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(BBC)   The royal water has broken. I repeat, the royal water has broken. This is not a drill. Please report to your station and freak the fark out   (bbc.co.uk) divider line 258
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2013-07-22 03:41:26 AM  
I'm worried if it pokes its head out and sees its shadow, we'll get three more weeks of winter in the Southern Hemisphere.
 
2013-07-22 03:41:54 AM  
I thought the Zimmerman trial was overplayed and here we are. Though I do remember exactly where I was when I learned Diana died.

huh.
 
2013-07-22 03:43:24 AM  
simoniskender.files.wordpress.com
/hot 180
 
2013-07-22 03:43:26 AM  
I don't necessarily care for stuff like this, but I find myself a wee bit excited. Maybe if it's a girl, they could name her Diana or Diane.
 
2013-07-22 03:46:38 AM  
Trooping the colours (fta)..sounds too English but exquisitely proper for some reason.

/cautious wave in honor of her majesty
//buying Uncle Harry a bloody pint and Willie a stogie
 
2013-07-22 03:48:13 AM  
Is this what they mean by "Toad in the Hole"?
 
2013-07-22 03:49:27 AM  
So what are the odds on this one being the Antichrist?
 
2013-07-22 03:49:35 AM  
Perhaps they'll be able to teach the baby what a plumber is.

/obscure
 
2013-07-22 03:49:38 AM  

loveblondieo: I don't necessarily care for stuff like this, but I find myself a wee bit excited. Maybe if it's a girl, they could name her Diana or Diane.


I'm sure you ment to say something that rhymes with aiden...

/ I hear that's a very popular name these days...

// I'm still hoping for a baby that is obviously not white; for the luz
 
2013-07-22 03:51:08 AM  

iheartscotch: loveblondieo: I don't necessarily care for stuff like this, but I find myself a wee bit excited. Maybe if it's a girl, they could name her Diana or Diane.

I'm sure you ment to say something that rhymes with aiden...

/ I hear that's a very popular name these days...

// I'm still hoping for a baby that is obviously not white; for the luz


MAXIMUM TROLLING
 
2013-07-22 03:51:11 AM  
The baby is hatless. I repeat, the baby is hatless.
 
2013-07-22 03:52:08 AM  

iheartscotch: I'm sure you ment to say something that rhymes with aiden...


The world would implode on pure doucheosity if we ever had a King Caiden or Braiden.
 
2013-07-22 03:52:46 AM  

loveblondieo: I don't necessarily care for stuff like this, but I find myself a wee bit excited. Maybe if it's a girl, they could name her Diana or Diane.


I'm hoping for either Arthur or Mordred.
 
2013-07-22 03:53:39 AM  

SpdrJay: So what are the odds on this one being the Antichrist?


i.telegraph.co.uk
WOT?
 
2013-07-22 03:53:57 AM  

AverageAmericanGuy: Oldiron_79: Jeebus I thought we fought 2 wars with those wankers to not have to give a shiat about thier royalty.

There's something ingrained deep down in our American psyche that makes us long for a king to rule over us.

It's why Bush was elected twice.


Kneel before me. I said...kneel! Is not this simpler? Is this not your natural state? It's the unspoken truth of humanity that you crave subjugation. The bright lure of freedom diminishes your life's joy in a mad scramble for power. For identity. You were made to be ruled. In the end, you will always kneel.

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2013-07-22 03:57:29 AM  

loveblondieo: iheartscotch: I'm sure you ment to say something that rhymes with aiden...

The world would implode on pure doucheosity if we ever had a King Caiden or Braiden.


Prince Brayden Dhakota or Princess Reneesmé Mahdelleynne.
 
2013-07-22 03:57:55 AM  

loveblondieo: iheartscotch: I'm sure you ment to say something that rhymes with aiden...

The world would implode on pure doucheosity if we ever had a King Caiden or Braiden.


The royals are very traditional so I doubt they'd even consider names like that. However, if it's a girl I wouldn't be surprised if Diana is part of the baby's name since they tend to do a first name followed by three middle names.

Princess Anne is Anne Elizabeth Alice Louise
 
2013-07-22 03:58:01 AM  
I kind of doubt they will name the baby Diana, unless it's a middle name. Do all British kids come with four names like Chalres Philip Arthur George??
 
