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(Orlando Sentinel)   Routine traffic stop ends with a felon taking a bite out of a cop's arm (W/pic of the flesh wound)   (orlandosentinel.com) divider line 53
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2013-07-19 10:17:35 PM  
www.filminglocationsdetectives.com
Orlando, in just under a month.
 
2013-07-19 10:27:14 PM  

miss diminutive: [www.filminglocationsdetectives.com image 762x414]
Orlando, in just under a month.



Hey....at least there aren't any lines at Epcot.
 
2013-07-19 10:30:23 PM  
and so it begins.
 
2013-07-19 10:52:32 PM  
www.popularmechanics.com
 
2013-07-19 10:57:26 PM  
Akil Asim Horsford

WHAT IS WRONG WITH HIS NAME!? WHY DOES HE HAVE NAMES FROM DIFFERENT CONTINENTS!?
 
2013-07-19 10:59:19 PM  
Help take a bite out of crime law enforcement.
 
2013-07-19 11:00:16 PM  
Can we just get a Florida tab already?
 
2013-07-19 11:00:39 PM  
We should just send all of our crazies to Florida for the Lulz
/Oh wait most of them are there already
 
2013-07-19 11:02:39 PM  
Hey let's make a movie about flesh eating monsters. No one has ever done that before.
 
2013-07-19 11:04:16 PM  
He tried to shoot a cop and ended up not being dead? I'd say he's pretty lucky, considering.
 
2013-07-19 11:04:25 PM  
When there is no more room in Orlando... the dead will walk the earth.
 
2013-07-19 11:06:04 PM  

drjekel_mrhyde: /Oh wait most of them are there already


Inbreeding and Alzheimer's is a powerful voodoo....
 
2013-07-19 11:15:58 PM  

miss diminutive: [www.filminglocationsdetectives.com image 762x414]
Orlando, in just under a month.


You mean a team of sanitation engineers will move through, cleaning up the place?
 
2013-07-19 11:17:02 PM  

Cambrian: Hey let's make a movie about flesh eating monsters. No one has ever done that before.


A movie about biologically normal, non-zombie, non-vampire people who go around eating everyone would be somewhat original.
 
2013-07-19 11:17:19 PM  
Looks like he tripped on his way to the police station....

media.trb.com
 
2013-07-19 11:19:00 PM  
Gorram Reavers
 
2013-07-19 11:20:38 PM  
Child molesting ex-felon who attempts to shoot a police officer.

If there was any time for a justifiable police shooting...

Sigh.

/poor officer is now going to have to have the hell of waiting for tests for HIV, Hep-B, etc.
 
2013-07-19 11:21:55 PM  
Guns. Race. Cops. Dammit! Fark is shut for the night!
 
2013-07-19 11:24:11 PM  
FTA: "...detected a strong smell of marijuana .."

What do you want to bet that they find something *other* than THC in the dude's blood?
 
2013-07-19 11:27:10 PM  
If Potus had a brother...
 
2013-07-19 11:27:40 PM  
forgottenflix.com
 
2013-07-19 11:28:26 PM  
So is it a good thing or a bad thing that this freak had a gun and used it? I'm so unclear where we are this week on the whole gun/stand your ground thingy.
 
2013-07-19 11:28:43 PM  

DiRF: miss diminutive: [www.filminglocationsdetectives.com image 762x414]
Orlando, in just under a month.

You mean a team of sanitation engineers will move through, cleaning up the place?


And leave behind a statue of King Edward VII?
 
2013-07-19 11:30:55 PM  

digitalrain: FTA: "...detected a strong smell of marijuana .."

What do you want to bet that they find something *other* than THC in the dude's blood?


That's what I'm thinking.  What with the "ignoring being tazed" thing my guess is PCP.
 
2013-07-19 11:35:02 PM  
Take a bite out of crime!

First thing I thought of, just wrong direction

/hope for the best for no disease transmission
 
2013-07-19 11:35:40 PM  
Lachwen: digitalrain: FTA: "...detected a strong smell of marijuana .."

What do you want to bet that they find something *other* than THC in the dude's blood?

That's what I'm thinking.  What with the "ignoring being tazed" thing my guess is PCP.


That or Bath Salts
 
2013-07-19 11:39:30 PM  

miss diminutive: [www.filminglocationsdetectives.com image 762x414]
Orlando, in just under a month.


Oh, better put him in the cremation oven now before it gets out of hand.
 
2013-07-19 11:43:24 PM  
Pork.

The other white meat....
 
2013-07-19 11:45:22 PM  
35 years ago
this could have been obama
 
2013-07-19 11:50:10 PM  

Oldiron_79: Lachwen: digitalrain: FTA: "...detected a strong smell of marijuana .."

What do you want to bet that they find something *other* than THC in the dude's blood?

That's what I'm thinking.  What with the "ignoring being tazed" thing my guess is PCP.

That or Bath Salts


Yeah...between the biting a chunk of flesh out of the officer's arm + ignoring being tazed,
bath salts was my first guess too.

