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(Huffington Post)   In other news, the entire state of Wyoming has only two escalators   (huffingtonpost.com) divider line 20
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2013-07-20 09:02:16 AM
2 votes:
Makes sense.  I mean, if you were an escalator, would you live in Wyoming?
2013-07-20 06:38:29 AM
2 votes:

Confabulat: People only make fun of Florida because it's interesting.


you have a dimpled chad hanging off your chin.
2013-07-19 11:07:04 PM
2 votes:
Two? So one per person that lives in Wyoming then.
2013-07-19 10:57:20 PM
2 votes:
So, one for each Senator?
2013-07-19 10:16:21 PM
2 votes:

Confabulat: why in the hell would I ever need to build a second floor out there?


I think the root of the issue is; there can't be many 2nd floors that can withstand the weight of your average Wisconsinite.

/go packers
2013-07-19 10:00:33 PM
2 votes:
I worked in Wyoming for two months once. As a Florida boy, I was reviled and shunned, which was fine cause omg what a waste of space that is. I liked the antelopes and the Close Encounters mountain, but why in the hell would I ever need to build a second floor out there?
2013-07-20 09:43:34 AM
1 votes:

Confabulat: Pershing123: There is only one Walmart in Wyoming?

have you ever been to that vast wasteland? I'm sure they flock for miles around with their horses and buggies. It's seriously a very odd place. You don't see many people defending Wyoming in this thread do you? That's cause all 4 Farkers in the entire state are either asleep or drunk.


Actually, they're fishing. Which can easily be done when asleep or drunk.
2013-07-20 05:29:58 AM
1 votes:
How many escalators does a state with a population of 27 (NO, WAIT!29 with that couple that just crossed the state line in a busted up Honda!) need?

My parents lived in Medicine Bow for a while.It's an absolutely beautiful place, but almost NO ONE lives there.Trips to the grocery store were all day occasions because of the drive time involved.Along the way, trains on tracks parallel to the road would honk at you simply because they hadn't seen anything else in over 6 hours.
2013-07-20 04:58:21 AM
1 votes:

Lt. Cheese Weasel: Good point, except for the part that says this farticle is about Wyoming. Durrrrrr. Smoke less dope.

/and slashies


lol, no. all work and no sleep

as to which my clock will still attest

universebetween: Wyoming: The Farking Shiatiest State in the Union.


nah, I'd go with a southern state for that.
If you want to pick a north state, I think whatever bad can be said about Wyoming probably goes twice in Idaho or North Dakota.

I remember watching close encounters of the third kind at a KOA in the shadow of devils tower on a trip as a kid.

They had some lost hikers to boot so while the movie was playing, there was actually a helicopter flying around. At 11, I thought I was in the land of awesome.
2013-07-20 04:46:10 AM
1 votes:
Trapkus said the escalators are a popular attraction for children, who can ride the moving staircase for free during business hours.

Does this mean that they charge admission outside of business hours?
2013-07-20 04:24:54 AM
1 votes:
Being from South Dakota, the first time i saw an escalator in real life was when i was 13. We were on a field trip in the Twin Cities and everyone ran to ride up and down the escalator. The locals just stared at us. Most likely they assumed we were all "special." My childhood sucked.
2013-07-20 04:18:20 AM
1 votes:
www.likecool.com
2013-07-20 03:58:32 AM
1 votes:
Wyoming has electricity? What will come next, horseless carriages?
2013-07-20 02:45:06 AM
1 votes:

sammyk: What a Wyoming escalator might look like.
[www.jaywalkerlodge.com image 600x450]


kylegrantham.files.wordpress.com

Another escalator in Wyoming.
2013-07-20 02:07:14 AM
1 votes:

Confabulat: I worked in Wyoming for two months once. As a Florida boy, I was reviled and shunned, which was fine cause omg what a waste of space that is. I liked the antelopes and the Close Encounters mountain, but why in the hell would I ever need to build a second floor out there?


I see your point... Florida is pretty awesome.
2013-07-20 01:16:24 AM
1 votes:

Ennuipoet: But has a shiat load of elevators in all the nuclear missile silos.


Gentlemen... we cannot allow an escalator gap.
2013-07-19 11:53:18 PM
1 votes:
What a Wyoming escalator might look like.
www.jaywalkerlodge.com

/rode that last week
//simply stunning
//Had a bacon peanut butter waffle sandwich at 10450 feet.
2013-07-19 11:14:44 PM
1 votes:

But Wait There's More: In other news, I've seen this story posted on every other news site this week. Nice to wake the f*ck up, Admins


It's a repeat from yesterday

escalatorgate is all the rage in Wyoming and new construction has been so swift that one could say that it's been elevated to new heights

i1057.photobucket.com
2013-07-19 10:35:48 PM
1 votes:
So. Thanks for the convenience?
2013-07-19 10:10:39 PM
1 votes:
The world's foremost escalator reporter, Megan Lee

Talk about job security...
 
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