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(ESPN)   Zimmermann beaten badly in first public appearance in over a week   (scores.espn.go.com) divider line 72
    More: Interesting, Matt Kemp, Dodgers, Clayton Kershaw, Jordan Zimmermann, disabled list, Washington Nationals, NL West  
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2013-07-21 08:07:57 PM
My Spidey sense is tingling.
 
2013-07-21 08:37:31 PM
You have it away by not posting this in the political tab.
 
2013-07-21 08:51:12 PM
Maybe they can cross-tab it into politics as well. For the lolz.
 
2013-07-21 08:57:00 PM
Oh subby's been waiting on that one and I do applaud.
 
2013-07-21 08:57:33 PM
Nice headline. Good job.
 
2013-07-21 08:59:22 PM
#saditude
 
2013-07-21 09:01:36 PM
t2.gstatic.com
 
2013-07-21 09:01:40 PM
ESPN link gave it away for me. Should have tried something less obvious like Yahoo or CNN for maximum trolling

/Good job, subby
 
2013-07-21 09:02:35 PM
HOTY
 
2013-07-21 09:04:18 PM
24.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-07-21 09:06:53 PM
The Dodger announcers here on KCAL 9 accidentally called him "George" at least once while I was watching. I LOLed.
 
2013-07-21 09:09:51 PM
This needs to go in the politics tab.
 
2013-07-21 09:11:42 PM

wildcardjack: [24.media.tumblr.com image 850x1138]


"I don't believe in Zimmerman."

www.lenewyorking.com
 
2013-07-21 09:13:06 PM

hershy799: ESPN link gave it away for me. Should have tried something less obvious like Yahoo or CNN for maximum trolling

/Good job, subby


Me too...
 
2013-07-21 09:15:16 PM

Tarl3k: hershy799: ESPN link gave it away for me. Should have tried something less obvious like Yahoo or CNN for maximum trolling

/Good job, subby

Me too...


Saw the ESPN link. Still LOL'd.
 
2013-07-21 09:15:30 PM
Who the fark is Zimmerman in relation to sports?

Ugh... sports jokes suck.
 
2013-07-21 09:16:55 PM
It took me a second to realize there was a Zimmerman on the Nationals.
 
2013-07-21 09:17:09 PM
Oh shiat. We went main!
 
2013-07-21 09:18:55 PM

Don't Lag Me Bro: It took me a second to realize there was a Zimmerman on the Nationals.


Only two of them.
 
2013-07-21 09:19:33 PM
Ah, the rarely seen wild spelling-troll, in his natural environment.
 
2013-07-21 09:19:47 PM

farkingismybusiness: Don't Lag Me Bro: It took me a second to realize there was a Zimmerman on the Nationals.

Only two of them.


I wonder what their feelings are on skittles?
 
2013-07-21 09:25:18 PM

hardinparamedic: farkingismybusiness: Don't Lag Me Bro: It took me a second to realize there was a Zimmerman on the Nationals.

Only two of them.

I wonder what their feelings are on skittles?


They like them, but not as much as those "other" Washington teams.
www.washingtonpost.com
 
2013-07-21 09:27:49 PM
Zimmerman blew, the balls flew
 
2013-07-21 09:29:39 PM
Well, with all those thugs, no wonder Zimmerman carried around a baseball bat.

/ am I doing this right?
 
2013-07-21 09:30:30 PM
i.chzbgr.com
 
2013-07-21 09:33:23 PM

hardinparamedic: Well, with all those thugs, no wonder Zimmerman carried around a baseball bat.

/ am I doing this right?


Well, it is the NL, so yeah, he would swing a bat.
 
2013-07-21 09:34:44 PM
It took me a while to figure out what the troll was in the headline.
I kept thinking "So the Nationals lost?  Why is this front page material"
 
2013-07-21 09:34:55 PM
This headline easily sweeps three tabs
 
2013-07-21 09:36:19 PM

farkingismybusiness: Don't Lag Me Bro: It took me a second to realize there was a Zimmerman on the Nationals.

Only two of them.


Well, technically there is but one Zimmerman on the Nationals.
 
