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2013-07-19 11:41:48 PM
Why, Lord?  Why couldn't Christina Ricci have done that movie before the surgery?
 
2013-07-19 11:42:15 PM
What the hell is a Black Snake Moan anyway?
 
2013-07-19 11:42:25 PM
Black Snake Moan is a successful guide of how to chain Christina Ricci up in your home.

www.commeaucinema.com
 
2013-07-19 11:45:12 PM
It's neat how they suggest Kidworks in TFA.

On the front page of Kidworks' home page, it presents these two statistics: Prisons forecast their growth based on 3rd grade illiteracy, and most gang members commit their first crime in 4th grade. The waiting list is also 400 children long.

A chain might actually be a f*cking reasonable option for a single working mother of three.
 
2013-07-19 11:48:14 PM
Police said Navarro told officers she couldn't afford to pay for a babysitter for two children.

C'mon, the "Invisible Pet Fence" shock collars.... that wasn't so hard, now was it?
 
2013-07-19 11:58:03 PM
hiphollywood.com
 
2013-07-20 12:00:01 AM

Oznog: Police said Navarro told officers she couldn't afford to pay for a babysitter for two children.

C'mon, the "Invisible Pet Fence" shock collars.... that wasn't so hard, now was it?


They get mad when you do that too. There was a guy in the Houston area a few years ago who got in trouble for putting a shock collar on his son. Kid didn't seem too traumatized....
 
2013-07-20 12:02:46 AM

skinink: Black Snake Moan is a successful guide of how to chain Christina Ricci up in your home.

[www.commeaucinema.com image 590x913]


And now I have a completely normal boner that is not dysfunctional in any way...nope.
 
2013-07-20 12:04:33 AM
Sunshine coming over the hills through my window pane, sunshine coming over the hills might as well be pain.  Got the black cat moan.
 
2013-07-20 12:13:56 AM
I have sympathy for the mother assuming she is correct that her kid was on the wrong path and she couldn't think of another way to keep him from going out and committing crimes/joining a gang.  There is usually more to these stories than first appears, but even if her intentions were pure, her actions are criminal.  As the story states, if a fire broke out, a chained up kid would be unable to escape.

And FYI, Black Snake Moan is a movie: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0462200/?ref_=sr_1
 
2013-07-20 12:14:52 AM

Deedeemarz: Oznog: Police said Navarro told officers she couldn't afford to pay for a babysitter for two children.

C'mon, the "Invisible Pet Fence" shock collars.... that wasn't so hard, now was it?

They get mad when you do that too. There was a guy in the Houston area a few years ago who got in trouble for putting a shock collar on his son. Kid didn't seem too traumatized....


www.kutsuki.org

You mean a "Paradise Welcome Necklace"...
 
2013-07-20 12:17:46 AM
Says you, Subby
 
2013-07-20 12:24:56 AM
Bad parent, bad kid, blah, blah, blah....

Lets see more Christina Ricci!
 
2013-07-20 12:25:09 AM
Better way to use that chain. Beat the kid with it till he capitulates. It's called The Chain of Command.

images.buddytv.com
 
2013-07-20 12:27:41 AM
it would be a pretty awesome band name.
 
2013-07-20 12:30:13 AM

I'm Yukon Cornelius: it would be a pretty awesome band name.


and google tells me that it already is. heh.

/learn something new every day
 
2013-07-20 01:08:55 AM
Smokey knows all about that Black Snake Moan
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P4wtLjqzT_4
 
2013-07-20 01:12:37 AM

skinink: Black Snake Moan is a successful guide of how to chain Christina Ricci up in your home.

[www.commeaucinema.com image 590x913]


On the bright side, she always had a week off every month when she was dressed like that during filming.
 
2013-07-20 01:16:58 AM
She thinks he may be getting into gangs and hanging out with the wrong crowd, possibly going to get involved in criminal activity, so apparently this was her last resort," said Cpl. Anthony Bertagna with the Santa Ana Police Department.

Really. He's ten. She's tried every single thing she can possibly think of or imagine and ALL SHE'S LEFT WITH is chaining him to the wall, because she "thinks" that he "may" be hanging out with the wrong crowd and "possibly" getting involved with criminal activity. She had absolutely zero other alternatives, including making sure first of all that the kid was actually hanging out with the wrong crowd and really getting into criminal activity.

Bull.
Shiat.
 
2013-07-20 01:25:42 AM
i have a 12-year-old daughter.  good kid.  straight a's.  courteous.  helpful.  considerate.  kind.  hangs with a good group of friends and stays away from the "wrong" crowd.  but she's growing boobs now.  despite what a perfect little angel she is, i certainly understand chaining a kid inside to keep them away from unsavory elements.  not saying i approve of it, but i understand it.

/little boys better watch out.
 
2013-07-20 01:43:00 AM

crayola_chicken: i have a 12-year-old daughter.  good kid.  straight a's.  courteous.  helpful.  considerate.  kind.  hangs with a good group of friends and stays away from the "wrong" crowd.  but she's growing boobs now.  despite what a perfect little angel she is, i certainly understand chaining a kid inside to keep them away from unsavory elements.  not saying i approve of it, but i understand it.

