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(The Sun)   Smoking hot 43-year-old cougar: "I only have sex with toyboys... preferably virgins" (w/hot cougar pics)   (thesun.co.uk) divider line 58
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2013-07-20 12:35:48 AM
19 votes:
i.imgur.com
2013-07-20 12:32:25 AM
16 votes:
i.imgur.com
2013-07-19 11:14:25 PM
11 votes:
Is that Bonnie Raitt?
2013-07-20 12:30:25 AM
10 votes:
Not only does Jackie prefer young men, the mum-of-five believes sex is best with VIRGINS.

What? Granted this is based on not much experience, but every encounter I had with virgins was like the Falklands War: quick and confusing.
2013-07-20 02:24:41 AM
9 votes:
HEYYYYY YOOOOOOOU GUYYYYYYYS!
i.imgur.com
2013-07-20 04:47:49 AM
7 votes:
www.reactiongifs.com
2013-07-20 12:33:16 AM
6 votes:

miss diminutive: Not only does Jackie prefer young men, the mum-of-five believes sex is best with VIRGINS.

What? Granted this is based on not much experience, but every encounter I had with virgins was like the Falklands War: quick and confusing.


Not to mention filled with sheep.
2013-07-19 10:51:09 PM
6 votes:
That second "she's hot" comment on a sun link is a dead giveaway, he thought as he clicked the link.
2013-07-20 11:30:16 AM
5 votes:
Dam you subby, dam you all to HELL!

img2-3.timeinc.net
2013-07-20 04:15:12 AM
5 votes:
farm9.staticflickr.com

You know it's going to be bad but you just can't prepare yourself.

She looks closer to 63 than 53, let alone 43.
2013-07-19 11:44:00 PM
5 votes:
Vomit. Vomit everywhere.
2013-07-20 04:23:17 AM
4 votes:
www.trilobite.org
2013-07-20 04:15:22 AM
4 votes:
looks good to me!
thedarkglobe.files.wordpress.com
2013-07-19 11:13:27 PM
4 votes:
www.thelittlenerd.com
2013-07-20 10:01:27 AM
3 votes:
43 years old? Whats that convert to in American? 67? Do we multiply by 1.5 and add 32?
2013-07-20 09:59:55 AM
3 votes:
"Smoking hot" reference on Fark with a Sun link, hmmm......

jornauta.files.wordpress.com
2013-07-20 05:53:27 AM
3 votes:
download.gamespotcdn.net
2013-07-20 04:17:00 AM
3 votes:
She reminds me that I need some yeast and flour for bread tomorrow.
2013-07-20 10:57:10 AM
2 votes:
Behold, stripling, the mystery of the unshaven gunt!
2013-07-20 10:10:45 AM
2 votes:
api.ning.com
2013-07-20 09:50:17 AM
2 votes:
Wrong Judd.
2013-07-20 07:54:02 AM
2 votes:

ArmednHammered: Good grief subby, get some glasses!
Some friends and I stumbled into a bar that had gone from a "usually young crowd" into a "Cougar" hangout back in the '80's (Think hot 30 year old babes in spandex). The three of us pooled our cash and rented a room at a nearby hotel. That was an awesome weekend.


so you and your guy friends got hammered and had a ghey dog pile. good for you, lads. you don't need a bunch of stuck up birds to have a gay old time.
2013-07-20 07:18:07 AM
2 votes:
www.maniacworld.com
2013-07-20 07:17:31 AM
2 votes:
WTF!?!? Where'd my dick go? Which one of you farkers stole it?
2013-07-20 06:56:05 AM
2 votes:
s12.postimg.org
2013-07-20 05:51:54 AM
2 votes:
i.imgur.com
2013-07-20 05:15:24 AM
2 votes:
She's rather big. Does she prefer to eat krill?
2013-07-20 04:43:41 AM
2 votes:
My eyes! My eyes!!
Subby, you got me. And if that's 43, she's using some other math system.
2013-07-20 04:24:21 AM
2 votes:
Her legs look swollen like she has edema or something but I like her attitude.
2013-07-20 04:15:50 AM
2 votes:

ShawnDoc: I know subby is trolling, but apparently the British really do have a serious shortage of attractive women.  At least she didn't have the typical British 5-head.


I sometimes wonder if they intentionally prevent their attractive people from being photographed, as a measure to camouflage their overall demographic and discourage American immigrants.
2013-07-20 12:46:33 PM
1 votes:
img802.imageshack.us
2013-07-20 12:46:04 PM
1 votes:
i.imgur.com
2013-07-20 11:36:40 AM
1 votes:
a0.twimg.com

Approves.
2013-07-20 10:42:52 AM
1 votes:
si0.twimg.com
2013-07-20 10:42:10 AM
1 votes:

dopekitty74: I have a couple of FWB who are in their early 20's (I just turned 39) but I like the ones that already know what they're doing. It's the stamina/energy I enjoy. Nervousness and premature ejaculation are turnoffs, not turn-ons.

