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(The Sun)   Smoking hot 43-year-old cougar: "I only have sex with toyboys... preferably virgins" (w/hot cougar pics)   (thesun.co.uk) divider line 61
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2013-07-20 12:20:29 AM  
10 votes:
43? That's 43 rough.
2013-07-20 07:01:41 AM  
7 votes:
knuckledraggin.com

Dear Subby,

THIS is "smoking hot", not that crap you posted.
2013-07-20 04:25:10 AM  
5 votes:
I can't believe she's only 5 years older than I am. She looks 60, easily.
2013-07-19 10:51:09 PM  
5 votes:
That second "she's hot" comment on a sun link is a dead giveaway, he thought as he clicked the link.
2013-07-20 06:20:44 AM  
4 votes:
She's only 43?   The face looks more like 60!
2013-07-20 04:15:12 AM  
4 votes:
farm9.staticflickr.com

You know it's going to be bad but you just can't prepare yourself.

She looks closer to 63 than 53, let alone 43.
2013-07-20 12:32:25 AM  
4 votes:
i.imgur.com
FNG [TotalFark]
2013-07-19 11:47:25 PM  
4 votes:
Cougars are generally a lot more attractive than that.
2013-07-20 09:53:59 AM  
3 votes:
No more comparing her to Bonnie Raitt !

userserve-ak.last.fm

There, that's better. *sighs happily*
2013-07-20 09:10:19 AM  
3 votes:

Musikslayer: OK, she's put on a few pounds since "Love Shack", but that was a fun song.


Oh she aged much better. (and she's 15 years older)

assets.rollingstone.com
2013-07-20 04:23:17 AM  
3 votes:
www.trilobite.org
2013-07-19 11:14:25 PM  
3 votes:
Is that Bonnie Raitt?
2013-07-19 11:13:27 PM  
3 votes:
www.thelittlenerd.com
2013-07-20 05:30:09 AM  
2 votes:

HotWingAgenda: ShawnDoc: I know subby is trolling, but apparently the British really do have a serious shortage of attractive women.  At least she didn't have the typical British 5-head.

I sometimes wonder if they intentionally prevent their attractive people from being photographed, as a measure to camouflage their overall demographic and discourage American immigrants.


The Top Gear show somehow manages to find a couple of stunning British lasses to fill in the front row of their studio audience every episode.
2013-07-20 04:47:49 AM  
2 votes:
www.reactiongifs.com
2013-07-20 04:42:20 AM  
2 votes:

Daily Fail paid some granny ten pounds and made her put on a wig and dress.  Then made up that shiat.


Kipp My 70-yo mother looks younger than that.

2013-07-20 04:35:19 AM  
2 votes:
My daddy once said to me...

"You see that fat, disgusting, toothless woman down there at the end of the bar? someone in this bar will attempt to take her home tonight. no matter how nasty a woman is, someone is desperate enough to try to screw her."

the lady in the article is that woman.
2013-07-20 04:33:59 AM  
2 votes:
She's a pretty hard-looking 43.
2013-07-20 02:07:31 AM  
2 votes:
And this is what she looks like WITH makeup. Just think of the morning after with a hangover and sunlight on that with smeared eye liner, no lipstick, and slept-in hair. Shudder
2013-07-20 12:35:48 AM  
2 votes:
i.imgur.com
2013-07-20 12:30:25 AM  
2 votes:
Not only does Jackie prefer young men, the mum-of-five believes sex is best with VIRGINS.

What? Granted this is based on not much experience, but every encounter I had with virgins was like the Falklands War: quick and confusing.
2013-07-19 11:44:00 PM  
2 votes:
Vomit. Vomit everywhere.
2013-07-19 10:48:42 PM  
2 votes:
I'd do that. Even without beer goggles. Eager horny women are a fungible commodity.
2013-07-20 11:03:59 PM  
1 votes:
Lie about my age? Why, never!

She's over 50, or she's got really bad genes and will die at 60.
2013-07-20 07:36:12 PM  
1 votes:
images.sodahead.com
2013-07-20 02:18:09 PM  
1 votes:
Christ, I'm 40 and she could pass for my mother.
2013-07-20 01:04:05 PM  
1 votes:
Wow, I'm older than she is and she'd pass as my mother.


That's a seriously rough 43...
2013-07-20 12:58:14 PM  
1 votes:
She looks like she may have been hitabble at one time, but that time has passed.
2013-07-20 12:49:23 PM  
1 votes:
Subby, I know cougars and that, sir, is no cougar.
2013-07-20 11:59:41 AM  
1 votes:
Farking gross
2013-07-20 11:36:40 AM  
1 votes:
a0.twimg.com

Approves.
2013-07-20 11:32:22 AM  
1 votes:
That CANNOT be 43. My girl's 42, and if this is what 43 looks like then my girl looks to be in her 20s.

I call bullshiat, or I pity the poor dear for looking like a sexagenarian.

/I'm 42, and even I don't look anywhere near that bad. Holy cripes.
2013-07-20 11:00:17 AM  
1 votes:

Dinobot: i've seen banged 60 year olds that look better than her.


There, fixed that for ya.
2013-07-20 10:26:20 AM  
1 votes:
i've seen 60 year olds that look better than her.
2013-07-20 10:10:45 AM  
1 votes:
api.ning.com
2013-07-20 10:02:03 AM  
1 votes:

Nogale: I can't believe she's only 5 years older than I am. She looks 60, easily.