2013-07-22 03:58:06 AM  

mr lawson: that is for the U.S.
for the world it is about 2.65 per second net


Right on, thanks for the correction.
When I was typing it out I tried to remember if that was just the U.S. or the world and took one side of the 50/50.
/The wrong side, heh.
 
2013-07-22 03:58:21 AM  
Name of the baby:

Poops McGigglesworth IV esq.
 
2013-07-22 03:58:26 AM  
So, a third generation for Liz to try and outlive.

What do we say, 50/50 on this one?
 
Skr
2013-07-22 03:58:35 AM  
content9.flixster.com

Royale Placenta with Cheese ?
 
2013-07-22 03:59:31 AM  

SpaceBison: lol stillborn


Dude.....
 
2013-07-22 04:05:26 AM  
Prince Hans-Jürgen. Get back to their Saxe-Coburg-Gotha roots that they tried to hide once WW1 rolled around and they changed the family name to Windsor.

Also, which has more inbreeding? The backwoods of West Virginia or the British royal family?
 
2013-07-22 04:05:28 AM  

angrymacface: Perhaps they'll be able to teach the baby what a plumber is.

/obscure


Eddie Izzard is never obscure.
 
2013-07-22 04:06:36 AM  

PsychoLaurie: I kind of doubt they will name the baby Diana, unless it's a middle name. Do all British kids come with four names like Chalres Philip Arthur George??


Just the royals it would seem. Both William & Harry have 4 names, as does Princess Charles' sister, Princess Anne.
 
2013-07-22 04:06:58 AM  
Consider:

Royal Birth palava

Vs.

US election jamborees.

I'll take the former thanks.
 
2013-07-22 04:10:27 AM  

cretinbob: [i884.photobucket.com image 682x449]


Pretty much most of the UK summed up right there.
 
2013-07-22 04:12:08 AM  

C18H27NO3: mr lawson: that is for the U.S.
for the world it is about 2.65 per second net

Right on, thanks for the correction.
When I was typing it out I tried to remember if that was just the U.S. or the world and took one side of the 50/50.
/The wrong side, heh.


well..you are better than me. I didn't have a clue what the number was. I thought yours sounded a bit low so off to google I went. (and sadly i actually did math to arrive at that number....i weird like that:-0 )
 
2013-07-22 04:12:11 AM  

loveblondieo: iheartscotch: I'm sure you ment to say something that rhymes with aiden...

The world would implode on pure doucheosity if we ever had a King Caiden or Braiden.


The social world would explode at the very least. If we could harness the butt-hurt; it would be more than the power of 1000 suns.
 
2013-07-22 04:12:35 AM  
One Heir coming up. Spare to follow.

I keed. A little.

Here's hoping for a healthy happy bundle of Brit blue-blooded bouncing baby.

/As long as the kid doesn't end up with Grandpa's ears it should be good.
//Or a ginger.
///*shudders*
 
2013-07-22 04:13:10 AM  
Y'all talk about if the baby is interracial...hell, I'm going whole hog and hoping we have intersex triplets.  For the lulz (specifically in the "how do we set the royal primogeniture for the Royal Herm" flavour of lulz)...

/At least Queen Liz will be happy...won't change her present life goal of outliving Queen Victoria (and thus Prince Chuck and the Royal Steed)
 
2013-07-22 04:13:33 AM  

gibbo72: Lachwen: Uglybarnacle: who the fark cares?

Well, the entire United Kingdom, for a start...

uhm no we don't but the BBC certainly does, Breakfast News keeps banging on about it but theres fark all else worth watching at the moment


Yes it's the same disconnect as a Brit watching American 'News' and using that to judge what the country cares about as a whole (monster trucks and blowing things up apparently.  Also their elected leaders skin colour).  Personally I think her royal high necessities should have had standard NHS treatment OR paid for private like anyone else.  Instead of the NHS paid for private room stuffed full of top end baby birthing kit (that probably will never get used to anyone else).
 
2013-07-22 04:14:48 AM  
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_royal_houses

Here is a list of all the kings and queens of the world. If you don't get this excited any time any one of them has someone in their family give birth to a future heir, you're totally a racist.
 
2013-07-22 04:15:50 AM  
Who cares?
 
