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(Yahoo)   Cameron Diaz, Leslie Mann and Kate Upton in bikinis. God bless summer   (omg.yahoo.com) divider line 49
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2013-07-20 04:37:48 PM
♫ one of these things is not like the others
 
2013-07-20 04:38:40 PM
3 hawt chicks in bikinis? Are there pics? Yes?

Ah, life. Does it get any better?

...tasty adult beverages

Tipsy hawt chicks in bikinis?

Wewt! Thank you, FSM! (and to a lesser degree the modmin who greened this thing)

/In before the sharp knees/no bewbs crowd.
 
2013-07-20 05:10:31 PM

SpikeStrip: ♫ one of these things is not like the others


Came here to say that....
 
2013-07-20 05:11:24 PM
Sptiffy
 
2013-07-20 05:20:43 PM
 
2013-07-20 05:33:26 PM
BOING
 
2013-07-20 05:37:48 PM
See these three hot chicks here? I would totally do them. That's just something I thought you should know about me.
 
2013-07-20 05:40:41 PM

SpikeStrip: ♫ one of these things is not like the others


two flatties and a woman
 
2013-07-20 05:41:17 PM
i.imgur.com
 
2013-07-20 05:41:20 PM
THIS is why global warming is a good thing.  More bikinis for everybody!
 
2013-07-20 05:41:44 PM
Meh.
 
2013-07-20 05:45:26 PM

Coco LaFemme: For the men of Fark, because they don't have nearly enough material to use for wanking.  It's NSFW, if you couldn't guess.


^___^

You are a good person and you should feel good about posting that!
 
2013-07-20 05:56:41 PM
Upton can drink legally now.
Watch for her to balloon up in 3, 2, 1 ...
 
2013-07-20 06:03:21 PM
diaz?  She's ugly and just reminds me of a hepatitis infected whore at a local bar.

No thanks.
 
2013-07-20 06:12:28 PM

HotIgneous Intruder: Upton can drink legally now.
Watch for her to balloon up in 3, 2, 1 ...


Because I'm sure getting a hold of liquor has been such a struggle up till now..
 
2013-07-20 06:34:06 PM

SpikeStrip: ♫ one of these things is not like the others


this.
 
2013-07-20 06:37:38 PM

HotIgneous Intruder: Upton can drink legally now.
Watch for her to balloon up in 3, 2, 1 ...


Yeah, I can definitely see her pulling an Anna Nichole:

media.zenfs.com
 
2013-07-20 06:51:12 PM

Aristocles: HotIgneous Intruder: Upton can drink legally now.
Watch for her to balloon up in 3, 2, 1 ...

Yeah, I can definitely see her pulling an Anna Nichole:

[media.zenfs.com image 300x431]


I'd let her suck on my straw if you know what I mean and you do know what I mean.
 
2013-07-20 07:01:33 PM

Aristocles: HotIgneous Intruder: Upton can drink legally now.
Watch for her to balloon up in 3, 2, 1 ...

Yeah, I can definitely see her pulling an Anna Nichole:

[media.zenfs.com image 300x431]


Hey body type favors the babuschka look coming on all too soon.
 
2013-07-20 07:09:39 PM
Sounds like the game "Fark, marry, kill".
 
2013-07-20 07:15:09 PM
Fark Upton, marry Leslie Mann, KILL CAMERON DIAZ.
 
2013-07-20 07:15:29 PM
Kate Upton has the best breasts in the history of anything, ever.
 
2013-07-20 07:17:49 PM

FinFangFark: Fark Upton, marry Leslie Mann, KILL CAMERON DIAZ.


My first thought as well.  You have good taste.
 
2013-07-20 07:18:15 PM
Cameron Diaz hasn't looked good since she did The Mask. It was a steep downhill slope.
 
2013-07-20 07:24:34 PM

mjohnson71: Sounds like the game "Fark, marry, kill".



Being Mormon, I'd just marry all three.
**rimshot**
 
2013-07-20 07:34:44 PM

Aristocles: HotIgneous Intruder: Upton can drink legally now.
Watch for her to balloon up in 3, 2, 1 ...

Yeah, I can definitely see her pulling an Anna Nichole:

[media.zenfs.com image 300x431]


Looks like the beginnings of a muffin top there
 
2013-07-20 07:35:47 PM
mjohnson71: Sounds like the game "Fark, marry, kill".

Fark: Leslie Marry Kate Kill: Cameron although against different competition they could all have a different outcome.
 
