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(The Sun)   Smoking hot 43-year-old cougar: "I only have sex with toyboys... preferably virgins" (w/hot cougar pics)   (thesun.co.uk) divider line 193
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2013-07-19 10:48:42 PM
I'd do that. Even without beer goggles. Eager horny women are a fungible commodity.
 
2013-07-19 10:51:09 PM
That second "she's hot" comment on a sun link is a dead giveaway, he thought as he clicked the link.
 
2013-07-19 11:13:27 PM
www.thelittlenerd.com
 
2013-07-19 11:14:25 PM
Is that Bonnie Raitt?
 
2013-07-19 11:44:00 PM
Vomit. Vomit everywhere.
 
FNG [TotalFark]
2013-07-19 11:47:25 PM
Cougars are generally a lot more attractive than that.
 
2013-07-20 12:01:10 AM
Holy Christ subby, get your vision checked soonish! You might be going blind...
 
2013-07-20 12:20:29 AM
43? That's 43 rough.
 
2013-07-20 12:27:57 AM
No, that ain't creepy at all. What a pathetic loser.
 
2013-07-20 12:30:25 AM
Not only does Jackie prefer young men, the mum-of-five believes sex is best with VIRGINS.

What? Granted this is based on not much experience, but every encounter I had with virgins was like the Falklands War: quick and confusing.
 
2013-07-20 12:32:25 AM
i.imgur.com
 
2013-07-20 12:33:16 AM

miss diminutive: Not only does Jackie prefer young men, the mum-of-five believes sex is best with VIRGINS.

What? Granted this is based on not much experience, but every encounter I had with virgins was like the Falklands War: quick and confusing.


Not to mention filled with sheep.
 
2013-07-20 12:34:58 AM

Somacandra: miss diminutive: Not only does Jackie prefer young men, the mum-of-five believes sex is best with VIRGINS.

What? Granted this is based on not much experience, but every encounter I had with virgins was like the Falklands War: quick and confusing.

Not to mention filled with sheep.


That too.
 
2013-07-20 12:35:44 AM
Paula Deen with a British accent, and red wig?
How about no.
Actually, she isn't even as good looking as Paula Deen, and that's saying something, so HELL NO.
 
2013-07-20 12:35:48 AM
i.imgur.com
 
2013-07-20 12:55:33 AM
Good grief subby, get some glasses!
Some friends and I stumbled into a bar that had gone from a "usually young crowd" into a "Cougar" hangout back in the '80's (Think hot 30 year old babes in spandex). The three of us pooled our cash and rented a room at a nearby hotel. That was an awesome weekend.
 
2013-07-20 12:57:16 AM
Someday I will click one of these links and see someone who is actually "smoking hot"..

This was not that day.
 
2013-07-20 01:00:51 AM
img.photobucket.com
 
2013-07-20 01:51:43 AM
Dammit, I wish I had let my old friend teach me about sex. I had a hardon for a short while but it went away when she wanted to kiss me. I have issues.
 
2013-07-20 02:07:31 AM
And this is what she looks like WITH makeup. Just think of the morning after with a hangover and sunlight on that with smeared eye liner, no lipstick, and slept-in hair. Shudder
 
2013-07-20 02:14:46 AM
She prefers virgins because they don't notice her eyes.
 
2013-07-20 02:24:41 AM
HEYYYYY YOOOOOOOU GUYYYYYYYS!
i.imgur.com
 
2013-07-20 03:08:48 AM
I know subby is trolling, but apparently the British really do have a serious shortage of attractive women.  At least she didn't have the typical British 5-head.
 
2013-07-20 03:44:40 AM
Pfft...I've had sex with wors.....wait. No I haven't....
 
2013-07-20 04:10:06 AM
Anyone else getting the vibe that the face was photoshopped onto the body?
 
2013-07-20 04:12:00 AM

Kiribub: 43? That's 43 rough.

Yeah, 43 is far back in the rear view window for that one.
 
2013-07-20 04:12:07 AM
I felt compelled to click to make sure it wasn't my first ex-gf.

/ewwwww
//no, no it wasn't
 
2013-07-20 04:13:14 AM
if she were paying me maybe, how much we talkin? like 100 grand? how many drinks do I get before she touches me?
 
2013-07-20 04:15:12 AM
farm9.staticflickr.com

You know it's going to be bad but you just can't prepare yourself.

She looks closer to 63 than 53, let alone 43.
 
2013-07-20 04:15:22 AM
looks good to me!
thedarkglobe.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-07-20 04:15:50 AM

ShawnDoc: I know subby is trolling, but apparently the British really do have a serious shortage of attractive women.  At least she didn't have the typical British 5-head.


