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(New York Daily News)   Bronx barbershop septet arrested for their version of "Sweet Add a Line"   ( divider line 23
    More: Stupid, Bronx, New York City Criminal Court, cocaine, garden furniture, Ryan Alcantara  
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2013-07-20 12:32:38 AM  
HOTY, right there.
2013-07-20 12:33:53 AM  
I'm expecting the "stupid" tag to be about the arrests....not the crime. Par for the course here
2013-07-20 12:35:43 AM  
Sweet Caroline? Leave Neil Diamond out of this.
2013-07-20 12:45:38 AM  

FrancoFile: HOTY, right there.


2013-07-20 12:47:46 AM  
"Operation Scissorhands", the perps sitting in lawn chairs on the street, gang involvement... it seems as if this ought to star Steve Martin.
2013-07-20 12:48:43 AM  
Has to be Zimmerman's fault.
2013-07-20 12:49:54 AM
Looks like someone's a little upset with being replaced by Barney.
2013-07-20 12:53:35 AM  
There's a line up or fade joke here somewhere, but I'm just not ethnic enough to find it.
2013-07-20 01:00:17 AM
2013-07-20 01:01:52 AM  

FrancoFile: HOTY, right there.

This. Before clicking, was certain subby lifted it from the article. For those who don't get it,
2013-07-20 01:03:07 AM  
From the headline, I expected a group of people conspired to create a fake bus stop, to get buses to pick them up right outside their apartment, thereby adding a new line for themselves.

This story is boring.
2013-07-20 01:12:18 AM
2013-07-20 01:21:03 AM  
Thanks, Obama
2013-07-20 01:22:00 AM
2013-07-20 01:37:31 AM

What cocaine may look like.
2013-07-20 01:55:22 AM  
www.cultureorganicsfood.comWhat a straw might look like.
2013-07-20 01:59:33 AM  
"Shave and a haircut. 8 Ball."
2013-07-20 02:02:40 AM  
Huh, and I was thinking sweet child o mine....I need to lay off the alcohol.
2013-07-20 02:24:03 AM  
"Cops said neighbors and merchants lived in fear of the dealers, who pedaled the drugs down the street from a Catholic school and near a drug treatment center."

So, were they on lawn chairs mounted on bicycles, or did someone fail the spell-check?
2013-07-20 02:30:28 AM  
Someone tried to sell cocaine in The Bronx?!? The hell you say?
2013-07-20 09:46:03 AM  
Hmmm, "add a line".
I thought there was going to be an ad for cell phone service or something.
2013-07-20 03:55:31 PM  

Pimparoo: Someone tried to sell cocaine in The Bronx?!? The hell you say!

//the second part is a declarative statement
///otherwise it comes off like "I'm Ron Burgundy?"
2013-07-20 03:56:21 PM  
oh, and HOTY should definitely be considered
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