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(BBC)   The royal water has broken. I repeat, the royal water has broken. This is not a drill. Please report to your station and freak the fark out   (bbc.co.uk) divider line 53
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2013-07-22 03:08:01 AM
12 votes:
Her Majesty's secret cervix is opening !!
2013-07-22 03:11:05 AM
8 votes:
Tell me when she is crowning, I love a good coronation.

/"ahhhh.....bloody farking hell!!"
2013-07-22 03:10:16 AM
5 votes:
i884.photobucket.com
2013-07-22 06:14:13 AM
4 votes:
The news just reported that Princess Kate arrived at the hospital early this morning, "quietly entering through the back." Just think, if William had done that nine months ago we'd be talking about some real news right now.
2013-07-22 03:47:45 PM
3 votes:
i.qkme.me
2013-07-22 09:02:21 AM
3 votes:
i78.photobucket.com
2013-07-22 04:43:21 AM
3 votes:
Hoping the baby comes out resembling Prince Harry...
2013-07-22 04:25:34 AM
3 votes:

Fear_and_Loathing: Bathia_Mapes: PsychoLaurie: I kind of doubt they will name the baby Diana, unless it's a middle name. Do all British kids come with four names like Chalres Philip Arthur George??

Just the royals it would seem. Both William & Harry have 4 names, as does Princess Charles' sister, Princess Anne.

One of my sons has 4 names, tis sadly true.


Nothing wrong with that.

And now I've got the giggles because I just realized I called Charles "Princess Charles". :-D
2013-07-22 03:37:36 AM
3 votes:
Come oooon; black baby, for the lulz!
2013-07-22 06:50:12 AM
2 votes:
img96.imageshack.us
2013-07-22 05:29:30 AM
2 votes:
Ok...Royal is coming out.
2013-07-22 04:44:11 AM
2 votes:

Bathia_Mapes: And now I've got the giggles because I just realized I called Charles "Princess Charles". :-D


Now now. Only Camilla is allowed to call him that and even only when she's carrying the riding crop and he's completely decked out in his Princess Celestia COS-playing outfit.

/Good luck getting that mental image out. :>p
2013-07-22 03:37:31 AM
2 votes:
Jeebus I thought we fought 2 wars with those wankers to not have to give a shiat about thier royalty.
2013-07-22 03:17:43 AM
2 votes:
the redcoats are coming?
2013-07-22 03:13:32 AM
2 votes:
i.imgur.com
2013-07-22 03:12:30 AM
2 votes:
OMG OMG OMG you guise, hurry up! The next trivial distraction is starting!
2013-07-22 03:10:50 AM
2 votes:
sd.keepcalm-o-matic.co.uk
2013-07-22 03:10:48 AM
2 votes:
Uneasy lies the head that sees the crown.
2013-07-22 03:04:53 AM
2 votes:
Yeah, another Britisher on the dole.

At least it isn't a muzzie.
2013-07-22 03:49:56 PM
1 votes:

Fisty Bum: OK, Prince is coming out now.


encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com
2013-07-22 03:07:26 PM
1 votes:
www.8bitdad.com

Seemed appropriate. I unno...
2013-07-22 11:21:54 AM
1 votes:
Here's to you royal lady what's her face.  The entire world now knows your beef curtains are being torn asunder.

s3.amazonaws.com
2013-07-22 10:29:23 AM
1 votes:
A SECOND BABY HAS STRUCK THE SOUTH CERVIX!
2013-07-22 10:23:56 AM
1 votes:
British Open alert!
2013-07-22 09:44:31 AM
1 votes:
public.dcexp.com
2013-07-22 09:39:28 AM
1 votes:
I be they have AC in the Palaces.
2013-07-22 09:16:17 AM
1 votes:

iheartscotch: loveblondieo: I don't necessarily care for stuff like this, but I find myself a wee bit excited. Maybe if it's a girl, they could name her Diana or Diane.

I'm sure you ment to say something that rhymes with aiden...

/ I hear that's a very popular name these days...

// I'm still hoping for a baby that is obviously not white; for the luz


Super Gaiden Thunder Force...

great baby name!
2013-07-22 09:02:17 AM
1 votes:
i.imgur.com
The Miracle of Birth
2013-07-22 08:38:19 AM
1 votes:
The other night I thought I'd check the CNN website to see if the royal birth had happened yet.  As it turned out the lead story was still about the poor woman who fell out of the roller coaster.  But for a microsecond my brain did a backflip as the first thing I saw was the big headline "SHE JUST FLEW OUT!".
2013-07-22 08:03:52 AM
1 votes:
i171.photobucket.com
2013-07-22 07:40:13 AM
1 votes:

Mrs.Sharpier:
I secretly hope they name the baby George.