I sometimes wonder if they intentionally prevent their attractive people from being photographed, as a measure to camouflage their overall demographic and discourage American immigrants.
 
2013-07-20 04:17:00 AM
She reminds me that I need some yeast and flour for bread tomorrow.
 
2013-07-20 04:18:16 AM
two things:

1: Gunt.

2: she only manages to pull 19yo virgin guys because they are desperate to cease to be virgins, no matter what it takes.
 
2013-07-20 04:19:02 AM
ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwewwewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww and ew.

/and how about OH HELL NO...
 
2013-07-20 04:23:17 AM
www.trilobite.org
 
2013-07-20 04:23:29 AM
I have no morals.. I'd fark it.

/after some captain and cokes
 
2013-07-20 04:23:52 AM
That must cost her a lot. Rentboys aren't cheap.
 
2013-07-20 04:24:21 AM
Her legs look swollen like she has edema or something but I like her attitude.
 
2013-07-20 04:24:22 AM

maggoo: two things:

1: Gunt.

2: she only manages to pull 19yo virgin guys because they are desperate to cease to be virgins, no matter what it takes.


I was reminded of Meredith from the Office.

/Guys fight over me all the time.
//Though usually it's over who gets to hold the camera...
 
2013-07-20 04:25:10 AM
I can't believe she's only 5 years older than I am. She looks 60, easily.
 
2013-07-20 04:30:32 AM

Nogale: I can't believe she's only 5 years older than I am. She looks 60, easily.


It's The Sun.. It's about as credible as the Daily Fail..  She's probably really in her late 50's but that isn't going to pull in page clicks
 
2013-07-20 04:33:59 AM
She's a pretty hard-looking 43.
 
2013-07-20 04:35:19 AM
My daddy once said to me...

"You see that fat, disgusting, toothless woman down there at the end of the bar? someone in this bar will attempt to take her home tonight. no matter how nasty a woman is, someone is desperate enough to try to screw her."

the lady in the article is that woman.
 
2013-07-20 04:36:34 AM
Um, no. Glad I'm neither young(er) nor a virgin. Ewww...
 
2013-07-20 04:42:20 AM

Daily Fail paid some granny ten pounds and made her put on a wig and dress.  Then made up that shiat.


Kipp My 70-yo mother looks younger than that.

 
2013-07-20 04:43:41 AM
My eyes! My eyes!!
Subby, you got me. And if that's 43, she's using some other math system.
 
2013-07-20 04:44:38 AM
Maybe blind virgins trapped on deserted islands for 5 years.
 
2013-07-20 04:44:41 AM
 
2013-07-20 04:46:20 AM
Yeah, she does look like Bonnie Rait, who is the exact same age as my mother.  She does not look like my age at all.
 
2013-07-20 04:47:49 AM
www.reactiongifs.com
 
2013-07-20 04:51:07 AM
Well, this thread is off to a hilarious start.  Please continue.
 
2013-07-20 04:56:16 AM
Hellz noz.  Even when I went an entire year without getting laid I would have turned her turn.  I went that long without because I have some standards and self respect.
 
2013-07-20 05:02:05 AM
Come for the gunt... Stay for the cankles.

*Stifles gag reflex*
 
2013-07-20 05:02:24 AM
That woman looks like she's drank hard every night while chain smoking in a tanning bed and shooting up meth.
/43? Seriously?
 
2013-07-20 05:05:19 AM
That's cause you'e a coward, lady.
 
2013-07-20 05:11:45 AM

HotWingAgenda: ShawnDoc: I know subby is trolling, but apparently the British really do have a serious shortage of attractive women.  At least she didn't have the typical British 5-head.

I sometimes wonder if they intentionally prevent their attractive people from being photographed, as a measure to camouflage their overall demographic and discourage American immigrants.


It's more to do with attitudes to beauty - in America there are plenty of unphotogenic people but your media avoids showing their pictures or having them on tv.  Thus you get a false idea of beauty.  Here in Britain we revel in the average, the normal looking people.  Being ugly is not a block to you being famous for 15 minutes.
 
2013-07-20 05:13:50 AM
 
2013-07-20 05:15:24 AM
She's rather big. Does she prefer to eat krill?
 
2013-07-20 05:15:55 AM
The coolest thing about this is if the 15 year old tries to break the relationship and the crazed crunt wants to get back at him, which she can, he can always gain credence by raping women and girls later in life.  Now that is spiffy.
 
2013-07-20 05:19:50 AM

cptrelentless: HotWingAgenda: ShawnDoc: I know subby is trolling, but apparently the British really do have a serious shortage of attractive women.  At least she didn't have the typical British 5-head.

I sometimes wonder if they intentionally prevent their attractive people from being photographed, as a measure to camouflage their overall demographic and discourage American immigrants.

