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(ESPN)   Zimmermann beaten badly in first public appearance in over a week   (scores.espn.go.com) divider line 20
    More: Interesting, Matt Kemp, Dodgers, Clayton Kershaw, Jordan Zimmermann, disabled list, Washington Nationals, NL West  
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36082 clicks; posted to Main » on 21 Jul 2013 at 8:49 PM (1 year ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2013-07-21 09:30:30 PM  
4 votes:
i.chzbgr.com
2013-07-21 09:37:28 PM  
3 votes:
*scans headline*

assets0.ordienetworks.com
2013-07-21 09:45:45 PM  
2 votes:

btfoom: Funny because there is more evidence in this article that a "Zimmerman" committed a crime than in the Whole trial of the guy who didn't:

a.  Murder or Manslaughter the wannabe gang member who loved fighting
b.  Murder or Manslaughter the wannabe gang member who punched him first (according to Jeantel)
c.  Murder or Manslaughter the wannabe gang member who jumped on top of the "scary cracker"

Unfortunately for you whiny libertartds, only a-c above matter, not your dumb talks about 'stand your ground' which doesn't apply (even though it helps blacks more than white in Florida - yes, the truth really sucks to you bunch of reactionary clueless tards - or libs, but I repeat myself).


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Learning To Be Silent

The pupils of the Tendai school used to study meditation before Zen entered Japan. Four of them who were intimate friends promised one another to observe seven days of silence.
On the first day all were silent. Their meditation had begun auspiciously, but when night came and the oil lamps were growing dim one of the pupils could not help exclaiming to a servant: "Fix those lamps."
The second pupil was surprised to hear th first one talk. "We are not supposed to say a word," he remarked.
"You two are stupid. Why did you talk?" asked the third.
"I am the only one who has not talked," concluded the fourth pupil.
2013-07-21 09:11:42 PM  
2 votes:

wildcardjack: [24.media.tumblr.com image 850x1138]


"I don't believe in Zimmerman."

www.lenewyorking.com
2013-07-21 09:04:18 PM  
2 votes:
24.media.tumblr.com
2013-07-21 09:02:35 PM  
2 votes:
HOTY
2013-07-22 03:37:35 AM  
1 votes:

gameshowhost: btfoom: Funny because there is more evidence in this article that a "Zimmerman" committed a crime than in the Whole trial of the guy who didn't:

a.  Murder or Manslaughter the wannabe gang member who loved fighting
b.  Murder or Manslaughter the wannabe gang member who punched him first (according to Jeantel)
c.  Murder or Manslaughter the wannabe gang member who jumped on top of the "scary cracker"

Unfortunately for you whiny libertartds, only a-c above matter, not your dumb talks about 'stand your ground' which doesn't apply (even though it helps blacks more than white in Florida - yes, the truth really sucks to you bunch of reactionary clueless tards - or libs, but I repeat myself).

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i.imgur.com
2013-07-21 10:04:46 PM  
1 votes:
Free Trayvon!
2013-07-21 09:53:08 PM  
1 votes:

btfoom: Funny because there is more evidence in this article that a "Zimmerman" committed a crime than in the Whole trial of the guy who didn't:

a.  Murder or Manslaughter the wannabe gang member who loved fighting
b.  Murder or Manslaughter the wannabe gang member who punched him first (according to Jeantel)
c.  Murder or Manslaughter the wannabe gang member who jumped on top of the "scary cracker"

Unfortunately for you whiny libertartds, only a-c above matter, not your dumb talks about 'stand your ground' which doesn't apply (even though it helps blacks more than white in Florida - yes, the truth really sucks to you bunch of reactionary clueless tards - or libs, but I repeat myself).


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So you're claiming that Treyvon Martin was the Designated Hitter?
2013-07-21 09:42:43 PM  
1 votes:
Hey nationals, Zimmerman couldn't stand your ground-outs.
2013-07-21 09:36:19 PM  
1 votes:

farkingismybusiness: Don't Lag Me Bro: It took me a second to realize there was a Zimmerman on the Nationals.

Only two of them.


Well, technically there is but one Zimmerman on the Nationals.
2013-07-21 09:25:18 PM  
1 votes:

hardinparamedic: farkingismybusiness: Don't Lag Me Bro: It took me a second to realize there was a Zimmerman on the Nationals.

Only two of them.

I wonder what their feelings are on skittles?


They like them, but not as much as those "other" Washington teams.
www.washingtonpost.com
2013-07-21 09:18:55 PM  
1 votes:

Don't Lag Me Bro: It took me a second to realize there was a Zimmerman on the Nationals.


Only two of them.
2013-07-21 09:06:53 PM  
1 votes:
The Dodger announcers here on KCAL 9 accidentally called him "George" at least once while I was watching. I LOLed.
2013-07-21 09:01:40 PM  
1 votes:
ESPN link gave it away for me. Should have tried something less obvious like Yahoo or CNN for maximum trolling

/Good job, subby
2013-07-21 09:01:36 PM  
1 votes:
t2.gstatic.com
2013-07-21 08:57:33 PM  
1 votes:
Nice headline. Good job.
2013-07-21 08:57:00 PM  
1 votes:
Oh subby's been waiting on that one and I do applaud.
2013-07-21 08:51:12 PM  
1 votes:
Maybe they can cross-tab it into politics as well. For the lolz.
2013-07-21 08:07:57 PM  
1 votes:
My Spidey sense is tingling.
 
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