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(TMZ)   Farrah Abraham has received her first royalty check for her foray into porn, and she earned a mediocre $119,576.39. Who knew that many people still paid for porn   (tmz.com) divider line 60
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2013-07-21 09:36:25 AM
Given her stellar record of decision-making I'm sure this money will be wisely invested.

I didn't see the video - assuming it works out to about $10,000 per inch?
 
2013-07-21 10:13:02 AM
Who knew that many people still paid for porn

farm3.staticflickr.com

There's always someone.
 
2013-07-21 10:21:03 AM
It was on one of the porn sites for a long time (could still be there but since I'm sitting on the couch with my 3 year old I'm not gonna be looking right now).
 
2013-07-21 10:21:45 AM
Well, I feel like an ass.

Thank God I don't feel like her ass.
 
2013-07-21 10:23:27 AM
I'm sure she will invest it wisely.
 
2013-07-21 10:26:52 AM
I saw it for free just two nights ago on some site.
 
2013-07-21 10:26:59 AM
Talk about making money out the wazoo!
 
2013-07-21 10:27:57 AM
forfashion.tv
 
2013-07-21 10:32:18 AM
Who is this woman?
 
2013-07-21 10:32:38 AM
I had no idea who this person was but somehow I know the word "mom" would be involved.
 
2013-07-21 10:36:15 AM
Why is it that everything today involves something either going in or coming out of my ass?!?
 
2013-07-21 10:37:13 AM

thisiszombocom: Who is this woman?


Palinerican.
 
2013-07-21 10:37:57 AM
Which after, state, federal, county taxes and lube expenses comes to about 40k net.

She'd be better off working at Burger King.
 
2013-07-21 10:38:24 AM
Remember girls, working hard, playing by the rules and being an upstanding citizen with morals and ethics yields you student loan debt of $120K and an exciting future working in a cubicle for the next 40 years.

Or you can take it in the can on film a couple times and be set for life at 22.

Your call.
 
2013-07-21 10:42:20 AM

AngryDragon: Remember girls, working hard, playing by the rules and being an upstanding citizen with morals and ethics yields you student loan debt of $120K and an exciting future working in a cubicle for the next 40 years.

Or you can take it in the can on film a couple times and be set for life at 22.

Your call.


And die by the time you are 27.

Your call
 
2013-07-21 10:49:30 AM

thisiszombocom: Who is this woman?


Someone who read the Kardashian Claim To Fame playbook, apparently.
 
2013-07-21 11:02:09 AM
Just... for real, you have a kid. The kid is what made you "famous" to begin, and that kid will grow up and have to answer for your asshole gaping, atm, "let me get my lube, baby" porn.
 
2013-07-21 11:06:41 AM

IamTomJoad: And die by the time you are 27.


Club 27 is reserved for talented people.

A few years of being a slut on camera, preserving an image for everyone to enjoy for years, can be an investment that pays for years.

Just gotta keep the whores from spending the principle.
 
2013-07-21 11:08:14 AM

IamTomJoad: AngryDragon: Remember girls, working hard, playing by the rules and being an upstanding citizen with morals and ethics yields you student loan debt of $120K and an exciting future working in a cubicle for the next 40 years.

Or you can take it in the can on film a couple times and be set for life at 22.

Your call.

And die by the time you are 27.

Your call


um...you know that sex isn't fatal, right?  humans generally don't die as a result of getting laid.
 
2013-07-21 11:08:22 AM
I am completely unaware of the notoriety of this vapid slut.
 
2013-07-21 11:25:50 AM

AngryDragon: Remember girls, working hard, playing by the rules and being an upstanding citizen with morals and ethics yields you student loan debt of $120K and an exciting future working in a cubicle for the next 40 years.

Or you can take it in the can on film a couple times and be set for life at 22.

Your call.