It's more to do with attitudes to beauty - in America there are plenty of unphotogenic people but your media avoids showing their pictures or having them on tv.  Thus you get a false idea of beauty.  Here in Britain we revel in the average, the normal looking people.  Being ugly is not a block to you being famous for 15 minutes.


I live in an area where the average person really is as attractive as the people on TV. We just don't bother putting the hicks in our flyover states in front of the lens, because all our media outlets are based on the coasts.
 
2013-07-20 05:25:56 AM

cptrelentless: HotWingAgenda: ShawnDoc: I know subby is trolling, but apparently the British really do have a serious shortage of attractive women.  At least she didn't have the typical British 5-head.

I sometimes wonder if they intentionally prevent their attractive people from being photographed, as a measure to camouflage their overall demographic and discourage American immigrants.

It's more to do with attitudes to beauty - in America there are plenty of unphotogenic people but your media avoids showing their pictures or having them on tv.  Thus you get a false idea of beauty.  Here in Britain we revel in the average, the normal looking people.  Being ugly is not a block to you being famous for 15 minutes.


you guys certainly didn't waste money on airbrush artists for your porn magazines. not back in the 90's anyway.
 
2013-07-20 05:30:09 AM

HotWingAgenda: ShawnDoc: I know subby is trolling, but apparently the British really do have a serious shortage of attractive women.  At least she didn't have the typical British 5-head.

I sometimes wonder if they intentionally prevent their attractive people from being photographed, as a measure to camouflage their overall demographic and discourage American immigrants.


The Top Gear show somehow manages to find a couple of stunning British lasses to fill in the front row of their studio audience every episode.
 
2013-07-20 05:49:27 AM
Oh come on, even 40-year-old virgins have some standards or they wouldn't be 40-year-old virgins.
Well, or at least not interested in a hook-up like that in the first place.
 
2013-07-20 05:51:54 AM
i.imgur.com
 
2013-07-20 05:52:03 AM

log_jammin: My daddy once said to me...

"You see that fat, disgusting, toothless woman down there at the end of the bar? someone in this bar will attempt to take her home tonight. no matter how nasty a woman is, someone is desperate enough to try to screw her."

the lady in the article is that woman.


Every single time a man sleeps with a lot of women, he's called a stud, but if a woman sleeps with a lot of men, she's called a slut, and people think this is unfair... Nah. It's completely fair, and I'll tell you why, alright? 'Cause it's farkin' easy to be a slut, it's farkin' hard to be a stud. To be a stud you have to be witty, charming, be well-dressed, have nice shoes, and a fake job. To be a slut you just have to be there. There are fat ugly sluts out there, there are no fat ugly studs.
 
2013-07-20 05:53:27 AM
download.gamespotcdn.net
 
2013-07-20 06:04:10 AM

The Voice of Doom: Oh come on, even 40-year-old virgins have some standards or they wouldn't be 40-year-old virgins.
Well, or at least not interested in a hook-up like that in the first place.


Agreed, but that's probably why she's going for much younger.
 
2013-07-20 06:07:08 AM
I was suckered, tricked, bamboozled. Plus, there's not enough flour in the pantry to handle that job.
 
2013-07-20 06:11:35 AM
"It's beyond flattering to be someone's first because you automatically become the woman they never forget regret for the rest of their lives."
 
2013-07-20 06:20:04 AM

DO NOT WANT Poster Girl: Oh and this

http://grammar.about.com/od/classicessays/a/franklinmis.htm


Or, as Benny Hill so succinctly put it:

"They don't swell, they don't tell, and they're grateful as hell, so give me an older woman every time"
 
2013-07-20 06:20:32 AM
So wait....we just need to get this chick in touch with the helicopter mom from the geek news list. The follow up to that would be priceless!
 
2013-07-20 06:20:44 AM
She's only 43?   The face looks more like 60!
 
2013-07-20 06:22:44 AM

boinkingbill: The coolest thing about this is if the 15 year old tries to break the relationship and the crazed crunt wants to get back at him, which she can, he can always gain credence by raping women and girls later in life.  Now that is spiffy.


Nyrrr? Article said the youngest was 18. And, she only wants virgins, single-use only by definition, right?
Besides, smoking hot young conquests? Methinks if a guy is 21+ and a virgin there has got to be a reason.
 
2013-07-20 06:30:46 AM
RUN AWAY!
 
2013-07-20 06:35:58 AM
i184.photobucket.com
 
2013-07-20 06:37:06 AM

Lt. Cheese Weasel: I'd do that. Even without beer goggles. Eager horny women are a fungible commodity.


I find it hilariously ironic you used that term to describe her "services" when it's so close to something you're likely to catch from her. XD
 
2013-07-20 06:50:12 AM
Wow... now I feel really good about the way I look less than 2 months away from my 48.
 
