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(Daily Mail)   Nothing says summer in Malibu better than a heavily tanned beach babe frolicking in the Pacific waves   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 128
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2013-07-21 04:39:31 AM  

dj_bigbird: What's odd is that there's a thread talking about Helen Mirren elsewhere and she's 20 yrs older and significantly much more hittable.


Helen Thomas is more hittable.
 
2013-07-21 04:53:47 AM  

gibbon1: dj_bigbird: What's odd is that there's a thread talking about Helen Mirren elsewhere and she's 20 yrs older and significantly much more hittable.

Helen Thomas is more hittable.


Anyone for Keller?
 
2013-07-21 05:03:50 AM  
i293.photobucket.com

I hadn't heard she'd relocated to Malibu.
 
2013-07-21 05:13:21 AM  
I don't know why people need their women baked. The sun just gets them all wrinkled. I'm happy to have a pale one. emogothpunk.com
 
2013-07-21 05:16:20 AM  
(mouse hovers over full URL)  Nope!
 
2013-07-21 05:28:34 AM  
What is going on with that suit? It looks like it was designed by a boy scout trying to earn his badge in knot tying. If she just wore something somewhat normal nobody would look twice.
 
2013-07-21 07:08:54 AM  
i.imgur.com
 
2013-07-21 07:24:28 AM  
You people do realize that at some point, "tanning mom" is GOING to do porn, right?
You do understand that, I hope?
 
2013-07-21 07:34:38 AM  

jso2897: You people do realize that at some point, "tanning mom" is GOING to do porn, right?
You do understand that, I hope?


encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com
Don't you wish that evil on me, Ricky Bobby!
 
2013-07-21 07:57:32 AM  

jso2897: You people do realize that at some point, "tanning mom" is GOING to do porn, right?
You do understand that, I hope?


She should get together with octomom and chyna for that.  All that nasty together could trigger the apocalypse!
 
2013-07-21 08:26:27 AM  

Lorelle: Why are you guys complaining? Her boobs are REAL.


If you can touch them they are real
 
2013-07-21 08:38:03 AM  
I'd like that leather tanned and preserved, should make a nice jacket.
 
2013-07-21 08:55:31 AM  
Im sure somebody already said this, but I AM 45 and I look a hell of a lot better than that! Christ! I also do not have any wrinkles. Good genes.
 
2013-07-21 09:07:03 AM  
img547.imageshack.us

/ overused and appropriate
 
2013-07-21 09:31:17 AM  

Badgers:


Perfect.

/good album
 
2013-07-21 09:32:19 AM  
Gaaaah. She looks like something that should be hanging in a charcuterie window. Like a length of dried Italian sausage links.
 
2013-07-21 09:33:45 AM  

jso2897: You people do realize that at some point, "tanning mom" is GOING to do porn, right?
You do understand that, I hope?


She can do whatever she wants, that doesn't mean anyone is going to watch it, unless it's a bait and switch link
 
2013-07-21 09:40:39 AM  
*clicks link*
i1043.photobucket.com
i1043.photobucket.com

/thank you for the eyebleach/candy, gentlemen
 
2013-07-21 09:54:00 AM  
I always show the tanning mom to my 13 year old daughter. It reminds her to use sunscreen daily.
 
2013-07-21 10:02:56 AM  
i.istockimg.com
 
2013-07-21 10:36:10 AM  

PaisleyHunter: Im sure somebody already said this, but I AM 45 and I look a hell of a lot better than that! Christ! I also do not have any wrinkles. Good genes.


I'm 52 and I look better than that.

I feel sorry for the lady, though, since she obviously has some issues and is a drunk. I feel even worse for her husband. If he doesn't bail out soon, I don't know why not.
 
2013-07-21 11:24:35 AM  
img.thesun.co.uk
 
2013-07-21 01:00:57 PM  
I'd say Burn it with Fire but it looks like it has been tried.
 
2013-07-21 01:20:34 PM  
danceswithcrows:

crow202.org
Beach bunnies in daisy dukes! Always good for the soul.

Now that is a proper pair of tiny shorts.

I read of Tanning Mom wearing "tiny white shorts" and had an involuntary shudder. Fortunately they showed a pic which showed that, though tiny I suppose to a Brit, they were merely what I would call normal shorts.
 
2013-07-21 04:26:06 PM  

Rip Dashrock: I thought she lived in a flyover state, but spotted in Malibu? Hell, I can be on Topanga Canyon Blvd in a few minutes, PCH in less than thirty.
Be still, my beating heart.


Malibu is now the Rehab Capital of the World, the wrecks on PCH are more than just cars.
 
2013-07-21 04:43:26 PM  

elvisaintdead: sweet jeebus that's a rough terrifying 45.

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She's 45?  She's two years older than me?  Holy crap.  She looks about 50-60.
 
2013-07-21 09:49:58 PM  
2.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-07-21 10:30:31 PM  
You farking suck, sub.... ok I laffed.

Thanks for reconnecting me with Fark after a week of vacation.
 
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