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(Slate)   College hookups are a myth, unless you are "white and wealthy," claims columnist who was too ugly to be anyone's regret   (slate.com) divider line 190
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2013-07-19 06:12:43 PM
Only about 40 percent of those hookups include sexual intercourse

I think the author might be confused as to what exactly a "hookup" is.  Here's a hint: It involves sex.
 
2013-07-19 06:21:22 PM

Honest Bender: Only about 40 percent of those hookups include sexual intercourse


I wonder how many of that 40 percent involved drunken, rope pushing action?
 
2013-07-19 07:19:50 PM
Being just out of college, I can attest that the term "hookup" doesn't mean just sex anymore like it used to. Weird how that changed, since hookup used to specifically mean just sex, usually without any of the other bases. Also, anyone can have sex in college, regardless of color or cash.
 
2013-07-19 10:19:05 PM
So then the white and wealthy are the ones most likely to have std's? Oh wait, no, just the opposite.
 
2013-07-19 10:20:00 PM
The girls from Virgin Technical Academy (Technically Virgins) agree and disagree about this.
 
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2013-07-19 10:20:04 PM

fullyautomatic: Being just out of college, I can attest that the term "hookup" doesn't mean just sex anymore like it used to. Weird how that changed, since hookup used to specifically mean just sex, usually without any of the other bases. Also, anyone can have sex in college, regardless of color or cash.


Hell, that was true 35 years ago, at least for me and everyone I knew!!!
 
2013-07-19 10:22:06 PM

robohobo: So then the white and wealthy are the ones most likely to have std's? Oh wait, no, just the opposite.


Facts and common sense never influence an author in Slate.  It's their trademark.
 
2013-07-19 10:23:08 PM
White? Didn't matter, so was nearly all the rest of my college, and the non-white guys were in demand as "exotic".
Wealthy? I was one of the "poor boys" on campus. Didn't interfere with getting laid. The chicks were all hippy wannabes. So, having no money and coming from a family that never had any money going all the way back to whenever we slid off the boat with the other laborers was actually a plus. "Solidarity, forever!"

The trick is to pick the right college. Got laid for nothing, got stoned for nothing, got a degree and an education.
 
2013-07-19 10:24:39 PM
What the heck is a non-sexual hookup?  Are they fishing or something?
 
2013-07-19 10:28:59 PM
www.slate.com

Pictured: Whores.
 
2013-07-19 10:29:16 PM
I always thought it was competition that kept you from getting any.  Me and my friends were all white and not wealthy.  My roommates hooked up all the time, but I never could seem to close the deal often (not going to say never... but not often).

/only relatively ugly
//don't check profile
.
 
2013-07-19 10:29:17 PM
lisawadedotcom.files.wordpress.com

Annnnnd cue the "SUBBY = STUDMAN69" comments!
 
2013-07-19 10:30:12 PM
I would have done her in college

tl;dr
 
2013-07-19 10:30:24 PM

Subby: "claims columnist who was too ugly to be anyone's regret".
I would hit her without regrets, then take her to dinner and a movie, and hit again. Methinks subby is confused.


lisawadedotcom.files.wordpress.com
Dr. Lisa Wade, PhD.
 
2013-07-19 10:31:28 PM
http://lisa-wade.com/

Here's the author's website.  I disagree with her article, as a college student who looked about 2/3 - 3/4 actual age I still had several hookup opportunities.  My family is not rich, I took 17-18 hours a semester most of the time, look like Harry Potter crossed with Peter Parker, and there were plenty of competitors on the ground, yet I had opportunities on a semi-regular basis.  Perhaps things have changed in the last so many years, but I get the feeling that surveys are not the best way to judge these things.  There is certainly a lot of peer pressure on these kids to be Dionysian, but many manage and do their best to endure those years.  I do find it interesting that an associate professor is a Chair, but given the lacerations in education recently maybe it is just a sign of the times.
 
2013-07-19 10:32:39 PM
Author probably lived in 24 hour quiet dorm.

I got everything out of me with college, found what kind of girl I like to pine after.


/Brunette, intelligent, no bullshiat, no kids
//A man can dream.
 
2013-07-19 10:35:01 PM
I was white and while I wasn't wealthy I had money.

I had a totally opposite experience. I'm no don juan but dang guys and girls. Have confidence. Talk about a variety of things. Listen to people and really hear them and what they are saying. Feel the other person out and see what topics are landing and what ones are not getting their interest. Be doing something. Bowling, darts, pool, coffee, and drinking are a few. OR go to the gym. The free one on campus? While I personally didnt hookup with anyone from the gym its an option. Jeesh.
 
2013-07-19 10:35:53 PM

GeneralJim: Subby: "claims columnist who was too ugly to be anyone's regret".
I would hit her without regrets, then take her to dinner and a movie, and hit again. Methinks subby is confused.


i651.photobucket.com
Keep that dream alive! You'll make it one day!
 
2013-07-19 10:36:01 PM
Daily reminder: If you're white you should feel ashamed and kill yourself
 
2013-07-19 10:36:28 PM
Oh for fark sake if you were drunk, high, or just knew how to sling freakiness around you could get laid in college. Wear light colored warm up pants everywhere but go commando. If you have any meat between your legs at all the right girls will notice you and it...

/I've been to school ohhhhh
//and baby I've been the teacherrrr
 
2013-07-19 10:36:56 PM

GeneralJim: Subby: "claims columnist who was too ugly to be anyone's regret".
I would hit her without regrets, then take her to dinner and a movie, and hit again. Methinks subby is confused.

Dr. Lisa Wade, PhD.


Dr. Fivehead, Ph.D
 
2013-07-19 10:38:13 PM
Every generation this century likes to think they are having more sex and being more rebellious than their previous generation. This is all you need to know about this college hookup culture phenomenon.
 
2013-07-19 10:39:05 PM

universebetween: I was white and while I wasn't wealthy I had money.

I had a totally opposite experience. I'm no don juan but dang guys and girls. Have confidence. Talk about a variety of things. Listen to people and really hear them and what they are saying. Feel the other person out and see what topics are landing and what ones are not getting their interest. Be doing something. Bowling, darts, pool, coffee, and drinking are a few. OR go to the gym. The free one on campus? While I personally didnt hookup with anyone from the gym its an option. Jeesh.


And once again , do this with ugly friends. Hanging out with your abercrombie model friends will seriously hinder your chances
/little bitter
//at least the wife is smoking hot
/// shame it took me till I was 27
 
2013-07-19 10:39:14 PM
Whatever the fark I did in college, apparently I did it wrong.

Does anyone have a graph? I'm confused.
 
2013-07-19 10:39:19 PM
When I worked at FedEx(23years old), I use to jumpseat to different states to bone girls in major colleges
/Didn't give a fark about race or income
 
2013-07-19 10:40:23 PM
When I was in college in the late '90s, "hooking up" could mean any kind of intimate physical activity, from making out through all-out sex. Usually no-strings-attached, though it could lead to a relationship.

This was in wealthy whitesville - aka Ivy League - and a hookup culture definitely existed, though personally I was part of the academic striver culture and had neither the time nor the game for it.
 
2013-07-19 10:40:24 PM

God-is-a-Taco: Daily reminder: If you're white you should feel ashamed and kill yourself



That's what you got out of that article?
 
2013-07-19 10:43:57 PM

GeneralJim: Subby: "claims columnist who was too ugly to be anyone's regret".
I would hit her without regrets, then take her to dinner and a movie, and hit again. Methinks subby is confused.
[lisawadedotcom.files.wordpress.com image 450x450]
Dr. Lisa Wade, PhD.


To each their own, but you might be in the small minority.
 
2013-07-19 10:44:34 PM

megarian: Whatever the fark I did in college, apparently I did it wrong.

Does anyone have a graph? I'm confused.


akcdn.okccdn.com

This may help.   But probably not.
 
2013-07-19 10:44:41 PM
safetycap:
[i651.photobucket.com image 510x381]
Keep that dream alive! You'll make it one day!