2013-07-20 06:50:47 AM
She's 43? She looks 53.

As for the rest: to each their own?
 
2013-07-20 06:56:05 AM
s12.postimg.org
 
2013-07-20 07:00:19 AM
  s14.postimg.org
 
2013-07-20 07:01:15 AM
My eyes! What is seen cannot be unseen!
 
2013-07-20 07:01:41 AM
knuckledraggin.com

Dear Subby,

THIS is "smoking hot", not that crap you posted.
 
2013-07-20 07:02:07 AM
I have a couple of FWB who are in their early 20's (I just turned 39) but I like the ones that already know what they're doing. It's the stamina/energy I enjoy. Nervousness and premature ejaculation are turnoffs, not turn-ons.

That being said, one of them had never had a proper beej til he met me.. :)
 
2013-07-20 07:06:08 AM
God bless her for performing a public service to the virgins in our world. But I wouldn't fark that with a stolen dick.
 
2013-07-20 07:17:31 AM
WTF!?!? Where'd my dick go? Which one of you farkers stole it?
 
2013-07-20 07:18:07 AM
www.maniacworld.com
 
2013-07-20 07:18:24 AM
Not with YOUR dick, my friend.
 
2013-07-20 07:30:27 AM
FTFA: Men her age acting that way are seen as sexual predators.

Yay equality!
 
2013-07-20 07:33:35 AM

Cewley: Is that Bonnie Raitt?


First thing I thought - "Man, Bonnie's really let herself go again."
 
2013-07-20 07:34:02 AM

dready zim: log_jammin: My daddy once said to me...

"You see that fat, disgusting, toothless woman down there at the end of the bar? someone in this bar will attempt to take her home tonight. no matter how nasty a woman is, someone is desperate enough to try to screw her."

the lady in the article is that woman.

Every single time a man sleeps with a lot of women, he's called a stud, but if a woman sleeps with a lot of men, she's called a slut, and people think this is unfair... Nah. It's completely fair, and I'll tell you why, alright? 'Cause it's farkin' easy to be a slut, it's farkin' hard to be a stud. To be a stud you have to be witty, charming, be well-dressed, have nice shoes, and a fake job. To be a slut you just have to be there. There are fat ugly sluts out there, there are no fat ugly studs.


Fat AND ugly? Maybe not, but I know a few fat boys with great dicks and personalities, and a few that are ugly, but well built and very attentive and confident, who would qualify as "studs"
 
2013-07-20 07:39:59 AM

Cewley: Is that Bonnie Raitt?


Came for this. Really, really surprised to actually find it.
 
2013-07-20 07:40:38 AM
Freak'n A! I always fall for the "with hot pic" and it never is. It's always some fat ugly disgusting pig! Oh when will I ever learn?!
 
2013-07-20 07:47:04 AM
43? I'm thinking 51-53. Either that or there's a lot of "off road"  miles on the odometer.
 
2013-07-20 07:49:49 AM

Launch Code: Freak'n A! I always fall for the "with hot pic" and it never is. It's always some fat ugly disgusting pig! Oh when will I ever learn?!


We all know what the "with hot pic" is all about by now.
Just turn it into a "how not hot" rating. Fark subby.

This robber's dog is a 7/10 in my not hot scale.
 
2013-07-20 07:54:02 AM

ArmednHammered: Good grief subby, get some glasses!
Some friends and I stumbled into a bar that had gone from a "usually young crowd" into a "Cougar" hangout back in the '80's (Think hot 30 year old babes in spandex). The three of us pooled our cash and rented a room at a nearby hotel. That was an awesome weekend.


so you and your guy friends got hammered and had a ghey dog pile. good for you, lads. you don't need a bunch of stuck up birds to have a gay old time.
 
2013-07-20 07:55:38 AM
If we've learned anything from baseball, it's that a high pitch count early in your career spells disaster down the road!
 
2013-07-20 07:58:30 AM

Kiribub: 43? That's 43 rough.


Came here to say that. I've been with some cougars in my time around that age, and none of them looked that weathered.
 
2013-07-20 08:00:13 AM
If she's paying, I'm playing
 
2013-07-20 08:12:54 AM
I imagine those "toyboys" are virgins if they are desperate enough to sleep with that.
 
2013-07-20 08:14:01 AM
Looks like one of her boy toyz knocked her up.

/about 7 months ago
 
2013-07-20 08:29:36 AM
Talk about sacrificing virgins -- yeesh.
 
2013-07-20 08:31:16 AM
At BEST she is a No-fang-Cougar, but Middle-aged-pathetic-beachball.  No wonder she wants virgins, anyone else with any experience wouldnt be tempted by the prospect of sloppy millionths.

shudder
 
2013-07-20 08:36:28 AM
Someone get that lady a T certificate and a high school gig, stat.
 