2013-07-21 09:37:10 PM
Funny because there is more evidence in this article that a "Zimmerman" committed a crime than in the Whole trial of the guy who didn't:

a.  Murder or Manslaughter the wannabe gang member who loved fighting
b.  Murder or Manslaughter the wannabe gang member who punched him first (according to Jeantel)
c.  Murder or Manslaughter the wannabe gang member who jumped on top of the "scary cracker"

Unfortunately for you whiny libertartds, only a-c above matter, not your dumb talks about 'stand your ground' which doesn't apply (even though it helps blacks more than white in Florida - yes, the truth really sucks to you bunch of reactionary clueless tards - or libs, but I repeat myself).
 
2013-07-21 09:37:28 PM
*scans headline*

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2013-07-21 09:41:07 PM
Would have worked even better if he lost to the Dbacks.
 
2013-07-21 09:42:00 PM
sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net
 
2013-07-21 09:42:43 PM
Hey nationals, Zimmerman couldn't stand your ground-outs.
 
2013-07-21 09:43:46 PM

Hector Remarkable: Ah, the rarely seen wild spelling-troll, in his natural environment.


Oooo, nice headline fix. Now the joke's coincidental juices may fully seep through the headline, tasting almost like irony. Saute on the Main page until done.
 
2013-07-21 09:45:45 PM

btfoom: Funny because there is more evidence in this article that a "Zimmerman" committed a crime than in the Whole trial of the guy who didn't:

a.  Murder or Manslaughter the wannabe gang member who loved fighting
b.  Murder or Manslaughter the wannabe gang member who punched him first (according to Jeantel)
c.  Murder or Manslaughter the wannabe gang member who jumped on top of the "scary cracker"

Unfortunately for you whiny libertartds, only a-c above matter, not your dumb talks about 'stand your ground' which doesn't apply (even though it helps blacks more than white in Florida - yes, the truth really sucks to you bunch of reactionary clueless tards - or libs, but I repeat myself).


i18.photobucket.com
Learning To Be Silent

The pupils of the Tendai school used to study meditation before Zen entered Japan. Four of them who were intimate friends promised one another to observe seven days of silence.
On the first day all were silent. Their meditation had begun auspiciously, but when night came and the oil lamps were growing dim one of the pupils could not help exclaiming to a servant: "Fix those lamps."
The second pupil was surprised to hear th first one talk. "We are not supposed to say a word," he remarked.
"You two are stupid. Why did you talk?" asked the third.
"I am the only one who has not talked," concluded the fourth pupil.
 
2013-07-21 09:48:33 PM

btfoom: Funny because there is more evidence in this article that a "Zimmerman" committed a crime than in the Whole trial of the guy who didn't:

a.  Murder or Manslaughter the wannabe gang member who loved fighting
b.  Murder or Manslaughter the wannabe gang member who punched him first (according to Jeantel)
c.  Murder or Manslaughter the wannabe gang member who jumped on top of the "scary cracker"

Unfortunately for you whiny libertartds, only a-c above matter, not your dumb talks about 'stand your ground' which doesn't apply (even though it helps blacks more than white in Florida - yes, the truth really sucks to you bunch of reactionary clueless tards - or libs, but I repeat myself).


And here's a great counter-example of an unsuccessful troll!  Everybody's being so helpful today.
 
2013-07-21 09:53:08 PM

btfoom: Funny because there is more evidence in this article that a "Zimmerman" committed a crime than in the Whole trial of the guy who didn't:

a.  Murder or Manslaughter the wannabe gang member who loved fighting
b.  Murder or Manslaughter the wannabe gang member who punched him first (according to Jeantel)
c.  Murder or Manslaughter the wannabe gang member who jumped on top of the "scary cracker"

Unfortunately for you whiny libertartds, only a-c above matter, not your dumb talks about 'stand your ground' which doesn't apply (even though it helps blacks more than white in Florida - yes, the truth really sucks to you bunch of reactionary clueless tards - or libs, but I repeat myself).


--

So you're claiming that Treyvon Martin was the Designated Hitter?
 
2013-07-21 09:55:18 PM
Subby, you magnificent bastard.

d2tq98mqfjyz2l.cloudfront.net
 
2013-07-21 10:04:46 PM
Free Trayvon!
 
2013-07-21 10:07:01 PM

Propain_az: Free Trayvon!


I could use some free Trayvon, what do you have?
 
2013-07-21 10:08:59 PM
Take a bow Subby. Glorious, absolutely glorious. And in much better taste than other headlines of this calibur.
 