Jeeebus, does he have to lift up his skirts to fit through the bathroom doorway?
Grease things up a bit? Maybe that's what the salad dressing on the desk is for?
 
2013-07-19 10:46:11 PM
Meryl Streep should stick with acting....
 
2013-07-19 10:46:52 PM

Abuse Liability: megarian: Whatever the fark I did in college, apparently I did it wrong.

Does anyone have a graph? I'm confused.



This may help.   But probably not.


Well, yeah. I mean...aw fark now I have to do maths.
 
2013-07-19 10:47:40 PM
I was white and wealthy in college and I got to bang tons of slutty white women. As well as a couple of Latinas and Asians, a Hawaiian chick, a couple of sistas, made sweet love to a half sista (I married her), a Jewish girl with the biggest and best tits I ever got to do great things too. Even a couple of poor fat ones.

What does all that mean?
 
2013-07-19 10:48:23 PM

universebetween: I was white and while I wasn't wealthy I had money.

I had a totally opposite experience. I'm no don juan but dang guys and girls. Have confidence. Talk about a variety of things. Listen to people and really hear them and what they are saying. Feel the other person out and see what topics are landing and what ones are not getting their interest. Be doing something. Bowling, darts, pool, coffee, and drinking are a few. OR go to the gym. The free one on campus? While I personally didnt hookup with anyone from the gym its an option. Jeesh.


This.  It helped to have more depth than a shotglass along with a little more culture than whatever grows on the bathroom floor and realize that there are lots and lots of other potential companions out there.
 
2013-07-19 10:50:28 PM
I banged more girls in college than you guys. And they were hotter. And I knew them less than you knew yours. And it was way easier and I was trying way less hard than you guys. The author is a fool, I'd never hookup with that kind of chick.
 
2013-07-19 10:51:09 PM

megarian: Abuse Liability: megarian: Whatever the fark I did in college, apparently I did it wrong.

Does anyone have a graph? I'm confused.



This may help.   But probably not.

Well, yeah. I mean...aw fark now I have to do maths.


What I take from it is apparently your best chance at both genders being up for rough sex is age at 27. This also means that I am old and my penis will probably stop working soon.
 
2013-07-19 10:52:13 PM

Abuse Liability: I always thought it was competition that kept you from getting any.  Me and my friends were all white and not wealthy.  My roommates hooked up all the time, but I never could seem to close the deal often (not going to say never... but not often).

/only relatively ugly
//don't check profile
.


This guy had plenty of opportunities...but he's only been with 4 honeys.

thiswastv.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-07-19 10:52:50 PM

God-is-a-Taco: Daily reminder: If you're white you should feel ashamed and kill yourself


Yeah, thanks. Our President already reminded us of that today.
Author is an idiot if he can't get laid.
/enjoy the month of TF
 
2013-07-19 10:53:19 PM

spidermilk: I banged more girls in college than you guys. And they were hotter. And I knew them less than you knew yours. And it was way easier and I was trying way less hard than you guys. The author is a fool, I'd never hookup with that kind of chick.


You sound contagious.
 
2013-07-19 10:53:58 PM

poe_zlaw: I was white and wealthy in college and I got to bang tons of slutty white women. As well as a couple of Latinas and Asians, a Hawaiian chick, a couple of sistas, made sweet love to a half sista (I married her), a Jewish girl with the biggest and best tits I ever got to do great things too. Even a couple of poor fat ones.

What does all that mean?


I think it means you got laid a lot in college.
 
2013-07-19 10:54:34 PM

poe_zlaw: I was white and wealthy in college and I got to bang tons of slutty white women. As well as a couple of Latinas and Asians, a Hawaiian chick, a couple of sistas, made sweet love to a half sista (I married her), a Jewish girl with the biggest and best tits I ever got to do great things too. Even a couple of poor fat ones.

What does all that mean?


You have herpes?
 
2013-07-19 10:54:54 PM
I'm writing my dissertation on hookups and I've never heard of this researcher after reading through over 60 articles on the subject for my lit review. Her findings, at least to my knowledge, have not been replicated by other researchers and she's citing unpublished research.

A bit dubious if you ask me.
 
2013-07-19 10:55:32 PM

Fallout Boy: poe_zlaw: I was white and wealthy in college and I got to bang tons of slutty white women. As well as a couple of Latinas and Asians, a Hawaiian chick, a couple of sistas, made sweet love to a half sista (I married her), a Jewish girl with the biggest and best tits I ever got to do great things too. Even a couple of poor fat ones.

What does all that mean?

I think it means you got laid a lot in college.


This is fark, I have to disagree on principal. Even if all the facts are on your side, you are wrong.
 
2013-07-19 10:55:46 PM
I'm white, loaded, and had tons of sex in college, but it was in Canada and you wouldn't know any of them.
 
2013-07-19 10:55:52 PM
"This was the question that led me to rethink what was really happening on college campuses.  The vast majority of published research on hookup culture, <a target="_blank" data-cke-saved-href="http://lisa-wade.com/publications/#hook%20up%20cu lture">mine included, focuses on the gender dynamics: the extent to which college women are empowered or disempowered by their experience with hookup culture. Media coverage of the phenomenon has followed suit. "

If you're talking about "empowerment" you're prolly not getting laid, cupcake... well, unless you're a lesbian.

lisawadedotcom.files.wordpress.com

Certainly not a monster. Perhaps tone down the buzzwords and you'll get more cawk
 
2013-07-19 10:56:22 PM

poe_zlaw: I was white and wealthy in college and I got to bang tons of slutty white women. As well as a couple of Latinas and Asians, a Hawaiian chick, a couple of sistas, made sweet love to a half sista (I married her), a Jewish girl with the biggest and best tits I ever got to do great things too. Even a couple of poor fat ones.

What does all that mean?


What it means probably varies with how much it hurts when you pee.
 
2013-07-19 10:56:34 PM
I never went to college... But I was the cute lead singer in a popular band in my early 20s, so I know tha... Actually, forget that... There were women of all ages, so I could totally skew the tally here. Forget I said anything.
 
2013-07-19 10:58:39 PM

spidermilk: I banged more girls in college than you guys. And they were hotter. And I knew them less than you knew yours. And it was way easier and I was trying way less hard than you guys. The author is a fool, I'd never hookup with that kind of chick.


If you had a dozen 2s or 3s that is your decision, but quantity does not always equate to quality.  Random sex has its allure, but I think when you know the partner and what they like it makes things *so* much more interesting.  So keep your numbers, I'll cherish my own experiences without regrets.
 
2013-07-19 10:59:00 PM

sugarhi: I'm writing my dissertation on hookups and I've never heard of this researcher after reading through over 60 articles on the subject for my lit review. Her findings, at least to my knowledge, have not been replicated by other researchers and she's citing unpublished research.

A bit dubious if you ask me.


Get a real Ph.D.! I keed, my undergrad degree was in psychology. I still research social interaction, its just mostly in rats. And they love to hook up. Also, monkeys love to throw semen.
 
2013-07-19 10:59:13 PM

sugarhi: I'm writing my dissertation on hookups


I really want to sit in on your supervisory committee meetings.
 
2013-07-19 10:59:30 PM
Also, you guys are such assholes. If the author had bangs, brown hair, and eyebrows you guys would be all over her.
 
2013-07-19 11:01:03 PM
blog.zap2it.com

Is it just me?
 
2013-07-19 11:01:05 PM
I never understood hookups. I always kept coming back for more until I couldn't get any more.
 
2013-07-19 11:03:00 PM
And there are also the ones who voluntarily stayed out of the pool.

I was a committed christian during college. *siiiiiiigh*

Also poor.
 
2013-07-19 11:03:47 PM
ArmednHammered:
/enjoy the month of TF

Oh sweet, thanks dude!
 
2013-07-19 11:04:32 PM

Honest Bender: Only about 40 percent of those hookups include sexual intercourse

I think the author might be confused as to what exactly a "hookup" is.  Here's a hint: It involves sex.


