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(The Sun)   Smoking hot 43-year-old cougar: "I only have sex with toyboys... preferably virgins" (w/hot cougar pics)   (thesun.co.uk) divider line 193
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2013-07-20 11:57:10 AM  
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2013-07-20 11:57:49 AM  

ZeroCorpse: That CANNOT be 43. My girl's 42, and if this is what 43 looks like then my girl looks to be in her 20s.

I call bullshiat, or I pity the poor dear for looking like a sexagenarian.

/I'm 42, and even I don't look anywhere near that bad. Holy cripes.


I lurk here enough to know you seem to be proud to be able to bring this facet of your life up at any given opportunity. So, as they like to say around here, PICS or GTFO, and maybe have a little STFU while you're at the buffet.
 
2013-07-20 11:59:41 AM  
Farking gross
 
2013-07-20 12:12:08 PM  
She first found virgins satisfied her needs after sleeping with a 21-year-old chef called Craig, who trembled with fear disgust during their first encounter.
 
2013-07-20 12:17:53 PM  

bugcrusher: My eyes! My eyes!!
Subby, you got me. And if that's 43, she's using some other math system.


You have to convert to metric, because the metric system.
 
2013-07-20 12:26:27 PM  

Abuse Liability: Mr. Shabooboo: And that's what the outer parts look like, with makup, in the best photographic light..She's had 5 kids,
it's probably Carlsbad Caverns with stage curtains down there..

After working with construction workers to put myself through undergrad, I've heard worse.  Spam flaps, Meat curtains and fur burger come to mind.

/shudder


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2013-07-20 12:41:32 PM  
43... in hexadecimal.
 
2013-07-20 12:46:04 PM  
i.imgur.com
 
2013-07-20 12:46:33 PM  
img802.imageshack.us
 
2013-07-20 12:49:23 PM  
Subby, I know cougars and that, sir, is no cougar.
 
2013-07-20 12:58:14 PM  
She looks like she may have been hitabble at one time, but that time has passed.
 
2013-07-20 01:01:30 PM  

Lt. Cheese Weasel: I'd do that. Even without beer goggles. Eager horny women are a fungible commodity.


There's a cream you can use for that.
 
2013-07-20 01:04:05 PM  
Wow, I'm older than she is and she'd pass as my mother.


That's a seriously rough 43...
 
2013-07-20 01:40:25 PM  

dopekitty74: I have a couple of FWB who are in their early 20's (I just turned 39) but I like the ones that already know what they're doing. It's the stamina/energy I enjoy. Nervousness and premature ejaculation are turnoffs, not turn-ons.

That being said, one of them had never had a proper beej til he met me.. :)


How YOU doin'?
 
2013-07-20 01:44:20 PM  

dopekitty74: I have a couple of FWB who are in their early 20's (I just turned 39) but I like the ones that already know what they're doing. It's the stamina/energy I enjoy. Nervousness and premature ejaculation are turnoffs, not turn-ons.

That being said, one of them had never had a proper beej til he met me.. :)


Well baby, "nervousness and premature ejaculation" are my middle names. I have a tattoo of Quickdraw McGraw that incorporates my penis. I'll let you imagine how that looks. Aw yeah.
 
2013-07-20 02:18:09 PM  
Christ, I'm 40 and she could pass for my mother.
 
2013-07-20 02:20:53 PM  

dopekitty74: I have a couple of FWB who are in their early 20's (I just turned 39) but I like the ones that already know what they're doing. It's the stamina/energy I enjoy. Nervousness and premature ejaculation are turnoffs, not turn-ons.

That being said, one of them had never had a proper beej til he met me.. :)


How YOU doin'..?
 
2013-07-20 02:26:44 PM  

CapnPlaty: bugcrusher: My eyes! My eyes!!
Subby, you got me. And if that's 43, she's using some other math system.
You have to convert to metric, because the metric system.


Stones. It has something to do with stones. She must have a lot of them.
 
2013-07-20 02:26:44 PM  

Igor Jakovsky: Abuse Liability: Mr. Shabooboo: And that's what the outer parts look like, with makup, in the best photographic light..She's had 5 kids,
it's probably Carlsbad Caverns with stage curtains down there..

After working with construction workers to put myself through undergrad, I've heard worse.  Spam flaps, Meat curtains and fur burger come to mind.

/shudder

ImthinkingArbys.jpg


I was trying to give the idea without getting too gross, but, ya, those things..
 
2013-07-20 02:42:10 PM  

CapnPlaty: bugcrusher: My eyes! My eyes!!
Subby, you got me. And if that's 43, she's using some other math system.

You have to convert to metric, because the metric system.


I'm using human years = dog years.

www.vnessentials.com
 
2013-07-20 02:44:06 PM  
My wife is 1 year younger than that beast and looks a bajillion times better.  And no, you can't have pics.  Mine.  That's why I put a ring on it.
 
