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(TMZ)   Go ahead & update your Celebrity Deathwatch, Amanda Bynes is taking the lead   (tmz.com) divider line 76
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13368 clicks; posted to Entertainment » on 20 Jul 2013 at 8:38 AM (1 year ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2013-07-20 02:06:49 AM
I take no pleasure from putting her in my deadpool. Can't argue with the cold equations.
 
2013-07-20 02:26:05 AM

bingethinker: Can't argue with the cold equations.


We're throwing her out the airlock?
 
2013-07-20 04:43:26 AM

Boojum2k: bingethinker: Can't argue with the cold equations.

We're throwing her out the airlock?


More like she's inching towards the airlock and nobody's around to stop her.
 
2013-07-20 05:58:04 AM
Being rude to hotel staff and smoking weed pushes her to the front of a Deathpool? Hell, under that logic if we handed Russel Crowe a blunt he'd explode.
 
2013-07-20 08:40:41 AM
Amanda was scheduled to check out at noon, but the hotel staff had had enough ... and kicked her out several hours before mandatory check out.

You've been a problem for three days, and we've HAD it!  You thought you were going to leave at noon on Thursday?  Try Nine o'clock!  Take THAT.
 
2013-07-20 08:41:04 AM
Blue hair is never a good idea.  Just saying.
 
2013-07-20 08:48:33 AM
"But that's not it ... we're told Amanda was unspeakably rude to the hotel staff, telling the front desk girl she was "too ugly" to check her in.  We're told Amanda then offered her plastic surgeon's services to the desk girl in question ... and the tears started flowing."

So, she wasn't checked in?  Or shouldn't have been.(just got home from work after a busy, sold out night at my hotel)
 
2013-07-20 08:49:21 AM

MorrisBird: Blue hair is never a good idea.  Just saying.


Certainly doesn't go well when insulting someone else's appearance.
 
2013-07-20 09:10:08 AM
I do not have a dog in this race, although, in the event she kicks the bukkett, I suggest she get on making a sex tape soon.
 
2013-07-20 09:11:37 AM
Subby, hate to break it to you, but smoking a joint and being mean to a desk clerk doesn't exactly push this chick into Keith Richards territory.
 
2013-07-20 09:14:07 AM
Keith Richards is immortal!  He puts Vigoda to shame.  He's the farking Vampire Lestat.
 
2013-07-20 09:14:29 AM
I'm inclined to ignore this person from now on, I don't see why she exists and I don't imagine knowing anything about her will enhance my life.
 
2013-07-20 09:16:00 AM

MorrisBird: Keith Richards is immortal!  He puts Vigoda to shame.  He's the farking Vampire Lestat.


I know. I was just inferring the fact that he's been in the top 5 of a lot of dead pool lists since 1972.
 
2013-07-20 09:17:38 AM

MorrisBird: Blue hair is never a good idea.  Just saying.


Meh, I can think of two exceptions:

images.quickblogcast.com

25.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-07-20 09:19:42 AM

Incorrigible Astronaut: MorrisBird: Blue hair is never a good idea.  Just saying.

Meh, I can think of two exceptions:

[images.quickblogcast.com image 360x238]

[25.media.tumblr.com image 500x346]


I'd suggest that the Japanese girl in Pacific Rim looked better, with just a little blue.
 
2013-07-20 09:24:02 AM
What a twunt!

/can someone show her how to properly roll a joint?
//I would bang her
///from behind, with my junk well-wrapped
 
2013-07-20 09:27:52 AM
I wouldn't have checked her in.
 
2013-07-20 09:28:15 AM

stoli n coke: Subby, hate to break it to you, but smoking a joint and being mean to a desk clerk doesn't exactly push this chick into Keith Richards territory.


Maybe the desk clerk is Yakuza?
 
2013-07-20 09:30:28 AM
No joke if I walked in on this crazy hoe making my lady cry at her job I would deliver a right cross that would knock her 100 pound ass into the nearest wall.
 
2013-07-20 09:30:34 AM
"In case you're wondering where Amanda's going next -- "

--i1073.photobucket.com
 
2013-07-20 09:32:18 AM

Alphax: Incorrigible Astronaut: MorrisBird: Blue hair is never a good idea.  Just saying.

Meh, I can think of two exceptions:

[images.quickblogcast.com image 360x238]

[25.media.tumblr.com image 500x346]

I'd suggest that the Japanese girl in Pacific Rim looked better, with just a little blue.


First thing I thought of as well. Just saw the movie last night. Damn that was a sweet movie!
 
2013-07-20 09:35:55 AM

Relatively Obscure: Amanda was scheduled to check out at noon, but the hotel staff had had enough ... and kicked her out several hours before mandatory check out.

You've been a problem for three days, and we've HAD it!  You thought you were going to leave at noon on Thursday?  Try Nine o'clock!  Take THAT.


It's much, much worse that that. A source tells me he was denied express checkout.
 
2013-07-20 09:38:19 AM
Put an "s" in front of "he" while I get either a coffee or a beer.
 
2013-07-20 09:45:34 AM

MorrisBird: Blue hair is never a good idea.  Just saying.


do you really want to miss out on this hot piece

24.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-07-20 09:49:00 AM
She deserves a smack in the mouth.
 
2013-07-20 09:53:16 AM

Boojum2k: bingethinker: Can't argue with the cold equations.

We're throwing her out the airlock?


The execs meddled and they're cutting off your legs.

/Tammy Duckworth approves
//window, please
 
2013-07-20 10:01:55 AM

stoli n coke: Subby, hate to break it to you, but smoking a joint and being mean to a desk clerk doesn't exactly push this chick into Keith Richards territory.