2013-07-20 08:55:02 AM

dopekitty74: Fat AND ugly? Maybe not, but I know a few fat boys with great dicks and personalities, and a few that are ugly, but well built and very attentive and confident, who would qualify as "studs"


bullshiat.  those are classified as "friend zoned dudes that don't get laid".  unless they are out bagging the porkers.
 
2013-07-20 08:55:10 AM
 
2013-07-20 08:56:00 AM
not 43
possibly pregnant or drinks a case of beer a night, or both

I really can't imagine why a woman would want to sleep with a virgin, but apparently she likes to teach. But why we would anyone want to learn from her? Is she really wealthy? I just saw the pictures and quit with that one.
 
2013-07-20 08:58:16 AM
That's some farking gunt!!!
 
2013-07-20 09:01:44 AM
OK, she's put on a few pounds since "Love Shack", but that was a fun song.
 
2013-07-20 09:04:24 AM
What do they put in the water there? Ugly juice?
 
2013-07-20 09:05:01 AM
For everyone who hasn't clicked the link, here's an eye-safe alternative:
seafoodpunch.com
 
2013-07-20 09:10:19 AM

Musikslayer: OK, she's put on a few pounds since "Love Shack", but that was a fun song.


Oh she aged much better. (and she's 15 years older)

assets.rollingstone.com
 
2013-07-20 09:10:57 AM

dready zim: log_jammin: My daddy once said to me...

"You see that fat, disgusting, toothless woman down there at the end of the bar? someone in this bar will attempt to take her home tonight. no matter how nasty a woman is, someone is desperate enough to try to screw her."

the lady in the article is that woman.

Every single time a man sleeps with a lot of women, he's called a stud, but if a woman sleeps with a lot of men, she's called a slut, and people think this is unfair... Nah. It's completely fair, and I'll tell you why, alright? 'Cause it's farkin' easy to be a slut, it's farkin' hard to be a stud. To be a stud you have to be witty, charming, be well-dressed, have nice shoes, and a fake job. To be a slut you just have to be there. There are fat ugly sluts out there, there are no fat ugly studs.


I dunno what you're going on about. He never called anyone a slut or a stud. He was just pointing out that it's easy for just about any woman to get laid if they want to because many of us guys will screw just about anything. He wasn't trying to attach any kind of stigma to it.
 
2013-07-20 09:18:21 AM
thegloss.com
I'm pretty deviant, and am the first to criticize people over "sharp knees", but I would not even send that thing WIE
/Is it possible for your penis to shrivel up in a photograph simply by being viewed?
 
2013-07-20 09:30:04 AM

maggoo: two things:

1: Gunt.

2: she only manages to pull 19yo virgin guys because they are desperate to cease to be virgins, no matter what it takes.


Yeah, and she gets regular sex out of it. You'd do it if you could.
 
2013-07-20 09:40:42 AM
steerforth
Yeah, and she gets regular sex out of it. You'd do it if you could.
================================================

If a 16+ girl virgin (or normal girl or hell, slut) WANTED to bang me, I would not in any way turn that down.

But that's not gonna happen.

Guys are desperate for sex. Girls can just walk into a bar and snap their fingers. It's a lot easier for them.

Ugly 60-year-old looking cougars who are dangerously overweight can pull this off. People like me cannot.
 
2013-07-20 09:45:24 AM
Can someone please post a pic of said hottie in the thread. The Sun apparently isn't there when it comes to mobile.
 
2013-07-20 09:48:09 AM

Igor Jakovsky: Can someone please post a pic of said hottie in the thread. The Sun apparently isn't there when it comes to mobile.


You asked for it.  Behold everyone, the end of the world i nigh.

img.thesun.co.uk
img.thesun.co.uk

img.thesun.co.uk
 
2013-07-20 09:48:41 AM
www.ketv.com
 
2013-07-20 09:48:45 AM
Yeah, um no. The "smokin hot" meme is the Rick Roll of Fark. I don't click on the links anymore because it's a dead give away.
 
2013-07-20 09:49:38 AM
Hot cougar? THE DIE IS CAST (clicks) :( (runs back to Gaul)
 
2013-07-20 09:49:54 AM
what is the appeal of virgins for women?  they like premature ejaculation and clumsy fumbling?
 
2013-07-20 09:50:17 AM
Wrong Judd.
 
2013-07-20 09:50:53 AM

GameSprocket: Wrong Judd.


LOL
 
2013-07-20 09:53:59 AM
No more comparing her to Bonnie Raitt !

userserve-ak.last.fm

There, that's better. *sighs happily*
 
2013-07-20 09:55:17 AM

Somacandra: miss diminutive: Not only does Jackie prefer young men, the mum-of-five believes sex is best with VIRGINS.

