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(Slate)   College hookups are a myth, unless you are "white and wealthy," claims columnist who was too ugly to be anyone's regret   (slate.com) divider line 23
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2013-07-19 10:50:28 PM  
5 votes:
I banged more girls in college than you guys. And they were hotter. And I knew them less than you knew yours. And it was way easier and I was trying way less hard than you guys. The author is a fool, I'd never hookup with that kind of chick.
2013-07-19 10:28:59 PM  
3 votes:
www.slate.com

Pictured: Whores.
2013-07-19 06:21:22 PM  
3 votes:

Honest Bender: Only about 40 percent of those hookups include sexual intercourse


I wonder how many of that 40 percent involved drunken, rope pushing action?
2013-07-19 10:55:46 PM  
2 votes:
I'm white, loaded, and had tons of sex in college, but it was in Canada and you wouldn't know any of them.
2013-07-19 10:44:34 PM  
2 votes:

megarian: Whatever the fark I did in college, apparently I did it wrong.

Does anyone have a graph? I'm confused.


akcdn.okccdn.com

This may help.   But probably not.
2013-07-19 10:36:56 PM  
2 votes:

GeneralJim: Subby: "claims columnist who was too ugly to be anyone's regret".
I would hit her without regrets, then take her to dinner and a movie, and hit again. Methinks subby is confused.

Dr. Lisa Wade, PhD.


Dr. Fivehead, Ph.D
2013-07-20 02:24:20 AM  
1 votes:

poe_zlaw:

I was white and wealthy in college and I got to bang tons of slutty white women. As well as a couple of Latinas and Asians, a Hawaiian chick, a couple of sistas, made sweet love to a half sista (I married her), a Jewish girl with the biggest and best tits I ever got to do great things too. Even a couple of poor fat ones.

What does all that mean?

You're a slut.  NTTAWWT.
2013-07-20 02:09:36 AM  
1 votes:

spacelord321: oes anyone in this thread have any advice on how to get laid in college?


i40.tinypic.com
2013-07-20 12:14:51 AM  
1 votes:

miss diminutive: When I think of deep seated issues I think of people who can't reach climax unless their partner whips them with cabbage and calls them Pinky.


You say that likes it's a bad thing.  NARF.
2013-07-20 12:05:38 AM  
1 votes:

DubtodaIll: I'll hear no ill talk of my trophy system.


ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED: It puts the lotion on its skin
2013-07-20 12:01:42 AM  
1 votes:

miss diminutive: DubtodaIll: miss diminutive: Abuse Liability: Yeah, not so sure its tact... more like, you don't brag about being able to convert oxygen into ATP using an electron transport chain(hint:because it's as easy as breathing), whereas for guys, its a challenge. To verify this, have a man and woman walk into a bar and request sex from the patrons and see who gets more bites.

That just sounds funny.

"Pardon me miss, might I trouble you for some sex?

Don't be so crass, he's got a valid and unavoidable point. The qualifications are far for stringent for a man to be a man whore than it is for a woman to be a slut.

Of course they are. I did quite well in university and I'm not under the deluded impression that it was because of my brains, sense of humour or wheeling ability. As supayoda said, it was more about making sure you picked a guy who wasn't going to either throw up on you, pass out in bed or keep your skin as a trophy.


I'll hear no ill talk of my trophy system.
2013-07-19 11:59:54 PM  
1 votes:
FTA: "If students agree with the rest of the panicked culture and the recent New York Times story that they are embedded in an alcohol-fueled, porn-soaked, party scene that welcome casual sex, how is it possible that their actual sexual activity can be described with numbers like two and seven?"

Obviously, two and seven are, respectively, the lowest and highest single-digit prime numbers. The sexual eigenvalues, as it were. Duh.
2013-07-19 11:57:00 PM  
1 votes:

miss diminutive: DubtodaIll: miss diminutive: Abuse Liability: Yeah, not so sure its tact... more like, you don't brag about being able to convert oxygen into ATP using an electron transport chain(hint:because it's as easy as breathing), whereas for guys, its a challenge. To verify this, have a man and woman walk into a bar and request sex from the patrons and see who gets more bites.