I was thinking something very similar! She is only 3 years older than me but definitely looks 60.
2013-07-20 10:01:27 AM  
1 votes:
43 years old? Whats that convert to in American? 67? Do we multiply by 1.5 and add 32?
2013-07-20 09:40:42 AM  
1 votes:
steerforth
Yeah, and she gets regular sex out of it. You'd do it if you could.
================================================

If a 16+ girl virgin (or normal girl or hell, slut) WANTED to bang me, I would not in any way turn that down.

But that's not gonna happen.

Guys are desperate for sex. Girls can just walk into a bar and snap their fingers. It's a lot easier for them.

Ugly 60-year-old looking cougars who are dangerously overweight can pull this off. People like me cannot.
2013-07-20 09:30:04 AM  
1 votes:

maggoo: two things:

1: Gunt.

2: she only manages to pull 19yo virgin guys because they are desperate to cease to be virgins, no matter what it takes.


Yeah, and she gets regular sex out of it. You'd do it if you could.
2013-07-20 09:18:21 AM  
1 votes:
thegloss.com
I'm pretty deviant, and am the first to criticize people over "sharp knees", but I would not even send that thing WIE
/Is it possible for your penis to shrivel up in a photograph simply by being viewed?
2013-07-20 09:01:44 AM  
1 votes:
OK, she's put on a few pounds since "Love Shack", but that was a fun song.
2013-07-20 07:33:35 AM  
1 votes:

Cewley: Is that Bonnie Raitt?


First thing I thought - "Man, Bonnie's really let herself go again."
2013-07-20 06:56:05 AM  
1 votes:
s12.postimg.org
2013-07-20 06:20:04 AM  
1 votes:

DO NOT WANT Poster Girl: Oh and this

http://grammar.about.com/od/classicessays/a/franklinmis.htm


Or, as Benny Hill so succinctly put it:

"They don't swell, they don't tell, and they're grateful as hell, so give me an older woman every time"
2013-07-20 05:52:03 AM  
1 votes:

log_jammin: My daddy once said to me...

"You see that fat, disgusting, toothless woman down there at the end of the bar? someone in this bar will attempt to take her home tonight. no matter how nasty a woman is, someone is desperate enough to try to screw her."

the lady in the article is that woman.


Every single time a man sleeps with a lot of women, he's called a stud, but if a woman sleeps with a lot of men, she's called a slut, and people think this is unfair... Nah. It's completely fair, and I'll tell you why, alright? 'Cause it's farkin' easy to be a slut, it's farkin' hard to be a stud. To be a stud you have to be witty, charming, be well-dressed, have nice shoes, and a fake job. To be a slut you just have to be there. There are fat ugly sluts out there, there are no fat ugly studs.
2013-07-20 05:11:45 AM  
1 votes:

HotWingAgenda: ShawnDoc: I know subby is trolling, but apparently the British really do have a serious shortage of attractive women.  At least she didn't have the typical British 5-head.

I sometimes wonder if they intentionally prevent their attractive people from being photographed, as a measure to camouflage their overall demographic and discourage American immigrants.


It's more to do with attitudes to beauty - in America there are plenty of unphotogenic people but your media avoids showing their pictures or having them on tv.  Thus you get a false idea of beauty.  Here in Britain we revel in the average, the normal looking people.  Being ugly is not a block to you being famous for 15 minutes.
2013-07-20 05:02:24 AM  
1 votes:
That woman looks like she's drank hard every night while chain smoking in a tanning bed and shooting up meth.
/43? Seriously?
2013-07-20 04:46:20 AM  
1 votes:
Yeah, she does look like Bonnie Rait, who is the exact same age as my mother.  She does not look like my age at all.
2013-07-20 04:43:41 AM  
1 votes:
My eyes! My eyes!!
Subby, you got me. And if that's 43, she's using some other math system.
2013-07-20 04:30:32 AM  
1 votes:

Nogale: I can't believe she's only 5 years older than I am. She looks 60, easily.


It's The Sun.. It's about as credible as the Daily Fail..  She's probably really in her late 50's but that isn't going to pull in page clicks
2013-07-20 04:23:29 AM  
1 votes:
I have no morals.. I'd fark it.

/after some captain and cokes
2013-07-20 04:19:02 AM  
1 votes:
ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwewwewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww and ew.

/and how about OH HELL NO...
2013-07-20 04:17:00 AM  
1 votes:
She reminds me that I need some yeast and flour for bread tomorrow.
2013-07-20 04:12:00 AM  
1 votes:

Kiribub: 43? That's 43 rough.

Yeah, 43 is far back in the rear view window for that one.
2013-07-20 03:44:40 AM  
1 votes:
Pfft...I've had sex with wors.....wait. No I haven't....
2013-07-20 02:14:46 AM  
1 votes:
She prefers virgins because they don't notice her eyes.
2013-07-20 01:00:51 AM  
1 votes:
img.photobucket.com
2013-07-20 12:57:16 AM  
1 votes:
Someday I will click one of these links and see someone who is actually "smoking hot"..

This was not that day.
2013-07-20 12:35:44 AM  
1 votes:
Paula Deen with a British accent, and red wig?
How about no.
Actually, she isn't even as good looking as Paula Deen, and that's saying something, so HELL NO.
2013-07-20 12:27:57 AM  
1 votes:
No, that ain't creepy at all. What a pathetic loser.
2013-07-20 12:01:10 AM  
1 votes:
Holy Christ subby, get your vision checked soonish! You might be going blind...
 
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