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(BBC)   The royal water has broken. I repeat, the royal water has broken. This is not a drill. Please report to your station and freak the fark out   (bbc.co.uk) divider line 258
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2013-07-22 03:03:56 AM
Or she is having tea and crumpets and checking out her private wing.
 
2013-07-22 03:04:53 AM
Yeah, another Britisher on the dole.

At least it isn't a muzzie.
 
2013-07-22 03:04:56 AM

Fear_and_Loathing: Or she is having tea and crumpets and checking out her private wing.


Tea time is not for another hour!

/4 AM tea is the best tea.
 
2013-07-22 03:05:23 AM
NO
 
2013-07-22 03:06:00 AM
Umm, hip, hip?

And such like...
 
2013-07-22 03:06:07 AM
This should be the new standard for newsflash abuse.
 
2013-07-22 03:06:14 AM
You can call her Her Royal Highness all you want, but at the end of the day, some guy with bad teeth is going to be shouting into her bloody, distended crotch.

Ah, the miracle of birth.
 
2013-07-22 03:06:53 AM
That baby is going to ruin her vagina.
 
2013-07-22 03:08:01 AM
Her Majesty's secret cervix is opening !!
 
2013-07-22 03:08:12 AM

RobertBruce: This should be the new standard for newsflash abuse.


Because it isn't a newsflash?
 
2013-07-22 03:09:16 AM
fc03.deviantart.net
 
2013-07-22 03:09:43 AM
Must be summer. Nothing important or interesting to report.
 
2013-07-22 03:09:48 AM
who the fark cares?
 
2013-07-22 03:10:12 AM

RobertBruce: This should be the new standard for newsflash abuse.


It says "news", not "news flash".
 
2013-07-22 03:10:16 AM
i884.photobucket.com
 
2013-07-22 03:10:38 AM

AverageAmericanGuy: You can call her Her Royal Highness all you want, but at the end of the day, some guy with bad teeth is going to be shouting into her bloody, distended crotch.

Ah, the miracle of birth.


All the titles in the world won't keep you continent once you get to the second stage, as she'll doubtless discover soon. I'm not a royal-watcher but I do feel some sympathy for her in this instance -- I can't even imagine going through delivery with the hospital surrounded by hundreds of people who are dying to get a best-selling photo somehow. And of course all the nurses probably have cellphones. Best of luck to the happy couple, now after this can they GTFO all the magazine covers for a bit?
 
2013-07-22 03:10:48 AM
Uneasy lies the head that sees the crown.
 
2013-07-22 03:10:49 AM
No, this is a drill.

www.factzoo.com
 
2013-07-22 03:10:50 AM
sd.keepcalm-o-matic.co.uk
 
2013-07-22 03:10:55 AM

deanayer: Her Majesty's secret cervix is opening !!


Why the hell didn't you submit this? I would have voted for it.

/subby
 
2013-07-22 03:11:05 AM
Tell me when she is crowning, I love a good coronation.

/"ahhhh.....bloody farking hell!!"
 
2013-07-22 03:11:10 AM
Last I heard the human population had a net gain of 1 person every 13 seconds so I find it hard to care about any one in general and this one in particular.
 
2013-07-22 03:12:29 AM
Full moon.
7+2+2=11 (The master number)
Girl
Name is Mary
 
2013-07-22 03:12:30 AM
OMG OMG OMG you guise, hurry up! The next trivial distraction is starting!
 
2013-07-22 03:12:45 AM

Bathia_Mapes: RobertBruce: This should be the new standard for newsflash abuse.

It says "news", not "news flash".


You'd be wrong. All the news sites hae breaking news banners.

We'll maybe you aren't wrong, they are.
 
2013-07-22 03:13:09 AM
Meh
 
2013-07-22 03:13:25 AM
The baby's tardy right?
 
2013-07-22 03:13:32 AM
i.imgur.com
 
2013-07-22 03:15:05 AM
Ugh, another semi-retarded freak for the old folk to obsess over.
If it's a boy it'll have crappy hair, if a girl it'll have lizard tits.
 
2013-07-22 03:17:43 AM
the redcoats are coming?
 