Not true.  Hooking up means (to some people) simply going home with someone, which could only mean making out.

Also, to the author: HAHAHAHAHAHA.  Wealthy?  Sorry, let me repeat: HAHAHA!GAHAHAOHMYHAHA. Anyone in college is fair game.
 
2013-07-19 11:04:53 PM

spidermilk: Also, you guys are such assholes. If the author had bangs, brown hair, and eyebrows you guys would be all over her.


Actually, all us guys require are boobs, vagina, and heartbeat.  And the heartbeat is negotiable.
 
2013-07-19 11:05:09 PM

miss diminutive: sugarhi: I'm writing my dissertation on hookups

I really want to sit in on your supervisory committee meetings.


I think that depends on your PI. I only had one committee meeting because my PI was like, we don't need their opinions. Still got those opinions when you went to present seminar every year anyway, you were just less prepared for the onslaught.
 
2013-07-19 11:05:25 PM

blugenes: spidermilk: I banged more girls in college than you guys. And they were hotter. And I knew them less than you knew yours. And it was way easier and I was trying way less hard than you guys. The author is a fool, I'd never hookup with that kind of chick.

If you had a dozen 2s or 3s that is your decision, but quantity does not always equate to quality.  Random sex has its allure, but I think when you know the partner and what they like it makes things *so* much more interesting.  So keep your numbers, I'll cherish my own experiences without regrets.


Hey, I agree with you fully, I am just mocking the studmans in this thread because this is the internet where bragging doesn't count. Females never brag this way because we have tact. And really, cherishing your own experiences without regrets is the most important thing.
 
2013-07-19 11:05:40 PM

spidermilk: Also, you guys are such assholes. If the author had bangs, brown hair, and eyebrows you guys would be all over her.


Yes?
 
2013-07-19 11:05:48 PM
I didn't read the article and I'm not particularly handsome but I did go to college. All I have to say is that college is a non-stop opportunity shop. No where else in life is a man surrounded by more willing and better than average looking women. All that is necessary is the want and you will get something to satisfy your desires. The only thing that slows you down are your youthful ideals.
 
2013-07-19 11:06:13 PM

GeneralJim: Subby: "claims columnist who was too ugly to be anyone's regret".
I would hit her without regrets, then take her to dinner and a movie, and hit again. Methinks subby is confused.
[lisawadedotcom.files.wordpress.com image 450x450]
Dr. Lisa Wade, PhD.


Put me down as someone who thinks she`s cute.
 
2013-07-19 11:07:02 PM
ph0rk was white, but poor in college.

ph0rk did all right.
 
2013-07-19 11:08:13 PM
It's funny when straight people talk about hook ups

/ when I was in college it was one a week on average but sometimes twice a day and not sure how to count fourgys
 
2013-07-19 11:08:14 PM

spidermilk: blugenes: spidermilk: I banged more girls in college than you guys. And they were hotter. And I knew them less than you knew yours. And it was way easier and I was trying way less hard than you guys. The author is a fool, I'd never hookup with that kind of chick.

If you had a dozen 2s or 3s that is your decision, but quantity does not always equate to quality.  Random sex has its allure, but I think when you know the partner and what they like it makes things *so* much more interesting.  So keep your numbers, I'll cherish my own experiences without regrets.

Hey, I agree with you fully, I am just mocking the studmans in this thread because this is the internet where bragging doesn't count. Females never brag this way because we have tact. And really, cherishing your own experiences without regrets is the most important thing.


Self deprecation is still OK though right? Or is that also sad, but from the other end of the spectrum.?
 
2013-07-19 11:11:07 PM

blugenes: http://lisa-wade.com/

Here's the author's website.  I disagree with her article, as a college student who looked about 2/3 - 3/4 actual age I still had several hookup opportunities.  My family is not rich, I took 17-18 hours a semester most of the time, look like Harry Potter crossed with Peter Parker, and there were plenty of competitors on the ground, yet I had opportunities on a semi-regular basis.  Perhaps things have changed in the last so many years, but I get the feeling that surveys are not the best way to judge these things.  There is certainly a lot of peer pressure on these kids to be Dionysian, but many manage and do their best to endure those years.  I do find it interesting that an associate professor is a Chair, but given the lacerations in education recently maybe it is just a sign of the times.


wonderful example of not writing the way you speak
 
2013-07-19 11:11:33 PM

Abuse Liability: spidermilk: blugenes: spidermilk: I banged more girls in college than you guys. And they were hotter. And I knew them less than you knew yours. And it was way easier and I was trying way less hard than you guys. The author is a fool, I'd never hookup with that kind of chick.

If you had a dozen 2s or 3s that is your decision, but quantity does not always equate to quality.  Random sex has its allure, but I think when you know the partner and what they like it makes things *so* much more interesting.  So keep your numbers, I'll cherish my own experiences without regrets.

Hey, I agree with you fully, I am just mocking the studmans in this thread because this is the internet where bragging doesn't count. Females never brag this way because we have tact. And really, cherishing your own experiences without regrets is the most important thing.

Self deprecation is still OK though right? Or is that also sad, but from the other end of the spectrum.?


Anyone less humble than me is a braggart.

Anyone more humble than me is employing false humility.
 
2013-07-19 11:12:29 PM

Honest Bender: Only about 40 percent of those hookups include sexual intercourse

I think the author might be confused as to what exactly a "hookup" is.  Here's a hint: It involves sex.


I assume they mean 40 percent are just oral. Obviously there's gotta be some sex involved.
 
2013-07-19 11:13:27 PM

NobleHam: 60 percent


FTFM
 
2013-07-19 11:14:00 PM

Abuse Liability: spidermilk: blugenes: spidermilk: I banged more girls in college than you guys. And they were hotter. And I knew them less than you knew yours. And it was way easier and I was trying way less hard than you guys. The author is a fool, I'd never hookup with that kind of chick.

Self deprecation is still OK though right? Or is that also sad, but from the other end of the spectrum.?


I love self deprecation as long as you don't really hate yourself....
 
2013-07-19 11:14:31 PM

spidermilk: blugenes: spidermilk: I banged more girls in college than you guys. And they were hotter. And I knew them less than you knew yours. And it was way easier and I was trying way less hard than you guys. The author is a fool, I'd never hookup with that kind of chick.

If you had a dozen 2s or 3s that is your decision, but quantity does not always equate to quality.  Random sex has its allure, but I think when you know the partner and what they like it makes things *so* much more interesting.  So keep your numbers, I'll cherish my own experiences without regrets.

Hey, I agree with you fully, I am just mocking the studmans in this thread because this is the internet where bragging doesn't count. Females never brag this way because we have tact. And really, cherishing your own experiences without regrets is the most important thing.


Women may not brag about sex, and that is debatable, but the least tactful people I know are women.
 
2013-07-19 11:14:48 PM

ph0rk: Abuse Liability: spidermilk: blugenes: spidermilk: I banged more girls in college than you guys. And they were hotter. And I knew them less than you knew yours. And it was way easier and I was trying way less hard than you guys. The author is a fool, I'd never hookup with that kind of chick.

If you had a dozen 2s or 3s that is your decision, but quantity does not always equate to quality.  Random sex has its allure, but I think when you know the partner and what they like it makes things *so* much more interesting.  So keep your numbers, I'll cherish my own experiences without regrets.

Hey, I agree with you fully, I am just mocking the studmans in this thread because this is the internet where bragging doesn't count. Females never brag this way because we have tact. And really, cherishing your own experiences without regrets is the most important thing.

Self deprecation is still OK though right? Or is that also sad, but from the other end of the spectrum.?

Anyone less humble than me is a braggart.

Anyone more humble than me is employing false humility.


I have a huge package, but never get laid... analyze that!
 
2013-07-19 11:14:54 PM

DubtodaIll: I didn't read the article and I'm not particularly handsome but I did go to college. All I have to say is that college is a non-stop opportunity shop. No where else in life is a man surrounded by more willing and better than average looking women. All that is necessary is the want and you will get something to satisfy your desires. The only thing that slows you down are your youthful ideals.


