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(Daily Mail)   Nothing says summer in Malibu better than a heavily tanned beach babe frolicking in the Pacific waves   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 128
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2013-07-20 10:29:10 PM  
Well I'm sure this couldn't be any kind of trick or trap.....

*Clicks link*

OH DEAR GOD!!!!!
img.photobucket.com
 
2013-07-20 10:34:15 PM  
24.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-07-20 10:36:07 PM  
sweet jeebus that's a rough terrifying 45.

i.dailymail.co.uk
 
2013-07-20 10:40:11 PM  
I think I speak for everyone when I say that I wish a pox upon Subbys house. And may he suffocate in that old broads navel high breasts.
 
2013-07-20 10:41:48 PM  
Has anyone found her upper lip yet?
 
2013-07-20 10:43:17 PM  

R.A.Danny: Has anyone found her upper lip yet?


Why in the fark were you looking at her pic long enough to notice a problem with her lip?
 
2013-07-20 10:44:27 PM  
We could just ignore her...
 
2013-07-20 10:49:44 PM  

Beerguy: R.A.Danny: Has anyone found her upper lip yet?

Why in the fark were you looking at her pic long enough to notice a problem with her lip?


It's like watching my neighbor running out of the house on fire. I just can't look away.
 
2013-07-20 10:51:55 PM  

R.A.Danny: It's like watching my neighbor running out of the house on fire. I just can't look away.


That is probably the only acceptable answer.
 
2013-07-20 10:53:43 PM  
What's odd is that there's a thread talking about Helen Mirren elsewhere and she's 20 yrs older and significantly much more hittable.
 
2013-07-20 10:57:35 PM  

dj_bigbird: What's odd is that there's a thread talking about Helen Mirren elsewhere and she's 20 yrs older and significantly much more hittable.


Now I must dip my peenor in acid.
 
2013-07-20 11:07:46 PM  
that's a human?

I thought it was viral marketing for Pacific Rim.
 
2013-07-20 11:28:12 PM  
Holy farking shiat, lady.  Put those things away.
 
2013-07-20 11:29:11 PM  
Why do these stupid motherfarkers even pay attention to this dragged out old rag?

Who the fark is paying them to do this?
 
2013-07-20 11:29:42 PM  
Why no Florida tag?

She looks like a Florida meth mug shot.
 
2013-07-20 11:32:44 PM  
I wanna sharpen my knives with it.
 
2013-07-20 11:33:17 PM  
If you bad-mouthed the 67-year old Helen Mirren on another thread, you should be applying eye bleach to yourself now.
 
2013-07-20 11:34:30 PM  
Called it.

/obvious bait and switch is obvious
 
2013-07-20 11:36:19 PM  
files-cdn.formspring.me
 
2013-07-20 11:36:26 PM  
i41.tinypic.com

/obligatory
 
2013-07-20 11:37:08 PM  
For eye bleach, how about one of my favorite Bond girls, the lovely miss Olga Kurylenko?

i40.tinypic.com
 
2013-07-20 11:37:08 PM  
i291.photobucket.com
 
2013-07-20 11:37:13 PM  
She's a walking photographic negative.
 
2013-07-20 11:37:57 PM  

Repo Man: For eye bleach, how about one of my favorite Bond girls, the lovely miss Olga Kurylenko?

[i40.tinypic.com image 800x640]


SIMULPOST!

Now my gif has double meanings!

/thnx
 
2013-07-20 11:40:02 PM  
She looks, well...
 
2013-07-20 11:43:10 PM  
All the lonely people, where do they all belong?
 
2013-07-20 11:43:50 PM  
Tanned beach babe thread.

www.surfersvillage.com

www.thefablife.com
 
2013-07-20 11:44:19 PM  
I thought she lived in a flyover state, but spotted in Malibu? Hell, I can be on Topanga Canyon Blvd in a few minutes, PCH in less than thirty.
Be still, my beating heart.
 
2013-07-20 11:44:20 PM  
lipstickmakeseverythingbetter.com
 
2013-07-20 11:45:38 PM  
Opps, I forgot to include a redhead. Not exactly tanned but god bless em anyway.

photos.modelmayhem.com
 
2013-07-20 11:45:53 PM  
i.imgur.com
 
2013-07-20 11:48:25 PM  

elvisaintdead: sweet jeebus that's a rough terrifying 45.

