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(Sun Sentinel)   Man attacks roommate with machete after he changed the radio station. THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE   (sun-sentinel.com) divider line 33
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2013-07-19 07:45:26 PM
Thankfully, Florida's "What's the Frequency Kenneth?" law will be available to protect the heroic machete-wielder.
 
2013-07-19 07:57:14 PM

Somacandra: Thankfully, Florida's "What's the Frequency Kenneth?" law will be available to protect the heroic machete-wielder.


Well now that you've brought it up, did we ever find out what the frequency actually was?
 
2013-07-19 08:09:28 PM
what a Florida roommate-attacking machete wielder might look like
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2013-07-19 08:32:31 PM

Barfmaker: did we ever find out what the frequency actually was?


I don't know everybody else, but Dan Rather sure as hell did
 
2013-07-19 08:45:05 PM

Bung_Howdy: what a Florida roommate-attacking machete wielder might look like
 [blogs.sfweekly.com image 540x361]


For the record, I watched that for the first time this week.  Complete retarded awesomeness.
 
2013-07-19 09:09:40 PM

FriarReb98: Bung_Howdy: what a Florida roommate-attacking machete wielder might look like
 [blogs.sfweekly.com image 540x361]

For the record, I watched that for the first time this week.  Complete retarded awesomeness.


Yeah, and what happens if that guy sneezes, btw?
 
2013-07-19 09:11:13 PM
The article is missing some key information. I think we need to know first what station it was on to begin with, and what station his roommate changed it to. I mean, if he changed it from classic rock to some Bieber-playing pop station, well, I'd say it was justified.
 
2013-07-19 09:12:02 PM
You ever noticed how you let a Mexican into your house just because he's got gardening tools? No questions asked, you just let him right in. Could have a chainsaw, you know, a machete...
 
2013-07-19 09:13:45 PM
Radio station?  Is that still a thing?
 
2013-07-19 09:13:58 PM
"I only had the machete because I was going to sleep in the woods for the night."

That's not helping your case here.
 
2013-07-19 09:14:12 PM
They must be some broke ass people. I bought a cheap rechargeable Bluetooth speaker to put in the bathroom. When I want music while I'm showering, I sync my phone to the speaker and let the music play.
 
2013-07-19 09:24:58 PM

skinink: They must be some broke ass people. I bought a cheap rechargeable Bluetooth speaker to put in the bathroom. When I want music while I'm showering, I sync my phone to the speaker and let the music play.


Let the music play?

He won't get away?
 
2013-07-19 09:27:20 PM
Was the person changing the station drinking an Arizona Watermelon?
 
2013-07-19 09:29:26 PM
If he had only taken the advice of the ad during the wacky morning zoo show on rock 103.5 FM that says "LOCK IT IN AND RIP THE KNOB OFF!!!" This wouldn't have happened.

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jtown: Radio station?  Is that still a thing?


www.zap2it.com
"Come on, Ted! It's 2012. What do you expect? To meet some cute travel agent when you're reading a newspaper at a bookstore? None of those things exist anymore."
 
2013-07-19 09:31:39 PM

flashfry: skinink: They must be some broke ass people. I bought a cheap rechargeable Bluetooth speaker to put in the bathroom. When I want music while I'm showering, I sync my phone to the speaker and let the music play.

Let the music play?

He won't get away?


Just keep the groove and then he'll come back to you again
 
2013-07-19 09:32:02 PM
Must of been the high humidity.
 
2013-07-19 09:40:00 PM

MurphyMurphy: Barfmaker: did we ever find out what the frequency actually was?

I don't know everybody else, but Dan Rather sure as hell did


Mmm, I'm inclined to disagree. He got tuned up, not tuned in.
 
2013-07-19 09:40:11 PM
I am concerned that people actually care enough about what is on commercial radio to fight about what station it is on.
 
2013-07-19 09:52:46 PM
I won't say I approve but I understand.
 
2013-07-19 09:54:52 PM
Hi, I'm Candy... Of course you are

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2013-07-19 09:58:08 PM
I'VE GOT SOMETHING TO SAY!

IT'S BETTER TO BURN OUT THAN FADE AWAY!
 
2013-07-19 10:20:58 PM
*scans headline*

*cracks knuckles*


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2013-07-19 10:52:18 PM

illicit: "I only had the machete because I was going to sleep in the woods for the night."

That's not helping your case here.


i think you're missing the important part.. "in the warehouse where he lived"
 
2013-07-19 11:29:06 PM

Apos: *scans headline*

*cracks knuckles*


That gif has really gotten a lot of visibility lately.
 
2013-07-19 11:33:38 PM
What 40 year old has a roommate?
 
2013-07-19 11:53:25 PM

illannoyin: If he had only taken the advice of the ad during the wacky morning zoo show on rock 103.5 FM that says "LOCK IT IN AND RIP THE KNOB OFF!!!" This wouldn't have happened.

Also...

jtown: Radio station?  Is that still a thing?

[www.zap2it.com image 350x450]
"Come on, Ted! It's 2012. What do you expect? To meet some cute travel agent when you're reading a newspaper at a bookstore? None of those things exist anymore."


If "Doogie" wants to do it "Doggie" style,  the Knob must be removed!

/kidding

1/10  Don't Judge Me
 
2013-07-20 12:26:55 AM

Barfmaker: Somacandra: Thankfully, Florida's "What's the Frequency Kenneth?" law will be available to protect the heroic machete-wielder.

Well now that you've brought it up, did we ever find out what the frequency actually was?


The frequency was 1
 
2013-07-20 12:39:11 AM
He's really not going to like what his new roommate does.
 
2013-07-20 07:20:37 AM
I haven't worked for a place with a radio playing in years.

You just can't put on any old station and expect harmony

Worst offenders I've had to deal with -
Music from one of those Middle-Eastern countries that sounds like a bunch of cats being tortured in a garbage can accompanied by someone twanging on a rubber band.
Religious programming (preachers and "Christian" music)
Talk Radio - Right or left doesn't matter - both are annoying to the extreme.
Middle of the road, elevator music or other musical 'Pablum' (how many instrumental versions of Ann Murray's B-sides can we play?)
FARKIN' COMMERCIALS
Oh, and today's auto-tuned, synthesized pop crap

Of course, Classic Rock, Metal, older country and Southern Rock are fine with me. But I listen on a headset to keep the peace.
 
2013-07-20 07:59:49 AM

eyemarten: Barfmaker: Somacandra: Thankfully, Florida's "What's the Frequency Kenneth?" law will be available to protect the heroic machete-wielder.

Well now that you've brought it up, did we ever find out what the frequency actually was?

The frequency was 1


I find that oddly unsatisfying.
 
2013-07-20 08:31:35 AM
THERE CAN ONLY BE HOT MIX ONE OH ONE
 
2013-07-20 09:05:31 AM
durr i want a roommate but i don't want one.  what do?
 
2013-07-20 12:05:43 PM
He tuned it to Nickelback ? Justified.
 
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