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(TMZ)   Kanye West named as felony suspect for attempted robbery. Now if he only knew a powerful Hollywood family with legal connections and whose father used to defend seemingly unwinnable cases   (tmz.com) divider line 48
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2013-07-20 11:38:40 AM  
14 votes:
media.salon.com

That could have been me 15 years ago.
2013-07-20 11:20:42 AM  
8 votes:
His gone into hiding in Kim's massive back passage, he took provisions for at least a month (Fiji Water and a mirror) so good luck getting any justice out of this nonsensical cock-muffin this side of the case being dismissed due to him being famous or whatever it is anyone who does bad things but is famous uses as defense.
2013-07-20 09:32:59 AM  
7 votes:
If there has ever been a time for cops to try to top the beating delivered to Rodney King while making an arrest, I vote for now.

God, you have no idea how much I hope his cell phone looks like an AK-47 to who ever gets the privilege of taking him into custody.
2013-07-20 10:20:21 AM  
6 votes:
Kanye West doesn't care about paparazzi people....
2013-07-20 01:53:54 PM  
5 votes:
QUICK!! START RUNNING THIS PICTURE!!

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2013-07-20 11:43:00 AM  
5 votes:
If I had a son, he would look like Kanye's mother.
2013-07-20 11:57:54 AM  
4 votes:
0.tqn.com
2013-07-20 11:46:21 AM  
4 votes:

texdent: The stories North West will have when she grows up


He could call his autobiography North by North West.

/he was only sampling the title.
2013-07-20 11:29:03 AM  
4 votes:

Elegy: If Kanye West had been white, he wouldn't be facing charges. Another example of our racist judicial system.


Being white rocks!

Thanks mom!
2013-07-20 11:01:57 AM  
4 votes:
Kanye West and the paparazzi? I can't think of the last time I wanted both sides of an issue to lose so badly.
2013-07-20 12:24:04 PM  
3 votes:
Imma let you finish, but I just want to say that OJ Simpson is the best celebrity attempted robber OF ALL TIME
2013-07-20 12:07:06 PM  
3 votes:
Rich Black People Problems
2013-07-20 11:58:49 AM  
3 votes:
media.salon.com
If I had a son, he would have looked like Kanye.. And fought like a sissy.
2013-07-20 11:44:32 AM  
3 votes:
I've hated that dude ever since he peed on that underage girl.
2013-07-20 11:29:16 AM  
3 votes:

miss diminutive: Kanye West and the paparazzi? I can't think of the last time I wanted both sides of an issue to lose so badly.


Same here. I was cheering for a sinkhole to open up.
2013-07-20 11:29:07 AM  
3 votes:
I hope they serve fish dicks in prison you lyrical genius, you.
2013-07-20 10:26:10 AM  
3 votes:
If Kanye West had been white, he wouldn't be facing charges. Another example of our racist judicial system.
2013-07-20 09:34:55 AM  
3 votes:
The stories North West will have when she grows up
2013-07-20 12:39:40 PM  
2 votes:
Well that's kanye's first hit in a long time.
2013-07-20 11:37:02 AM  
2 votes:

p the boiler: along with the people at the pubs, should be subject to one nut/bag punch daily.


What did they do?

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2013-07-20 11:36:26 AM  
2 votes:
The worst part is that this seems to be every paparazzi's dream, they constantly try to goad the people they are stalking....err, photographing. The prospect of Kanye going to jail is hilarious though. He will throw such a shiat-fit when he finds out the thread count of his jumpsuit.
2013-07-20 11:20:59 AM  
2 votes:
J4K, #swag, YOLO.
2013-07-20 10:51:33 AM  
2 votes:

Elegy: If Kanye West had been white, he wouldn't be facing charges. Another example of our racist judicial system.


OMG, Sean Penn is black? When did this happen? How come nobody told me?

/ dumbass racism is dumbass racism
2013-07-20 10:29:37 AM  
2 votes:
Refer them to the DA for the Zimmerman trial, they would charge him with Crimes Against Humanity.
2013-07-20 05:00:29 PM  
1 votes:

oryx: I don't know what that scuffle was, but it was not attempted robbery. Maybe attempted destruction of property. Paparazzi are scum. People should be allowed to beat them up and destroy their cameras, even Kanye West.



I disagree. Celebrities would run rampant and destroy our cities and neighborhoods without their natural predators, the paparazzi, to keep their numbers thinned out and control the herd.
2013-07-20 02:39:47 PM  
1 votes:
At times like this I think they should fight to the death and then shoot the winner.
2013-07-20 01:28:01 PM  
1 votes:
Hey, I'm gonna let you finish, but...
upload.wikimedia.org
Jesse James was the best robber of all time!  Of all time!

2013-07-20 01:24:35 PM  
1 votes:

PsiChick: steerforth: Bith Set Me Up: ElLoco: [i.imgur.com image 400x237]

Ripley said it first. Hicks was saying it in concurrence with her.