/little boys better watch out.


I hear this is where the gun collecting comes into play. You never have to touch a round of ammo in your life you just need some big scary guns, a chair for your front porch and gun cleaning supplies. OCD helps for the cleaning part. I hear it's much more effective than restricting  your kid.
 
2013-07-20 02:56:38 AM

isamudyson: skinink: Black Snake Moan is a successful guide of how to chain Christina Ricci up in your home.

[www.commeaucinema.com image 590x913]

On the bright side, she always had a week off every month when she was dressed like that during filming.


I see you've thought about this way too much
 
2013-07-20 02:59:27 AM

isamudyson: skinink: Black Snake Moan is a successful guide of how to chain Christina Ricci up in your home.

[www.commeaucinema.com image 590x913]

On the bright side, she always had a week off every month when she was dressed like that during filming.


Not necessarily, she may have been using a "menstrual cup."
 
2013-07-20 05:37:54 AM
The Black Snake Moan treatment would do more for Lindsey Lohan than all the 'get clean' places she's been a patient of....
 
2013-07-20 05:56:35 AM
But she's entitled to have it all  and on her terms!  You go girl!
 
2013-07-20 07:29:55 AM
"She thinks he may be getting into gangs and hanging out with the wrong crowd, possibly going to get involved in criminal activity, so apparently this was her last resort," said Cpl. Anthony Bertagna with the Santa Ana Police Department.

Given those stupid PSA's about drugs played endlessly on radio and TV these days, it's easy for someone lacking critical thinking skills (aka stupid people and conservatives) like this mom to assume it's a deadly world out there for your kids.  Guess what...overall crime has actually been going DOWN over the past 25 years.

Oh long as people donate to sham organizations such as "Partnership for a drug-free America" and DARE we'll need to put up with this nonsense because they pay broadcasters big bucks to air their spots.
 
2013-07-20 08:36:03 AM
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2013-07-20 10:14:22 AM

logic523: Why, Lord?  Why couldn't Christina Ricci have done that movie before the surgery?


And she still looks fine even after.

"Prozac Nation" for what was once.

/I'd encroach on her neutral zone
 
2013-07-20 10:17:00 AM

crayola_chicken: i have a 12-year-old daughter.  good kid.  straight a's.  courteous.  helpful.  considerate.  kind.  hangs with a good group of friends and stays away from the "wrong" crowd.  but she's growing boobs now.  despite what a perfect little angel she is, i certainly understand chaining a kid inside to keep them away from unsavory elements.  not saying i approve of it, but i understand it.

/little boys better watch out.


Just remember those little boys are someone else's crotchfruit.

/that may also have guns
//that they do more than clean
///even the mommas
////slashies for multiple homocides!
 
2013-07-20 10:37:02 AM

OtherLittleGuy: crayola_chicken: i have a 12-year-old daughter.  good kid.  straight a's.  courteous.  helpful.  considerate.  kind.  hangs with a good group of friends and stays away from the "wrong" crowd.  but she's growing boobs now.  despite what a perfect little angel she is, i certainly understand chaining a kid inside to keep them away from unsavory elements.  not saying i approve of it, but i understand it.

/little boys better watch out.

Just remember those little boys are someone else's crotchfruit.

/that may also have guns
//that they do more than clean
///even the mommas
////slashies for multiple homocides!


Keep the gheys out of this.
 
2013-07-20 10:58:26 AM

Gyrfalcon: She thinks he may be getting into gangs and hanging out with the wrong crowd, possibly going to get involved in criminal activity, so apparently this was her last resort," said Cpl. Anthony Bertagna with the Santa Ana Police Department.

Really. He's ten. She's tried every single thing she can possibly think of or imagine and ALL SHE'S LEFT WITH is chaining him to the wall, because she "thinks" that he "may" be hanging out with the wrong crowd and "possibly" getting involved with criminal activity. She had absolutely zero other alternatives, including making sure first of all that the kid was actually hanging out with the wrong crowd and really getting into criminal activity.


Well, sure, but on the plus side, if he does ever want to impress anyone, all he has to say is, "I was on a chain gang when I was ten."  That'll get the other guy to back off, if he knows what's good for him.
 
2013-07-20 03:40:04 PM
But it is a successful erotic experience.
i.imgur.com
 
rka
2013-07-20 07:51:49 PM

Fecal Conservative: crayola_chicken: i have a 12-year-old daughter.  good kid.  straight a's.  courteous.  helpful.  considerate.  kind.  hangs with a good group of friends and stays away from the "wrong" crowd.  but she's growing boobs now.  despite what a perfect little angel she is, i certainly understand chaining a kid inside to keep them away from unsavory elements.  not saying i approve of it, but i understand it.

/little boys better watch out.

I hear this is where the gun collecting comes into play. You never have to touch a round of ammo in your life you just need some big scary guns, a chair for your front porch and gun cleaning supplies. OCD helps for the cleaning part. I hear it's much more effective than restricting  your kid.


I'm sure the fathers of all the sluts you knew in high school believed this too. Girls with daddy issues are the best.
 
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