[i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x740]


Not cool! I didn't scroll in the linked article, I don't want to see that junk here either!
 
2013-07-20 11:48:55 PM  

Disappearing Hitchhiker: She looks, well...


She looks well-done.
 
2013-07-20 11:50:47 PM  

ReapTheChaos: Opps, I forgot to include a redhead. Not exactly tanned but god bless em anyway.

[photos.modelmayhem.com image 800x533]


Awesome pic of my favorite comfortable lounging pose. I sit like that whenever I get a chance. It's good for the back, hips, and wrists. It doesn't look as good on me though, since I'm an out of shape dude with a hairy back.

/not a bookmark
 
2013-07-20 11:51:37 PM  
25.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-07-20 11:52:55 PM  
www.yourexishot.com
 
2013-07-20 11:54:18 PM  
i1231.photobucket.com
 
2013-07-20 11:54:53 PM  
Beach babes? OK then....
crow202.org
crow202.org
 
2013-07-20 11:55:58 PM  
img801.imageshack.us
 
2013-07-20 11:57:22 PM  
GODDAMNITSOMUCH SUBBY!

It wasn't even a normal "smokin hot". Why?!?

WHY?!?
 
2013-07-20 11:57:25 PM  
upload.wikimedia.org

Her addiction counselor.
 
2013-07-20 11:58:11 PM  
Fishin' for beach babes
i1231.photobucket.com
 
2013-07-21 12:00:09 AM  
i1231.photobucket.com

i1231.photobucket.com
 
2013-07-21 12:01:05 AM  
crow202.org
crow202.org

(...OK, that's second picture's a pool, not a beach, but I don't think anyone will care...)
 
2013-07-21 12:01:17 AM  
That is the worse fitting bathing suit EVR!
 
2013-07-21 12:03:35 AM  
Roasting in a bathing suit...

img541.imageshack.us

Delicious.
 
2013-07-21 12:03:39 AM  

megarian: GODDAMNITSOMUCH SUBBY!

It wasn't even a normal "smokin hot". Why?!?

WHY?!?


You are plenty smoking hot! Just not normal.
 
2013-07-21 12:05:08 AM  
crow202.org
Beach bunnies in daisy dukes! Always good for the soul.

crow202.org
Gentlemen prefer brunettes? Yes, sometimes they do....
 
2013-07-21 12:05:53 AM  
xbradtc.files.wordpress.com

Sorry I was late. Had to deal with a 70th birthday party where some dick spiked the punch.
 
2013-07-21 12:07:21 AM  
Jeez I showed my dad her photos and he's 66 and he said she looked a little rough for being mid 60s. I have to agree until I seen her age as 45. Hard drugs or alcohol will do that to ya I suppose, I can see her having major medical problems by mid 50s, eventually we will be hearing about the latest
problems she has soon enough.

/Im amazed at how strong the human body is, I know some far worse then her and they are living into their 70s, I see no way in hell this woman gets near 70.
 
2013-07-21 12:07:25 AM  

jimmythrust: megarian: GODDAMNITSOMUCH SUBBY!

It wasn't even a normal "smokin hot". Why?!?

WHY?!?

You are plenty smoking hot! Just not normal.


HEY. She's normal enough for Fark.
 
2013-07-21 12:07:49 AM  
So uh... whatever happened to that kid that's in her care?
 
2013-07-21 12:08:23 AM  
nope nope nope nope
 
2013-07-21 12:10:02 AM  

Eyebleach: [xbradtc.files.wordpress.com image 500x333]

Sorry I was late. Had to deal with a 70th birthday party where some dick spiked the punch.


Somebody put there dick in the punch?
 
2013-07-21 12:10:10 AM  

jimmythrust: megarian: GODDAMNITSOMUCH SUBBY!

It wasn't even a normal "smokin hot". Why?!?

WHY?!?

You are plenty smoking hot! Just not normal.


Why, thank you for both observations.

/one time I tried normal, but I was tripping balls for days
//never again
 
2013-07-21 12:11:08 AM  
and yet she gets her photo taken of her while at the beach and published and the rest of us, not so much. 

honestly if she likes what she is wearing and feels comfy in it, who cares.
 
