weapon13: That is probably someone's pet rat.
Two Dogs Farking: Sugarbombs: British people call the cops when their wipers stop working? Nanny state, indeed. I bet the woman got a diaper changing on the call, too.No, but they call their automobile club people "patrolmen".
Englebert Slaptyback: "We called for the help of a cat but it wasn't interested."
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