2013-07-22 03:18:10 AM

Fear_and_Loathing: Or she is having tea and crumpets and checking out her private wing.


It's going on 8:30 a.m. where she's at. I wonder if she's up for a full English breakfast.
 
2013-07-22 03:20:10 AM
Another Englishman born into poverty. At least he will be sucking on the Royal teet for a bit before sucking on the other one.
 
2013-07-22 03:20:19 AM
I will forthwith move the booze to the basement, along with my 2TB hard drive's worth of Max Hardcore movies, nail the door shut and disconnect the cable modem.  See ya all in 10 weeks.
 
2013-07-22 03:20:34 AM
What if its a son and it looks like Trayvon?
 
2013-07-22 03:22:53 AM
I'd break her water, if you know what I mean.

/gross
 
2013-07-22 03:24:00 AM

Uglybarnacle: who the fark cares?


Well, the entire United Kingdom, for a start...
 
2013-07-22 03:24:22 AM
Lizard Tits would be a good name for a band.
 
2013-07-22 03:25:37 AM
A line from the article that I could've gone my life without seeing:

"the queen's current gynecologist"

*shudder*
 
2013-07-22 03:29:44 AM

Lachwen: <b><a href="http://www.fark.com/comments/7853228/85493644#c85493644" target="_blank">Uglybarnacle</a>:</b> <i>who the fark cares?</i>

Well, the entire United Kingdom, for a start...


Yeah, I suppose this like Kim Kardashian, Snooki  and Beyonce delivering all at the same time for them or something.
 
2013-07-22 03:29:58 AM
Eww.
 
2013-07-22 03:31:54 AM

thisdaydreamer: deanayer: Her Majesty's secret cervix is opening !!

Why the hell didn't you submit this? I would have voted for it.

/subby


John Oliver is a cool comedian. Fark has already stolen the Daily Show's Her Majesty's Secret Cervix gag once, and that's enough.
 
2013-07-22 03:33:25 AM
lol stillborn
 
2013-07-22 03:34:46 AM

gibbon1: I will forthwith move the booze to the basement, along with my 2TB hard drive's worth of Max Hardcore movies, nail the door shut and disconnect the cable modem.  See ya all in 10 weeks.


"In my room, redefinin' the meanin' of black holes"

Go on, suck it up; but hurry, I got nuts to bust
And butts to fark and ups to shut and sluts to farkin' uppercut
It's Fark buttercup: go ahead, fark with us
Without a doubt, a sure-fire way to get your mother farked
Ask her for a couple bucks, shove a trumpet up her butt
Play a song, invade a thong, my dick is havin' guts for lunch
As well as supper; then I'll rummage through her ruptured coont
Found the mustard, farkin' nosey neighbors notice somethings up
"What you doin'? " Nothin' much, squish out some other stuff
Gotta farkin' bounce, guess the bouncer's had enough of us
 
2013-07-22 03:36:09 AM

C18H27NO3: Last I heard the human population had a net gain of 1 person every 13 seconds so I find it hard to care about any one in general and this one in particular.


that is for the U.S.
 for the world it is about 2.65 per second net
 
2013-07-22 03:37:31 AM
Jeebus I thought we fought 2 wars with those wankers to not have to give a shiat about thier royalty.
 
2013-07-22 03:37:35 AM
I wonder if they save it and use it for some kind of weird ritual. Maybe the queen has to drink it to prolong her life.
 
2013-07-22 03:37:36 AM
Come oooon; black baby, for the lulz!
 
2013-07-22 03:38:22 AM

Oldiron_79: Jeebus I thought we fought 2 wars with those wankers to not have to give a shiat about thier royalty.


There's something ingrained deep down in our American psyche that makes us long for a king to rule over us.

It's why Bush was elected twice.
 
2013-07-22 03:38:57 AM

Lachwen: Uglybarnacle: who the fark cares?

Well, the entire United Kingdom, for a start...


uhm no we don't but the BBC certainly does, Breakfast News keeps banging on about it but theres fark all else worth watching at the moment
 
2013-07-22 03:39:59 AM
May he be promptly strangled by the entrails of the last priest.

// Come at me, NSA
 
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