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2013-07-20 05:29:22 PM
Hah! Serves him right. Too bad the guy didn't go over and slit the guys tires after beating the crap out of him.
 
2013-07-20 05:30:47 PM
Good find subby.

Video could have included more dick stomping, face stomping and a couple of violent knees to the face but I hate sounding like an armchair quarterback.

I'd rate the 'douche who was totally asking for it' beating an 8 out of ten. If we had audible weeping from aforementioned douche it would have gaIned another point or point and a half.
 
2013-07-20 05:30:52 PM

skeedunt: Hah! Serves him right. Too bad the guy didn't go over and slit the guys tires after beating the crap out of him.


Take his car, and cell phone.  Make a few threatening phone calls to important people then crash the car.  This after you beat the shiat out of him and break his clavical so there is no way he's going to be coming after you anytime soon.
 
2013-07-20 05:33:10 PM
Ah, Russia
 
2013-07-20 05:34:29 PM

FrancoFile: Ah, Russia


In Russia this is known as Tuesday.
 
2013-07-20 05:34:50 PM
A+++ will watch again.
 
2013-07-20 05:44:17 PM
Only stupid people fight.
 
2013-07-20 05:45:12 PM
Kepin' it real did not work out well for Mr. Rageypants today
 
2013-07-20 05:50:20 PM
I'm a little surprised firearms were not involved.
 
2013-07-20 05:52:31 PM

studebaker hoch: Only stupid people fight.


He was defending himself.  If that's stupid then you're going to die when it happens to you
 
2013-07-20 05:55:49 PM

studebaker hoch: Only stupid people fight.


Pussy.
 
2013-07-20 05:57:22 PM
Somebody does that to my car I'm fully ramming his ass. Over and over and over.
 
2013-07-20 06:00:06 PM

flucto: Somebody does that to my car I'm fully ramming his ass. Over and over and over.


I think rape might be an excessive overreaction.
 
2013-07-20 06:01:30 PM
So... was the guy with no shirt (that started with no shirt) in the car with the guy that got his ass handed to him... or just a bystander? It's sure looks like the former... but he sure wasn't much help.

/admit that I've done that
//Sure drunk friend, go kick the crap out of those two guys
///I totally got your back.
 
2013-07-20 06:01:39 PM

Boojum2k: flucto: Somebody does that to my car I'm fully ramming his ass. Over and over and over.

I think rape might be an excessive overreaction.


Then I'm going to crash my car into his.
 
2013-07-20 06:02:46 PM
Did I see this first in the Sopranos? Cause I kept thinking this could be something that happened with Tony, Carmela, Meadow and A.J. driving on the NJ Turnpike.
 
2013-07-20 06:02:58 PM

Boojum2k: excessive overreaction.


By the way, anybody who argues with newmoonpuppyhead  is ok with me.
 
2013-07-20 06:04:00 PM

flucto: Boojum2k: flucto: Somebody does that to my car I'm fully ramming his ass. Over and over and over.

I think rape might be an excessive overreaction.

Then I'm going to crash my car into his.


Do you mean "then" as in "instead of" or "afterwards?"
 
2013-07-20 06:05:39 PM

flucto: Boojum2k: excessive overreaction.

By the way, anybody who argues with newmoonpuppyhead  is ok with me.


All the time back in the day, but loved that guy. One of the funniest farkers ever. Did you see the thread where he mistook ear wax cleaning solution for eye drops?
 
2013-07-20 06:07:47 PM
ah.....i remember my first beer.......


good way to get shot.
 
2013-07-20 06:09:10 PM

TwistedIvory: I'm a little surprised firearms were not involved.


Pray 4 Mojo: studebaker hoch: Only stupid people fight.

Pussy.



live by the sword, die by the sword.
 
2013-07-20 06:09:22 PM

Boojum2k: Did you see the thread where he mistook ear wax cleaning solution for eye drops?


Laughed my ass off at that. Was mostly laughing with him. Mostly.
 
2013-07-20 06:10:45 PM

Linux_Yes: live by the sword, die by the sword.


Oddly enough, it is possible to be die by a sword without ever having one in your life.
 
2013-07-20 06:11:22 PM

Pray 4 Mojo: So... was the guy with no shirt (that started with no shirt) in the car with the guy that got his ass handed to him... or just a bystander? It's sure looks like the former... but he sure wasn't much help.

/admit that I've done that
//Sure drunk friend, go kick the crap out of those two guys
///I totally got your back.


He may have been driving the silver SUV that had pulled over just in front of Doucheypants' car.

Also, bravo to the "victim" for dishing out good ole karma.
 
2013-07-20 06:13:04 PM

flucto: Was mostly laughing with him. Mostly.


Same here. Felt bad for him, but at the same time he was typing things like "guys, I think my eye is melting" had me rolling.
 
2013-07-20 06:18:32 PM

Smeggy Smurf: skeedunt: Hah! Serves him right. Too bad the guy didn't go over and slit the guys tires after beating the crap out of him.

Take his car, and cell phone.  Make a few threatening phone calls to important people then crash the car.  This after you beat the shiat out of him and break his clavical so there is no way he's going to be coming after you anytime soon.


