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(The Sun)   Smoking hot 43-year-old cougar: "I only have sex with toyboys... preferably virgins" (w/hot cougar pics)   (thesun.co.uk) divider line 193
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2013-07-19 10:48:42 PM
I'd do that. Even without beer goggles. Eager horny women are a fungible commodity.
 
2013-07-19 10:51:09 PM
That second "she's hot" comment on a sun link is a dead giveaway, he thought as he clicked the link.
 
2013-07-19 11:13:27 PM
www.thelittlenerd.com
 
2013-07-19 11:14:25 PM
Is that Bonnie Raitt?
 
2013-07-19 11:44:00 PM
Vomit. Vomit everywhere.
 
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2013-07-19 11:47:25 PM
Cougars are generally a lot more attractive than that.
 
2013-07-20 12:01:10 AM
Holy Christ subby, get your vision checked soonish! You might be going blind...
 
2013-07-20 12:20:29 AM
43? That's 43 rough.
 
2013-07-20 12:27:57 AM
No, that ain't creepy at all. What a pathetic loser.
 
2013-07-20 12:30:25 AM
Not only does Jackie prefer young men, the mum-of-five believes sex is best with VIRGINS.

What? Granted this is based on not much experience, but every encounter I had with virgins was like the Falklands War: quick and confusing.
 
2013-07-20 12:32:25 AM
i.imgur.com
 
2013-07-20 12:33:16 AM

miss diminutive: Not only does Jackie prefer young men, the mum-of-five believes sex is best with VIRGINS.

What? Granted this is based on not much experience, but every encounter I had with virgins was like the Falklands War: quick and confusing.


Not to mention filled with sheep.
 
2013-07-20 12:34:58 AM

Somacandra: miss diminutive: Not only does Jackie prefer young men, the mum-of-five believes sex is best with VIRGINS.

What? Granted this is based on not much experience, but every encounter I had with virgins was like the Falklands War: quick and confusing.

Not to mention filled with sheep.


That too.
 
2013-07-20 12:35:44 AM
Paula Deen with a British accent, and red wig?
How about no.
Actually, she isn't even as good looking as Paula Deen, and that's saying something, so HELL NO.
 
2013-07-20 12:35:48 AM
i.imgur.com
 
2013-07-20 12:55:33 AM
Good grief subby, get some glasses!
Some friends and I stumbled into a bar that had gone from a "usually young crowd" into a "Cougar" hangout back in the '80's (Think hot 30 year old babes in spandex). The three of us pooled our cash and rented a room at a nearby hotel. That was an awesome weekend.
 
2013-07-20 12:57:16 AM
Someday I will click one of these links and see someone who is actually "smoking hot"..

This was not that day.
 
2013-07-20 01:00:51 AM
img.photobucket.com
 
2013-07-20 01:51:43 AM
Dammit, I wish I had let my old friend teach me about sex. I had a hardon for a short while but it went away when she wanted to kiss me. I have issues.
 
2013-07-20 02:07:31 AM
And this is what she looks like WITH makeup. Just think of the morning after with a hangover and sunlight on that with smeared eye liner, no lipstick, and slept-in hair. Shudder
 
2013-07-20 02:14:46 AM
She prefers virgins because they don't notice her eyes.
 
2013-07-20 02:24:41 AM
HEYYYYY YOOOOOOOU GUYYYYYYYS!
i.imgur.com
 
2013-07-20 03:08:48 AM
I know subby is trolling, but apparently the British really do have a serious shortage of attractive women.  At least she didn't have the typical British 5-head.
 
2013-07-20 03:44:40 AM
Pfft...I've had sex with wors.....wait. No I haven't....
 
2013-07-20 04:10:06 AM
Anyone else getting the vibe that the face was photoshopped onto the body?
 
2013-07-20 04:12:00 AM

Kiribub: 43? That's 43 rough.

Yeah, 43 is far back in the rear view window for that one.
 
2013-07-20 04:12:07 AM
I felt compelled to click to make sure it wasn't my first ex-gf.

/ewwwww
//no, no it wasn't
 
2013-07-20 04:13:14 AM
if she were paying me maybe, how much we talkin? like 100 grand? how many drinks do I get before she touches me?
 
2013-07-20 04:15:12 AM
farm9.staticflickr.com

You know it's going to be bad but you just can't prepare yourself.

She looks closer to 63 than 53, let alone 43.
 
2013-07-20 04:15:22 AM
looks good to me!
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2013-07-20 04:15:50 AM

ShawnDoc: I know subby is trolling, but apparently the British really do have a serious shortage of attractive women.  At least she didn't have the typical British 5-head.


I sometimes wonder if they intentionally prevent their attractive people from being photographed, as a measure to camouflage their overall demographic and discourage American immigrants.
 
2013-07-20 04:17:00 AM
She reminds me that I need some yeast and flour for bread tomorrow.
 
2013-07-20 04:18:16 AM
two things:

1: Gunt.

2: she only manages to pull 19yo virgin guys because they are desperate to cease to be virgins, no matter what it takes.
 
2013-07-20 04:19:02 AM
ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwewwewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww and ew.

/and how about OH HELL NO...
 
2013-07-20 04:23:17 AM
www.trilobite.org
 
2013-07-20 04:23:29 AM
I have no morals.. I'd fark it.

/after some captain and cokes
 
2013-07-20 04:23:52 AM
That must cost her a lot. Rentboys aren't cheap.
 
2013-07-20 04:24:21 AM
Her legs look swollen like she has edema or something but I like her attitude.
 
2013-07-20 04:24:22 AM

maggoo: two things:

1: Gunt.

2: she only manages to pull 19yo virgin guys because they are desperate to cease to be virgins, no matter what it takes.


I was reminded of Meredith from the Office.

/Guys fight over me all the time.
//Though usually it's over who gets to hold the camera...
 
2013-07-20 04:25:10 AM
I can't believe she's only 5 years older than I am. She looks 60, easily.
 
2013-07-20 04:30:32 AM

Nogale: I can't believe she's only 5 years older than I am. She looks 60, easily.


It's The Sun.. It's about as credible as the Daily Fail..  She's probably really in her late 50's but that isn't going to pull in page clicks
 
2013-07-20 04:33:59 AM
She's a pretty hard-looking 43.
 
2013-07-20 04:35:19 AM
My daddy once said to me...

"You see that fat, disgusting, toothless woman down there at the end of the bar? someone in this bar will attempt to take her home tonight. no matter how nasty a woman is, someone is desperate enough to try to screw her."

the lady in the article is that woman.
 
2013-07-20 04:36:34 AM
Um, no. Glad I'm neither young(er) nor a virgin. Ewww...
 
2013-07-20 04:42:20 AM

Daily Fail paid some granny ten pounds and made her put on a wig and dress.  Then made up that shiat.


Kipp My 70-yo mother looks younger than that.

 
2013-07-20 04:43:41 AM
My eyes! My eyes!!
Subby, you got me. And if that's 43, she's using some other math system.
 
2013-07-20 04:44:38 AM
Maybe blind virgins trapped on deserted islands for 5 years.
 
2013-07-20 04:44:41 AM
 
2013-07-20 04:46:20 AM
Yeah, she does look like Bonnie Rait, who is the exact same age as my mother.  She does not look like my age at all.
 
2013-07-20 04:47:49 AM
www.reactiongifs.com
 
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