What percentage of the girls were better than average looking?

At my college it was only 50%.
 
2013-07-19 11:15:02 PM

spidermilk: Abuse Liability: spidermilk: blugenes: spidermilk: I banged more girls in college than you guys. And they were hotter. And I knew them less than you knew yours. And it was way easier and I was trying way less hard than you guys. The author is a fool, I'd never hookup with that kind of chick.

Self deprecation is still OK though right? Or is that also sad, but from the other end of the spectrum.?

I love self deprecation as long as you don't really hate yourself....


It is pretty hard to make it funny if you don't hate yourself at least a little bit.
 
2013-07-19 11:15:30 PM

NobleHam: Honest Bender: Only about 40 percent of those hookups include sexual intercourse

I think the author might be confused as to what exactly a "hookup" is.  Here's a hint: It involves sex.

I assume they mean 40 percent are just oral. Obviously there's gotta be some sex involved.


I thought that too. Now I'm really confused and have no idea what hook up means. And now I feel old.
 
2013-07-19 11:15:38 PM

megarian: Whatever the fark I did in college, apparently I did it wrong.

Does anyone have a graph? I'm confused.


remember your formula for a graph?  y=mx+b?  To the author, race is the m (where white =2, and apparently everything else equals like .01), x is the amount of times you attempt, b is your tax bracket, and y is the number of hookups.  Howe'er, in my experience college hook ups are a bit more complicated (and by complicated I mean easier and awesome).  y=(number attempts)(how attractive you are)(amount of game)(BAC of target)+(no one gives a shiat about your money so equivalent to one)(ability to crack a joke).

Now, if you paid attention to your calc one course you'd know that your rate of hooking up is the derivative in regards to x (#of attempts).  So the more you attempt, the more you bag.

Here's the tricky part, some a hole is going to make you take the anti-derivative of this for no reason.  You will never use it in your career unless you're designing a circuit or water flow (or gasp, you're a physicist), so what you do is flip him(or her, we are not sexist in mathematics) the bird, give the appropriate amount of high fives as you walk out the class, then get laid at the next party due to rumors and notoriety.  This is an increase to your x factor by 2.

/sorry this is what happens when I'm drunk
 
2013-07-19 11:16:21 PM
So, how much money is Drew making from all these nonsense Slate and Salon links?
 
2013-07-19 11:17:37 PM
WHY did math just happen?
 
2013-07-19 11:17:38 PM

lake_huron: DubtodaIll: I didn't read the article and I'm not particularly handsome but I did go to college. All I have to say is that college is a non-stop opportunity shop. No where else in life is a man surrounded by more willing and better than average looking women. All that is necessary is the want and you will get something to satisfy your desires. The only thing that slows you down are your youthful ideals.

What percentage of the girls were better than average looking?

At my college it was only 50%.


Depends on the school.

Yes, yes, I know what you mean - related to the general population though, it depends on the school.
 
2013-07-19 11:17:44 PM
Anyone else get the feeling that people have faaaaar too much time on their hands nowadays?
 
2013-07-19 11:18:03 PM

fullyautomatic: Being just out of college, I can attest that the term "hookup" doesn't mean just sex anymore like it used to. Weird how that changed, since hookup used to specifically mean just sex, usually without any of the other bases. Also, anyone can have sex in college, regardless of color or cash.


I guess the people who weren't getting laid wanted to have "hook ups" too, so they started saying they hooked up when they brushed her arm in bio lab, or whatever, and now the meaning has drifted.

Like how "nookie" used to mean a vagina.
 
2013-07-19 11:18:10 PM
I was white, poor, and hooked up with a bunch of nonwhite girls in college.  Was unaware this made me unique.
 
2013-07-19 11:18:34 PM

lake_huron: DubtodaIll: I didn't read the article and I'm not particularly handsome but I did go to college. All I have to say is that college is a non-stop opportunity shop. No where else in life is a man surrounded by more willing and better than average looking women. All that is necessary is the want and you will get something to satisfy your desires. The only thing that slows you down are your youthful ideals.

What percentage of the girls were better than average looking?

At my college it was only 50%.


I went to Wake Forest so 8 out of 10 girls were 7s or better.
 
2013-07-19 11:18:57 PM

Owangotang: spidermilk: blugenes: spidermilk: I banged more girls in college than you guys. And they were hotter. And I knew them less than you knew yours. And it was way easier and I was trying way less hard than you guys. The author is a fool, I'd never hookup with that kind of chick.

If you had a dozen 2s or 3s that is your decision, but quantity does not always equate to quality.  Random sex has its allure, but I think when you know the partner and what they like it makes things *so* much more interesting.  So keep your numbers, I'll cherish my own experiences without regrets.

Hey, I agree with you fully, I am just mocking the studmans in this thread because this is the internet where bragging doesn't count. Females never brag this way because we have tact. And really, cherishing your own experiences without regrets is the most important thing.

Women may not brag about sex, and that is debatable, but the least tactful people I know are women.


Yeah, not so sure its tact... more like, you don't brag about being able to convert oxygen into ATP using an electron transport chain(hint:because it's as easy as breathing), whereas for guys, its a challenge. To verify this, have a man and woman walk into a bar and request sex from the patrons and see who gets more bites.
 
2013-07-19 11:20:09 PM

GORDON: Like how "nookie" used to mean a vagina.


I will never understand the backwards hat ranting of fred durst
 
2013-07-19 11:21:45 PM

thecpt: megarian: Whatever the fark I did in college, apparently I did it wrong.

Does anyone have a graph? I'm confused.

remember your formula for a graph?  y=mx+b?  To the author, race is the m (where white =2, and apparently everything else equals like .01), x is the amount of times you attempt, b is your tax bracket, and y is the number of hookups.  Howe'er, in my experience college hook ups are a bit more complicated (and by complicated I mean easier and awesome).  y=(number attempts)(how attractive you are)(amount of game)(BAC of target)+(no one gives a shiat about your money so equivalent to one)(ability to crack a joke).

Now, if you paid attention to your calc one course you'd know that your rate of hooking up is the derivative in regards to x (#of attempts).  So the more you attempt, the more you bag.

Here's the tricky part, some a hole is going to make you take the anti-derivative of this for no reason.  You will never use it in your career unless you're designing a circuit or water flow (or gasp, you're a physicist), so what you do is flip him(or her, we are not sexist in mathematics) the bird, give the appropriate amount of high fives as you walk out the class, then get laid at the next party due to rumors and notoriety.  This is an increase to your x factor by 2.

/sorry this is what happens when I'm drunk


I wish someone had given me this formula when I was in college.  I was way too shy to hook up.  Hell, I'm still way shy.  I'm only a raging asshole on the internet.
 
2013-07-19 11:21:47 PM
Hey, I didn't have to be a virgin until postgraduate school to figure that out. Most of us learn that truth at seventeen.

A brown eyed girl in hand me downs
Whose name I never could pronounce
Said: "Pity please the ones who serve
They only get what they deserve"
The rich relationed hometown queen
Marries into what she needs
With a guarantee of company
And haven for the elderly...
 
2013-07-19 11:24:43 PM

Honest Bender: Only about 40 percent of those hookups include sexual intercourse

I think the author might be confused as to what exactly a "hookup" is.


Parcheesi and heavy petting?
 
2013-07-19 11:26:08 PM

Archimedes' Principal: So, how much money is Drew making from all these nonsense Slate and Salon links?


More than you want to think about, but that's another thread. And that is this authors problem, she's thinking too much. Chill the fark out and go get laid, it isn't as difficult as she's making it out to be.
 
2013-07-19 11:26:22 PM
everything is a myth

unless you're white and wealthy
 
2013-07-19 11:26:49 PM

OgreMagi: I wish someone had given me this formula when I was in college. I was way too shy to hook up. Hell, I'm still way shy. I'm only a raging asshole on the internet.


moi aussi, mon ami.  I joined the engineering fraternity on campus, so it was a sacrifice; would you like to be emerged in social situations with cute girls and be made fun of on Fark for no reason for the rest of your life?  Trial and error was my friend.
 
