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(Opposing Views)   70 may be the new 50, but a nearly naked old Geraldo on Twitter is still just a nearly naked old Geraldo on Twitter   (opposingviews.com) divider line 67
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2013-07-21 01:44:40 PM
On one hand, I didn't need to see that.

On the other, if I looked that good at 70, I'd probably tweet that myself.

/I don't look that good at 36
//fat
////there was a third slashie, but I ate it
 
2013-07-21 02:35:18 PM
*howaboutnobear.jpg*
 
2013-07-21 02:44:06 PM
Looks like he's in some pretty good shape for 70
 
2013-07-21 02:44:07 PM
On my phone, so I can't find the gif with the NOPE button under the keyboard, but imagine it's right here.
 
2013-07-21 03:23:17 PM
2.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-07-21 03:28:48 PM
Is it possible to do that pose and not be a douche?
I have my doubts, and this goes for both genders.
 
2013-07-21 03:37:57 PM
Oh SH*T!
He's running for mayor of NYC.
 
2013-07-21 04:13:55 PM
Back on the laptop, what I wanted to say:

25.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-07-21 05:11:03 PM

jehovahs witness protection: Oh SH*T!
He's running for mayor of NYC.


You Win the Internet today.
 
2013-07-21 05:39:56 PM
He should go  to afganistan as a roving wartime reporter. He could wander the desert smacking himself in the face with a folded up chair while shouting out his map coordinates at the top of his lungs.
 
2013-07-21 05:41:13 PM

Ennuipoet: jehovahs witness protection: Oh SH*T!
He's running for mayor of NYC.

You Win the Internet today.


Senate, from New Jersey.  Of course, it's only bad when the other side does it.
 
2013-07-21 05:41:45 PM
Why couldn't they have locked Geraldo in Capone's vault?
 
2013-07-21 05:42:22 PM
It just goes to show that with decent care of your body and all the benefits of being wealthy, 0.0000001% of the population can have a noticeably more toned body at 70 than the average 70 year old.
 
2013-07-21 05:43:23 PM
 
2013-07-21 05:46:15 PM

MrHappyRotter: It just goes to show that with decent care of your body and all the benefits of being wealthy, 0.0000001% of the population can have a noticeably more toned body at 70 than the average 70 year old.


What are you talking about? Reagan proved that welfare recipients had personal trainers and in-house chefs.
 
2013-07-21 05:47:49 PM
Gah!!! What has been seen cannot be unseen!! Thanks, Sadistomitter.
 
2013-07-21 05:47:52 PM
Reporting on tweets.. This is where journalism has gone folks
 
2013-07-21 05:48:12 PM
I'm pretty sure 49 is the new 50.

As far as I'm concerned, Geraldo Rivera is stuck in time at the instant he opened Al Capone's empty vault - frozen in the boobery of his own eternal media hell. 27 years and eternity to go...
 
2013-07-21 05:48:18 PM
Gorrendo Revolver, you pompous, overbearing narcissist, you can exhale now.
 
2013-07-21 05:48:19 PM
That is less naked than if he was wearing a bathing suit at the beach.
 
2013-07-21 05:49:12 PM
At best 70 is the new 60.
 
2013-07-21 05:49:55 PM
I still like what Charles Manson said to him at the end of the interview.
 
2013-07-21 05:50:44 PM
Not bad for 70.

Shall we describe every shirtless dude as "nearly naked"

/I'm fully naked, beneath my clothes.
 
2013-07-21 05:52:09 PM
Don't get any ideas, Andrea Mitchell.
 
2013-07-21 05:52:52 PM

Bigdogdaddy: Ennuipoet: jehovahs witness protection: Oh SH*T!
He's running for mayor of NYC.

You Win the Internet today.

Senate, from New Jersey.  Of course, it's only bad when the other side does it.


