dopekitty74: Fat AND ugly? Maybe not, but I know a few fat boys with great dicks and personalities, and a few that are ugly, but well built and very attentive and confident, who would qualify as "studs"
Musikslayer: OK, she's put on a few pounds since "Love Shack", but that was a fun song.
dready zim: log_jammin: My daddy once said to me..."You see that fat, disgusting, toothless woman down there at the end of the bar? someone in this bar will attempt to take her home tonight. no matter how nasty a woman is, someone is desperate enough to try to screw her."the lady in the article is that woman.Every single time a man sleeps with a lot of women, he's called a stud, but if a woman sleeps with a lot of men, she's called a slut, and people think this is unfair... Nah. It's completely fair, and I'll tell you why, alright? 'Cause it's farkin' easy to be a slut, it's farkin' hard to be a stud. To be a stud you have to be witty, charming, be well-dressed, have nice shoes, and a fake job. To be a slut you just have to be there. There are fat ugly sluts out there, there are no fat ugly studs.
maggoo: two things:1: Gunt.2: she only manages to pull 19yo virgin guys because they are desperate to cease to be virgins, no matter what it takes.
Igor Jakovsky: Can someone please post a pic of said hottie in the thread. The Sun apparently isn't there when it comes to mobile.
GameSprocket: Wrong Judd.
Somacandra: miss diminutive: Not only does Jackie prefer young men, the mum-of-five believes sex is best with VIRGINS.What? Granted this is based on not much experience, but every encounter I had with virgins was like the Falklands War: quick and confusing.Not to mention filled with sheep.
dpaul007: No more comparing her to Bonnie Raitt ![userserve-ak.last.fm image 328x400]There, that's better. *sighs happily*
Nogale: I can't believe she's only 5 years older than I am. She looks 60, easily.
Mr. Shabooboo: And that's what the outer parts look like, with makup, in the best photographic light..She's had 5 kids,it's probably Carlsbad Caverns with stage curtains down there..
Cewley: Is that Bonnie Raitt?
bearded clamorer: Come for the gunt..
dopekitty74: I have a couple of FWB who are in their early 20's (I just turned 39) but I like the ones that already know what they're doing. It's the stamina/energy I enjoy. Nervousness and premature ejaculation are turnoffs, not turn-ons.That being said, one of them had never had a proper beej til he met me.. :)
Dinobot: i've seen banged 60 year olds that look better than her.
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