2013-07-19 11:32:52 PM
I'm white, but if by "wealthy" you mean "buried under a mountain of student debt and working at the local McD's just to help pay for your expenses" then yeah, I guess I qualify. But getting laid in college never really cost me anything. Every weekend some fraternity or sports team would have a party and include free booze.

Difficulty: Find a baseball or soccer player that has only had one or two and keep him from drinking enough to throw up on your shoes later. Wear a v-neck or tube top and a pleated skirt.

Disclaimer: The above might not work for the guys, so if you're throwing a party with free booze, just look for the chick with the v-neck and pleated skirt.
 
2013-07-19 11:33:27 PM

Abuse Liability: Yeah, not so sure its tact... more like, you don't brag about being able to convert oxygen into ATP using an electron transport chain(hint:because it's as easy as breathing), whereas for guys, its a challenge. To verify this, have a man and woman walk into a bar and request sex from the patrons and see who gets more bites.


That just sounds funny.

"Pardon me miss, might I trouble you for some sex?
 
2013-07-19 11:35:01 PM

thecpt: megarian: Whatever the fark I did in college, apparently I did it wrong.

Does anyone have a graph? I'm confused.

remember your formula for a graph?  y=mx+b?  To the author, race is the m (where white =2, and apparently everything else equals like .01), x is the amount of times you attempt, b is your tax bracket, and y is the number of hookups.  Howe'er, in my experience college hook ups are a bit more complicated (and by complicated I mean easier and awesome).  y=(number attempts)(how attractive you are)(amount of game)(BAC of target)+(no one gives a shiat about your money so equivalent to one)(ability to crack a joke).

Now, if you paid attention to your calc one course you'd know that your rate of hooking up is the derivative in regards to x (#of attempts).  So the more you attempt, the more you bag.

Here's the tricky part, some a hole is going to make you take the anti-derivative of this for no reason.  You will never use it in your career unless you're designing a circuit or water flow (or gasp, you're a physicist), so what you do is flip him(or her, we are not sexist in mathematics) the bird, give the appropriate amount of high fives as you walk out the class, then get laid at the next party due to rumors and notoriety.  This is an increase to your x factor by 2.

/sorry this is what happens when I'm drunk


That made sense.

I am afraid. Help.
 
2013-07-19 11:36:44 PM

miss diminutive: Abuse Liability: Yeah, not so sure its tact... more like, you don't brag about being able to convert oxygen into ATP using an electron transport chain(hint:because it's as easy as breathing), whereas for guys, its a challenge. To verify this, have a man and woman walk into a bar and request sex from the patrons and see who gets more bites.

That just sounds funny.

"Pardon me miss, might I trouble you for some sex?


I picture you saying that like the grey poupon commercial. And yes, it would work better with a British accent.
 
2013-07-19 11:36:58 PM

Abuse Liability: I always thought it was competition that kept you from getting any.  Me and my friends were all white and not wealthy.  My roommates hooked up all the time, but I never could seem to close the deal often (not going to say never... but not often).

/only relatively ugly
//don't check profile

.

You're adorable, and so is your family.
 
2013-07-19 11:38:14 PM

supayoda: I'm white, but if by "wealthy" you mean "buried under a mountain of student debt and working at the local McD's just to help pay for your expenses" then yeah, I guess I qualify. But getting laid in college never really cost me anything. Every weekend some fraternity or sports team would have a party and include free booze.

Difficulty: Find a baseball or soccer player that has only had one or two and keep him from drinking enough to throw up on your shoes later. Wear a v-neck or tube top and a pleated skirt.

Disclaimer: The above might not work for the guys, so if you're throwing a party with free booze, just look for the chick with the v-neck and pleated skirt.


You're over thinking this. Do you have breasts? Congratulations, you're getting laid tonight.
 
2013-07-19 11:38:22 PM

Abuse Liability: ph0rk: Abuse Liability: spidermilk: blugenes: spidermilk: I banged more girls in college than you guys. And they were hotter. And I knew them less than you knew yours. And it was way easier and I was trying way less hard than you guys. The author is a fool, I'd never hookup with that kind of chick.

If you had a dozen 2s or 3s that is your decision, but quantity does not always equate to quality.  Random sex has its allure, but I think when you know the partner and what they like it makes things *so* much more interesting.  So keep your numbers, I'll cherish my own experiences without regrets.

Hey, I agree with you fully, I am just mocking the studmans in this thread because this is the internet where bragging doesn't count. Females never brag this way because we have tact. And really, cherishing your own experiences without regrets is the most important thing.

Self deprecation is still OK though right? Or is that also sad, but from the other end of the spectrum.?

Anyone less humble than me is a braggart.

Anyone more humble than me is employing false humility.

I have a huge package, but never get laid... analyze that!


That's funny, because I have a smaller cock, and get more pussy than anybody I know.  you can see me on /r/tinydick
 
2013-07-19 11:38:34 PM

miss diminutive: Abuse Liability: Yeah, not so sure its tact... more like, you don't brag about being able to convert oxygen into ATP using an electron transport chain(hint:because it's as easy as breathing), whereas for guys, its a challenge. To verify this, have a man and woman walk into a bar and request sex from the patrons and see who gets more bites.

That just sounds funny.

"Pardon me miss, might I trouble you for some sex?


Don't be so crass, he's got a valid and unavoidable point. The qualifications are far for stringent for a man to be a man whore than it is for a woman to be a slut.
 
2013-07-19 11:39:17 PM
Seriously, do researchers really believe that college kids tell the truth in these surveys? And yes I am aware there are maths to control for lying on these surveys but I don't think even math is up to the job of separating truth from lies when dealing with the alcohol-blurred memories/regrets/fantasies of a bunch of college kids.
 
2013-07-19 11:42:22 PM

megarian: That made sense.

I am afraid. Help.


Shh Shhhhh, I will help.  Grab your graphing calculator.  Okay now enter 55378008.  Done? now flip it upside down:)

/hope your night is going well in brokesville MI
 
2013-07-19 11:42:33 PM

supayoda: Abuse Liability: I always thought it was competition that kept you from getting any.  Me and my friends were all white and not wealthy.  My roommates hooked up all the time, but I never could seem to close the deal often (not going to say never... but not often).

/only relatively ugly
//don't check profile
.
You're adorable, and so is your family.


I keep getting adorable from girls. Unfortunately, that is far from sexy, which often had me going home alone with my 'model' roommates drunkenly stumbling in at two a.m. and me having to quickly remove panties from my head after they were hastily discarded the minute their conquest came through the door. I think that's why I'm so screwed up sexually and throw WIE out there like nobody's business.
 
2013-07-19 11:43:42 PM

Honest Bender: Only about 40 percent of those hookups include sexual intercourse

I think the author might be confused as to what exactly a "hookup" is. Here's a hint: It involves sex.


It involves sexual behavior.  It might not go all the way.
 
2013-07-19 11:45:31 PM

thecpt: megarian: That made sense.

I am afraid. Help.

Shh Shhhhh, I will help.  Grab your graphing calculator.  Okay now enter 55378008.  Done? now flip it upside down:)

/hope your night is going well in brokesville MI


Boobless? That hardly seems nice.
 
2013-07-19 11:47:37 PM

thecpt: megarian: That made sense.

I am afraid. Help.

Shh Shhhhh, I will help.  Grab your graphing calculator.  Okay now enter 55378008.  Done? now flip it upside down:)

/hope your night is going well in brokesville MI


Omg BOOBLESS!!! Finally calculus paid off!


Happy thunder-storming :)
 
2013-07-19 11:48:23 PM

Abuse Liability: Boobless? That hardly seems nice.


...not intended as an insult at her.  She cool.
 
