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(Deslidefied)   You like Cosplay, and you like women in body paint. Bonus: deslidified (Not really that safe for work)   (deslide.clusterfake.net ) divider line
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2013-07-20 09:14:44 AM  
Deslided links are a bonus now? I'll never understand why people have a problem with slideshows, like it's so hard to click a mouse button.
 
2013-07-20 09:23:21 AM  
#5...

www.militaryphotos.net
 
2013-07-20 09:25:51 AM  
they weren't too bad until #6, then the NSFWish-ness went WAY up.
 
2013-07-20 11:05:07 AM  
Who are these beautiful creatures?
 
2013-07-20 11:35:49 AM  
I'd smear that.
 
2013-07-20 11:39:57 AM  

ReapTheChaos: Deslided links are a bonus now? I'll never understand why people have a problem with slideshows, like it's so hard to click a mouse button.


Because most slideshow like to reload the whole page when you click "next"
 
2013-07-20 11:44:25 AM  
Gives a pleasant new meaning to "bat-nipples"
 
2013-07-20 11:52:56 AM  
Does it qualify as Cosplay if it was taken specifically for porn?

That's a matter of opinion, I suppose.
 
2013-07-20 11:54:33 AM  

hardinparamedic: Does it qualify as Cosplay if it was taken specifically for porn?

That's a matter of opinion, I suppose.


Picky, picky, picky...
 
2013-07-20 11:58:02 AM  

wombatsrus: Picky, picky, picky...


Sorry. I'm not trying to be, but I do think it's a good idea to identify what is erotic art, and what is actual cosplay.

fc02.deviantart.net

24.media.tumblr.com
www.liveforfilms.com
media.techeblog.com

That's cosplay to me. This is erotic art.
 
2013-07-20 12:01:02 PM  
"Image #4: Bodypaint Cosplay: Night Lady
Not sure who she's suppose to be but that's okay."

Really? The cat ears, and the cat paws didn't give it away?
 
2013-07-20 12:04:27 PM  
That's a whole lotta photoshop.
 
2013-07-20 12:13:43 PM  
Image #10:Bodypaint Cosplay: Two Face 

More like Mystique/Rogue/RedPhoenix wtf amalgamation?
 
2013-07-20 12:22:11 PM  
i-l-i-k-e.us
 
2013-07-20 12:33:12 PM  

foo monkey: That's a whole lotta photoshop.


THIS....

Seriously...
 
2013-07-20 12:37:37 PM  
That Spider Woman at the end could spin my webbing, if you know what I mean...
 
2013-07-20 12:54:19 PM  
Walt_Jizzney:

Only one of those looked to be out in a public place. The rest were modeling photos.

So yeah, they're AWs in the same way that every person whose had a professional take their picture is an AW.
 
2013-07-20 01:00:47 PM  

hardinparamedic: wombatsrus: Picky, picky, picky...

Sorry. I'm not trying to be, but I do think it's a good idea to identify what is erotic art, and what is actual cosplay.

That's cosplay to me. This is erotic art.


That second one looms like he might have a bit of an infection. May want to get that looked at.
 
2013-07-20 01:08:57 PM  
mimg.ugo.com
 
2013-07-20 01:19:27 PM  
Not enough nipples.  Not enough airbrushing either, too much adobe.
 
2013-07-20 01:21:50 PM  

El Dudereno: hardinparamedic: wombatsrus: Picky, picky, picky...

Sorry. I'm not trying to be, but I do think it's a good idea to identify what is erotic art, and what is actual cosplay.

That's cosplay to me. This is erotic art.

That second one looms like he might have a bit of an infection. May want to get that looked at.


It turned out better than his mom did.
25.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-07-20 01:23:34 PM  
I'd paint that
 
2013-07-20 01:24:07 PM  
The Mystique is spectacular.
 
2013-07-20 01:31:18 PM  

Arachnophobe: Really? The cat ears, and the cat paws didn't give it away?


Which is funny considering he has two other Catwomen in there.
 
2013-07-20 01:45:28 PM  

ReapTheChaos: Deslided links are a bonus now? I'll never understand why people have a problem with slideshows, like it's so hard to click a mouse button.


Slideshows just exist to let websites up their click count for advertising dollars when they could easily put everything on one page.  It reduces usability in the name of revenue.  I'm happy to support the circumvention of such shenanigans.
 
2013-07-20 01:47:10 PM  
hardinparamedic:

24.media.tumblr.com

"Alternate-universe steroid-free Weapon Brown" seems a bit of a reach, but okay.
 
2013-07-20 02:03:37 PM  

ReapTheChaos: Deslided links are a bonus now? I'll never understand why people have a problem with slideshows, like it's so hard to click a mouse button.



Well, I'm sure some Farker would be willing to Reslidify it for you if you would just ask.
 
2013-07-20 02:07:38 PM  

jfarkinB: Weapon Brown


Edward Elric

r24.imgfast.net
 
2013-07-20 02:15:03 PM  
I need paint stripper right now. STAT!
 
2013-07-20 02:18:30 PM  

Walt_Jizzney: [i-l-i-k-e.us image 640x590]


No shiat, turd.  Why else would someone dress up as a character for a convention?
 
2013-07-20 02:19:23 PM  

Sinister 161: I need to paint a stripper right now. STAT!


FTFY
 
2013-07-20 02:33:55 PM  
#4 Night-lady?  Seriously?  You don't recognize Catwoman when you see it?  Someone needs to revoke that dude's nerd-card.
 
2013-07-20 02:37:23 PM  

mooseyfate: #4 Night-lady?  Seriously?  You don't recognize Catwoman when you see it?  Someone needs to revoke that dude's nerd-card.