Making ~$1 million (pre-tax) at 21 with a child hardly makes one "set for life". We're not talking about an Oscar-winning actress here with a long career ahead of her. People will get sick of seeing her naked on camera and her fame will fade. Having an education will always give you a better chance in life.
 
2013-07-21 11:31:54 AM
At first I despised this pathetic AW.  I have recently made a 180.  I've come to the conclusion that I like young women who get naked and f*ck on camera, it's a guy thing I guess.
 
2013-07-21 11:32:59 AM
i44.tinypic.com
 
2013-07-21 11:34:30 AM

DubyaHater: AngryDragon: Remember girls, working hard, playing by the rules and being an upstanding citizen with morals and ethics yields you student loan debt of $120K and an exciting future working in a cubicle for the next 40 years.

Or you can take it in the can on film a couple times and be set for life at 22.

Your call.

Making ~$1 million (pre-tax) at 21 with a child hardly makes one "set for life". We're not talking about an Oscar-winning actress here with a long career ahead of her. People will get sick of seeing her naked on camera and her fame will fade. Having an education will always give you a better chance in life.


It would be refreshing to see one of these skanks at least take the initiative to save some cash for their kids future. But they don't. This one in particular was photographed tooling around in a brand new Lamborghini a couple of months ago. Even if it was a rental that's just waaaaaay too much overhead for her income which is NOT set in any way, shape or form.
 
2013-07-21 11:56:02 AM
"Making it Huge Of the Backend"

huh?

shouldn't it be "Off?"

//eh, going to get more coffee
 
2013-07-21 12:14:31 PM
FTFA: she's raked in sex tape royalties totaling more than $100k in just 2 months!

It's not a sex tape, dammit!
 
2013-07-21 12:15:41 PM

DubyaHater: AngryDragon: Remember girls, working hard, playing by the rules and being an upstanding citizen with morals and ethics yields you student loan debt of $120K and an exciting future working in a cubicle for the next 40 years.

Or you can take it in the can on film a couple times and be set for life at 22.

Your call.

Making ~$1 million (pre-tax) at 21 with a child hardly makes one "set for life". We're not talking about an Oscar-winning actress here with a long career ahead of her. People will get sick of seeing her naked on camera and her fame will fade. Having an education will always give you a better chance in life.


Well, to fair, I was being snarky.

However, I assure you that if I had a million at 21, I would have indeed been set for life.  $1M at 8% historical returns, without a penny of further contributions, after 45 years yields a value of ~$32M.
 
2013-07-21 12:29:50 PM
I am completely mystified as to how TMZ got their hands on a copy of her paycheck.

/not really
 
2013-07-21 01:05:44 PM
don't the genuine porn stars get pissed off with the main stream publicity that this girl achieves?
 
2013-07-21 01:10:37 PM

Gordinho: don't the genuine porn stars get pissed off with the main stream publicity that this girl achieves?


Yeah. I'm pretty pissed.
 
2013-07-21 01:55:14 PM
I've yet to see the video, anyone know somewhere free?
 
2013-07-21 01:57:18 PM

shadent: I've yet to see the video, anyone know somewhere free?


YouPorn had some links to a short version for a while.  I started watching it once, but gave up on it waiting for the bad dialogue to end and something else to start.
 
2013-07-21 02:09:05 PM

Mr. Coffee Nerves: Given her stellar record of decision-making I'm sure this money will be wisely invested.

I didn't see the video - assuming it works out to about $10,000 per inch?


Surprisingly, no.

She must have been used to FARKers. (NFSW if you or your boss ban discussion of a small penis)
 
2013-07-21 02:12:39 PM

cousin-merle: FTFA: she's raked in sex tape royalties totaling more than $100k in just 2 months!

It's not a sex tape, dammit!


images1.wikia.nocookie.net
 
2013-07-21 02:20:52 PM
I've yet to see the video, anyone know somewhere free?

Some of the free sites get it posted but they get the copyright notice and yank it.

