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(Daily Mail)   Hot 34-year-old ex-glamour model has 350 plastic surgery procedures costing £1.5 million, only stops after her cute 18-year-old daughter threatens to leave home: "I had turned myself into a Frankenstein" (w/before and after pics)   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 88
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2013-07-21 12:11:28 PM
She looks like a farking clown or the Joker.
 
2013-07-21 12:40:19 PM
i.dailymail.co.uk

comedycentral-co-uk.mtvnimages.com
 
2013-07-21 02:04:17 PM
Alicia Douvall with her children Georgie age 18 and baby Papaya


Wooow...
 
2013-07-21 02:24:12 PM
img.photobucket.com
 
2013-07-21 02:29:17 PM
i561.photobucket.com
 
2013-07-21 03:28:07 PM
sociorocketnewsen.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-07-21 03:29:13 PM
25.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-07-21 03:30:08 PM
BABY PAPAYA?!?!?!?
 
2013-07-21 03:30:43 PM

Giltric: [sociorocketnewsen.files.wordpress.com image 580x393]


i.imgur.com
 
2013-07-21 03:31:49 PM
34 year old mom - 18 year old kid = she got knocked up 15-16


She has been making bad decisions for a while now.
 
2013-07-21 03:34:25 PM
Glamour Model = shows her mammaries.
 
2013-07-21 03:36:11 PM
Looks like the baby needs more surgery for butt ugly than she does.
 
2013-07-21 03:39:30 PM

stevenvictx: Looks like the baby needs more surgery for butt ugly than she does.


There isn't a single attractive person in that family, no amount of surgery will cure any of them.
 
2013-07-21 03:39:41 PM
Doctors had to remove my ears to fix my face

They're gonna have to remove a whole lot more for that.
 
2013-07-21 03:40:08 PM

stevenvictx: Looks like the baby needs more surgery for butt ugly than she does.


There's surgery for fetal alcohol syndrome?
 
2013-07-21 03:40:18 PM
She should have stopped at 2006.
 
2013-07-21 03:42:39 PM
 
2013-07-21 03:45:53 PM
She names her kid Papaya?
Is this a side effect of too much anesthesia hitting her brainstuff?
/hungry now .. got two bananas and one papaya (seriously) .. now I'm thinking cereal.
 
2013-07-21 03:46:33 PM
where's their US Army "i got better things to do than drugs" bumper sticker
 
2013-07-21 03:47:14 PM
She has a baby named Papaya?  I wish crazy people wouldnt have babies
 
2013-07-21 03:50:54 PM

Giltric:


*snert*

Oops?
 
2013-07-21 03:52:28 PM

Jon iz teh kewl: where's their US Army "i got better things to do than drugs" bumper sticker


Plastic surgeon left it between a fat and muscle layer post-tummy-tuck. They also found a Junior Mint.
 
2013-07-21 03:52:54 PM
Yes, I would f*ck her. And her mom, too.
 
2013-07-21 03:57:51 PM

jaylectricity: Yes, I would f*ck her. And her mom, too.


At the same time.
 
2013-07-21 04:01:27 PM

WippitGuud: jaylectricity: Yes, I would f*ck her. And her mom, too.

At the same time.


You could do it on a plane. In case of emergency, the mom would serve as an emergency flotation device, which you and the daughter could continue to copulate on.

/What's the density of silicon?
//2.65 g/cm³
 
2013-07-21 04:01:43 PM
FTFA; It's put me off cosmetic surgery for life. My mother was constantly wrapped in bandages like an Egyptian mummy.'

As a parent you are going to set an example for your kids. Most parents wind up being wonderful examples to their children of what not to do.  Give this kid credit; she's capable of learning from her parents mistakes.
 
2013-07-21 04:07:03 PM
Okay, wait. Which one is the picture where she is "HOT", subby?
 
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2013-07-21 04:10:57 PM
I braced myself, eyebleach in hand... but wasn't as bad as expected.
 
2013-07-21 04:14:35 PM
A 18 year old threatening to leave home...don't most 18 year old ACTUALLY leave home at that age?
 
2013-07-21 04:16:58 PM
and baby Papaya

americanhumanity.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-07-21 04:16:58 PM
I've seen lots worse.  She might have had an unhealthy obsession but at least she wasn't going for the giant-lipped cat-eyed freak look.
 
2013-07-21 04:18:42 PM
mam staph, plz.
 
2013-07-21 04:24:17 PM

Relatively Obscure: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 317x414]

[comedycentral-co-uk.mtvnimages.com image 281x211]


This Sort of Thing Is My Bag Baby

i.dailymail.co.uk
 
2013-07-21 04:29:35 PM
Papaya's got a brand new bag.
 
2013-07-21 04:30:44 PM
i.cdn.turner.com
 
2013-07-21 04:35:04 PM

Abuse Liability: WippitGuud: jaylectricity: Yes, I would f*ck her. And her mom, too.

At the same time.

You could do it on a plane. In case of emergency, the mom would serve as an emergency flotation device, which you and the daughter could continue to copulate on.

/What's the density of silicon?
//2.65 g/cm³


Silicon != silicone.

/0.968 to 1.29 g/cm3
 
2013-07-21 04:42:10 PM

ChubbyTiger: Abuse Liability: WippitGuud: jaylectricity: Yes, I would f*ck her. And her mom, too.

At the same time.

You could do it on a plane. In case of emergency, the mom would serve as an emergency flotation device, which you and the daughter could continue to copulate on.

/What's the density of silicon?
//2.65 g/cm³

Silicon != silicone.

/0.968 to 1.29 g/cm3


I just got chemistry served. Quick misspelled Google searches be damned!
 
2013-07-21 04:44:47 PM
As usual, the pic with less surgery is the most attractive one.
 
2013-07-21 04:54:51 PM
That's not the worst part, they found a pair of Cruel shoes in her closet.
 
2013-07-21 04:55:19 PM
cdn2.listsoplenty.comi.dailymail.co.uk
 
2013-07-21 05:03:02 PM

The Stealth Hippopotamus: 34 year old mom - 18 year old kid = she got knocked up 15-16


She has been making bad decisions for a while now.


One of the comments on the article purports to be from someone who knew her in school and says she's 38 or 39.
 
2013-07-21 05:16:22 PM
Frankenstein was the doctor, not the monster.
 
2013-07-21 05:16:49 PM
"I had turned myself into a Frankenstein"
Without viewing the pics, I'm guessing this is an insult to Frankenstein.
 
2013-07-21 05:35:04 PM
I'd hit it...

ummmm... if it's still in the same place.

/we shall name the child "Guacamole"
 
2013-07-21 05:35:23 PM

stevenvictx: Looks like the baby needs more surgery for butt ugly than she does.


www.hezabelle.ca
 
2013-07-21 05:49:57 PM
i.dailymail.co.uk

She's not unattractive in this picture...
 
2013-07-21 05:59:01 PM

Hoopy Frood: Frankenstein was the doctor, not the monster.


Dammit you stole my comment!
 
2013-07-21 06:03:12 PM

FARK rebel soldier: [cdn2.listsoplenty.com image 303x400][i.dailymail.co.uk image 306x673]


guy on the left is dead by suicide, "woman" on the right is proof against nuclear armageddon.

somebody post Ice-T's wife, just for reference

/daily fail actually comes through with a vaguely hot chick....
//slippin' daily
 
2013-07-21 06:05:45 PM
img.youtube.com
 
2013-07-21 06:06:57 PM
fine, I'll do it...
celebritysmackblog.com

/would hit
 
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