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(Daily Mail)   Nothing says summer in Malibu better than a heavily tanned beach babe frolicking in the Pacific waves   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 128
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2013-07-21 12:07:25 AM  

jimmythrust: megarian: GODDAMNITSOMUCH SUBBY!

It wasn't even a normal "smokin hot". Why?!?

WHY?!?

You are plenty smoking hot! Just not normal.


HEY. She's normal enough for Fark.
 
2013-07-21 12:07:49 AM  
So uh... whatever happened to that kid that's in her care?
 
2013-07-21 12:08:23 AM  
nope nope nope nope
 
2013-07-21 12:10:02 AM  

Eyebleach: [xbradtc.files.wordpress.com image 500x333]

Sorry I was late. Had to deal with a 70th birthday party where some dick spiked the punch.


Somebody put there dick in the punch?
 
2013-07-21 12:10:10 AM  

jimmythrust: megarian: GODDAMNITSOMUCH SUBBY!

It wasn't even a normal "smokin hot". Why?!?

WHY?!?

You are plenty smoking hot! Just not normal.


Why, thank you for both observations.

/one time I tried normal, but I was tripping balls for days
//never again
 
2013-07-21 12:11:08 AM  
and yet she gets her photo taken of her while at the beach and published and the rest of us, not so much. 

honestly if she likes what she is wearing and feels comfy in it, who cares.
 
2013-07-21 12:11:27 AM  
www.weblo.com

/some eye bleach for ya
 
2013-07-21 12:13:28 AM  
Hm, she looks like she's wearing a leather coat I used to have.
 
2013-07-21 12:13:50 AM  
crow202.org
Hammocks. Always fun.

crow202.org
Beach? BEACH? This is how you populate the beach!
 
2013-07-21 12:15:05 AM  
i1231.photobucket.com
i1231.photobucket.com

i1231.photobucket.com
 
2013-07-21 12:16:00 AM  

megarian: jimmythrust: megarian: GODDAMNITSOMUCH SUBBY!

It wasn't even a normal "smokin hot". Why?!?

WHY?!?

You are plenty smoking hot! Just not normal.

Why, thank you for both observations.

/one time I tried normal, but I was tripping balls for days
//never again


Which is why you are well-suited for Fark...

/also, eip
//such a sad, sad come-on
///then again, it's fark...
 
2013-07-21 12:16:35 AM  
I clicked on the link, Ray.
 
2013-07-21 12:17:21 AM  

cowgirl toffee: That is the worse fitting bathing suit EVR!


This any better?

i1231.photobucket.com
 
2013-07-21 12:21:07 AM  
graphics8.nytimes.com

Different kind of eye bleach.  Dame might be needing this in a minute.

/Costs $120,000 for a complete treatment course of 4 doses.
 
2013-07-21 12:21:07 AM  

R.A.Danny: cowgirl toffee: That is the worse fitting bathing suit EVR!

This any better?

[i1231.photobucket.com image 215x184]


Well, at least there's something to fill it in.  :P
 
2013-07-21 12:21:48 AM  
crow202.org
crow202.org

Water, sand, hot Asian girls... What else is necessary?  (Er, besides beer....)
 
2013-07-21 12:22:30 AM  
I just clicked on the Heidi Klum topless link on the Femail links to the right.
 
2013-07-21 12:25:55 AM  

jimmythrust: megarian: jimmythrust: megarian: GODDAMNITSOMUCH SUBBY!

It wasn't even a normal "smokin hot". Why?!?

WHY?!?

You are plenty smoking hot! Just not normal.

Why, thank you for both observations.

/one time I tried normal, but I was tripping balls for days
//never again

Which is why you are well-suited for Fark...

/also, eip
//such a sad, sad come-on
///then again, it's fark...


I'm at work! I don't need to be giving my coworkers the vapors!

Just kidding. I work with 50+ year old mentally handicapped/disabled men. I'm pretty sure not a fark would be given, but that would be a hilarious/awful reason to be canned.

/I said "canned"
 
2013-07-21 12:31:01 AM  

Eyebleach: Sorry I was late. Had to deal with a 70th birthday party where some dick spiked the punch.


Hell I'll be the dick spiking the punch at my 70th bday party =)
 
2013-07-21 12:32:32 AM  
crow202.org
crow202.org

More pictures in a similar vein (possibly NSFW). Thank you, and keep reaching for the stairs....
 
2013-07-21 12:33:52 AM  
/reading TFA
// looking at all the picture posted

I see what subby's intention was...
 
2013-07-21 12:40:18 AM  
She's younger than Halle Berry.
 
2013-07-21 12:49:04 AM  
Hey, what's going on in here?
xaxor.com
 
2013-07-21 12:57:39 AM  

megarian: jimmythrust: megarian: jimmythrust: megarian: GODDAMNITSOMUCH SUBBY!