He isnt running for anything.


i.imgur.com
 
2013-07-21 05:53:54 PM

Relatively Obscure: Looks like he's in some pretty good shape for 70


Yup, if I looked like that at 70 I'd be showing the world, too, regardless of whether or not they actually wanted to see it.
 
2013-07-21 05:53:54 PM
When I think of Geraldo, I only think of all the dumb crap he's done.

1.  The KKK chair nose stunt.
2.  Al Capone's vault.
3.  The satanism special.
4.  Pointing out his coordinates in Iraq.

I cannot think of anything he's done that wasn't a dumb circus act.  How is he still employed?

Oh, right... the dumb circus act part.
 
2013-07-21 05:55:27 PM
Our fun is over, he just deleted the tweet and tweeted "Note to self, never tweet after 1am"
 
2013-07-21 05:55:51 PM

Rapmaster2000: When I think of Geraldo, I only think of all the dumb crap he's done.

1.  The KKK chair nose stunt.
2.  Al Capone's vault.
3.  The satanism special.
4.  Pointing out his coordinates in Iraq.

I cannot think of anything he's done that wasn't a dumb circus act.  How is he still employed?

Oh, right... the dumb circus act part.


He's employed by Fox News as the token liberal voice. The fact that he is a liberal, former sleezy daytime tv host, and has a record of buffoonery only adds to his liberal charm.
 
2013-07-21 06:01:08 PM

Rapmaster2000: When I think of Geraldo, I only think of all the dumb crap he's done.

1.  The KKK chair nose stunt.
2.  Al Capone's vault.
3.  The satanism special.
4.  Pointing out his coordinates in Iraq.

I cannot think of anything he's done that wasn't a dumb circus act.  How is he still employed?

Oh, right... the dumb circus act part.


Yeah, he went downhill after the Willowbrook exposé.

/Willowbrook was groundbreaking and soul-crushing
//WTF happened, Geraldo? You had such amazing potential squandered on racists and bullshiat.
 
2013-07-21 06:02:43 PM
eatdrinkbetter.com
 
2013-07-21 06:15:11 PM

Astorix: I still like what Charles Manson said to him at the end of the interview.


So what did the crazy guy say to Geraldo?
 
2013-07-21 06:21:26 PM

eldie: Astorix: I still like what Charles Manson said to him at the end of the interview.

So what did the crazy guy say to Geraldo?


"Can I sniff your wifes used panty liners? Please????? Geraldo????hhhhmmmmmmm??????"
Say what you will but Manson wasnt called 'Gentleman Chuck' for nothing
 
2013-07-21 06:24:26 PM
I could have gone my whole life without seeing that.
 
2013-07-21 06:26:03 PM

Bigdogdaddy: Ennuipoet: jehovahs witness protection: Oh SH*T!
He's running for mayor of NYC.

You Win the Internet today.

Senate, from New Jersey.  Of course, it's only bad when the other side does it.


He is the other side.
 
2013-07-21 06:31:09 PM
typical old guy crap.
Used to see it a lot in the bars.
67 year old italian former construction masons, fingers like sausages and a neck like a bollard and a huge gut to match.

Hey baby.  Hey! where you goin'?
Where'd she go?
Don't think she liked that.

fark'er,
Hey baby.   Wanna ride in my Corvette?

an embarrassment to all men, no joke. PLUS they'll scare ALL the datables out of the bar.
 
2013-07-21 06:31:31 PM
1.bp.blogspot.com

"I'mmm too sexy for this furor!"
 
2013-07-21 06:43:41 PM

Elegy: Rapmaster2000: When I think of Geraldo, I only think of all the dumb crap he's done.

1.  The KKK chair nose stunt.
2.  Al Capone's vault.
3.  The satanism special.
4.  Pointing out his coordinates in Iraq.

I cannot think of anything he's done that wasn't a dumb circus act.  How is he still employed?

Oh, right... the dumb circus act part.

He's employed by Fox News as the token liberal voice. The fact that he is a liberal, former sleezy daytime tv host, and has a record of buffoonery only adds to his liberal charm.


