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(CBC)   "By the third time...I was like, you know, this is gratuitous. I do not need to see any more mayonnaise enemas for the rest of my lifetime"   (cbc.ca) divider line 111
    More: Weird, Michelle Palansky, Ian Mozdzen, Fringe Festival  
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2013-07-22 02:27:10 AM  
i like slick butts and i cannot lie
 
2013-07-22 02:27:26 AM  
Just lean back and think of England.
 
2013-07-22 02:27:42 AM  
To be fair, this year he didn't drink his own urine on stage, so there is that.
 
2013-07-22 02:27:47 AM  
Nope.

Nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope.
 
2013-07-22 02:27:58 AM  
I was wondering what Tim and Eric were up to.
 
2013-07-22 02:29:11 AM  
This is what happens when kids idolize GG Allin.
 
2013-07-22 02:29:32 AM  
mollycoddlemusic.com
 
2013-07-22 02:30:15 AM  
"And as far as I know, everyone should know that live sex acts are not allowed on stage period."

So....necro-sex only.  Got it.
 
2013-07-22 02:32:42 AM  
*scans headline*


the-evan.com
 
2013-07-22 02:32:59 AM  
Guy in article is just a prune.

Prude, I meant prude
 
2013-07-22 02:35:36 AM  
For the kind of person who likes that sort of thing that must be just the sort of thing they like
 
2013-07-22 02:36:48 AM  
Ian Mozdzen and Doug Melnyk say the sex act in their show was simulated, but the enemas were real.

Well ok then.
 
2013-07-22 02:39:33 AM  
So that's what they call challenging the audience seems more like an extreme voyeriusm fantasy for the guys involved
 
2013-07-22 02:39:39 AM  
"By the third time...I was like, you know, this is gratuitous. I do not need to see any more mayonnaise enemas for the rest of my lifetime."

It took three enemas for you to think this? Three!?

And I would think that a mayonnaise enema would look something like the aftermath of a 10 on 1 anal creampie gangbang.
 
2013-07-22 02:40:42 AM  
You two pervs are goin' to Hell,man's. Not the Best Foods served there, I hear. Maybe your souls can be saved from eternal damnation, possibly by submitting to a Miracle Whip?
 
2013-07-22 02:41:09 AM  
This year's performance is about the life of an aging Hollywood starlet as performed by two nude men.
 
Errrrr........no.
 
2013-07-22 02:41:25 AM  
images3.wikia.nocookie.net
 
2013-07-22 02:42:17 AM  
i1.ytimg.com
Barf.
 
2013-07-22 02:43:36 AM  
Modern Art.
 
2013-07-22 02:43:47 AM  
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Uh, it might be best if you just let this one go... m'kay?
 
2013-07-22 02:46:50 AM  
I hesitate to ask...

Is there a legitimate purpose for a mayonaise enema? Or was mayonaise used simply for artistic effect?
 
2013-07-22 02:49:27 AM  
Shanna, they bought their tickets, they knew what they were getting into. I say, let 'em irrigate
 
2013-07-22 02:49:56 AM  
I don't think I even want to see those two words together in a sentence, let alone have to pay to watch it happen ...
 
2013-07-22 02:52:42 AM  
I heard if you use Miracle Whip instead you have hiccups for a week....
 
2013-07-22 02:53:01 AM  
Frankly one mayonnaise enema is too many.
 
2013-07-22 02:54:18 AM  

Cagey B: Frankly one mayonnaise enema is too many.


Just thinking of getting or giving someone a mayonnaise enema is going to far.
 
2013-07-22 02:54:28 AM  
Mayonaise enema... Is that what you whipper snappers are calling buttsecks these days?
 
2013-07-22 02:55:25 AM  
It could have been worse. They could have put mayonnaise on sandwiches.

I really hate mayonnaise on sandwiches.
 
2013-07-22 02:57:02 AM  

Oldiron_79: Mayonaise enema... Is that what you whipper snappers are calling buttsecks these days?


That's a hot icing injection, old-timer.
 
2013-07-22 02:57:43 AM  

Gordon Bennett: It could have been worse. They could have put mayonnaise on sandwiches.

I really hate mayonnaise on sandwiches.


Could have been even worse. They could have used the say mayonnaise
 
2013-07-22 02:57:51 AM  
Mayonnaise Enema is the name of my Carpenters cover band.
 
2013-07-22 02:58:02 AM  

Gordon Bennett: It could have been worse. They could have put mayonnaise on sandwiches.

I really hate mayonnaise on sandwiches.


Sometimes the servers at a restaurant squirt a little mayo on your sandwich, just saying.
 
2013-07-22 02:58:21 AM  
It's called the -fringe- festival. If you want kool-aid enemas, the more normal festival is next weekend.
 
2013-07-22 02:59:25 AM  

UsikFark: Oldiron_79: Mayonaise enema... Is that what you whipper snappers are calling buttsecks these days?

That's a hot icing injection, old-timer.


Well is a Rusty Venture still the same?
 
2013-07-22 02:59:27 AM  
This kind of weird shiat doesn't set back gay rights.  Not at all.
 
2013-07-22 03:01:23 AM  
24.media.tumblr.com

One of the performers in his younger years.

They told him it wasn't an instrument.
 
2013-07-22 03:04:42 AM  

bingethinker: Mayonnaise Enema is the name of my Carpenters cover band.



Well crap, that was what I was going to call my Heart cover band.
 
2013-07-22 03:06:02 AM  
4.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-07-22 03:10:58 AM  
I looked, I can not find any videos on my tubes site search engine for mayonnaise enema.  A website where I can see three women repeatedly c*nt kick another woman, where I can watch Annette Schwartz give herself a milk enema and then drink it right out with a fish tank hose, where I can watch slave training videos involving strangulation and electrocution does not carry any videos on mayonnaise enemas.
 
2013-07-22 03:11:27 AM  

maltedmothball: [mollycoddlemusic.com image 720x597]


se.
 
2013-07-22 03:17:48 AM  
FTA :  Mozdzen agrees, saying the show is intentionally fake. He adds that neither of them are interested in making any money from the performance.

The mayo-enemas and blow-jobs are their own reward.
 
2013-07-22 03:17:52 AM  

Old Man Winter: This kind of weird shiat doesn't set back gay rights.  Not at all.


Because straight people never, ever put things up their butt.
 
2013-07-22 03:19:24 AM  

invictus2: [images3.wikia.nocookie.net image 500x377]


they were rehearsing for a show at the community center
 
2013-07-22 03:21:29 AM  

Todd300: Old Man Winter: This kind of weird shiat doesn't set back gay rights.  Not at all.

Because straight people never, ever put things up their butt.


Straight are not trying to be treated equal, no one gives a shiat what they do now.
 
2013-07-22 03:40:10 AM  
ecx.images-amazon.com
 
2013-07-22 03:40:53 AM  
Damn it! I farked up the punchline!
 
2013-07-22 04:01:27 AM  
Artists say show meant to challenge audience

Challenging the audience for the sake of challenging the audience, is the shallowest form of art.

If there is nothing behind, that would make people think, then this is just sterile, and intellectual laziness.
 
2013-07-22 04:03:05 AM  
Santorumayonnaise.
 
2013-07-22 04:03:48 AM  
UMIA
 
2013-07-22 04:06:14 AM  

nburghmatt: invictus2: [images3.wikia.nocookie.net image 500x377]

they were rehearsing for a show at the community center


Why the hell was he dressed as Indianapolis Jones?
 
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