Someone's gonna figure out how to aerosolize and weaponize bath salts and next thing
you know, BAM! zombie apocalypse.
 
2013-07-19 11:51:00 PM  
Never go after an armed cop.
 
2013-07-20 12:02:18 AM  
You have the right to bare arms.

They're tasty.
.
 
2013-07-20 12:06:15 AM  

digitalrain: Oldiron_79: Lachwen: digitalrain: FTA: "...detected a strong smell of marijuana .."

What do you want to bet that they find something *other* than THC in the dude's blood?

That's what I'm thinking.  What with the "ignoring being tazed" thing my guess is PCP.

That or Bath Salts

Yeah...between the biting a chunk of flesh out of the officer's arm + ignoring being tazed,
bath salts was my first guess too.

Someone's gonna figure out how to aerosolize and weaponize bath salts and next thing
you know, BAM! zombie apocalypse.


I shall put my minions on that at once(strokes fluffy white cat)
 
2013-07-20 12:07:28 AM  

EngineerBoy: [forgottenflix.com image 800x441]


Why must it always be a 'White vs. Black" thing?
 
2013-07-20 12:22:28 AM  

SpdrJay: Pork.

The other white meat....


I bet it tasted like bacon.
 
2013-07-20 12:28:05 AM  
Goddammit Suarez!
www.thehardtackle.com
 
2013-07-20 12:31:39 AM  
Tastes like bacon.
 
2013-07-20 12:44:19 AM  
so why is he still alive?

Shouldn't the officer feared for his life and used the stand your ground law to defend himself and shoot the person biting his arm?
 
2013-07-20 12:58:43 AM  
Great, now the cop only has a few hours before he begins to turn.  Zombie apocalypse nothing, whatever is coming around to make the nutjobs in Florida start eating faces/arms/people seems much more dangerous.  What I want to know is what the urine drug screen on the felon showed.
 
2013-07-20 01:00:13 AM  

kkinnison: Shouldn't the officer feared for his life and used the stand your ground law to defend himself and shoot the person biting his arm?


You mock (stupidly), but you're right despite yourself. The problem is one of mechanics. It's very difficult to shoot someone close enough to bite you in the tiny amount of time it takes them to actually bite you.

Mythbusters did the legwork. Within about a 20 foot radius an assailant relying on a melee attack has the upper hand over a person with a holstered firearm and their advantage only increases as the radius decreases. In immediate contact your advantage over a person with an unprimed firearm is virtually infinite provided that you can inflict the killing blow in one strike (even if that means they die slowly of hepatitis).
 
2013-07-20 01:12:12 AM  

blugenes: Great, now the cop only has a few hours before he begins to turn.  Zombie apocalypse nothing, whatever is coming around to make the nutjobs in Florida start eating faces/arms/people seems much more dangerous.  What I want to know is what the urine drug screen on the felon showed.


Solanum.
 
2013-07-20 02:08:10 AM  
Horsford continued fighting until more officers arrived and subdued him.

Subdued = beat the living shiat out of
Cops discourage attempted murder of other cops.
 
2013-07-20 02:16:47 AM  

Abix: Looks like he tripped on his way to the police station....

[media.trb.com image 408x510]


They kept trying to help him stand up, but he was so slippery he kept falling down again.
 
2013-07-20 02:28:19 AM  
j-walkblog.com
 
2013-07-20 02:40:56 AM  

skozlaw: kkinnison: Shouldn't the officer feared for his life and used the stand your ground law to defend himself and shoot the person biting his arm?

You mock (stupidly), but you're right despite yourself. The problem is one of mechanics. It's very difficult to shoot someone close enough to bite you in the tiny amount of time it takes them to actually bite you.

Mythbusters did the legwork. Within about a 20 foot radius an assailant relying on a melee attack has the upper hand over a person with a holstered firearm and their advantage only increases as the radius decreases. In immediate contact your advantage over a person with an unprimed firearm is virtually infinite provided that you can inflict the killing blow in one strike (even if that means they die slowly of hepatitis).


The 20 foot thing is true only as long as the defender is not trained on what to do (basically run backwards while drawing and firing). Still tough however as a 20ft away surprise provides very little reaction time.
 
2013-07-20 03:49:49 AM  

Gyrfalcon: So is it a good thing or a bad thing that this freak had a gun and used it? I'm so unclear where we are this week on the whole gun/stand your ground thingy.


Felon. Aren't they banned?
 
2013-07-20 04:47:14 AM  
 Wow a real winner there.
 
2013-07-20 05:01:23 AM  
www.smartcitymemphis.com
 
2013-07-20 05:09:43 AM  
I remember seeing a couple DC cops back in the 1990's with obvious bite marks on their arms.   Another had a bunch of stab wounds on the back of his head.

Not the kind of cops you would want to mess with.

Generally they were very cool, as long as you weren't trying to kill them.
 
2013-07-20 07:32:24 AM  
Now he's gonna ger Trichinosis.
 
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