No, you stab the sidewalls of his tires with a Phillips head screwdriver and take his driver's license home with you.

You show him what you took, explain what you did to his car and kick him in his exposed damaged face 3 more times.

'He sends one of yours to the hospital you send one of his to the morgue' needs to sound like a Reader's Digest quote compared to what you say to him.

Stupid, angry people don't need a newspaper upside their snout, they need a 1970s era Louisville Slugger that's been hardened in a couple of feet of floodwater for a couple of decades slammed into their skull.
 
2013-07-20 06:21:41 PM

Wall_of_Doodoo: Smeggy Smurf: skeedunt: Hah! Serves him right. Too bad the guy didn't go over and slit the guys tires after beating the crap out of him.

Take his car, and cell phone.  Make a few threatening phone calls to important people then crash the car.  This after you beat the shiat out of him and break his clavical so there is no way he's going to be coming after you anytime soon.

No, you stab the sidewalls of his tires with a Phillips head screwdriver and take his driver's license home with you.

You show him what you took, explain what you did to his car and kick him in his exposed damaged face 3 more times.

'He sends one of yours to the hospital you send one of his to the morgue' needs to sound like a Reader's Digest quote compared to what you say to him.

Stupid, angry people don't need a newspaper upside their snout, they need a 1970s era Louisville Slugger that's been hardened in a couple of feet of floodwater for a couple of decades slammed into their skull.


/backs away from thread, when no one is looking, runs
 
2013-07-20 06:22:44 PM

Wall_of_Doodoo: Smeggy Smurf: skeedunt: Hah! Serves him right. Too bad the guy didn't go over and slit the guys tires after beating the crap out of him.

Take his car, and cell phone.  Make a few threatening phone calls to important people then crash the car.  This after you beat the shiat out of him and break his clavical so there is no way he's going to be coming after you anytime soon.

No, you stab the sidewalls of his tires with a Phillips head screwdriver and take his driver's license home with you.

You show him what you took, explain what you did to his car and kick him in his exposed damaged face 3 more times.

'He sends one of yours to the hospital you send one of his to the morgue' needs to sound like a Reader's Digest quote compared to what you say to him.

Stupid, angry people don't need a newspaper upside their snout, they need a 1970s era Louisville Slugger that's been hardened in a couple of feet of floodwater for a couple of decades slammed into their skull.


Too much effort.  This is in Russia.  Whatever their official goon squad is calling themselves these days can do the work for you.  All you need is one threatening phone call.  Make sure to identify the idiot road rager as the one making the call.  Then go home, have some vodak and enjoy the carnage.
 
2013-07-20 06:38:35 PM

Smeggy Smurf: studebaker hoch: Only stupid people fight.

He was defending himself.  If that's stupid then you're going to die when it happens to you


www.theblaze.com

/ couldnt decide which side to troll
 
2013-07-20 06:39:19 PM
Oh, look!  A couple of drunk, pudgy Russkies dukin'.  They both lack technique.  The road rager was probably more drunk.

I'm just surprised that there aren't more traffic jams in Ruskie-land, given that this is probably the norm there.
 
2013-07-20 06:42:13 PM

Smeggy Smurf: Wall_of_Doodoo: Smeggy Smurf: skeedunt: Hah! Serves him right. Too bad the guy didn't go over and slit the guys tires after beating the crap out of him.

Take his car, and cell phone.  Make a few threatening phone calls to important people then crash the car.  This after you beat the shiat out of him and break his clavical so there is no way he's going to be coming after you anytime soon.

No, you stab the sidewalls of his tires with a Phillips head screwdriver and take his driver's license home with you.

You show him what you took, explain what you did to his car and kick him in his exposed damaged face 3 more times.

'He sends one of yours to the hospital you send one of his to the morgue' needs to sound like a Reader's Digest quote compared to what you say to him.

Stupid, angry people don't need a newspaper upside their snout, they need a 1970s era Louisville Slugger that's been hardened in a couple of feet of floodwater for a couple of decades slammed into their skull.

Too much effort.  This is in Russia.  Whatever their official goon squad is calling themselves these days can do the work for you.  All you need is one threatening phone call.  Make sure to identify the idiot road rager as the one making the call.  Then go home, have some vodak and enjoy the carnage.


No effort at all. Remember 3 facts:

1) a Sears purchased acrylic hammer is ALWAYS a tool, even if it's under the driver' seat, fell outta your toolbox, slid foward under seat, workin man, ya feel me?

2) ulnar or radial deviation on the wrist are both, at best, ackward planes of motion to assess, pure flexion/extension of of the wrist is pure rock and roll, even while holding a hammer.

3) people need to be told. Telling people with a hammer how it is, is a mitzvah, study it out.

Also, CLAVICLE
 
2013-07-20 06:59:58 PM
Ha, guy really got his ass handed to him. I would have said the guy should have held him down until the cops came since he had video of the whole thing but then I remember it was Russia and the cops have better things to do like spending their bribe money on hookers and blow.
 
2013-07-20 07:03:38 PM
Russia is AMAZING!
 
