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(Patch)   100 degrees and 1000% humidity: time to get drunk, jump on a tractor and pull a stolen snowblower (and then get arrested)   (belair.patch.com) divider line 17
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2013-07-21 03:37:14 PM
To me 100% humidity was being underwater.
 
2013-07-21 04:40:19 PM
Quit changing the headline!!!
1000% humidity is 10 feet underwater.
 
2013-07-21 05:05:15 PM
(And then get arrested.)

See, that's where the plan breaks down.
 
2013-07-21 05:07:17 PM

JasonOfOrillia: (And then get arrested.)

See, that's where the plan breaks down.


25.media.tumblr.com
That's a PLAN baby!
 
2013-07-21 05:10:30 PM
Don't know much about snow blowers, but this is what foreplay may look like.

www.etravelphotos.com
 
2013-07-21 05:12:18 PM
You sound fun, Subby.

/I have a fantastic bail-bondsman.
 
2013-07-21 05:14:50 PM
Maryland?  With a mullet like that he's gotta move to Florida.
 
2013-07-21 05:32:59 PM
Maybe he thought it actually made snow.
 
2013-07-21 05:33:33 PM
(And then get arrested.)

well it's not like you can pull all that off after you have been arrested
 
2013-07-21 05:43:30 PM
Ever wonder what's between Baltimore and Philadelphia, just a few miles off I-95?  No?  Well, this is what's there.
 
2013-07-21 05:46:33 PM
This is what happens when snowflakes take over the world. No more snow lowers for you.
 
2013-07-21 05:51:49 PM
he looks exactly like  I thought he would.
 
2013-07-21 06:05:54 PM
clicked the link expecting a mullet
was not disappointed
 
2013-07-21 06:47:24 PM

Revek: To me 100% humidity was being underwater.


Obviously you don't live in New England -
If you can't see what you're breathing . . . you're dead.

You should visit.  It's the BEST!  You can't make anything crisp, no such thing as creases in shirts OR trousers.  Women bend their hair to make it do what they want.  The pasta needs to be kept in the fridge to keep it from sticking together and bread is a race to beat the mould from eating it.

Ain't much different in the winter either.

Nine months of winter - three months of rough sleddin'
 
2013-07-21 07:06:46 PM
Sounds like it would be a fun thing to do on a couple of acres but not on public roads. Cops can arrest ye and such for that kind of fun behavior in public.
 
2013-07-21 07:14:55 PM

Marcintosh: Revek: To me 100% humidity was being underwater.

Obviously you don't live in New England -
If you can't see what you're breathing . . . you're dead.

You should visit.  It's the BEST!  You can't make anything crisp, no such thing as creases in shirts OR trousers.  Women bend their hair to make it do what they want.  The pasta needs to be kept in the fridge to keep it from sticking together and bread is a race to beat the mould from eating it.

Ain't much different in the winter either.

Nine months of winter - three months of rough sleddin'


Take my word for it cold and humid beats the hell out of hot and humid.  All sana all the time here.  The weather up there today isn't close to the oven we have here.
 
2013-07-21 08:43:54 PM
pull a stolen snowblower

is that a euphemism?
 
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