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(Daily Mail)   Nothing says summer in Malibu better than a heavily tanned beach babe frolicking in the Pacific waves   ( divider line
    More: Obvious, Patricia Krentcil, Tanning Mom, Malibu, Pacific, platinum blond, official notice, tanning booth, swimsuits  
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26715 clicks; posted to Main » on 20 Jul 2013 at 11:26 PM (4 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2013-07-20 10:29:10 PM  
5 votes:
Well I'm sure this couldn't be any kind of trick or trap.....

*Clicks link*

2013-07-20 11:45:38 PM  
4 votes:
Opps, I forgot to include a redhead. Not exactly tanned but god bless em anyway.
2013-07-20 11:37:08 PM  
4 votes:
For eye bleach, how about one of my favorite Bond girls, the lovely miss Olga Kurylenko?
2013-07-20 10:36:07 PM  
4 votes:
sweet jeebus that's a rough terrifying 45.
2013-07-21 12:05:08 AM  
3 votes:
Beach bunnies in daisy dukes! Always good for the soul.
Gentlemen prefer brunettes? Yes, sometimes they do....
2013-07-20 11:43:50 PM  
3 votes:
Tanned beach babe thread.
2013-07-20 10:53:43 PM  
3 votes:
What's odd is that there's a thread talking about Helen Mirren elsewhere and she's 20 yrs older and significantly much more hittable.
2013-07-21 12:21:48 AM  
2 votes:

Water, sand, hot Asian girls... What else is necessary?  (Er, besides beer....)
2013-07-21 12:15:05 AM  
2 votes:
2013-07-21 12:13:50 AM  
2 votes:
Hammocks. Always fun.
Beach? BEACH? This is how you populate the beach!
2013-07-21 12:05:53 AM  
2 votes:

Sorry I was late. Had to deal with a 70th birthday party where some dick spiked the punch.
2013-07-21 12:01:05 AM  
2 votes:

(...OK, that's second picture's a pool, not a beach, but I don't think anyone will care...)
2013-07-21 12:00:09 AM  
2 votes:
2013-07-20 11:54:18 PM  
2 votes:
2013-07-20 11:52:55 PM  
2 votes:
2013-07-20 10:44:27 PM  
2 votes:
We could just ignore her...
2013-07-20 10:40:11 PM  
2 votes:
I think I speak for everyone when I say that I wish a pox upon Subbys house. And may he suffocate in that old broads navel high breasts.
2013-07-21 05:16:20 AM  
1 vote:
(mouse hovers over full URL)  Nope!
2013-07-21 05:13:21 AM  
1 vote:
I don't know why people need their women baked. The sun just gets them all wrinkled. I'm happy to have a pale one.
2013-07-21 03:36:13 AM  
1 vote:
Budda's bones...I clicked even tho I knew better....(shudder)

And that thing's actually younger than I am?
2013-07-21 12:11:27 AM  
1 vote:

/some eye bleach for ya
2013-07-21 12:03:35 AM  
1 vote:
Roasting in a bathing suit...

2013-07-20 11:58:11 PM  
1 vote:
Fishin' for beach babes
2013-07-20 11:55:58 PM  
1 vote:
2013-07-20 11:54:53 PM  
1 vote:
Beach babes? OK then....
2013-07-20 11:44:20 PM  
1 vote:
2013-07-20 11:36:26 PM  
1 vote:

2013-07-20 11:36:19 PM  
1 vote:
2013-07-20 10:49:44 PM  
1 vote:

Beerguy: R.A.Danny: Has anyone found her upper lip yet?

Why in the fark were you looking at her pic long enough to notice a problem with her lip?

It's like watching my neighbor running out of the house on fire. I just can't look away.
2013-07-20 10:43:17 PM  
1 vote:

R.A.Danny: Has anyone found her upper lip yet?

Why in the fark were you looking at her pic long enough to notice a problem with her lip?
2013-07-20 10:34:15 PM  
1 vote:
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