What? Granted this is based on not much experience, but every encounter I had with virgins was like the Falklands War: quick and confusing.

Not to mention filled with sheep.



Jesus, there are some things you just don't talk about!
 
2013-07-20 09:56:21 AM
She looks older than my Mom who is in her sixties!
She looks more GILF than MILF.
 
2013-07-20 09:59:55 AM
"Smoking hot" reference on Fark with a Sun link, hmmm......

jornauta.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-07-20 10:01:05 AM

dpaul007: No more comparing her to Bonnie Raitt !

[userserve-ak.last.fm image 328x400]

There, that's better. *sighs happily*


Bonnie looks younger than her!
 
2013-07-20 10:01:27 AM
43 years old? Whats that convert to in American? 67? Do we multiply by 1.5 and add 32?
 
2013-07-20 10:02:03 AM

Nogale: I can't believe she's only 5 years older than I am. She looks 60, easily.


I was thinking something very similar! She is only 3 years older than me but definitely looks 60.
 
2013-07-20 10:05:36 AM
 And that's what the outer parts look like, with makup, in the best photographic light..She's had 5 kids,
it's probably Carlsbad Caverns with stage curtains down there..
 
2013-07-20 10:05:48 AM
I'd hit that so hard, I'd get shin splints and laryngitis

/son, I'm sayin' "running and screaming"
 
2013-07-20 10:10:42 AM
This woman is a godsend.  She's a one woman army to save young men from the evils of virginity.  That they're ruined towards younger women is a good thing.  That leaves more sweet young things for the older man crowd.
 
2013-07-20 10:10:45 AM
api.ning.com
 
2013-07-20 10:11:18 AM

Mr. Shabooboo: And that's what the outer parts look like, with makup, in the best photographic light..She's had 5 kids,
it's probably Carlsbad Caverns with stage curtains down there..


After working with construction workers to put myself through undergrad, I've heard worse.  Spam flaps, Meat curtains and fur burger come to mind.

/shudder
 
2013-07-20 10:26:20 AM
i've seen 60 year olds that look better than her.
 
2013-07-20 10:30:26 AM

Cewley: Is that Bonnie Raitt?


Jesus, no kidding.
 
2013-07-20 10:31:22 AM
Ok, I believe you, FARK. Christina Hendricks is past her expiration date.
 
2013-07-20 10:34:36 AM

bearded clamorer: Come for the gunt..


WHA?
 
2013-07-20 10:42:10 AM

dopekitty74: I have a couple of FWB who are in their early 20's (I just turned 39) but I like the ones that already know what they're doing. It's the stamina/energy I enjoy. Nervousness and premature ejaculation are turnoffs, not turn-ons.

That being said, one of them had never had a proper beej til he met me.. :)


You rascal, you!
 
2013-07-20 10:42:52 AM
si0.twimg.com
 
2013-07-20 10:57:10 AM
Behold, stripling, the mystery of the unshaven gunt!
 
2013-07-20 11:00:17 AM

Dinobot: i've seen banged 60 year olds that look better than her.


There, fixed that for ya.
 
2013-07-20 11:05:26 AM
Dammit, why do I always fall for the " Smoking hot" with a Sun tag?...Every..single..time! Do the people who post these even know what Hot is?

One born every minute and im one of them
 
2013-07-20 11:08:42 AM
Article sub headline:

Mum, 43, trawls cougar sites for 'grateful' young men

Note to Sun editors:  "grateful" is not a politically-correct synonym for "visually-impaired"
 
2013-07-20 11:30:16 AM
Dam you subby, dam you all to HELL!

img2-3.timeinc.net
 
2013-07-20 11:32:22 AM
That CANNOT be 43. My girl's 42, and if this is what 43 looks like then my girl looks to be in her 20s.

I call bullshiat, or I pity the poor dear for looking like a sexagenarian.

/I'm 42, and even I don't look anywhere near that bad. Holy cripes.
 
2013-07-20 11:33:56 AM
Obviously no one scrolled to the bottom of the article where the hot cougars are shown.
 
2013-07-20 11:34:16 AM
I don't know if I'd hit it or not, on one hand any port in a storm. On the other the Moped syndrome, fun to ride but you wouldn't want anyone you know to see you.
Or you could degrade and humiliate her and not feel guilty afterwards.
 
2013-07-20 11:36:40 AM
a0.twimg.com

Approves.
 
2013-07-20 11:57:10 AM
iamawizard.jpg
 
2013-07-20 11:57:49 AM

ZeroCorpse: That CANNOT be 43. My girl's 42, and if this is what 43 looks like then my girl looks to be in her 20s.

