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(Sun Sentinel)   "That's a nice bench. What's it for?" "Oh, that's where my grandpa's ashes are stored"   ( divider line
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2013-07-21 11:04:24 PM  
4 votes:
Yeah, like I want to sit on something hard of grandpa's again.
2013-07-21 11:24:36 PM  
1 vote:
I'm okay with this: They've urned it, after all.
2013-07-21 11:03:49 PM  
1 vote:
Who asks what benches are for? Is there some third world hellhole that hasn't discovered bench technology yet?
2013-07-21 10:58:06 PM  
1 vote:
If not for the price tag, Keith Haag, of Pompano Beach, would be sold on the idea of an at-home memorial garden.

"To me, it's not outrageous at all," said Haag, whose mother's ashes remain in the container the crematorium placed them in 10 years ago, sitting near his dresser. Her wishes were to be buried at sea, and Haag plans to get around to it when he can afford it, he said.

He lives in a town with "Beach" in its name, and he can't afford to dump some ashes in the sea?
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