He's also the token liberal/moderate voice on NYC WABC Radio weekday mornings between 9 and 12:00 noon.  He comes on after Imus and before Rushbo, Hannity, and  the most annoying of them all, Mark, I love the Constitution,  Levin. Geraldo's guests are more balanced politically than the right wing radio shows and unlike Hannity who shouts down any liberal guests, he's more respectful of his guests' points of view.  Can't stand it when he bows down to Rudy Giuliani however as if he's a god after 9/11.  I listen mostly to the WFAN Sports Talk radio or 1010 WINS News  but occasionally put him on.

Geraldo did great work with investigating and exposing the abhorrent abuse and neglect of developmentally disabled (some as it turned out were not that disabled just discarded) children and adults at Willowbrook  in Staten Island. in the early 1970's.  As a result in part from this expose and the accompanying lawsuits, the Willowbrook Consent Decree which went on for many years afterward resulted in tremendous change and improvement in the care given to  the developmentally disabled in New York State.

His broadcasting career unfortunately appears to have been gradually dealing with more sleazy topics in the years since.
 
2013-07-21 06:49:54 PM
In other news, his wife is 38

www4.pictures.gi.zimbio.com
 
2013-07-21 06:51:21 PM
sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net

/I'm so sorry...
 
2013-07-21 07:02:10 PM

zabadu: I could have gone my whole life without seeing that.


I didn't even know that picture was real.

*shudders*
 
2013-07-21 07:20:48 PM
Come to Geraldo.
 
2013-07-21 07:26:27 PM
Read "Skin Tight" by Carl Hiassen. He has a character named Reynaldo Flemm who is extremely Geraldo-like. He gets liposucked to death while doing an undercover exposé of plastic surgeons. Quite satisfying to imagine it is the man himself.
 
2013-07-21 07:27:34 PM

Elegy: Relatively Obscure: Looks like he's in some pretty good shape for 70

Yup, if I looked like that at 70 I'd be showing the world, too, regardless of whether or not they actually wanted to see it.


Third. I've got 40 years to try to look that way at 70. Probably worth it.

/gf probably will too based on how she looks now and what mom looks like.
 
2013-07-21 07:30:11 PM
If 70 is the new 50, then 50 is the new 30? And as per "the rule" (half your age + 7), that means, dating 22 year old girls is now socially acceptable for me?
Awesome, too bad it will never happen...
But just in case
Hello ladies, do these wads of hundred dollar bills in my pant pockets make me look fat?
 
2013-07-21 07:33:09 PM
Nope.
Didn't want to see Jerry Rivers' lizard skin. Didn't even want to see confirmation, once and for all that he's indeed Jewish.

 GAH!
 
2013-07-21 07:34:02 PM
On his 75th birthday we're planning on having him shot into the sun as a gag gift.
 
2013-07-21 07:38:48 PM

Elegy: Relatively Obscure: Looks like he's in some pretty good shape for 70

Yup, if I looked like that at 70 I'd be showing the world, too, regardless of whether or not they actually wanted to see it.


You can look like that at 70. A good workout regime and a comprehensive TRT (Testosterone Replacement Therapy) program prescribed by your doctor from the age of 50 is all it takes.
 
2013-07-21 07:49:32 PM

Moopy Mac: Elegy: Relatively Obscure: Looks like he's in some pretty good shape for 70

Yup, if I looked like that at 70 I'd be showing the world, too, regardless of whether or not they actually wanted to see it.

You can look like that at 70. A good workout regime and a comprehensive TRT (Testosterone Replacement Therapy) program prescribed by your doctor from the age of 50 is all it takes.


"Dr" Jeffrey Life, is that you, you old freak, you?
 
2013-07-21 07:56:38 PM
I don't get it when someone says "something" is the new "something"........because it really is not! I find that it annoys me to no end.


/ Like comparing apples & oranges
 
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