miss diminutive: Not only does Jackie prefer young men, the mum-of-five believes sex is best with VIRGINS. What? Granted this is based on not much experience, but every encounter I had with virgins was like the Falklands War: quick and confusing.
ArmednHammered: Good grief subby, get some glasses!Some friends and I stumbled into a bar that had gone from a "usually young crowd" into a "Cougar" hangout back in the '80's (Think hot 30 year old babes in spandex). The three of us pooled our cash and rented a room at a nearby hotel. That was an awesome weekend.
ShawnDoc: I know subby is trolling, but apparently the British really do have a serious shortage of attractive women. At least she didn't have the typical British 5-head.
dopekitty74: I have a couple of FWB who are in their early 20's (I just turned 39) but I like the ones that already know what they're doing. It's the stamina/energy I enjoy. Nervousness and premature ejaculation are turnoffs, not turn-ons.That being said, one of them had never had a proper beej til he met me.. :)
Musikslayer: OK, she's put on a few pounds since "Love Shack", but that was a fun song.
cptrelentless: HotWingAgenda: ShawnDoc: I know subby is trolling, but apparently the British really do have a serious shortage of attractive women. At least she didn't have the typical British 5-head.I sometimes wonder if they intentionally prevent their attractive people from being photographed, as a measure to camouflage their overall demographic and discourage American immigrants.It's more to do with attitudes to beauty - in America there are plenty of unphotogenic people but your media avoids showing their pictures or having them on tv. Thus you get a false idea of beauty. Here in Britain we revel in the average, the normal looking people. Being ugly is not a block to you being famous for 15 minutes.
Daily Fail paid some granny ten pounds and made her put on a wig and dress. Then made up that shiat.
Kipp My 70-yo mother looks younger than that.
maggoo: two things:1: Gunt.2: she only manages to pull 19yo virgin guys because they are desperate to cease to be virgins, no matter what it takes.
Somacandra: miss diminutive: Not only does Jackie prefer young men, the mum-of-five believes sex is best with VIRGINS.What? Granted this is based on not much experience, but every encounter I had with virgins was like the Falklands War: quick and confusing.Not to mention filled with sheep.
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