Approves:

3.bp.blogspot.com

/gonna be a girl
//why else to move heaven, earth, and Parliament?
//'/Diana''s gonna be in the mix
2013-07-22 07:31:58 AM
1 votes:
I hope it is a girl. We need more queens.
2013-07-22 06:17:53 AM
1 votes:
This will be Princess Kate's crowning achievement.
2013-07-22 04:33:51 AM
1 votes:
Well, I'm excited!
2013-07-22 04:29:10 AM
1 votes:

Fear_and_Loathing: Bathia_Mapes: PsychoLaurie: I kind of doubt they will name the baby Diana, unless it's a middle name. Do all British kids come with four names like Chalres Philip Arthur George??

Just the royals it would seem. Both William & Harry have 4 names, as does Princess Charles' sister, Princess Anne.

One of my sons has 4 names, tis sadly true.


John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt?
2013-07-22 04:18:22 AM
1 votes:

doglover: Who cares?


I know. Harry will just have another neck to sever in his climb to the throne. No biggie.
2013-07-22 04:17:43 AM
1 votes:
THANKS OBAMA
2013-07-22 04:06:36 AM
1 votes:

PsychoLaurie: I kind of doubt they will name the baby Diana, unless it's a middle name. Do all British kids come with four names like Chalres Philip Arthur George??


Just the royals it would seem. Both William & Harry have 4 names, as does Princess Charles' sister, Princess Anne.
Skr
2013-07-22 03:58:35 AM
1 votes:
content9.flixster.com

Royale Placenta with Cheese ?
2013-07-22 03:57:29 AM
1 votes:

loveblondieo: iheartscotch: I'm sure you ment to say something that rhymes with aiden...

The world would implode on pure doucheosity if we ever had a King Caiden or Braiden.


Prince Brayden Dhakota or Princess Reneesmé Mahdelleynne.
2013-07-22 03:53:57 AM
1 votes:

AverageAmericanGuy: Oldiron_79: Jeebus I thought we fought 2 wars with those wankers to not have to give a shiat about thier royalty.

There's something ingrained deep down in our American psyche that makes us long for a king to rule over us.

It's why Bush was elected twice.


Kneel before me. I said...kneel! Is not this simpler? Is this not your natural state? It's the unspoken truth of humanity that you crave subjugation. The bright lure of freedom diminishes your life's joy in a mad scramble for power. For identity. You were made to be ruled. In the end, you will always kneel.

images5.fanpop.com
2013-07-22 03:48:13 AM
1 votes:
Is this what they mean by "Toad in the Hole"?
2013-07-22 03:33:25 AM
1 votes:
lol stillborn
2013-07-22 03:24:22 AM
1 votes:
Lizard Tits would be a good name for a band.
2013-07-22 03:20:34 AM
1 votes:
What if its a son and it looks like Trayvon?
2013-07-22 03:20:19 AM
1 votes:
I will forthwith move the booze to the basement, along with my 2TB hard drive's worth of Max Hardcore movies, nail the door shut and disconnect the cable modem.  See ya all in 10 weeks.
2013-07-22 03:20:10 AM
1 votes:
Another Englishman born into poverty. At least he will be sucking on the Royal teet for a bit before sucking on the other one.
2013-07-22 03:15:05 AM
1 votes:
Ugh, another semi-retarded freak for the old folk to obsess over.
If it's a boy it'll have crappy hair, if a girl it'll have lizard tits.
2013-07-22 03:12:29 AM
1 votes:
Full moon.
7+2+2=11 (The master number)
Girl
Name is Mary
2013-07-22 03:09:48 AM
1 votes:
who the fark cares?
2013-07-22 03:09:16 AM
1 votes:
fc03.deviantart.net
2013-07-22 03:06:14 AM
1 votes:
You can call her Her Royal Highness all you want, but at the end of the day, some guy with bad teeth is going to be shouting into her bloody, distended crotch.

Ah, the miracle of birth.
2013-07-22 03:06:07 AM
1 votes:
This should be the new standard for newsflash abuse.
 
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