From the shorts I have seen it is pretty much the current "gonzo amateur" pron being cranked out these days, some "stud" that looks like a model for assfliction and some vapid skank with a boob job and room temp IQ going through the positions listed in How to make a pron film for dummies book.

You are not missing anything
 
2013-07-21 02:28:49 PM

DubyaHater: AngryDragon: Remember girls, working hard, playing by the rules and being an upstanding citizen with morals and ethics yields you student loan debt of $120K and an exciting future working in a cubicle for the next 40 years.

Or you can take it in the can on film a couple times and be set for life at 22.

Your call.

Making ~$1 million (pre-tax) at 21 with a child hardly makes one "set for life". We're not talking about an Oscar-winning actress here with a long career ahead of her. People will get sick of seeing her naked on camera and her fame will fade. Having an education will always give you a better chance in life.


Actually you could. A lot of people won't make a million in their entire life, so even after taxes, assuming you invest it wisely and don't go on shopping sprees once a month you could very easily never have to work another day in your life while still living comfortably, albeit modestly. Figuring an average return of 7-8% you could be living on 50-60k a year. Of course very few people that age would have the discipline to do any of that.
 
2013-07-21 02:43:35 PM
whom is she again?
 
2013-07-21 03:00:54 PM

cousin-merle: FTFA: she's raked in sex tape royalties totaling more than $100k in just 2 months!

It's not a sex tape, dammit!


It's a VIDEO. There's no goddamned tape involved.

But I think what you were getting at was that this was a porno, produced to be a porno, and not some accidentally-released candid video featuring two lovers. The dude was paid.
 
2013-07-21 03:08:09 PM
This is why I have total respect for Paris hilton. Made a tape, got a few reality shows and made millions. You rarely see her in the news unless someone is seriously bored, more props to Paris she did it the right way.

/Then again Kim K we cant get out of the news, sadly no matter what we try, now this backdoor black hole is just taking everyones place.
 
2013-07-21 03:17:54 PM

E_Henry_Thripshaws_Disease: whom is she again?


Reality TV slattern.
 
2013-07-21 03:21:52 PM

Misconduc: This is why I have total respect for Paris hilton. Made a tape, got a few reality shows and made millions. You rarely see her in the news unless someone is seriously bored, more props to Paris she did it the right way.

/Then again Kim K we cant get out of the news, sadly no matter what we try, now this backdoor black hole is just taking everyones place.


Yes, Paris started from nothing and clawed her way to the top by her fingernails. Admirable.

*rolleyes*
 
2013-07-21 04:09:29 PM
<i>An aspiring model, Farrah Abraham is the mother of Sophia Laurent Abraham, whose father, Derek Underwood, was killed in a car accident on December 28, 2008, two months before her birth. In January 2009, Farrah's mother, Debra Danielson, was charged with assault in an Iowa court for hitting her. As a result of the fight with her mother, Farrah and Sophia moved out of her mother's house. She started seeing a therapist to discuss the rocky relationship with her family, as well as dealing with her emotions regarding Underwood and his death. Farrah eventually proved to Derek's family through a paternity test that Derek was in fact Sophia's father and then was faced with a lawsuit filed by Derek's mother for grandparents' visitation rights, despite no previous contact with Sophia. She published her autobiography, in August 2012. In May 2013, released a sex tape featuring Abraham having sex with porn star. It has been reported that Abraham sold the footage, which was intended to be marketed as a "leaked" celebrity sex tape, to Vivid Entertainment for $1.5 million. Abraham defended her decision to make and sell her porn video, claiming that she wanted to "celebrate [her] awesome body".</i>

//direct from wiki

hmm.  *shrug*.  She's 22.  She's got a great looking bod, it looks like.  This is the first I'd heard of her.

If someone offered me a shiatton of money to appear on TV, or to sell them my sex videos, y'know what, I'd jump all over it.
 
2013-07-21 04:54:09 PM

Azlefty: I've yet to see the video, anyone know somewhere free?

Some of the free sites get it posted but they get the copyright notice and yank it.