/End nitpick

I agree. That has always pissed me off.

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I seriously need to watch that movie just to watch Ripley being aweseom.


Ripley: I say we take off and nuke the entire site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.
Hudson: Fu##in' A!
Burke: Hold on a second. This installation has a substantial dollar value attached to it.
Ripley: They can bill me.
2013-07-20 01:18:31 PM  
1 votes:

steerforth: Princess Diana used to ring up paps and tell them where she'd be, but apparently they are responsible for her death.


It's what Princess Diana would have wanted.
2013-07-20 12:56:38 PM  
1 votes:
"Hey mom, why are you famous?"
"I had sex with Ray-J on film!"
"Hey dad, why are you famous?"
"I told some cracker biatch to give me the mic on TV, and had sex with Ray-J's leftovers. That's why you're here today. You sure do look like Reggie today."
2013-07-20 12:53:58 PM  
1 votes:
The Kardashians and the paparazzi have a symbiotic relationship and one cannot live without the other. When Kanye assaults a photographer it should be considered attempted murder on Kim.
2013-07-20 12:51:19 PM  
1 votes:
I've often thought that the defense against paparazzo might be to hire your own photographer to follow you around and, when other photogs show up, constantly take the same pictures, which you'd offer on a website for free. You'd make any papparazzi's pictures essentially valueless, and they'd find more lucrative targets.
2013-07-20 12:19:07 PM  
1 votes:
www.betcheslovethis.com
2013-07-20 12:19:01 PM  
1 votes:
I dislike both participants.  I will side with the cops who beat the crap out of both of them.

Two pussy biatches in a slap fight and neither one is pretty.
2013-07-20 12:17:14 PM  
1 votes:

Bith Set Me Up: ElLoco: [i.imgur.com image 400x237]

Ripley said it first. Hicks was saying it in concurrence with her.

/End nitpick


I agree. That has always pissed me off.

i1126.photobucket.com
2013-07-20 12:09:53 PM  
1 votes:
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2013-07-20 12:09:12 PM  
1 votes:
I love to hate on Kanye, but the video makes it look not so bad on his part.  He wasn't punching or kicking, just trying to wrestle away the camera.

I am conflicted since I dislike both the paparazzi and Kanye, but i will side with Kanye on this one.
2013-07-20 12:02:05 PM  
1 votes:
I feel so conflicted.  I hate paparazzi but...I also hate Kanye West.  I...don't know which hate to let win on the inside.
2013-07-20 11:56:37 AM  
1 votes:

tzzhc4: I hate the paparazzi and the trash they spew but I dislike Kanye and his attention whore wife even more


The fact you automatically assume they're married because they have a kid and call her a whore shows how hilariously regressive you are.
And why exactly do you consider Kim Kardashian a whore. For what? Someone releases a sex tape of her and she is able to shrug it off, take advantage of the attention and make even more money? How dare she! She's a woman !  Why doesn't she know her place?

/sorry you don't have sex
//also not his wife
2013-07-20 11:47:33 AM  
1 votes:
That was really pathetic assault.  Camera douche had to go to the hospital for that?  Reminds me of the time this old lady slowly fell (read: laid down) in the nasty water of an overflowing toilet to try and sue this restaurant I was at.  Everyone just handed the manager their cards and told them to call if the biatch really proceeded to sue.  I've been in more life threatening situations on the playground.
2013-07-20 11:40:39 AM  
1 votes:

spidermilk: My least favorite part of the video is when all the other paparazzi do nothing to help, but then when the guy who had his camera stolen gets free from Kanye they are like 'WHOA ARE YOU OKAY??? ARE YOU OKAY?'

And that is why I hate LA.


Everyone in l.a. isn't a either paparazzo or a celebrity. There are plumbers, bartenders, lawyers and desk jockeys just like where you live.
2013-07-20 11:33:24 AM  
1 votes:
My least favorite part of the video is when all the other paparazzi do nothing to help, but then when the guy who had his camera stolen gets free from Kanye they are like 'WHOA ARE YOU OKAY??? ARE YOU OKAY?'

And that is why I hate LA.
2013-07-20 11:30:05 AM  
1 votes:

miss diminutive: Kanye West and the paparazzi? I can't think of the last time I wanted both sides of an issue to lose so badly.


Yeah, really now.
2013-07-20 11:29:06 AM  
1 votes:
This whole thing just seems like a publicity stunt.
2013-07-20 11:25:05 AM  
1 votes:
24.media.tumblr.com
2013-07-20 11:24:22 AM  
1 votes:
i.imgur.com
2013-07-20 11:23:58 AM  
1 votes:
Hmm, looked more like an assault hugging. Maybe we need to ban hugs.
2013-07-20 11:09:14 AM  
1 votes:

Elegy: If Kanye West had been white, he wouldn't be facing charges.


Or maybe if he just wasn't an asshole.
 
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