watching one, I don't run away. I'm completely captivated by Miss Jovovich, and I have to agree with you here. Makes the movies fun to watch, and she seems to have become pretty successful staying with the franchise. All the more money for when she meets me and I have to give my current wife a large divorce settlement... ;-)
 
2013-07-22 02:25:36 PM

Mikey1969: All the more money for when she meets me and I have to give my current wife a large divorce settlement... ;-)


The RE movies are nothing more than an excuse for her husband to film her in skin tight clothing, and I for one thank the man for this
 
2013-07-22 02:33:52 PM
Sorry list-man, but Bilbo Baggins is awesome.

Rocket Man still freaks me out though, and I'm not sure about the Christopher Lee one.

Sacred to death to watch the Crispin Glover one. Bedtime is in only 10-1/2 or 11 hours, and that might not be enough time to get the freakiness out of my head.
 
2013-07-22 02:34:29 PM

IdBeCrazyIf: Mikey1969: All the more money for when she meets me and I have to give my current wife a large divorce settlement... ;-)

The RE movies are nothing more than an excuse for her husband to film her in skin tight clothing, and I for one thank the man for this


At the end of the first, you get a bonus beaver shot, too...
 
2013-07-22 03:02:56 PM
lh5.googleusercontent.com

Juliette Lewis and the licks, not half bad
 
2013-07-22 03:03:21 PM
2.bp.blogspot.com

So that's what The Animaniacs was making fun of.
 
2013-07-22 03:04:48 PM

puckrock2000: You also missed this epic video.

/trying to be inconspicuous while toting a 500-lfb. video camera on a NYC street corner
//watch Don toss a little kid like a sack of spuds at 2:36
///3:35 - Paul Shaffer cameo!
////and bonus Dweezil Zappa awesomness


Yeah, but I wouldn't call it "bizarre".  Same with Eddie Murphy's "Party all the time."  They're not great songs, but they're fine everyday pop singles.  And both have good enough voices to carry a simple pop song.

Also, Don's song hit #5 if that means anything.
 
2013-07-22 04:57:36 PM
Has Crazy Clown Time been mentioned yet?

(SFW-ish, depending on where you are)
 
2013-07-22 05:08:28 PM
I love Crispen Glover, but with this kind of list. Shatner should be #1.
 
2013-07-23 02:20:38 PM

Jim from Saint Paul: Jennifer Love Hewitt.

Anything she has ever sung.

Althought this video is solid enough on mute (slightly NSFWish)


Wow, my heart rate is up and I think I'm having a seizure from all the fast cuts and nonsensical bright flashes.  She must be big in Japan.

Really the cuts are so fast it like the director thought, "Okay, I've got to make a video with her in it, without her being seen".

At least I had the sound off...
 
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