From the shorts I have seen it is pretty much the current "gonzo amateur" pron being cranked out these days, some "stud" that looks like a model for assfliction and some vapid skank with a boob job and room temp IQ going through the positions listed in How to make a pron film for dummies book.

You are not missing anything


The "stud" is porn star James Deen.
 
2013-07-21 05:11:18 PM

Misconduc: This is why I have total respect for Paris hilton. Made a tape, got a few reality shows and made millions. You rarely see her in the news unless someone is seriously bored, more props to Paris she did it the right way.

/Then again Kim K we cant get out of the news, sadly no matter what we try, now this backdoor black hole is just taking everyones place.


Paris isn't in the news anymore cause her granddad got tired of her crap and cut her out of the will. At the height of her popularity, she was in the news just as much as Kim Kardashian, perhaps even more so.
 
2013-07-21 08:24:44 PM

Weaver95: IamTomJoad: AngryDragon: Remember girls, working hard, playing by the rules and being an upstanding citizen with morals and ethics yields you student loan debt of $120K and an exciting future working in a cubicle for the next 40 years.

Or you can take it in the can on film a couple times and be set for life at 22.

Your call.

And die by the time you are 27.

Your call

um...you know that sex isn't fatal, right?  humans generally don't die as a result of getting laid.


Tell that to all the gaysexuals who died of butt AIDS since the 80's.
 
2013-07-21 09:23:18 PM
Azlefty:
From the shorts I have seen it is pretty much the current "gonzo amateur" pron being cranked out these days, some "stud" that looks like a model for assfliction and some vapid skank with a boob job and room temp IQ going through the positions listed in How to make a pron film for dummies book.

You are not missing anything


The dilemma of modern porn is that the "pro" stuff is farking rubbish like this... and the truly amateur stuff is totally hot, but was probably posted to the web without the knowledge or consent of one or more of the participants.  Consequently I have resorted to a well-thumbed copy of "Moll Flanders" for my erotica needs.

/Stupid sexy Flanders...
 
2013-07-21 11:26:01 PM
First found out about her a day or so on another thread, torrented the movie, and still don't understand the fascination with her. Meh, at best.

Maybe it would be more than mildly interesting if I'd ever heard or watched the TV show, but I'm glad I missed it.

/Didn't even "donate" to her cause
//Bolt on boobies for the win fail
 
2013-07-22 01:00:11 AM

alwaysjaded: Misconduc: This is why I have total respect for Paris hilton. Made a tape, got a few reality shows and made millions. You rarely see her in the news unless someone is seriously bored, more props to Paris she did it the right way.

/Then again Kim K we cant get out of the news, sadly no matter what we try, now this backdoor black hole is just taking everyones place.

Paris isn't in the news anymore cause her granddad got tired of her crap and cut her out of the will. At the height of her popularity, she was in the news just as much as Kim Kardashian, perhaps even more so.


She's also worth $100 million now. She can afford to take it easy.
 
2013-07-22 01:06:49 AM
According to the billboards with her face all around Vegas, she is going to be at Crazy Horse Three next month.

So she has that going for her, which is nice.
 
2013-07-22 01:07:56 AM

Bslim: This one in particular was photographed tooling around in a brand new Lamborghini a couple of months ago. Even if it was a rental that's just waaaaaay too much overhead for her income which is NOT set in any way, shape or form.


Teen-Mom-turned-porn-star Farrah Abraham wasted no time in cashing in on it, showing off her brand new $400,000 Lamborghini Murcielago in Hollywood on Thursday, RadarOnline revealed.

But the 21-year-old single mother did not need to spend a dime of her hard-earned $1 million on the sleek ride, as it was gifted to her by luxury car rental company The Biggest Limo, with whom she signed an endorsement deal.

So, it was pretty much exactly the opposite of her wasting her money on the ride. She was getting paid to ride around in the Lambo and get the rental company in the news.
 
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