2013-07-20 02:46:03 PM  
that 'smoke must be from a spilled fat fire
 
2013-07-20 03:01:18 PM  
 

Delay: She's rather big. Does she prefer to eat krill?


yeah smothered in butter and downed with a pitcher of beer
 
2013-07-20 03:22:18 PM  
I think the newspaper was using Celsius and not Fahrenheit for this age think about it
 
2013-07-20 03:32:48 PM  
If you go on a date with her, you're gonna need a bag of flour.
 
2013-07-20 03:36:36 PM  

wombatsrus: Approves.


Name?
 
2013-07-20 05:39:05 PM  

ZeroCorpse: That CANNOT be 43. My girl's 42, and if this is what 43 looks like then my girl looks to be in her 20s.

I call bullshiat, or I pity the poor dear for looking like a sexagenarian.

/I'm 42, and even I don't look anywhere near that bad. Holy cripes.


well then I would make sure I sent her a postcard from Europe on her 43rd.
 
2013-07-20 06:12:24 PM  

wombatsrus: [a0.twimg.com image 359x336]

Approves.


Who in the HELL is that? Rawrrrrrrrr.....
 
2013-07-20 06:15:01 PM  

elgrancerdo: wombatsrus: Approves.

Name?


Lady Sonia. "The Masterbatrix"

/a friend told me
 
2013-07-20 06:15:55 PM  

John Buck 41: wombatsrus: [a0.twimg.com image 359x336]

Approves.

Who in the HELL is that? Rawrrrrrrrr.....


See above
 
2013-07-20 07:36:12 PM  
images.sodahead.com
 
2013-07-20 08:03:05 PM  

mooseyfate: maggoo: two things:

1: Gunt.

2: she only manages to pull 19yo virgin guys because they are desperate to cease to be virgins, no matter what it takes.

I was reminded of Meredith from the Office.

/Guys fight over me all the time.
//Though usually it's over who gets to hold the camera...


i was reminded of mrs garret from facts of life.
 
2013-07-20 08:28:19 PM  

HotWingAgenda: cptrelentless: HotWingAgenda: ShawnDoc: I know subby is trolling, but apparently the British really do have a serious shortage of attractive women.  At least she didn't have the typical British 5-head.

I sometimes wonder if they intentionally prevent their attractive people from being photographed, as a measure to camouflage their overall demographic and discourage American immigrants.

It's more to do with attitudes to beauty - in America there are plenty of unphotogenic people but your media avoids showing their pictures or having them on tv.  Thus you get a false idea of beauty.  Here in Britain we revel in the average, the normal looking people.  Being ugly is not a block to you being famous for 15 minutes.

I live in an area where the average person really is as attractive as the people on TV. We just don't bother putting the hicks in our flyover states in front of the lens, because all our media outlets are based on the coasts.


Never underestimate the power of a Midwestern college town to generate hot chicks, man.

/search Melissa Midwest
//NSFW
 
2013-07-20 10:02:51 PM  

miss diminutive: Not only does Jackie prefer young men, the mum-of-five believes sex is best with VIRGINS.

What? Granted this is based on not much experience, but every encounter I had with virgins was like the Falklands War: quick and confusing.


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Wow, Yamada has really let herself go...
 
2013-07-20 11:03:59 PM  
Lie about my age? Why, never!

She's over 50, or she's got really bad genes and will die at 60.
 
2013-07-21 12:31:06 AM  
If you can get past the fat apron, literally and figuratively, you're good to go.
 
2013-07-21 12:57:08 AM  

Molavian: Christ, I'm 40 and she could pass for my mother.



You know that is fake, right?
 
2013-07-21 01:04:50 AM  
I kept visualizing a pig with an apple in it's mouth as I was looking through the "smoking hot" images.
 
2013-07-21 01:07:50 AM  
What 43 ACTUALLY looks like:

www1.pictures.stylebistro.com www.realbeauty.com www3.pictures.stylebistro.com 1.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-07-21 01:21:38 AM  
images.wikia.com

Keep the hotties coming!
 
2013-07-21 01:32:26 AM  
Fat and not aging well, nope
 
2013-07-21 02:11:46 AM  

Mr Rogers is aroused: I need to see her 401k, bank balance, and any relevant future earnings documentation.  IF it all checks out, I'd rock her world, man.  I mean we're talking pension for life, but I'd dine at the Y for the right (annuitized) price.  And we'd need a notarized agreement with an escrow account.  But still, I'd hit it.


I see what you are saying there. Sure, eat at the Y. You don't have to get your tongue hard, the real challenge is if she wants straight sex with the lights on.
Am I saying I could do it...no way, I am just saying you couldn't.
 
2013-07-21 03:10:56 AM  
I'm going with the crowd (not on how "ugly" or not, as that's subjective), but if she's 43, she's had some lifestyle choices that have accelerated the aging process on her. i'm guessing she smokes (thus the "smoking")... THAT will definitely add the wrinkles. prob a good amount of drinking too
 
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