Earguy: Wow, especially if their first marriages were unhappy, I'd never be able to forgive her meddling parents.
LessO2: WTF is the woman on the very right wearing?
farkeruk: Know a couple who just celebrated 50 years together. Her mother disapproved of him because he was just a poor farming boy. But he worked his ass off, for her and their kids. Ended up retiring running dozens of farms for a large farming organisation.
camaroash: shiat like this makes me hope there's an afterlife.
Quantum Apostrophe: camaroash: shiat like this makes me hope there's an afterlife.There isn't, the same way there isn't a beforelife. Life extension on the other hand...
glass_ibis: I didn't think the U.S. draft was instituted until Vietnam...
NutWrench: glass_ibis: I didn't think the U.S. draft was instituted until Vietnam...Bugs Bunny and Daffy Duck got drafted in World War II.
dragonchild: This happens every week. And every homeless man you meet is a Vietnam veteran. And every Nigerian Prince introducing himself over e-mail is a Nigerian Prince.Or maybe two old widows who couldn't care less about each other were paid a few hundred pounds each to pose for a photo so they could roll out yet another sappy "reunited after 50+ years" story because no one would fact check it and it's a slow news day.OK, maybe this one is true. I wouldn't be shocked if it was. But damn if this doesn't happen way too often for all of them to be true.
Neondistraction: Quantum Apostrophe: camaroash: shiat like this makes me hope there's an afterlife.There isn't, the same way there isn't a beforelife. Life extension on the other hand...And all we need to live to 200 is to stop funding NASA.
HighlanderRPI: When they consummate the marriage, their wrinkles will act like velcro someone will have to separate them after
Propain_az: Look this guy murder innocent people. He is not a hero.
ginkor: When her parents were notified of the marriage, they were mortified.
kg2095: Quantum Apostrophe: camaroash: shiat like this makes me hope there's an afterlife.There isn't, the same way there isn't a beforelife. Life extension on the other hand...How do you know that? Stating something is or isn't without any hard evidence is just as unscientific as those who are sure there is.
Satanic_Hamster: If I was him, I would visit the parents grave once a year.And then pee on it.
TheShavingofOccam123: Satanic_Hamster: If I was him, I would visit the parents grave once a year.And then pee on it.And then shout "I banged your daughter!"
freetomato: Let it be, parents, unless you know for a fact there is some danger. One of my best friends was disowned by her father when she became engaged to a black man. Her mother was accepting and wanted the best for them (parents were divorced btw). 25 years later they have one of the strongest marriages I know of, and a drop dead gorgeous daughter who attends UCLA on full academic scholarship, sings like an angel, plays 3 musical instruments and will probably be famous one day. My friend's dad will never know his amazing grandchild. His loss.I will be open to who my son decides to marry. He knows I despise foot-draggers, though. When I see a girl in flip flops, walking with the "scrape scrape scrape" sound, I want to yell "Pick up your damn feet!" I really don't want him to bring a foot-dragger home.
buckler: Wow. She needed some hair help, but she was a looker!
Meisaims: buckler: Wow. She needed some hair help, but she was a looker!They both were. Why do people always look attractive in those photos? My grandparents have almost those same pictures of themselves and they look equally smashing. o.o
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