2013-07-21 10:11:56 PM

btfoom: Funny because there is more evidence in this article that a "Zimmerman" committed a crime than in the Whole trial of the guy who didn't:

a.  Murder or Manslaughter the wannabe gang member who loved fighting
b.  Murder or Manslaughter the wannabe gang member who punched him first (according to Jeantel)
c.  Murder or Manslaughter the wannabe gang member who jumped on top of the "scary cracker"

Unfortunately for you whiny libertartds, only a-c above matter, not your dumb talks about 'stand your ground' which doesn't apply (even though it helps blacks more than white in Florida - yes, the truth really sucks to you bunch of reactionary clueless tards - or libs, but I repeat myself).


i.imgur.com
 
2013-07-21 10:12:02 PM

btfoom: Funny because there is more evidence in this article that a "Zimmerman" committed a crime than in the Whole trial of the guy who didn't:

a.  Murder or Manslaughter the wannabe gang member who loved fighting
b.  Murder or Manslaughter the wannabe gang member who punched him first (according to Jeantel)
c.  Murder or Manslaughter the wannabe gang member who jumped on top of the "scary cracker"

Unfortunately for you whiny libertartds, only a-c above matter, not your dumb talks about 'stand your ground' which doesn't apply (even though it helps blacks more than white in Florida - yes, the truth really sucks to you bunch of reactionary clueless tards - or libs, but I repeat myself).


Hooked 'em!!!
 
2013-07-21 10:12:52 PM

btfoom: Funny because there is more evidence in this article that a "Zimmerman" committed a crime than in the Whole trial of the guy who didn't:

a.  Murder or Manslaughter the wannabe gang member who loved fighting
b.  Murder or Manslaughter the wannabe gang member who punched him first (according to Jeantel)
c.  Murder or Manslaughter the wannabe gang member who jumped on top of the "scary cracker"

Unfortunately for you whiny libertartds, only a-c above matter, not your dumb talks about 'stand your ground' which doesn't apply (even though it helps blacks more than white in Florida - yes, the truth really sucks to you bunch of reactionary clueless tards - or libs, but I repeat myself).


You know, if you're not going to click the link, fine.  However, you may want to ask yourself why the well noted political analysts at ESPN are weighing in on the Zimmerman criminal trial before commenting.
 
2013-07-21 10:16:30 PM

hardinparamedic: farkingismybusiness: Don't Lag Me Bro: It took me a second to realize there was a Zimmerman on the Nationals.

Only two of them.

I wonder what their feelings are on skittles?


i.qkme.me
 
2013-07-21 10:25:45 PM

btfoom: Funny because there is more evidence in this article that a "Zimmerman" committed a crime than in the Whole trial of the guy who didn't:

a.  Murder or Manslaughter the wannabe gang member who loved fighting
b.  Murder or Manslaughter the wannabe gang member who punched him first (according to Jeantel)
c.  Murder or Manslaughter the wannabe gang member who jumped on top of the "scary cracker"

Unfortunately for you whiny libertartds, only a-c above matter, not your dumb talks about 'stand your ground' which doesn't apply (even though it helps blacks more than white in Florida - yes, the truth really sucks to you bunch of reactionary clueless tards - or libs, but I repeat myself).


Know how we know you didn't even glance at the article?
 
2013-07-21 10:38:34 PM
holy fark that's retarded
 
2013-07-21 10:42:47 PM

SN1987a goes boom: btfoom: Funny because there is more evidence in this article that a "Zimmerman" committed a crime than in the Whole trial of the guy who didn't:

a.  Murder or Manslaughter the wannabe gang member who loved fighting
b.  Murder or Manslaughter the wannabe gang member who punched him first (according to Jeantel)
c.  Murder or Manslaughter the wannabe gang member who jumped on top of the "scary cracker"

Unfortunately for you whiny libertartds, only a-c above matter, not your dumb talks about 'stand your ground' which doesn't apply (even though it helps blacks more than white in Florida - yes, the truth really sucks to you bunch of reactionary clueless tards - or libs, but I repeat myself).

You know, if you're not going to click the link, fine.  However, you may want to ask yourself why the well noted political analysts at ESPN are weighing in on the Zimmerman criminal trial before commenting.


Shhh, he'son a roll
 
2013-07-21 10:43:00 PM
I am only here to say, GO DODGERS.
 
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