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(Daily Mail)   Nothing says summer in Malibu better than a heavily tanned beach babe frolicking in the Pacific waves   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 42
    More: Obvious, Patricia Krentcil, Tanning Mom, Malibu, Pacific, platinum blond, official notice, tanning booth, swimsuits  
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26609 clicks; posted to Main » on 20 Jul 2013 at 11:26 PM (1 year ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2013-07-20 10:29:10 PM  
6 votes:
Well I'm sure this couldn't be any kind of trick or trap.....

*Clicks link*

OH DEAR GOD!!!!!
img.photobucket.com
2013-07-20 10:34:15 PM  
5 votes:
24.media.tumblr.com
2013-07-21 07:34:38 AM  
4 votes:

jso2897: You people do realize that at some point, "tanning mom" is GOING to do porn, right?
You do understand that, I hope?


encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com
Don't you wish that evil on me, Ricky Bobby!
2013-07-21 12:49:04 AM  
4 votes:
Hey, what's going on in here?
xaxor.com
2013-07-20 11:45:53 PM  
4 votes:
i.imgur.com
2013-07-21 02:55:56 AM  
3 votes:
i34.photobucket.com
2013-07-20 11:50:47 PM  
3 votes:

ReapTheChaos: Opps, I forgot to include a redhead. Not exactly tanned but god bless em anyway.

[photos.modelmayhem.com image 800x533]


Awesome pic of my favorite comfortable lounging pose. I sit like that whenever I get a chance. It's good for the back, hips, and wrists. It doesn't look as good on me though, since I'm an out of shape dude with a hairy back.

/not a bookmark
2013-07-20 11:48:55 PM  
3 votes:

Disappearing Hitchhiker: She looks, well...


She looks well-done.
2013-07-20 11:36:19 PM  
3 votes:
files-cdn.formspring.me
2013-07-20 11:07:46 PM  
3 votes:
that's a human?

I thought it was viral marketing for Pacific Rim.
2013-07-20 10:40:11 PM  
3 votes:
I think I speak for everyone when I say that I wish a pox upon Subbys house. And may he suffocate in that old broads navel high breasts.
2013-07-21 11:24:35 AM  
2 votes:
img.thesun.co.uk
2013-07-21 05:03:50 AM  
2 votes:
i293.photobucket.com

I hadn't heard she'd relocated to Malibu.
2013-07-21 01:15:16 AM  
2 votes:
25.media.tumblr.com
2013-07-21 12:59:27 AM  
2 votes:
memeorama.com
2013-07-21 12:16:35 AM  
2 votes:
I clicked on the link, Ray.
2013-07-21 12:05:53 AM  
2 votes:
xbradtc.files.wordpress.com

Sorry I was late. Had to deal with a 70th birthday party where some dick spiked the punch.
2013-07-20 11:57:25 PM  
2 votes:
upload.wikimedia.org

Her addiction counselor.
2013-07-20 11:37:08 PM  
2 votes:
i291.photobucket.com
2013-07-20 10:49:44 PM  
2 votes:

Beerguy: R.A.Danny: Has anyone found her upper lip yet?

Why in the fark were you looking at her pic long enough to notice a problem with her lip?


It's like watching my neighbor running out of the house on fire. I just can't look away.
2013-07-20 10:43:17 PM  
2 votes:

R.A.Danny: Has anyone found her upper lip yet?


Why in the fark were you looking at her pic long enough to notice a problem with her lip?
2013-07-20 10:41:48 PM  
2 votes:
Has anyone found her upper lip yet?
2013-07-21 01:00:57 PM  
1 votes:
I'd say Burn it with Fire but it looks like it has been tried.
2013-07-21 09:07:03 AM  
1 votes:
img547.imageshack.us

/ overused and appropriate
2013-07-21 07:24:28 AM  
1 votes:
You people do realize that at some point, "tanning mom" is GOING to do porn, right?
You do understand that, I hope?
2013-07-21 05:28:34 AM  
1 votes:
What is going on with that suit? It looks like it was designed by a boy scout trying to earn his badge in knot tying. If she just wore something somewhat normal nobody would look twice.
2013-07-21 04:33:48 AM  
1 votes:
If I was grilling and I checked and the baby back ribs looked like her I would toss them. Can't be saved they are just overdone.
2013-07-21 04:01:31 AM  
1 votes:
Why are you guys complaining? Her boobs are REAL.
2013-07-21 02:05:16 AM  
1 votes:
Wasn't she in The Shining?

I remember that scene.
2013-07-21 01:54:18 AM  
1 votes:

W.C.fields forever: Eyebleach: [xbradtc.files.wordpress.com image 500x333]

Sorry I was late. Had to deal with a 70th birthday party where some dick spiked the punch.

Somebody put there dick in the punch?


"It wouldn't be a Lemon party without Old Dick!"
- Liz Lemon
2013-07-21 01:46:04 AM  
1 votes:
It moved, got smaller, and one of my testicles ascended up into my abdomen. Thanks to the many fine farkers posting pics of lovely ladies in bikinis.
2013-07-21 01:14:12 AM  
1 votes:
i232.photobucket.com
2013-07-21 01:08:30 AM  
1 votes:
img.photobucket.comCarla Brown.
2013-07-21 12:03:35 AM  
1 votes:
Roasting in a bathing suit...

img541.imageshack.us

Delicious.
2013-07-20 11:54:18 PM  
1 votes:
i1231.photobucket.com
2013-07-20 11:44:19 PM  
1 votes:
I thought she lived in a flyover state, but spotted in Malibu? Hell, I can be on Topanga Canyon Blvd in a few minutes, PCH in less than thirty.
Be still, my beating heart.
2013-07-20 11:43:10 PM  
1 votes:
All the lonely people, where do they all belong?
2013-07-20 11:36:26 PM  
1 votes:
i41.tinypic.com

/obligatory
2013-07-20 11:29:42 PM  
1 votes:
Why no Florida tag?

She looks like a Florida meth mug shot.
2013-07-20 11:28:12 PM  
1 votes:
Holy farking shiat, lady.  Put those things away.
2013-07-20 10:57:35 PM  
1 votes:

dj_bigbird: What's odd is that there's a thread talking about Helen Mirren elsewhere and she's 20 yrs older and significantly much more hittable.


Now I must dip my peenor in acid.
2013-07-20 10:36:07 PM  
1 votes:
sweet jeebus that's a rough terrifying 45.

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