2013-07-20 07:36:45 PM

Coco LaFemme: For the men of Fark, because they don't have nearly enough material to use for wanking.  It's NSFW, if you couldn't guess.



ionenewsone.files.wordpress.com


"You have done well, madam."
 
2013-07-20 08:10:03 PM
fark upton, fark diaz, fark mann, kill myself, for I will have achieved oneness and turn into the space odyssey starchild
 
2013-07-20 08:41:24 PM
Gotta say, If I had to choose between the three, I'd have to go with Leslie Mann. She just seems like she'd put more effort into it.
 
2013-07-20 08:56:23 PM

Aristocles: HotIgneous Intruder: Upton can drink legally now.
Watch for her to balloon up in 3, 2, 1 ...

Yeah, I can definitely see her pulling an Anna Nichole:

[media.zenfs.com image 300x431]


Kate Upton has the corn-fed midwestern girl body.  She'll look amazing if she diets and exercises, but as soon as she stops she'll fatten up real quick.
 
2013-07-20 09:30:35 PM
i would listen to justin timberlake and jay-z sing "forever young" to have a chance at,  wait a minute,
no i wouldn't.
 
2013-07-20 09:36:01 PM
Something , something, this thread is missing something, Oh yeah....
i1068.photobucket.com
 
2013-07-20 09:36:14 PM

FinFangFark: Fark Upton, marry Leslie Mann, KILL CAMERON DIAZ.


I could survive 18 months underground during nuclear winter on Kate Upton's meat.  I'd have to kill her, for the delicious bacon.
 
2013-07-20 09:48:42 PM
Fark Upton, Marry Leslie, Kill Cameron....
100%.

Upton would be fun to have naughty parties with, but Leslie's the one you want to wake up to every morning....
 
2013-07-20 10:06:20 PM
ONLY ONE OF THESE MATTERS.

The YOUNG ONE.

DUMBMITTER.
 
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2013-07-20 10:09:36 PM
"Kate Upton flaunts her bikini bod"

Below the chest she has a body like a jug.  Big breasts, sure, but that's pretty much it...
 
2013-07-20 10:26:11 PM
I'd like a chance to disappoint each one.  Preferable all at once.
 
2013-07-20 11:10:54 PM
www.somanyrecordssolittletime.com
 
2013-07-20 11:17:08 PM
Someone far too old, someone I've never heard of, and a butterface in bikinis.

Yeah, DNRTFA.
 
2013-07-20 11:49:44 PM

ybishop: [www.somanyrecordssolittletime.com image 800x806]


Link
 
2013-07-21 01:34:49 AM
Eh, none of those three are ugly, but the pics aren't that good.
 
2013-07-21 07:29:39 AM

Aristocles: HotIgneous Intruder: Upton can drink legally now.
Watch for her to balloon up in 3, 2, 1 ...

Yeah, I can definitely see her pulling an Anna Nichole:

[media.zenfs.com image 300x431]



And I could definitely see myself being her Howard K. Stern.

//Would devolve into a douchey lawyer for a shot at that.
 
2013-07-21 09:09:43 AM
while ms. upton is in possession of what is perhaps the greatest rack on the planet, she seems to be losing her waist. just an observation, mind you.

/and i would still swim open-mouthed through a sea of vomit just to suck the dick of the last guy who farked her.
 
2013-07-21 09:11:27 AM

stoli n coke: Gotta say, If I had to choose between the three, I'd have to go with Leslie Mann. She just seems like she'd put more effort into it.



I've got something that'd take some effort to put into her, if ya know what i mean, and I think you do.
 
2013-07-21 09:19:53 AM
Out of the 3, I'll go with Leslie Mann.  Seems far more comfortable with herself.  Low maintenance, sneaky hot and seems like she'd be a lot of fun.
 
2013-07-21 10:33:43 PM

SpikeStrip: ♫ one of these things is not like the others


shiat, that was literally my first thought.
 
2013-07-22 12:24:27 AM

elvindeath: Out of the 3, I'll go with Leslie Mann.  Seems far more comfortable with herself.  Low maintenance, sneaky hot and seems like she'd be a lot of fun.


The others aren't even in the running.
 
2013-07-22 04:49:29 AM

luidprand: elvindeath: Out of the 3, I'll go with Leslie Mann.  Seems far more comfortable with herself.  Low maintenance, sneaky hot and seems like she'd be a lot of fun.

The others aren't even in the running.


I must be getting old because I agree.  Leslie Mann is the winner going away.
 
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