2013-07-22 04:16:05 AM  
I shall make my single post on this issue--or HER issue--and say I really feel sorry for Princess Kate, Prince William, and the soon-to-be-heir. Here's wishing people would stay out of the Royal Placenta for at least an hour or two.
 
2013-07-22 04:16:27 AM  
When should I say I don't care?  Is that now?  I really feel like I need to point out that I don't care...
 
2013-07-22 04:17:43 AM  
THANKS OBAMA
 
2013-07-22 04:18:22 AM  

doglover: Who cares?


I know. Harry will just have another neck to sever in his climb to the throne. No biggie.
 
2013-07-22 04:20:35 AM  

Bathia_Mapes: PsychoLaurie: I kind of doubt they will name the baby Diana, unless it's a middle name. Do all British kids come with four names like Chalres Philip Arthur George??

Just the royals it would seem. Both William & Harry have 4 names, as does Princess Charles' sister, Princess Anne.


One of my sons has 4 names, tis sadly true.
 
2013-07-22 04:24:53 AM  
Am I the only one who thinks this woman should be aloud to have her baby in private without the public freaking out? They have been going on and on and on about her pregnancy for months now. I say let the poor woman give birth to her child in peace!
 
2013-07-22 04:25:34 AM  

Fear_and_Loathing: Bathia_Mapes: PsychoLaurie: I kind of doubt they will name the baby Diana, unless it's a middle name. Do all British kids come with four names like Chalres Philip Arthur George??

Just the royals it would seem. Both William & Harry have 4 names, as does Princess Charles' sister, Princess Anne.

One of my sons has 4 names, tis sadly true.


Nothing wrong with that.

And now I've got the giggles because I just realized I called Charles "Princess Charles". :-D
 
2013-07-22 04:25:56 AM  

Gyrfalcon: I shall make my single post on this issue--or HER issue--and say I really feel sorry for Princess Kate, Prince William, and the soon-to-be-heir. Here's wishing people would stay out of the Royal Placenta for at least an hour or two.


What other function do they serve besides tabloid fodder?

Sad, sad commentary on a nation and society at large that we (not me) care, but there it is.
 
2013-07-22 04:28:04 AM  

inclemency: Gyrfalcon: I shall make my single post on this issue--or HER issue--and say I really feel sorry for Princess Kate, Prince William, and the soon-to-be-heir. Here's wishing people would stay out of the Royal Placenta for at least an hour or two.

What other function do they serve besides tabloid fodder?

Sad, sad commentary on a nation and society at large that we (not me) care, but there it is.


They bring in a lot of tourist money to the country.
 
2013-07-22 04:29:10 AM  

Fear_and_Loathing: Bathia_Mapes: PsychoLaurie: I kind of doubt they will name the baby Diana, unless it's a middle name. Do all British kids come with four names like Chalres Philip Arthur George??

Just the royals it would seem. Both William & Harry have 4 names, as does Princess Charles' sister, Princess Anne.

One of my sons has 4 names, tis sadly true.


John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt?
 
2013-07-22 04:29:36 AM  
etc.usf.edu
Meh. Who cares?
 
2013-07-22 04:33:51 AM  
Well, I'm excited!
 
2013-07-22 04:39:04 AM  

Bathia_Mapes: They bring in a lot of tourist money to the country.


True story, Sis.

I also give Liz a lot of props for opening up the Royal Family to the public and taking her role as Head of State of the UK and 15 other commonwealth nations so seriously.

Plus allowing herself to be filmed for the James Bond Olympics opening thingy was pretty lulzy.

I think in the wake of the post Diana debacle the UK press and paparazzi were pretty hands off on Harry and William and I hope they show similar restraint regarding the latest royal.

Of course the whole birth of a new generation of Royals thing is gonna be a BFD to a lot of people for the next little bit. That seems well nigh unavoidable.
 
2013-07-22 04:43:20 AM  

loveblondieo: iheartscotch: I'm sure you ment to say something that rhymes with aiden...

The world would implode on pure doucheosity if we ever had a King Caiden or Braiden.


www.biography.comwww.thefastertimes.com
 
2013-07-22 04:43:21 AM  
Hoping the baby comes out resembling Prince Harry...
 
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