2013-07-21 12:11:27 AM  
www.weblo.com

/some eye bleach for ya
 
2013-07-21 12:13:28 AM  
Hm, she looks like she's wearing a leather coat I used to have.
 
2013-07-21 12:13:50 AM  
crow202.org
Hammocks. Always fun.

crow202.org
Beach? BEACH? This is how you populate the beach!
 
2013-07-21 12:15:05 AM  
i1231.photobucket.com
i1231.photobucket.com

i1231.photobucket.com
 
2013-07-21 12:16:00 AM  

megarian: jimmythrust: megarian: GODDAMNITSOMUCH SUBBY!

It wasn't even a normal "smokin hot". Why?!?

WHY?!?

You are plenty smoking hot! Just not normal.

Why, thank you for both observations.

/one time I tried normal, but I was tripping balls for days
//never again


Which is why you are well-suited for Fark...

/also, eip
//such a sad, sad come-on
///then again, it's fark...
 
2013-07-21 12:16:35 AM  
I clicked on the link, Ray.
 
2013-07-21 12:17:21 AM  

cowgirl toffee: That is the worse fitting bathing suit EVR!


This any better?

i1231.photobucket.com
 
2013-07-21 12:21:07 AM  
graphics8.nytimes.com

Different kind of eye bleach.  Dame might be needing this in a minute.

/Costs $120,000 for a complete treatment course of 4 doses.
 
2013-07-21 12:21:07 AM  

R.A.Danny: cowgirl toffee: That is the worse fitting bathing suit EVR!

This any better?

[i1231.photobucket.com image 215x184]


Well, at least there's something to fill it in.  :P
 
2013-07-21 12:21:48 AM  
crow202.org
crow202.org

Water, sand, hot Asian girls... What else is necessary?  (Er, besides beer....)
 
2013-07-21 12:22:30 AM  
I just clicked on the Heidi Klum topless link on the Femail links to the right.
 
2013-07-21 12:25:55 AM  

jimmythrust: megarian: jimmythrust: megarian: GODDAMNITSOMUCH SUBBY!

It wasn't even a normal "smokin hot". Why?!?

WHY?!?

You are plenty smoking hot! Just not normal.

Why, thank you for both observations.

/one time I tried normal, but I was tripping balls for days
//never again

Which is why you are well-suited for Fark...

/also, eip
//such a sad, sad come-on
///then again, it's fark...


I'm at work! I don't need to be giving my coworkers the vapors!

Just kidding. I work with 50+ year old mentally handicapped/disabled men. I'm pretty sure not a fark would be given, but that would be a hilarious/awful reason to be canned.

/I said "canned"
 
2013-07-21 12:31:01 AM  

Eyebleach: Sorry I was late. Had to deal with a 70th birthday party where some dick spiked the punch.


Hell I'll be the dick spiking the punch at my 70th bday party =)
 
2013-07-21 12:32:32 AM  
crow202.org
crow202.org

More pictures in a similar vein (possibly NSFW). Thank you, and keep reaching for the stairs....
 
2013-07-21 12:33:52 AM  
/reading TFA
// looking at all the picture posted

I see what subby's intention was...
 
2013-07-21 12:40:18 AM  
She's younger than Halle Berry.
 
2013-07-21 12:49:04 AM  
Hey, what's going on in here?
xaxor.com
 
2013-07-21 12:57:39 AM  

megarian: jimmythrust: megarian: jimmythrust: megarian: GODDAMNITSOMUCH SUBBY!

It wasn't even a normal "smokin hot". Why?!?

WHY?!?

You are plenty smoking hot! Just not normal.

Why, thank you for both observations.

/one time I tried normal, but I was tripping balls for days
//never again

Which is why you are well-suited for Fark...

/also, eip
//such a sad, sad come-on
///then again, it's fark...

I'm at work! I don't need to be giving my coworkers the vapors!

Just kidding. I work with 50+ year old mentally handicapped/disabled men. I'm pretty sure not a fark would be given, but that would be a hilarious/awful reason to be canned.

/I said "canned"


Do you have a fainting couch? That's the definitive treatment for the vapors and cases of "Oh my!".
 
2013-07-21 12:58:49 AM  

megarian: I work with 50+ year old mentally handicapped/disabled men.


Perfect.  You shouldn't have any problem dealing with me when you finally get the hell out of Detroit and move out here.
 
