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(CBC)   "By the third time...I was like, you know, this is gratuitous. I do not need to see any more mayonnaise enemas for the rest of my lifetime"   (cbc.ca) divider line 42
    More: Weird, Michelle Palansky, Ian Mozdzen, Fringe Festival  
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2013-07-22 02:57:51 AM
6 votes:
Mayonnaise Enema is the name of my Carpenters cover band.
2013-07-22 03:40:10 AM
5 votes:
ecx.images-amazon.com
2013-07-22 02:32:42 AM
5 votes:
*scans headline*


the-evan.com
2013-07-22 10:59:35 AM
4 votes:
"If think if you make art according to what people want you're a shoemaker," Melnyk told CBC News Saturday. "You're trying to figure out what people want and you make it for them. That's not art."
Obviously museums across the world are full of 'shoemaker' efforts by craftsman like Rembrandt, Renior, and da Vinci who did portraits and accepted commissions to do work. The museums and the artists clearly lacked any perception of real art. What a waste! Instead of cobbling together such useless inartistic efforts they could have been stuffing tubes full of condiments up their butts and done something immortal.
2013-07-22 02:40:42 AM
4 votes:
You two pervs are goin' to Hell,man's. Not the Best Foods served there, I hear. Maybe your souls can be saved from eternal damnation, possibly by submitting to a Miracle Whip?
2013-07-22 02:27:47 AM
3 votes:
Nope.

Nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope.
2013-07-22 11:18:43 AM
2 votes:

DreamSnipers: "If think if you make art according to what people want you're a shoemaker," Melnyk told CBC News Saturday. "You're trying to figure out what people want and you make it for them. That's not art."
Obviously museums across the world are full of 'shoemaker' efforts by craftsman like Rembrandt, Renior, and da Vinci who did portraits and accepted commissions to do work. The museums and the artists clearly lacked any perception of real art. What a waste! Instead of cobbling together such useless inartistic efforts they could have been stuffing tubes full of condiments up their butts and done something immortal.


What, you think the Old Masters used brushes? They mixed paint in their butts, and painted using brushes made from their own pubic hair, to make a statement. It's a sad state of affairs that all we remember from their incredible performances are a few Bob Ross-esque residues on canvas.
2013-07-22 05:46:09 AM
2 votes:
At least it wasn't miracle Whip.
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2013-07-22 04:54:52 AM
2 votes:

padraig: Artists say show meant to challenge audience

Challenging the audience for the sake of challenging the audience, is the shallowest form of art.

If there is nothing behind, that would make people think, then this is just sterile, and intellectual laziness.


Exactly.

Getting people to examine long held preconceptions that may not be right is one thing. But would appear this only confirms what people already know, which is that they are not interested in mayonnaise enemas.
2013-07-22 04:03:05 AM
2 votes:
Santorumayonnaise.
2013-07-22 02:58:21 AM
2 votes:
It's called the -fringe- festival. If you want kool-aid enemas, the more normal festival is next weekend.
2013-07-22 02:49:56 AM
2 votes:
I don't think I even want to see those two words together in a sentence, let alone have to pay to watch it happen ...
2013-07-22 02:35:36 AM
2 votes:
For the kind of person who likes that sort of thing that must be just the sort of thing they like
2013-07-22 02:29:32 AM
2 votes:
mollycoddlemusic.com
2013-07-22 02:27:58 AM
2 votes:
I was wondering what Tim and Eric were up to.
2013-07-22 05:25:17 PM
1 votes:
Seems like a pervier version of The Dude's landlord.

I can't think of any dramatic personal insights obtained by watching a mayo enema.  Except maybe "I never want a mayo enema."  I never actually conceived of the idea, but now I know.  So, I guess, mission accomplished.  They increased my self awareness.  No mayo enemas for me.
2013-07-22 04:12:05 PM
1 votes:
Do they do it Gallagher style?  Do people bring raincoats?
2013-07-22 03:05:32 PM
1 votes:
Someone should tell these two that The Aristocrats is a joke, not a how-to guide.
2013-07-22 01:33:57 PM
1 votes:

Representative of the unwashed masses: shifter_: Eating a McChicken Sandwhich with extra sauce and a pint of Labatt Blue is pretty much a guarenteed mayo enema. You will drop 8 to 9 pounds in 10 to 25 seconds of screaming shaitty hell, leaving you cold, shaking and feeling violated on a level no human being should ever feel.

What kind of idiot would drink a labatt blue?


Was all we had left in the morning..... *shrug*
2013-07-22 10:20:52 AM
1 votes:
What the hell? A couple of seconds? You can't just suck it for a couple of seconds. That's just mean.
2013-07-22 10:09:51 AM
1 votes:
The show was a huge hit in Chile, however.
2013-07-22 09:58:57 AM
1 votes:
So what do you call this act?
2013-07-22 09:37:08 AM
1 votes:
Hell, man, this is nasty.
2013-07-22 09:23:30 AM
1 votes:
The enema technique was first perfected at The Mayo Clinic...
2013-07-22 08:39:45 AM
1 votes:
I love how everything was kosher until fellatio was performed, like everything up to that point was perfectly normal but the minute you start sucking a dick then its horrible and needs police intervention.
2013-07-22 07:48:13 AM
1 votes:
Dude, the eighties called, and they want their ideas about what's "edgy" back.
2013-07-22 07:11:19 AM
1 votes:
And the next performance was Sunday at noon. Who wants to see mayonnaise enemas that early on a Sunday?
2013-07-22 05:17:02 AM
1 votes:

Superjoe: Maybe he should try watching a different flavor like ketchup, mustard, relish or sauerkraut.


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2013-07-22 04:44:10 AM
1 votes:
Bring out the Hellman's and bring out the best!
2013-07-22 04:41:32 AM
1 votes:
Hero Tag?  Two guys not only engage in their kink they get you to pay to watch it
2013-07-22 03:40:53 AM
1 votes:
Damn it! I farked up the punchline!
2013-07-22 03:01:23 AM
1 votes:
24.media.tumblr.com

One of the performers in his younger years.

They told him it wasn't an instrument.
2013-07-22 02:59:27 AM
1 votes:
This kind of weird shiat doesn't set back gay rights.  Not at all.
2013-07-22 02:58:02 AM
1 votes:

Gordon Bennett: It could have been worse. They could have put mayonnaise on sandwiches.

I really hate mayonnaise on sandwiches.


Sometimes the servers at a restaurant squirt a little mayo on your sandwich, just saying.
2013-07-22 02:54:28 AM
1 votes:
Mayonaise enema... Is that what you whipper snappers are calling buttsecks these days?
2013-07-22 02:53:01 AM
1 votes:
Frankly one mayonnaise enema is too many.
2013-07-22 02:43:47 AM
1 votes:
i763.photobucket.com
Uh, it might be best if you just let this one go... m'kay?
2013-07-22 02:42:17 AM
1 votes:
i1.ytimg.com
Barf.
2013-07-22 02:39:39 AM
1 votes:
"By the third time...I was like, you know, this is gratuitous. I do not need to see any more mayonnaise enemas for the rest of my lifetime."

It took three enemas for you to think this? Three!?

And I would think that a mayonnaise enema would look something like the aftermath of a 10 on 1 anal creampie gangbang.
2013-07-22 02:32:59 AM
1 votes:
Guy in article is just a prune.

Prude, I meant prude
2013-07-22 02:27:42 AM
1 votes:
To be fair, this year he didn't drink his own urine on stage, so there is that.
2013-07-22 02:27:10 AM
1 votes:
i like slick butts and i cannot lie
 
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