I'm also fairly certain the one he calls 'Military Girl' is Lara Croft.
 
2013-07-20 02:40:14 PM  
WTF? They all appear to have some disease that makes their areola/nipples flat and featureless.
 
2013-07-20 02:40:46 PM  

TuteTibiImperes: mooseyfate: #4 Night-lady?  Seriously?  You don't recognize Catwoman when you see it?  Someone needs to revoke that dude's nerd-card.

I'm also fairly certain the one he calls 'Military Girl' is Lara Croft.


Calling Mystique "Two-Face" just because she's half Rogue is also pretty farking stupid.  But not nearly as stupid as having Wolverine also painted on that same chick.  WTF?
 
2013-07-20 02:41:23 PM  

Holographic Shimmering Pork: WTF? They all appear to have some disease that makes their areola/nipples flat and featureless.


It's called "Mattel Doll Syndrome" and it's very serious.  Thanks for being sensitive about it.
 
2013-07-20 02:47:16 PM  

Holographic Shimmering Pork: WTF? They all appear to have some disease that makes their areola/nipples flat and featureless.


These may help

Body Paint Asuka (very not safe for work)

Body Paint Supergirl (also not safe for work)

Body Paint ST:TNG Cast (not safe for work)
 
2013-07-20 02:54:47 PM  

Holographic Shimmering Pork: WTF? They all appear to have some disease that makes their areola/nipples flat and featureless.


It's called photoshopitis. Symptoms include having NSFW pictures safe to see at work.
 
2013-07-20 02:59:11 PM  

hardinparamedic: Holographic Shimmering Pork: WTF? They all appear to have some disease that makes their areola/nipples flat and featureless.

It's called photoshopitis. Symptoms include having NSFW pictures safe to see at work.


Family friendly:

i.infopls.com

The Horror!

geomart.com
 
2013-07-20 02:59:50 PM  

TuteTibiImperes: hardinparamedic: Holographic Shimmering Pork: WTF? They all appear to have some disease that makes their areola/nipples flat and featureless.

It's called photoshopitis. Symptoms include having NSFW pictures safe to see at work.

Family friendly:

[i.infopls.com image 480x330]

The Horror!

[geomart.com image 600x373]


Who said fark is not your personal erotica site. I've already rubbed three out to that hot, hot picture.
 
2013-07-20 03:31:00 PM  

hardinparamedic: TuteTibiImperes: hardinparamedic: Holographic Shimmering Pork: WTF? They all appear to have some disease that makes their areola/nipples flat and featureless.

It's called photoshopitis. Symptoms include having NSFW pictures safe to see at work.

Family friendly:

[i.infopls.com image 480x330]

The Horror!

[geomart.com image 600x373]

Who said fark is not your personal erotica site. I've already rubbed three out to that hot, hot picture.


I was okay until I got to the Grand Tetons.
 
2013-07-20 04:20:34 PM  
This is the most normal boner I've had in a while.
 
2013-07-20 04:34:00 PM  
How nice of them to Photoshop out all the naughty bits.

Wait, no ... the other thing ...

How sh*tty of them to  Photoshop out all the naughty bits.
 
2013-07-20 06:51:27 PM  

mooseyfate: TuteTibiImperes: mooseyfate: #4 Night-lady?  Seriously?  You don't recognize Catwoman when you see it?  Someone needs to revoke that dude's nerd-card.

I'm also fairly certain the one he calls 'Military Girl' is Lara Croft.

Calling Mystique "Two-Face" just because she's half Rogue is also pretty farking stupid.  But not nearly as stupid as having Wolverine also painted on that same chick.  WTF?


All of this.

Also, Spidey with the cute pose and pink spidey undies wins the thing for me.

/My spidey sense, it's a tingling! ^_^
 
2013-07-20 07:03:09 PM  

ReapTheChaos: Deslided links are a bonus now? I'll never understand why people have a problem with slideshows, like it's so hard to click a mouse button.


57 times.

This isn't 1995 any more; bandwidth has improved. Just gimme the page and images and go away.
 
2013-07-20 07:09:30 PM  

gnosis301: Walt_Jizzney: [i-l-i-k-e.us image 640x590]

No shiat, turd.  Why else would someone dress up as a character for a convention?


Mental disorder? Part of their job? Laundry day?
 
2013-07-20 07:32:21 PM  

ArcadianRefugee: ReapTheChaos: Deslided links are a bonus now? I'll never understand why people have a problem with slideshows, like it's so hard to click a mouse button.

57 times.

This isn't 1995 any more; bandwidth has improved. Just gimme the page and images and go away.


I only count 15.
 
2013-07-20 08:06:15 PM  
Eh, depends on where you work
 
2013-07-20 08:52:45 PM  

gnosis301: Walt_Jizzney: [i-l-i-k-e.us image 640x590]

No shiat, turd.  Why else would someone dress up as a character for a convention?


because... Fun? Creativity? Because they're adults and they can do so?

You must be a blast at parties.
 
2013-07-21 01:56:15 PM  

ReapTheChaos: ArcadianRefugee: ReapTheChaos: Deslided links are a bonus now? I'll never understand why people have a problem with slideshows, like it's so hard to click a mouse button.

57 times.

This isn't 1995 any more; bandwidth has improved. Just gimme the page and images and go away.

I only count 15.


Slideshows are ok if the site is using an iframe or jscript to contain the slideshow.  The problem is all the sites that are jammed full of slideshows and ads and the slideshow "next" button actually loads an entirely new webpage, including all the extra crap on screen, and then they have ads on the page that pop-over, or have autoplay audio or video. While I use ad-block at home I don't have it installed on every PC I access the web from.
 
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