That being said, one of them had never had a proper beej til he met me.. :)


You rascal, you!
2013-07-20 10:10:42 AM
1 votes:
This woman is a godsend.  She's a one woman army to save young men from the evils of virginity.  That they're ruined towards younger women is a good thing.  That leaves more sweet young things for the older man crowd.
2013-07-20 10:05:48 AM
1 votes:
I'd hit that so hard, I'd get shin splints and laryngitis

/son, I'm sayin' "running and screaming"
2013-07-20 10:05:36 AM
1 votes:
 And that's what the outer parts look like, with makup, in the best photographic light..She's had 5 kids,
it's probably Carlsbad Caverns with stage curtains down there..
2013-07-20 09:18:21 AM
1 votes:
thegloss.com
I'm pretty deviant, and am the first to criticize people over "sharp knees", but I would not even send that thing WIE
/Is it possible for your penis to shrivel up in a photograph simply by being viewed?
2013-07-20 09:10:19 AM
1 votes:

Musikslayer: OK, she's put on a few pounds since "Love Shack", but that was a fun song.


Oh she aged much better. (and she's 15 years older)

assets.rollingstone.com
2013-07-20 09:05:01 AM
1 votes:
For everyone who hasn't clicked the link, here's an eye-safe alternative:
seafoodpunch.com
2013-07-20 09:01:44 AM
1 votes:
OK, she's put on a few pounds since "Love Shack", but that was a fun song.
2013-07-20 08:31:16 AM
1 votes:
At BEST she is a No-fang-Cougar, but Middle-aged-pathetic-beachball.  No wonder she wants virgins, anyone else with any experience wouldnt be tempted by the prospect of sloppy millionths.

shudder
2013-07-20 08:29:36 AM
1 votes:
Talk about sacrificing virgins -- yeesh.
2013-07-20 07:18:24 AM
1 votes:
Not with YOUR dick, my friend.
2013-07-20 07:02:07 AM
1 votes:
I have a couple of FWB who are in their early 20's (I just turned 39) but I like the ones that already know what they're doing. It's the stamina/energy I enjoy. Nervousness and premature ejaculation are turnoffs, not turn-ons.

That being said, one of them had never had a proper beej til he met me.. :)
2013-07-20 05:25:56 AM
1 votes:

cptrelentless: HotWingAgenda: ShawnDoc: I know subby is trolling, but apparently the British really do have a serious shortage of attractive women.  At least she didn't have the typical British 5-head.

I sometimes wonder if they intentionally prevent their attractive people from being photographed, as a measure to camouflage their overall demographic and discourage American immigrants.

It's more to do with attitudes to beauty - in America there are plenty of unphotogenic people but your media avoids showing their pictures or having them on tv.  Thus you get a false idea of beauty.  Here in Britain we revel in the average, the normal looking people.  Being ugly is not a block to you being famous for 15 minutes.


you guys certainly didn't waste money on airbrush artists for your porn magazines. not back in the 90's anyway.
2013-07-20 05:13:50 AM
1 votes:
2013-07-20 05:02:24 AM
1 votes:
That woman looks like she's drank hard every night while chain smoking in a tanning bed and shooting up meth.
/43? Seriously?
2013-07-20 04:42:20 AM
1 votes:

Daily Fail paid some granny ten pounds and made her put on a wig and dress.  Then made up that shiat.


Kipp My 70-yo mother looks younger than that.

2013-07-20 04:24:22 AM
1 votes:

maggoo: two things:

1: Gunt.

2: she only manages to pull 19yo virgin guys because they are desperate to cease to be virgins, no matter what it takes.


I was reminded of Meredith from the Office.

/Guys fight over me all the time.
//Though usually it's over who gets to hold the camera...
2013-07-20 03:08:48 AM
1 votes:
I know subby is trolling, but apparently the British really do have a serious shortage of attractive women.  At least she didn't have the typical British 5-head.
2013-07-20 02:07:31 AM
1 votes:
And this is what she looks like WITH makeup. Just think of the morning after with a hangover and sunlight on that with smeared eye liner, no lipstick, and slept-in hair. Shudder
2013-07-20 01:00:51 AM
1 votes:
img.photobucket.com
2013-07-20 12:57:16 AM
1 votes:
Someday I will click one of these links and see someone who is actually "smoking hot"..

This was not that day.
2013-07-20 12:34:58 AM
1 votes:

Somacandra: miss diminutive: Not only does Jackie prefer young men, the mum-of-five believes sex is best with VIRGINS.

What? Granted this is based on not much experience, but every encounter I had with virgins was like the Falklands War: quick and confusing.

Not to mention filled with sheep.


That too.
2013-07-20 12:01:10 AM
1 votes:
Holy Christ subby, get your vision checked soonish! You might be going blind...
FNG [TotalFark]
2013-07-19 11:47:25 PM
1 votes:
Cougars are generally a lot more attractive than that.
 
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