2013-07-19 11:51:35 PM

DubtodaIll: miss diminutive: Abuse Liability: Yeah, not so sure its tact... more like, you don't brag about being able to convert oxygen into ATP using an electron transport chain(hint:because it's as easy as breathing), whereas for guys, its a challenge. To verify this, have a man and woman walk into a bar and request sex from the patrons and see who gets more bites.

That just sounds funny.

"Pardon me miss, might I trouble you for some sex?

Don't be so crass, he's got a valid and unavoidable point. The qualifications are far for stringent for a man to be a man whore than it is for a woman to be a slut.


Of course they are. I did quite well in university and I'm not under the deluded impression that it was because of my brains, sense of humour or wheeling ability. As supayoda said, it was more about making sure you picked a guy who wasn't going to either throw up on you, pass out in bed or keep your skin as a trophy.
 
2013-07-19 11:53:22 PM

thecpt: Abuse Liability: Boobless? That hardly seems nice.

...not intended as an insult at her.  She cool.


The only time "boobless" sounds weird is when an ex is running at you with a serrated edge.

Or if you went to see the blue-footed boobies at the zoo and they are mysteriously gone.
 
2013-07-19 11:56:49 PM

megarian: thecpt: Abuse Liability: Boobless? That hardly seems nice.

...not intended as an insult at her.  She cool.

The only time "boobless" sounds weird is when an ex is running at you with a serrated edge.

Or if you went to see the blue-footed boobies at the zoo and they are mysteriously gone.


I'd worry if it was on the sign above the door to a strip club.
 
2013-07-19 11:57:00 PM

miss diminutive: DubtodaIll: miss diminutive: Abuse Liability: Yeah, not so sure its tact... more like, you don't brag about being able to convert oxygen into ATP using an electron transport chain(hint:because it's as easy as breathing), whereas for guys, its a challenge. To verify this, have a man and woman walk into a bar and request sex from the patrons and see who gets more bites.

That just sounds funny.

"Pardon me miss, might I trouble you for some sex?

Don't be so crass, he's got a valid and unavoidable point. The qualifications are far for stringent for a man to be a man whore than it is for a woman to be a slut.

Of course they are. I did quite well in university and I'm not under the deluded impression that it was because of my brains, sense of humour or wheeling ability. As supayoda said, it was more about making sure you picked a guy who wasn't going to either throw up on you, pass out in bed or keep your skin as a trophy.


I wasn't really trying to initiate a real discussion anyway. We all know the score. And they have a point. Just because you can go home with twenty, doesn't mean you should. Just being snarky, flirty, and trying to send farkers pictures of my junk because of my deep seated insecurities.
 
2013-07-19 11:58:26 PM

miss diminutive: it was more about making sure you picked a guy who wasn't going to either throw up on you, pass out in bed or keep your skin as a trophy.


How exactly did you single out the most likely to flay?
 
2013-07-19 11:59:54 PM
FTA: "If students agree with the rest of the panicked culture and the recent New York Times story that they are embedded in an alcohol-fueled, porn-soaked, party scene that welcome casual sex, how is it possible that their actual sexual activity can be described with numbers like two and seven?"

Obviously, two and seven are, respectively, the lowest and highest single-digit prime numbers. The sexual eigenvalues, as it were. Duh.
 
2013-07-20 12:01:42 AM

miss diminutive: DubtodaIll: miss diminutive: Abuse Liability: Yeah, not so sure its tact... more like, you don't brag about being able to convert oxygen into ATP using an electron transport chain(hint:because it's as easy as breathing), whereas for guys, its a challenge. To verify this, have a man and woman walk into a bar and request sex from the patrons and see who gets more bites.

That just sounds funny.

"Pardon me miss, might I trouble you for some sex?

Don't be so crass, he's got a valid and unavoidable point. The qualifications are far for stringent for a man to be a man whore than it is for a woman to be a slut.

Of course they are. I did quite well in university and I'm not under the deluded impression that it was because of my brains, sense of humour or wheeling ability. As supayoda said, it was more about making sure you picked a guy who wasn't going to either throw up on you, pass out in bed or keep your skin as a trophy.


I'll hear no ill talk of my trophy system.
 
2013-07-20 12:04:08 AM

ph0rk: miss diminutive: it was more about making sure you picked a guy who wasn't going to either throw up on you, pass out in bed or keep your skin as a trophy.

How exactly did you single out the most likely to flay?


Profiling most likely. Who looks most like they would hang with buffalo bill and/or get a callback as an extra in deliverance.
 
2013-07-20 12:04:26 AM

DubtodaIll: miss diminutive: Abuse Liability: Yeah, not so sure its tact... more like, you don't brag about being able to convert oxygen into ATP using an electron transport chain(hint:because it's as easy as breathing), whereas for guys, its a challenge. To verify this, have a man and woman walk into a bar and request sex from the patrons and see who gets more bites.

That just sounds funny.

"Pardon me miss, might I trouble you for some sex?

Don't be so crass, he's got a valid and unavoidable point. The qualifications are far for stringent for a man to be a man whore than it is for a woman to be a slut.


It doesn't matter, it simply comes down to simple probability and sample size.....  The guy in the dorm room next to me would regularly go to bars or parties, pick out the 10 hottest girls, introduce himself and within the first 2 minutes ask them back to his room.   His rejection rate....90%.   However, within half an hour he was leaving with someone 90%+ of the time.  It wasn't uncommon to see him back at the bars later picking up seconds.   Dude clearly had at least 50 hookups that year....and that was with a full time girlfriend that just went home on weekends.  He was blond hair, average build and looks, but dirt poor.   So much for the wealthy angle.
 
2013-07-20 12:04:28 AM
Is this the newest article on the horrors of "white privilege", or was the author bored and smoking bath salts?
 
2013-07-20 12:05:38 AM

DubtodaIll: I'll hear no ill talk of my trophy system.


ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED: It puts the lotion on its skin
 
2013-07-20 12:06:42 AM

thecpt: DubtodaIll: I'll hear no ill talk of my trophy system.

ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED: It puts the lotion on its skin


That should impress the next winner.
 
2013-07-20 12:10:41 AM
I was a single mother in college... I lived in the "non-traditional" student housing so basically, I had an apartment but on-campus.  I farked a never-ending stream of men, despite being broke.
 
2013-07-20 12:11:43 AM

ph0rk: miss diminutive: it was more about making sure you picked a guy who wasn't going to either throw up on you, pass out in bed or keep your skin as a trophy.

How exactly did you single out the most likely to flay?


They were the ones who asked a lot of questions about lotion.

Abuse Liability: I wasn't really trying to initiate a real discussion anyway. We all know the score. And they have a point. Just because you can go home with twenty, doesn't mean you should. Just being snarky, flirty, and trying to send farkers pictures of my junk because of my deep seated insecurities.


Twenty? The spirit may be willing but the flesh would become chaffed and bruised.

And any deep seated insecurities you may have certainly didn't prevent you from getting a hot partner, beautiful kids and a decent tie. When I think of deep seated issues I think of people who can't reach climax unless their partner whips them with cabbage and calls them Pinky.
 
2013-07-20 12:14:51 AM

miss diminutive: When I think of deep seated issues I think of people who can't reach climax unless their partner whips them with cabbage and calls them Pinky.


You say that likes it's a bad thing.  NARF.
 
2013-07-20 12:17:42 AM

miss diminutive: ph0rk: miss diminutive: it was more about making sure you picked a guy who wasn't going to either throw up on you, pass out in bed or keep your skin as a trophy.

How exactly did you single out the most likely to flay?

They were the ones who asked a lot of questions about lotion.

Abuse Liability: I wasn't really trying to initiate a real discussion anyway. We all know the score. And they have a point. Just because you can go home with twenty, doesn't mean you should. Just being snarky, flirty, and trying to send farkers pictures of my junk because of my deep seated insecurities.

Twenty? The spirit may be willing but the flesh would become chaffed and bruised.