That just sounds funny.

"Pardon me miss, might I trouble you for some sex?

Don't be so crass, he's got a valid and unavoidable point. The qualifications are far for stringent for a man to be a man whore than it is for a woman to be a slut.

Of course they are. I did quite well in university and I'm not under the deluded impression that it was because of my brains, sense of humour or wheeling ability. As supayoda said, it was more about making sure you picked a guy who wasn't going to either throw up on you, pass out in bed or keep your skin as a trophy.


I wasn't really trying to initiate a real discussion anyway. We all know the score. And they have a point. Just because you can go home with twenty, doesn't mean you should. Just being snarky, flirty, and trying to send farkers pictures of my junk because of my deep seated insecurities.
2013-07-19 11:53:22 PM  
1 votes:

thecpt: Abuse Liability: Boobless? That hardly seems nice.

...not intended as an insult at her.  She cool.


The only time "boobless" sounds weird is when an ex is running at you with a serrated edge.

Or if you went to see the blue-footed boobies at the zoo and they are mysteriously gone.
2013-07-19 11:51:35 PM  
1 votes:

DubtodaIll: miss diminutive: Abuse Liability: Yeah, not so sure its tact... more like, you don't brag about being able to convert oxygen into ATP using an electron transport chain(hint:because it's as easy as breathing), whereas for guys, its a challenge. To verify this, have a man and woman walk into a bar and request sex from the patrons and see who gets more bites.

That just sounds funny.

"Pardon me miss, might I trouble you for some sex?

Don't be so crass, he's got a valid and unavoidable point. The qualifications are far for stringent for a man to be a man whore than it is for a woman to be a slut.


Of course they are. I did quite well in university and I'm not under the deluded impression that it was because of my brains, sense of humour or wheeling ability. As supayoda said, it was more about making sure you picked a guy who wasn't going to either throw up on you, pass out in bed or keep your skin as a trophy.
2013-07-19 11:24:43 PM  
1 votes:

Honest Bender: Only about 40 percent of those hookups include sexual intercourse

I think the author might be confused as to what exactly a "hookup" is.


Parcheesi and heavy petting?
2013-07-19 11:21:47 PM  
1 votes:
Hey, I didn't have to be a virgin until postgraduate school to figure that out. Most of us learn that truth at seventeen.

A brown eyed girl in hand me downs
Whose name I never could pronounce
Said: "Pity please the ones who serve
They only get what they deserve"
The rich relationed hometown queen
Marries into what she needs
With a guarantee of company
And haven for the elderly...
2013-07-19 10:53:19 PM  
1 votes:

spidermilk: I banged more girls in college than you guys. And they were hotter. And I knew them less than you knew yours. And it was way easier and I was trying way less hard than you guys. The author is a fool, I'd never hookup with that kind of chick.


You sound contagious.
2013-07-19 10:36:28 PM  
1 votes:
Oh for fark sake if you were drunk, high, or just knew how to sling freakiness around you could get laid in college. Wear light colored warm up pants everywhere but go commando. If you have any meat between your legs at all the right girls will notice you and it...

/I've been to school ohhhhh
//and baby I've been the teacherrrr
2013-07-19 10:36:01 PM  
1 votes:
Daily reminder: If you're white you should feel ashamed and kill yourself
2013-07-19 10:24:39 PM  
1 votes:
What the heck is a non-sexual hookup?  Are they fishing or something?
2013-07-19 10:22:06 PM  
1 votes:

robohobo: So then the white and wealthy are the ones most likely to have std's? Oh wait, no, just the opposite.


Facts and common sense never influence an author in Slate.  It's their trademark.
2013-07-19 06:12:43 PM  
1 votes:
Only about 40 percent of those hookups include sexual intercourse

I think the author might be confused as to what exactly a "hookup" is.  Here's a hint: It involves sex.
 
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