2013-07-21 12:59:09 AM  

Dahnkster: Hey, what's going on in here?
[xaxor.com image 640x435]


That chick in the white has a load in her drawers
 
2013-07-21 12:59:27 AM  
memeorama.com
 
2013-07-21 01:02:06 AM  
Bad news, subby. We voted and we've decided we get to kick your ass at the next fark party.
 
2013-07-21 01:04:36 AM  
Is there some way to block these two things so they never show up in my Fark list?

* Anything from UK, like Daily Mail
* Any animated GIF

Those are my two biggest annoyances, otherwise I like Fark.
 
2013-07-21 01:08:30 AM  
img.photobucket.comCarla Brown.
 
2013-07-21 01:14:12 AM  
i232.photobucket.com
 
2013-07-21 01:15:16 AM  
25.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-07-21 01:32:56 AM  
I'd say "kill it with fire," but I'm pretty sure that would only make it worse..somehow...
 
2013-07-21 01:41:09 AM  
tittay sprankles
 
2013-07-21 01:46:04 AM  
It moved, got smaller, and one of my testicles ascended up into my abdomen. Thanks to the many fine farkers posting pics of lovely ladies in bikinis.
 
2013-07-21 01:49:28 AM  
3.bp.blogspot.com
image.brazilianbikinishop.com www.emok.tv
 
2013-07-21 01:54:18 AM  

W.C.fields forever: Eyebleach: [xbradtc.files.wordpress.com image 500x333]

Sorry I was late. Had to deal with a 70th birthday party where some dick spiked the punch.

Somebody put there dick in the punch?


"It wouldn't be a Lemon party without Old Dick!"
- Liz Lemon
 
2013-07-21 02:05:16 AM  
Wasn't she in The Shining?

I remember that scene.
 
2013-07-21 02:09:27 AM  

ReapTheChaos: Opps, I forgot to include a redhead. Not exactly tanned but god bless em anyway.

[photos.modelmayhem.com image 800x533]


Ewwwww!

Well, to each his own. But seriously ... ew.
 
2013-07-21 02:13:28 AM  
You know, If you got me reaaaaallllyyy drunk I wouldnt ever touch that.........

/Just sayin
 
2013-07-21 02:16:23 AM  

R.A.Danny: cowgirl toffee: That is the worse fitting bathing suit EVR!

This any better?

[i1231.photobucket.com image 215x184]


Great, now I'm craving Milk Duds.
 
2013-07-21 02:17:53 AM  

W.C.fields forever: Eyebleach: [xbradtc.files.wordpress.com image 500x333]

Sorry I was late. Had to deal with a 70th birthday party where some dick spiked the punch.

Somebody put there dick in the punch?


Does have a little  whang in it.

/Lawrence. Lawrence of Arabia. He's an English guy. He came to fight the Turkish,
 
2013-07-21 02:26:47 AM  
I just threw up in my mouth.  Thanks subby.
 
2013-07-21 02:55:56 AM  
i34.photobucket.com
 
2013-07-21 03:21:09 AM  
Reminds me of that old WV attraction, The Desiccated Cavern.
 
2013-07-21 03:24:22 AM  
media1.santabanta.comwww.atlantablackstar.com
 
2013-07-21 03:36:13 AM  
Budda's bones...I clicked even tho I knew better....(shudder)

And that thing's actually younger than I am?
 
2013-07-21 04:01:31 AM  
Why are you guys complaining? Her boobs are REAL.
 
2013-07-21 04:33:48 AM  
If I was grilling and I checked and the baby back ribs looked like her I would toss them. Can't be saved they are just overdone.
 
2013-07-21 04:37:02 AM  

born_yesterday: I clicked on the link, Ray.


Link Wray was a leathery but talented guitar player, so you're half right.
 
2013-07-21 04:39:31 AM  

dj_bigbird: What's odd is that there's a thread talking about Helen Mirren elsewhere and she's 20 yrs older and significantly much more hittable.


Helen Thomas is more hittable.
 
2013-07-21 04:53:47 AM  

gibbon1: dj_bigbird: What's odd is that there's a thread talking about Helen Mirren elsewhere and she's 20 yrs older and significantly much more hittable.

Helen Thomas is more hittable.


Anyone for Keller?
 
2013-07-21 05:03:50 AM  
i293.photobucket.com

I hadn't heard she'd relocated to Malibu.
 