And any deep seated insecurities you may have certainly didn't prevent you from getting a hot partner, beautiful kids and a decent tie. When I think of deep seated issues I think of people who can't reach climax unless their partner whips them with cabbage and calls them Pinky.


True enough. I think my first college girlfriend helped me express my insecurities through exhibitionism. She was a freak and... broke me out of my shell. We once crashed a party that we screwed in front of. When we showed up they were like, "did you guys see that couple farking on the apartment balcony across the way?" Apparently it being dark and about 200 feet away gives you some anonymity. She was baaaad for me. I do agree that it all led me to a great place. Hot wife, great kids.
 
2013-07-20 12:22:42 AM
Ha ha! We rich white people now dominate yet another field! Victory will be ours yet!
 
2013-07-20 12:27:06 AM

mxyzplk: Ha ha! We rich white people now dominate yet another field! Victory will be ours yet!


Pretty sure we already got victory and are totally tired of it. Step up everyone else, I can't tell you how much joy it would bring me for the next step forward in humanity to be spearheaded by a non-white.
Meanwhile, ladies, you can line up to the left, no restrictions.
 
2013-07-20 12:35:13 AM
So tired. Going to bed. Boobs, you know where to leave 'em.

/eip
 
2013-07-20 12:36:28 AM
1. That word salad was written by a Ph.D?

2. As a male at Sarah Lawrence College when it had a 5:1 female:male ratio, my experiences were probably above average.
 
2013-07-20 12:37:10 AM

Abuse Liability: ph0rk: Abuse Liability: spidermilk: blugenes: spidermilk: I banged more girls in college than you guys. And they were hotter. And I knew them less than you knew yours. And it was way easier and I was trying way less hard than you guys. The author is a fool, I'd never hookup with that kind of chick.

If you had a dozen 2s or 3s that is your decision, but quantity does not always equate to quality.  Random sex has its allure, but I think when you know the partner and what they like it makes things *so* much more interesting.  So keep your numbers, I'll cherish my own experiences without regrets.

Hey, I agree with you fully, I am just mocking the studmans in this thread because this is the internet where bragging doesn't count. Females never brag this way because we have tact. And really, cherishing your own experiences without regrets is the most important thing.

Self deprecation is still OK though right? Or is that also sad, but from the other end of the spectrum.?

Anyone less humble than me is a braggart.

Anyone more humble than me is employing false humility.

I have a huge package, but never get laid... analyze that!


You work for a delivery company?
 
2013-07-20 12:38:12 AM

blugenes: Abuse Liability: ph0rk: Abuse Liability: spidermilk: blugenes: spidermilk: I banged more girls in college than you guys. And they were hotter. And I knew them less than you knew yours. And it was way easier and I was trying way less hard than you guys. The author is a fool, I'd never hookup with that kind of chick.

If you had a dozen 2s or 3s that is your decision, but quantity does not always equate to quality.  Random sex has its allure, but I think when you know the partner and what they like it makes things *so* much more interesting.  So keep your numbers, I'll cherish my own experiences without regrets.

Hey, I agree with you fully, I am just mocking the studmans in this thread because this is the internet where bragging doesn't count. Females never brag this way because we have tact. And really, cherishing your own experiences without regrets is the most important thing.

Self deprecation is still OK though right? Or is that also sad, but from the other end of the spectrum.?

Anyone less humble than me is a braggart.

Anyone more humble than me is employing false humility.

I have a huge package, but never get laid... analyze that!

You work for a delivery company?


Would also have accepted: you're married? You win an interwebz.
 
2013-07-20 12:42:28 AM

spidermilk: blugenes: spidermilk: I banged more girls in college than you guys. And they were hotter. And I knew them less than you knew yours. And it was way easier and I was trying way less hard than you guys. The author is a fool, I'd never hookup with that kind of chick.

If you had a dozen 2s or 3s that is your decision, but quantity does not always equate to quality.  Random sex has its allure, but I think when you know the partner and what they like it makes things *so* much more interesting.  So keep your numbers, I'll cherish my own experiences without regrets.

Hey, I agree with you fully, I am just mocking the studmans in this thread because this is the internet where bragging doesn't count. Females never brag this way because we have tact. And really, cherishing your own experiences without regrets is the most important thing.


Sorry I just got back from a long hiatus, pithy comebacks (or at least well-hearted bad ones) to seeming trolls could be a good way to re-introduce to the community.  And believe it or not some females are more chatty about this than they let on, especially when they forget there is a guy in the room.
 
2013-07-20 01:15:25 AM
FTA: "these students are more likely than others to be white, wealthy, heterosexual, able-bodied, and conventionally attractive"

FTA: "hookup scenes often revolve around fraternity houses"

So he was right all along.... fraternity men do get more top shelf pussy!
 
2013-07-20 01:17:02 AM
When I was in college, I was the kid in scruffy clothes from the wrong side of the tracks. I made out like a bandit. Not with the students, though. With the teachers.
 
2013-07-20 01:29:02 AM
Important traits in college:

1. Attractive
2. Confident
3. Access to a car
4. Access to booze
5. Access to drugs
.
.
.
.
99. White
100. Rich

Seriously, race and wealth don't factor into a girl's mind when she's 20, unless she has SEVERE daddy issues and/or was dirt poor her whole life.  A hot guy or just a guy other girls want is just fine, all the other crap doesn't matter.  Far fewer girls go to college to get their Mrs. degree anymore, most just want to get laid.
 
2013-07-20 01:33:08 AM

megarian: Whatever the fark I did in college, apparently I did it wrong.

Does anyone have a graph? I'm confused.


I do but it just reads insert tab an into slot b. But call a woman a slot, and boy is there trouble. Must be a bad translation.
 
2013-07-20 01:33:22 AM
Back in the late 70's - early 80's you were a loser if you didn't get strange every single night in college. Of course AIDS put a damper on things.
 
2013-07-20 01:40:06 AM

GeneralJim: I would hit her without regrets, then take her to dinner and a movie, and hit again. Methinks subby is confused


I would take her out for a nice sea food dinner and then never call her again.
 
2013-07-20 01:43:38 AM
Everybody lies about sex   -Lazarus Long of the Howards
 
2013-07-20 01:54:19 AM
Does anyone in this thread have any advice on how to get laid in college?
 
2013-07-20 01:57:36 AM

GeneralJim: I would hit her without regrets, then take her to dinner and a movie, and hit again. Methinks subby is confused.


No.  You might  want to hit that, but only get a lecture on the evils of the white socioecopatriarchy.  Then sit through dinner listening to why you should feel guilty about your skin color.   Then after the movie during her lecture about why you should feel bad about not being poor, you touch her knee and get accused of rape.
 
2013-07-20 02:05:37 AM

spacelord321: Does anyone in this thread have any advice on how to get laid in college?


Hit the gym.  Girls like playing with muscly bodies.
 
2013-07-20 02:09:36 AM

spacelord321: oes anyone in this thread have any advice on how to get laid in college?


i40.tinypic.com
 
2013-07-20 02:24:20 AM

poe_zlaw:

I was white and wealthy in college and I got to bang tons of slutty white women. As well as a couple of Latinas and Asians, a Hawaiian chick, a couple of sistas, made sweet love to a half sista (I married her), a Jewish girl with the biggest and best tits I ever got to do great things too. Even a couple of poor fat ones.

What does all that mean?

You're a slut.  NTTAWWT.
 
2013-07-20 02:27:41 AM

Deedeemarz: Seriously, do researchers really believe that college kids tell the truth in these surveys? And yes I am aware there are maths to control for lying on these surveys but I don't think even math is up to the job of separating truth from lies when dealing with the alcohol-blurred memories/regrets/fantasies of a bunch of college kids.


a researcher did not write that.
it was a sociologist.
at occidental college of all places.

sociologists in America get paid to create unprovable/undisprovable theories about how patriarchal capitalist society has been f*cking everyone over since we left the communal-hunter-gatherer-stage-utopia-stage 10,000 years ago because *competition*, that's why, and utopia communism is within our reach if we could just see through these damn racist/sexist/classist/heighist/skinny/ culturist/atractivist LENSES stuck on everyones eyes!