MmmmBacon: Being rude to hotel staff and smoking weed pushes her to the front of a Deathpool? Hell, under that logic if we handed Russel Crowe a blunt he'd explode.


The way I'm taking it is, sooner or later, she's gonna mouth off to the wrong person and end up with a bullet in her head or something.
 
2013-07-20 10:04:16 AM
Wow, she was "forced" out hours before her noon checkout and was already on a plane back to LA.

Sounds like she left as planned.
 
2013-07-20 10:06:38 AM

Waldo Pepper: MorrisBird: Blue hair is never a good idea.  Just saying.

do you really want to miss out on this hot piece

[24.media.tumblr.com image 640x480]


wow someone made an "are you being served?' joke. Bravo you don't see that often. I enjoyed that show growing up and it was one of my first experiences with British humor.


agree with above poster, if you are going to die at least leave a sex tape for us Amanda, it's the least you can do.
 
kab
2013-07-20 10:07:53 AM
I'm awfully concerned about this.
 
2013-07-20 10:08:48 AM

Alphax: "But that's not it ... we're told Amanda was unspeakably rude to the hotel staff, telling the front desk girl she was "too ugly" to check her in.  We're told Amanda then offered her plastic surgeon's services to the desk girl in question ... and the tears started flowing."

So, she wasn't checked in?  Or shouldn't have been.(just got home from work after a busy, sold out night at my hotel)


IOW she's was just a coont.  Fark her then.
 
2013-07-20 10:19:37 AM
Serious question... Who is she, and what is she famous for? I've seen dozens of articles posted to Fark about her getting high or doing something dumb, but I don't know what she ever did in the past to warrant this kind of attention.
 
2013-07-20 10:24:16 AM
Something Something Abe Vigota
 
2013-07-20 10:25:06 AM

MmmmBacon: Being rude to hotel staff and smoking weed pushes her to the front of a Deathpool? Hell, under that logic if we handed Russel Crowe a blunt he'd explode.


stoli n coke: Subby, hate to break it to you, but smoking a joint and being mean to a desk clerk doesn't exactly push this chick into Keith Richards territory.


Yeah, this is the *second* time recently I've seen a fark headline on the order of "Amanda Bynes has both feet in the grave now, for sure!!!" where the actual article was just a few oddball antics and some weed. Clearly, we've got a submitter somewhere (shilling for TMZ) who really still believes that Reefer Madness was a legit documentary...
 
2013-07-20 10:30:09 AM

MorrisBird: Blue hair is never a good idea.  Just saying.


Oh, I don't know about that

unrealityshout.com
 
2013-07-20 10:30:26 AM
Will someone just turn her on to heroin so we can fast track this train wreck?  Should keep her locked in dark rooms as well, so we don't have to hear about any more of her shiat.
 
2013-07-20 10:30:31 AM
So is Subby hoping that she gets knocked out by somebody for calling them ugly? Sure, she was on a pretty steep downward spiral for a while, but smoking weed and being mean to people is hardly anything to gossip about.
 
2013-07-20 10:32:15 AM

Mimekiller: No joke if I walked in on this crazy hoe making my lady cry at her job I would deliver a right cross that would knock her 100 pound ass into the nearest wall.


No, you wouldn't.
 
2013-07-20 10:32:51 AM

crotchgrabber: Serious question... Who is she, and what is she famous for? I've seen dozens of articles posted to Fark about her getting high or doing something dumb, but I don't know what she ever did in the past to warrant this kind of attention.


I too was curious, so I googled her. She was a childhood nickelodeon star, and she's been in some movies I've never seen.
 
2013-07-20 10:37:26 AM

crotchgrabber: Serious question... Who is she, and what is she famous for? I've seen dozens of articles posted to Fark about her getting high or doing something dumb, but I don't know what she ever did in the past to warrant this kind of attention.


http://bit.ly/YJEQsH

I hope that helps
 
2013-07-20 10:46:16 AM
I read the headline as Celebrity Deathmatch. Was she ever in an episode?
 
2013-07-20 10:50:15 AM
How does getting kicked out of a hotel for being a coont make her closer to dying?
 
2013-07-20 10:56:47 AM
Amanda Bynes puts the star in Starwood.
 
2013-07-20 11:14:02 AM
She used to be so cute.

Oh well.
 
2013-07-20 11:18:16 AM

Waldo Pepper: MorrisBird: Blue hair is never a good idea.  Just saying.

do you really want to miss out on this hot piece


But she only likes to play with her pussy.

//great show.
 
2013-07-20 11:28:18 AM
2.media.collegehumor.cvcdn.com
 
2013-07-20 11:29:42 AM

Waldo Pepper: MorrisBird: Blue hair is never a good idea.  Just saying.

do you really want to miss out on this hot piece

[24.media.tumblr.com image 640x480]


And she does go on and on about how nice her pussy is.
 
2013-07-20 11:40:01 AM
Don't they have laws anymore concerning involuntary commitments?  If locking her up in jail isn't the answer, let's try a secure psychiatric facility and see if that doesn't do the trick.
 
2013-07-20 11:45:42 AM

Boojum2k: bingethinker: Can't argue with the cold equations.

We're throwing her out the airlock?


Somabiatch... I can't believe somebody else remembers this short story... Well done, Boojum!
 
2013-07-20 12:15:51 PM

perigee: Boojum2k: bingethinker: Can't argue with the cold equations.

We're throwing her out the airlock?

Somabiatch... I can't believe somebody else remembers this short story... Well done, Boojum!


Make it two.

/Does Bynes have a brother she can say goodbye to first?
 
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