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(Hawaii News Now)   Parenting tip: naming your child Alkapone Cruz-Balles might not set him up for life as a criminal mastermind   (hawaiinewsnow.com) divider line 36
    More: Amusing, KGMB, KHNL, Hilo, carjacking, Teen charged  
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2013-07-20 11:11:45 PM
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2013-07-20 11:23:17 PM
You know who ELSE was called "cruise balls"?
 
2013-07-20 11:32:21 PM
A carjacking in Hawaii?  Do they even have a chop shop on the big island?
 
2013-07-20 11:33:06 PM
This is why some countries have an approved baby name list.
 
2013-07-20 11:34:51 PM
There was some other kid with a stupid name in the news recently. Anyone remember what it was?
 
2013-07-20 11:35:16 PM
I dont think he will mind prison that much. Just sayin

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2013-07-20 11:35:53 PM

whatshisname: There was some other kid with a stupid name in the news recently. Anyone remember what it was?


Trayvon?
 
2013-07-20 11:38:00 PM
So a child named Alkapone
tried to make that town his own


♪  The night Chicago died....  ♪
 
2013-07-20 11:39:18 PM

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Thats Tom Cruise, what I think you were looking for was

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2013-07-20 11:39:59 PM
Needs a MORON tattoo across his forehead.
 
2013-07-20 11:40:07 PM

mikaloyd: whatshisname: There was some other kid with a stupid name in the news recently. Anyone remember what it was?

Trayvon?


No I think it was Bamboo Flute or something.
 
2013-07-20 11:43:30 PM
I ain't no Kid Chicago,
I ain't no Alkapone,
But there's a windy city,
In my bedroom alone,
 
2013-07-20 11:44:10 PM

mikaloyd: I dont think he will mind prison that much. Just sayin


I'm not gay, but he's a good looking guy. I see a bright future for him as a male escort...in prison. He'll be fine.
 
2013-07-20 11:51:18 PM
Holy shiat....That is actually this imbecile's name.
 
2013-07-20 11:52:26 PM
Cruz-Balles is actually Spanish for Cross-Balls, a medical condition much like being cross-eyed - only it's with the testicles. And you definitely don't want to look at them, or you'll go cross-eyed.
 
2013-07-20 11:52:50 PM

FloydA: You know who ELSE was called "cruise balls"?


George Michael?
 
2013-07-20 11:53:33 PM
Plop plop, fizz fizz, oh, what a dumb name it is.
 
2013-07-20 11:59:10 PM
Alkapone Cruz-Balles, 19, who has no permanent address

There's your problem.
 
2013-07-21 12:00:53 AM
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2013-07-21 12:07:20 AM
something Hawaii something prison Lei something
 
2013-07-21 12:08:38 AM
unauthorized control of a propelled vehicle.

Kid's name isn't the only stupid thing in Hawaii.
 
2013-07-21 12:10:14 AM

Gyrfalcon: Kid's name isn't the only stupid thing in Hawaii.


Police say he then took the keys and took of in the car.

/agreed
 
2013-07-21 12:14:41 AM
 
2013-07-21 12:18:38 AM

mikaloyd: whatshisname: There was some other kid with a stupid name in the news recently. Anyone remember what it was?

Trayvon?


You never wanna go Full Trayvon.
 
2013-07-21 12:30:27 AM
soon to appear on an episode of Dog the Bounty Hunter
 
2013-07-21 12:45:42 AM

Mark Ratner: mikaloyd: I dont think he will mind prison that much. Just sayin

I'm not gay, but he's a good looking guy. I see a bright future for him as a male escort...in prison. He'll be fine.


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2013-07-21 12:47:32 AM
Alpa Chino?
 
2013-07-21 01:08:34 AM
Anyone with the balls to steal a propelled vehicle is alright in my book.
 
2013-07-21 01:16:37 AM

blottoman: Mark Ratner: mikaloyd: I dont think he will mind prison that much. Just sayin

I'm not gay, but he's a good looking guy. I see a bright future for him as a male escort...in prison. He'll be fine.


I would never buy that couch! *shudder*
 
2013-07-21 01:43:09 AM
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2013-07-21 01:47:07 AM
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Gotta get that booty sweat!
 
2013-07-21 04:03:49 AM

mikaloyd: whatshisname: There was some other kid with a stupid name in the news recently. Anyone remember what it was?

Trayvon?


O_o

*clap*

*clap*

*clap*
 
2013-07-21 05:24:04 AM

12349876: A carjacking in Hawaii?  Do they even have a chop shop on the big island?


You clearly don't watch the CBS documentary series Hawaii Five-O.
 
2013-07-21 08:56:20 AM
Did this guy catch him?

languagelog.ldc.upenn.edu
 
2013-07-21 09:07:07 AM

whatshisname: There was some other kid with a stupid name in the news recently. Anyone remember what it was?


There was Rainbow Kilo Rasphoumy recently in Fayetteville AR, but he's 40. Or drinking 40's. Or something.
 
2013-07-21 11:45:51 AM
Just where was he planning to go with a stolen car on a freaking island?
 
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