Somaticasual: This new is so shocking, that shooting pain in my left arm is...
cowgirl toffee: Somaticasual: This new is so shocking, that shooting pain in my left arm is...It's probably just this in your arteries......just don't make it mad and you'll be fine.
Somaticasual: If you're eating mcdonalds, you've already settled on "Fast" rather than "Healthy".. let's just be honest.
DubtodaIll: cowgirl toffee: Somaticasual: This new is so shocking, that shooting pain in my left arm is...It's probably just this in your arteries......just don't make it mad and you'll be fine.That stuff is great though, just play it some upbeat music and the cover yourself in it, you'll be in the absolute best mood.
ArcadianRefugee: Of course not. Those are meaningless numbers.You wanna make those numbers mean something? Maybe also include a small chart in the back like this one or this one, showing "If you are a 180 man, to burn off just one Big Mac (550 cal.), you'll have to...do high-impact aerobics for one hour...go hiking (with pack) for one hour...row a canoe for one hour...bicycle at 12mph for one hour...go running at 5mph for one hour...play soccer for one hour (and not as the goalkeeper)etc.
Molavian: For fark's sake. Eating anything in excess is unhealthy.
bbcard1: Molavian: For fark's sake. Eating anything in excess is unhealthy.Just ask Michael Douglas.
cowgirl toffee: Somaticasual: This new is so shocking, that shooting pain in my left arm is...It's probably just this in your arteries...[img59.imageshack.us image 400x300]...just don't make it mad and you'll be fine.
Coming on a Bicycle: cowgirl toffee: Somaticasual: ...I've seen that picture so many times - what *is* that? I mean, I assume by now that it must be some kind of meat (although the first time I saw it, I thought it was icecream, or some sort of industrial foam). But even if it is meat - then either the colorization of the picture is way off, or it is some kind of meat that really isn't meat. Meat doesn't have that color. And it doesn't get packaged like that, right?Right?
Aristocles: Of course not, it's Monopoly time!
Neighborhood Watch: Does a hamburger at McDonalds have more calories than a hamburger anywhere else? I doubt it. Besides, you can have salad and tea there, if you want.I've never understood the leftist/marxist obsession with McDonalds. Why don't Ben & Jerry partner with Moochelle Obama and create a competing fast food chain that serves the items that liberals demand Americans eat? Like, why not do THAT? If 'you know best', then it should be a huge, money-making bonanza and everybody wins!
Oldiron_79: FunkOut: McDonalds does better for calorie count than a lot of the other fast food and dining places.One large caramel milkshake at Wendys is over 1000 calories alone.If I'm gonna drink calories its gonna be whisky. Much more effect than caramel milkshake
jjorsett: It'll make a lot of difference when the fatsos start suing McDonald's for making them fat. Just like the cigarette companies did with warning labels, McDonald's will just point and say, "You were warned."
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