I call bullshiat, or I pity the poor dear for looking like a sexagenarian.

/I'm 42, and even I don't look anywhere near that bad. Holy cripes.


I lurk here enough to know you seem to be proud to be able to bring this facet of your life up at any given opportunity. So, as they like to say around here, PICS or GTFO, and maybe have a little STFU while you're at the buffet.
 
2013-07-20 11:59:41 AM
Farking gross
 
2013-07-20 12:12:08 PM
She first found virgins satisfied her needs after sleeping with a 21-year-old chef called Craig, who trembled with fear disgust during their first encounter.
 
2013-07-20 12:17:53 PM

bugcrusher: My eyes! My eyes!!
Subby, you got me. And if that's 43, she's using some other math system.


You have to convert to metric, because the metric system.
 
2013-07-20 12:26:27 PM

Abuse Liability: Mr. Shabooboo: And that's what the outer parts look like, with makup, in the best photographic light..She's had 5 kids,
it's probably Carlsbad Caverns with stage curtains down there..

After working with construction workers to put myself through undergrad, I've heard worse.  Spam flaps, Meat curtains and fur burger come to mind.

/shudder


ImthinkingArbys.jpg
 
2013-07-20 12:41:32 PM
43... in hexadecimal.
 
2013-07-20 12:46:04 PM
i.imgur.com
 
2013-07-20 12:46:33 PM
img802.imageshack.us
 
2013-07-20 12:49:23 PM
Subby, I know cougars and that, sir, is no cougar.
 
2013-07-20 12:58:14 PM
She looks like she may have been hitabble at one time, but that time has passed.
 
2013-07-20 01:01:30 PM

Lt. Cheese Weasel: I'd do that. Even without beer goggles. Eager horny women are a fungible commodity.


There's a cream you can use for that.
 
2013-07-20 01:04:05 PM
Wow, I'm older than she is and she'd pass as my mother.


That's a seriously rough 43...
 
2013-07-20 01:40:25 PM

dopekitty74: I have a couple of FWB who are in their early 20's (I just turned 39) but I like the ones that already know what they're doing. It's the stamina/energy I enjoy. Nervousness and premature ejaculation are turnoffs, not turn-ons.

That being said, one of them had never had a proper beej til he met me.. :)


How YOU doin'?
 
2013-07-20 01:44:20 PM

dopekitty74: I have a couple of FWB who are in their early 20's (I just turned 39) but I like the ones that already know what they're doing. It's the stamina/energy I enjoy. Nervousness and premature ejaculation are turnoffs, not turn-ons.

That being said, one of them had never had a proper beej til he met me.. :)


Well baby, "nervousness and premature ejaculation" are my middle names. I have a tattoo of Quickdraw McGraw that incorporates my penis. I'll let you imagine how that looks. Aw yeah.
 
2013-07-20 02:18:09 PM
Christ, I'm 40 and she could pass for my mother.
 
2013-07-20 02:20:53 PM

dopekitty74: I have a couple of FWB who are in their early 20's (I just turned 39) but I like the ones that already know what they're doing. It's the stamina/energy I enjoy. Nervousness and premature ejaculation are turnoffs, not turn-ons.

That being said, one of them had never had a proper beej til he met me.. :)


How YOU doin'..?
 
2013-07-20 02:26:44 PM

CapnPlaty: bugcrusher: My eyes! My eyes!!
Subby, you got me. And if that's 43, she's using some other math system.
You have to convert to metric, because the metric system.


Stones. It has something to do with stones. She must have a lot of them.
 
2013-07-20 02:26:44 PM

Igor Jakovsky: Abuse Liability: Mr. Shabooboo: And that's what the outer parts look like, with makup, in the best photographic light..She's had 5 kids,
it's probably Carlsbad Caverns with stage curtains down there..

After working with construction workers to put myself through undergrad, I've heard worse.  Spam flaps, Meat curtains and fur burger come to mind.

/shudder

ImthinkingArbys.jpg


I was trying to give the idea without getting too gross, but, ya, those things..
 
2013-07-20 02:42:10 PM

CapnPlaty: bugcrusher: My eyes! My eyes!!
Subby, you got me. And if that's 43, she's using some other math system.

You have to convert to metric, because the metric system.


I'm using human years = dog years.

www.vnessentials.com
 
2013-07-20 02:44:06 PM
My wife is 1 year younger than that beast and looks a bajillion times better.  And no, you can't have pics.  Mine.  That's why I put a ring on it.
 