2013-07-20 07:04:23 PM
ITG Patrol out in full force today. Good job, people.
 
2013-07-20 07:04:39 PM

flucto: Somebody does that to my car I'm fully ramming his ass. Over and over and over.


s.mcstatic.com
 
2013-07-20 07:06:42 PM

Wall_of_Doodoo: 1) a Sears purchased acrylic hammer is ALWAYS a tool, even if it's under the driver' seat, fell outta your toolbox, slid foward under seat, workin man, ya feel me?


I prefer my pink tee/soft ball bat. Light enough to easily control with one hand. Rubber grip and stop on the end so it can't easily be bulled out of my hand. Long enough to be used with two hands in a variety of ways. And the best part, "I coach little league officer... that's why I have the bat."

Never used it... I'm too old to bother with getting my ass kicked. It's there just in case.

Would be fun to beat the crap out of some ragey douche with a little girls bat though.
 
2013-07-20 07:08:34 PM

Smeggy Smurf: skeedunt: Hah! Serves him right. Too bad the guy didn't go over and slit the guys tires after beating the crap out of him.

Take his car, and cell phone.  Make a few threatening phone calls to important people then crash the car.  This after you beat the shiat out of him and break his clavical so there is no way he's going to be coming after you anytime soon.


Or you could get your passive-aggressive ass out of the passing lane, thereby avoiding this entire situation. The wrong guy got his butt kicked.
 
2013-07-20 07:09:27 PM
I wish we had footage of the dipshiat yelling "This ain't over motherfarker!"
 
2013-07-20 07:11:18 PM

Wall_of_Doodoo: No effort at all. Remember 3 facts:

1) a Sears purchased acrylic hammer is ALWAYS a tool, even if it's under the driver' seat, fell outta your toolbox, slid foward under seat, workin man, ya feel me?

2) ulnar or radial deviation on the wrist are both, at best, ackward planes of motion to assess, pure flexion/extension of of the wrist is pure rock and roll, even while holding a hammer.

3) people need to be told. Telling people with a hammer how it is, is a mitzvah, study it out.

Also, CLAVICLE


cache.ohinternet.com
 
2013-07-20 07:12:08 PM

Pray 4 Mojo: Wall_of_Doodoo: 1) a Sears purchased acrylic hammer is ALWAYS a tool, even if it's under the driver' seat, fell outta your toolbox, slid foward under seat, workin man, ya feel me?

I prefer my pink tee/soft ball bat. Light enough to easily control with one hand. Rubber grip and stop on the end so it can't easily be bulled out of my hand. Long enough to be used with two hands in a variety of ways. And the best part, "I coach little league officer... that's why I have the bat."

Never used it... I'm too old to bother with getting my ass kicked. It's there just in case.

Would be fun to beat the crap out of some ragey douche with a little girls bat though.


I learned in a thread the other day.squirt some dish detergent on the rest of the bat.If they go to grab it ,they can't.
 
2013-07-20 07:17:23 PM
imageshack.us
Road Rage season must have begun.
 
2013-07-20 07:20:50 PM
In today's episode of Karma...
 
2013-07-20 07:24:42 PM
The driver of the black car was driving like a dickhead, the SUV responded with a brake check (this I'm ok with, the first time) but spoils his high ground by cockblocking a clear douchebag instead of letting him pass.

At this point they're both douches, but it could have been done there.  The moment ricecar wannabe blocks traffic to get out and confront the other driver, he drops down another notch or more.

The SUV driver pops out and delivers a beatdown, once the other guy gives up, he presses the attack further, and drops himself to the same level as the dickless wonder in the faux-ricer.

There are two distinct points in this vid where the SUV driver could have come away as the morally superior person, but chooses to descend to the other man's level.
 
2013-07-20 07:34:32 PM
Not too shabby, but these Russian truckers know how to leave a tip.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EE6VFH_bBkA
 
2013-07-20 08:23:12 PM

Rev.K: Not too shabby, but these Russian truckers know how to leave a tip.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EE6VFH_bBkA


There's no justice like trucker justice.
 
2013-07-20 08:30:19 PM

Rev.K: Not too shabby, but these Russian truckers know how to leave a tip.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EE6VFH_bBkA


Watched it... read the description... still don't understand WTF is going on.
 
2013-07-20 08:35:48 PM

Pray 4 Mojo: Rev.K: Not too shabby, but these Russian truckers know how to leave a tip.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EE6VFH_bBkA

Watched it... read the description... still don't understand WTF is going on.


I got three minutes in, got bored, fast forwarded two minutes, got bored, fast forwarded another two minutes, saw a car flipped over, rewound 30 seconds, watched the car get flipped over, watched the rest, still bored. Did I miss the money shot somewhere?
 
2013-07-20 08:37:01 PM
Beaten by a guy in sandals.  You can't get much lower than that.
 
2013-07-20 08:40:52 PM

Boojum2k: flucto: Somebody does that to my car I'm fully ramming his ass. Over and over and over.

I think rape might be an excessive overreaction.


I laughed way too hard at this.
 
2013-07-20 08:41:47 PM
Chances are the SUV did something to piss the sedan off, which would be why they were filming the sedan react.
 
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