It wasn't even a normal "smokin hot". Why?!?

WHY?!?

You are plenty smoking hot! Just not normal.

Why, thank you for both observations.

/one time I tried normal, but I was tripping balls for days
//never again

Which is why you are well-suited for Fark...

/also, eip
//such a sad, sad come-on
///then again, it's fark...

I'm at work! I don't need to be giving my coworkers the vapors!

Just kidding. I work with 50+ year old mentally handicapped/disabled men. I'm pretty sure not a fark would be given, but that would be a hilarious/awful reason to be canned.

/I said "canned"


Do you have a fainting couch? That's the definitive treatment for the vapors and cases of "Oh my!".
 
2013-07-21 12:58:49 AM  

megarian: I work with 50+ year old mentally handicapped/disabled men.


Perfect.  You shouldn't have any problem dealing with me when you finally get the hell out of Detroit and move out here.
 
2013-07-21 12:59:09 AM  

Dahnkster: Hey, what's going on in here?
[xaxor.com image 640x435]


That chick in the white has a load in her drawers
 
2013-07-21 12:59:27 AM  
memeorama.com
 
2013-07-21 01:02:06 AM  
Bad news, subby. We voted and we've decided we get to kick your ass at the next fark party.
 
2013-07-21 01:04:36 AM  
Is there some way to block these two things so they never show up in my Fark list?

* Anything from UK, like Daily Mail
* Any animated GIF

Those are my two biggest annoyances, otherwise I like Fark.
 
2013-07-21 01:08:30 AM  
img.photobucket.comCarla Brown.
 
2013-07-21 01:14:12 AM  
i232.photobucket.com
 
2013-07-21 01:15:16 AM  
25.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-07-21 01:32:56 AM  
I'd say "kill it with fire," but I'm pretty sure that would only make it worse..somehow...
 
2013-07-21 01:41:09 AM  
tittay sprankles
 
2013-07-21 01:46:04 AM  
It moved, got smaller, and one of my testicles ascended up into my abdomen. Thanks to the many fine farkers posting pics of lovely ladies in bikinis.
 
2013-07-21 01:49:28 AM  
3.bp.blogspot.com
image.brazilianbikinishop.com www.emok.tv
 
2013-07-21 01:54:18 AM  

W.C.fields forever: Eyebleach: [xbradtc.files.wordpress.com image 500x333]

Sorry I was late. Had to deal with a 70th birthday party where some dick spiked the punch.

Somebody put there dick in the punch?


"It wouldn't be a Lemon party without Old Dick!"
- Liz Lemon
 
2013-07-21 02:05:16 AM  
Wasn't she in The Shining?

I remember that scene.
 
2013-07-21 02:09:27 AM  

ReapTheChaos: Opps, I forgot to include a redhead. Not exactly tanned but god bless em anyway.

[photos.modelmayhem.com image 800x533]


Ewwwww!

Well, to each his own. But seriously ... ew.
 
2013-07-21 02:13:28 AM  
You know, If you got me reaaaaallllyyy drunk I wouldnt ever touch that.........

/Just sayin
 
2013-07-21 02:16:23 AM  

R.A.Danny: cowgirl toffee: That is the worse fitting bathing suit EVR!

This any better?

[i1231.photobucket.com image 215x184]


Great, now I'm craving Milk Duds.
 
2013-07-21 02:17:53 AM  

W.C.fields forever: Eyebleach: [xbradtc.files.wordpress.com image 500x333]

Sorry I was late. Had to deal with a 70th birthday party where some dick spiked the punch.

Somebody put there dick in the punch?


Does have a little  whang in it.

/Lawrence. Lawrence of Arabia. He's an English guy. He came to fight the Turkish,
 
2013-07-21 02:26:47 AM  
I just threw up in my mouth.  Thanks subby.
 
2013-07-21 02:55:56 AM  
i34.photobucket.com
 
2013-07-21 03:21:09 AM  
Reminds me of that old WV attraction, The Desiccated Cavern.
 
2013-07-21 03:24:22 AM  
media1.santabanta.comwww.atlantablackstar.com
 
2013-07-21 03:36:13 AM  
Budda's bones...I clicked even tho I knew better....(shudder)

And that thing's actually younger than I am?
 
2013-07-21 04:01:31 AM  
Why are you guys complaining? Her boobs are REAL.
 
2013-07-21 04:33:48 AM  
If I was grilling and I checked and the baby back ribs looked like her I would toss them. Can't be saved they are just overdone.
 
2013-07-21 04:37:02 AM  

born_yesterday: I clicked on the link, Ray.


Link Wray was a leathery but talented guitar player, so you're half right.
 
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