2013-07-20 02:46:03 PM
that 'smoke must be from a spilled fat fire
 
2013-07-20 03:01:18 PM
 

Delay: She's rather big. Does she prefer to eat krill?


yeah smothered in butter and downed with a pitcher of beer
 
2013-07-20 03:22:18 PM
I think the newspaper was using Celsius and not Fahrenheit for this age think about it
 
2013-07-20 03:32:48 PM
If you go on a date with her, you're gonna need a bag of flour.
 
2013-07-20 03:36:36 PM

wombatsrus: Approves.


Name?
 
2013-07-20 05:39:05 PM

ZeroCorpse: That CANNOT be 43. My girl's 42, and if this is what 43 looks like then my girl looks to be in her 20s.

I call bullshiat, or I pity the poor dear for looking like a sexagenarian.

/I'm 42, and even I don't look anywhere near that bad. Holy cripes.


well then I would make sure I sent her a postcard from Europe on her 43rd.
 
2013-07-20 06:12:24 PM

wombatsrus: [a0.twimg.com image 359x336]

Approves.


Who in the HELL is that? Rawrrrrrrrr.....
 
2013-07-20 06:15:01 PM

elgrancerdo: wombatsrus: Approves.

Name?


Lady Sonia. "The Masterbatrix"

/a friend told me
 
2013-07-20 06:15:55 PM

John Buck 41: wombatsrus: [a0.twimg.com image 359x336]

Approves.

Who in the HELL is that? Rawrrrrrrrr.....


See above
 
2013-07-20 07:36:12 PM
images.sodahead.com
 
2013-07-20 08:03:05 PM

mooseyfate: maggoo: two things:

1: Gunt.

2: she only manages to pull 19yo virgin guys because they are desperate to cease to be virgins, no matter what it takes.

I was reminded of Meredith from the Office.

/Guys fight over me all the time.
//Though usually it's over who gets to hold the camera...


i was reminded of mrs garret from facts of life.
 
2013-07-20 08:28:19 PM

HotWingAgenda: cptrelentless: HotWingAgenda: ShawnDoc: I know subby is trolling, but apparently the British really do have a serious shortage of attractive women.  At least she didn't have the typical British 5-head.

I sometimes wonder if they intentionally prevent their attractive people from being photographed, as a measure to camouflage their overall demographic and discourage American immigrants.

It's more to do with attitudes to beauty - in America there are plenty of unphotogenic people but your media avoids showing their pictures or having them on tv.  Thus you get a false idea of beauty.  Here in Britain we revel in the average, the normal looking people.  Being ugly is not a block to you being famous for 15 minutes.

I live in an area where the average person really is as attractive as the people on TV. We just don't bother putting the hicks in our flyover states in front of the lens, because all our media outlets are based on the coasts.


Never underestimate the power of a Midwestern college town to generate hot chicks, man.

/search Melissa Midwest
//NSFW
 
2013-07-20 10:02:51 PM

miss diminutive: Not only does Jackie prefer young men, the mum-of-five believes sex is best with VIRGINS.

What? Granted this is based on not much experience, but every encounter I had with virgins was like the Falklands War: quick and confusing.


taach.files.wordpress.com
Wow, Yamada has really let herself go...
 
2013-07-20 11:03:59 PM
Lie about my age? Why, never!

She's over 50, or she's got really bad genes and will die at 60.
 
2013-07-21 12:31:06 AM
If you can get past the fat apron, literally and figuratively, you're good to go.
 
2013-07-21 12:57:08 AM

Molavian: Christ, I'm 40 and she could pass for my mother.



You know that is fake, right?
 
2013-07-21 01:04:50 AM
I kept visualizing a pig with an apple in it's mouth as I was looking through the "smoking hot" images.
 
2013-07-21 01:07:50 AM
What 43 ACTUALLY looks like:

www1.pictures.stylebistro.com www.realbeauty.com www3.pictures.stylebistro.com 1.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-07-21 01:21:38 AM
images.wikia.com

Keep the hotties coming!
 
2013-07-21 01:32:26 AM
Fat and not aging well, nope
 
2013-07-21 02:11:46 AM

Mr Rogers is aroused: I need to see her 401k, bank balance, and any relevant future earnings documentation.  IF it all checks out, I'd rock her world, man.  I mean we're talking pension for life, but I'd dine at the Y for the right (annuitized) price.  And we'd need a notarized agreement with an escrow account.  But still, I'd hit it.


I see what you are saying there. Sure, eat at the Y. You don't have to get your tongue hard, the real challenge is if she wants straight sex with the lights on.
Am I saying I could do it...no way, I am just saying you couldn't.
 
2013-07-21 03:10:56 AM
I'm going with the crowd (not on how "ugly" or not, as that's subjective), but if she's 43, she's had some lifestyle choices that have accelerated the aging process on her. i'm guessing she smokes (thus the "smoking")... THAT will definitely add the wrinkles. prob a good amount of drinking too
 
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