2013-07-21 05:13:21 AM  
I don't know why people need their women baked. The sun just gets them all wrinkled. I'm happy to have a pale one. emogothpunk.com
 
2013-07-21 05:16:20 AM  
(mouse hovers over full URL)  Nope!
 
2013-07-21 05:28:34 AM  
What is going on with that suit? It looks like it was designed by a boy scout trying to earn his badge in knot tying. If she just wore something somewhat normal nobody would look twice.
 
2013-07-21 07:08:54 AM  
i.imgur.com
 
2013-07-21 07:24:28 AM  
You people do realize that at some point, "tanning mom" is GOING to do porn, right?
You do understand that, I hope?
 
2013-07-21 07:34:38 AM  

jso2897: You people do realize that at some point, "tanning mom" is GOING to do porn, right?
You do understand that, I hope?


encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com
Don't you wish that evil on me, Ricky Bobby!
 
2013-07-21 07:57:32 AM  

jso2897: You people do realize that at some point, "tanning mom" is GOING to do porn, right?
You do understand that, I hope?


She should get together with octomom and chyna for that.  All that nasty together could trigger the apocalypse!
 
2013-07-21 08:26:27 AM  

Lorelle: Why are you guys complaining? Her boobs are REAL.


If you can touch them they are real
 
2013-07-21 08:38:03 AM  
I'd like that leather tanned and preserved, should make a nice jacket.
 
2013-07-21 08:55:31 AM  
Im sure somebody already said this, but I AM 45 and I look a hell of a lot better than that! Christ! I also do not have any wrinkles. Good genes.
 
2013-07-21 09:07:03 AM  
img547.imageshack.us

/ overused and appropriate
 
2013-07-21 09:31:17 AM  

Badgers:


Perfect.

/good album
 
2013-07-21 09:32:19 AM  
Gaaaah. She looks like something that should be hanging in a charcuterie window. Like a length of dried Italian sausage links.
 
2013-07-21 09:33:45 AM  

jso2897: You people do realize that at some point, "tanning mom" is GOING to do porn, right?
You do understand that, I hope?


She can do whatever she wants, that doesn't mean anyone is going to watch it, unless it's a bait and switch link
 
2013-07-21 09:40:39 AM  
*clicks link*
i1043.photobucket.com
i1043.photobucket.com

/thank you for the eyebleach/candy, gentlemen
 
2013-07-21 09:54:00 AM  
I always show the tanning mom to my 13 year old daughter. It reminds her to use sunscreen daily.
 
2013-07-21 10:02:56 AM  
i.istockimg.com
 
2013-07-21 10:36:10 AM  

PaisleyHunter: Im sure somebody already said this, but I AM 45 and I look a hell of a lot better than that! Christ! I also do not have any wrinkles. Good genes.


I'm 52 and I look better than that.

I feel sorry for the lady, though, since she obviously has some issues and is a drunk. I feel even worse for her husband. If he doesn't bail out soon, I don't know why not.
 
2013-07-21 11:24:35 AM  
img.thesun.co.uk
 
2013-07-21 01:00:57 PM  
I'd say Burn it with Fire but it looks like it has been tried.
 
2013-07-21 01:20:34 PM  
danceswithcrows:

crow202.org
Beach bunnies in daisy dukes! Always good for the soul.

Now that is a proper pair of tiny shorts.

I read of Tanning Mom wearing "tiny white shorts" and had an involuntary shudder. Fortunately they showed a pic which showed that, though tiny I suppose to a Brit, they were merely what I would call normal shorts.
 
2013-07-21 04:26:06 PM  

Rip Dashrock: I thought she lived in a flyover state, but spotted in Malibu? Hell, I can be on Topanga Canyon Blvd in a few minutes, PCH in less than thirty.
Be still, my beating heart.


Malibu is now the Rehab Capital of the World, the wrecks on PCH are more than just cars.
 
2013-07-21 04:43:26 PM  

elvisaintdead: sweet jeebus that's a rough terrifying 45.

[i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x740]


She's 45?  She's two years older than me?  Holy crap.  She looks about 50-60.
 
2013-07-21 09:49:58 PM  
2.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-07-21 10:30:31 PM  
You farking suck, sub.... ok I laffed.

Thanks for reconnecting me with Fark after a week of vacation.
 
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