I wouldn't hold my breath for real research from that lot if I was you.
 
2013-07-20 02:30:14 AM

Incontinent_dog_and_monkey_rodeo: spacelord321: Does anyone in this thread have any advice on how to get laid in college?

Hit the gym.  Girls like playing with muscly bodies.




I'm at the gym everyday.

...in fact, I have to be there in 26 minutes!
 
2013-07-20 02:30:22 AM

poe_zlaw: I was white and wealthy in college and I got to bang tons of slutty white women. As well as a couple of Latinas and Asians, a Hawaiian chick, a couple of sistas, made sweet love to a half sista (I married her), a Jewish girl with the biggest and best tits I ever got to do great things too. Even a couple of poor fat ones.

What does all that mean?


white privilege. or maybe a big wang. no white privilege I think.
 
2013-07-20 02:42:07 AM

fullyautomatic: Being just out of college, I can attest that the term "hookup" doesn't mean just sex anymore like it used to. Weird how that changed, since hookup used to specifically mean just sex, usually without any of the other bases. Also, anyone can have sex in college, regardless of color or cash.


Fo' Sho'. Hell I was piss broke most of the time and rode a bicycle in college and that didn't seem to hinder anybody, drunk or otherwise. Of course then I lived next to AZ State at the time and just showing up at the parties is about all one had to do.

I'm thinking this gal spent too much time writing and not enough getting out of the house sometimes. For more empirical evidence of her claims, of course.
 
2013-07-20 02:44:09 AM

relcec: Deedeemarz: Seriously, do researchers really believe that college kids tell the truth in these surveys? And yes I am aware there are maths to control for lying on these surveys but I don't think even math is up to the job of separating truth from lies when dealing with the alcohol-blurred memories/regrets/fantasies of a bunch of college kids.

a researcher did not write that.
it was a sociologist.
at occidental college of all places.

sociologists in America get paid to create unprovable/undisprovable theories about how patriarchal capitalist society has been f*cking everyone over since we left the communal-hunter-gatherer-stage-utopia-stage 10,000 years ago because *competition*, that's why, and utopia communism is within our reach if we could just see through these damn racist/sexist/classist/heighist/skinny/ culturist/atractivist LENSES stuck on everyones eyes!

I wouldn't hold my breath for real research from that lot if I was you.


I'm curious what that means to you in regards to this article.
 
2013-07-20 02:48:29 AM

ThrobblefootSpectre:

GeneralJim: I would hit her without regrets, then take her to dinner and a movie, and hit again. Methinks subby is confused.

No.  You might  want to hit that, but only get a lecture on the evils of the white socioecopatriarchy.  Then sit through dinner listening to why you should feel guilty about your skin color.   Then after the movie during her lecture about why you should feel bad about not being poor, you touch her knee and get accused of rape.
Actually, that's probably closer to reality...  Operant word is "WOULD." Mine was just a reaction to the headline, "columnist who was too ugly to be anyone's regret."  Author is NOT "ugly."   On the other hand, "pain in the ass to be around" is a whole separate issue, and nowhere near as easy to spot as the "ugly" problem.
 
2013-07-20 02:49:04 AM

spacelord321: Does anyone in this thread have any advice on how to get laid in college?


I can't tell you much about "How to get laid in college", but DON'T do these things:

1) Don't live in the dorms on the Engineering campus all 4 years because the walk to all your classes was 5 minutes.  Giant sausage fest.
2) Don't take 2 jobs.  If you do, don't volunteer for the 7 AM weekend shifts out of fear of your boss because this means that you can't go drinking on Fridays/Saturdays.
2b) Don't take 16 credits of upper-level Engineering, run 2 clubs, and have 2 jobs.  You can forget sleeping, much less getting laid.   (The upshot of this is that I made more in 4 months at the internship this got me than my parents did in 12.  The downside is that you're definitely in "Disregard Females, Acquire Currency" mode)
3) In fact, don't major in Engineering.   Giantsausage fest.
4) If you do major in Engineering, don't take 16 credits of upper-level Engineering including 2 classes that you knew for a fact were 40-60 hours/week.
5) If you do this, but one of your group members is this single hot blond party girl software engineer, at least try to hook up.  Seriously, she's pretty much the only girl you're going to see, much less talk to, for the next year or so.
6) Do go to parties with your liberal arts major freshman roommate who was hooked into the frat scene instead of doing actual classwork.

Appearance:
7) Don't trade food for sleep.  I gained 40 pounds Freshman year (lost all 40 that summer), 60 pounds sophomore (gained 5 that summer), 20 pounds junior year (lost 15 pounds that summer), and gained 10 senior semester.  Thank god I'm 6'4" and wide, so I can be 320 and still merely be fat.8) DON'T use caffeine pills for multi-day all-nighters.  3 days (and 7 grams) in, you're a twitchy zombie who can't walk in a straight line, speak words, or feel your left leg.  [sarcasm] Very Attractive. [/sarcasm]  For that matter, if you're doing true multi-day all-nighters, you've farked up somewhere along the line.
9) Showering is important.  However, washing your sheets every time there's a heat wave (defined as 35 or higher because the dorms suck in heat, have no A/C, and you have ~1000 W of computer hardware pumping heat into a ~ 640 ft^3 room) or every week or so is just as, if not more important.  Otherwise, you'll stink every time you take a cat nap.
10) Grooming is useful.  SHAVE often (even if just to get a clearly defined beard).  Always have a pocket comb so you can deal with unruly hair (or better yet, find the local barbers and drop $12 + tip on getting it chopped 95% off).  Keep your clothes hanged up in the closet and reasonably neat.  At the very least, take 15 minutes in the morning to brush teeth, deal with hair, and ensure that your clothing is is clean and on right-side out   What you should never do is get out of bed 5 minutes before class on 4-6 hours of sleep, grab your rumpled clothes out of the pile on the floor, put them on inside out, and meander to class bleary-eyed, with screwed up hair, and 2 weeks worth of stubble.
 
2013-07-20 02:57:36 AM
I went to a community college. Hookup opportunities were nonexistant. Then again, I didn't really have any desire to go in the first place, so that probably had something to do with it.

/white
//working-class background
///never dated in college
////slashies
 
2013-07-20 03:03:12 AM

GeneralJim: Subby: "claims columnist who was too ugly to be anyone's regret".
I would hit her without regrets, then take her to dinner and a movie, and hit again. Methinks subby is confused.
[lisawadedotcom.files.wordpress.com image 450x450]
Dr. Lisa Wade, PhD.


She probably couldn't shut up.

Girls, tip:  If you want farked, shut up and keep touching his dick.
 
2013-07-20 03:10:01 AM

robohobo: So then the white and wealthy are the ones most likely to have std's? Oh wait, no, just the opposite.


Most college campuses actually are pretty much the opposite of the general population in this regard.
 
2013-07-20 03:11:37 AM

PillsHere: relcec: Deedeemarz: Seriously, do researchers really believe that college kids tell the truth in these surveys? And yes I am aware there are maths to control for lying on these surveys but I don't think even math is up to the job of separating truth from lies when dealing with the alcohol-blurred memories/regrets/fantasies of a bunch of college kids.

a researcher did not write that.
it was a sociologist.
at occidental college of all places.

sociologists in America get paid to create unprovable/undisprovable theories about how patriarchal capitalist society has been f*cking everyone over since we left the communal-hunter-gatherer-stage-utopia-stage 10,000 years ago because *competition*, that's why, and utopia communism is within our reach if we could just see through these damn racist/sexist/classist/heighist/skinny/ culturist/atractivist LENSES stuck on everyones eyes!

I wouldn't hold my breath for real research from that lot if I was you.

I'm curious what that means to you in regards to this article.


and I'm curious what you think it means to me.
 
2013-07-20 03:14:16 AM
"black students are more strongly in favor of gender equality"
= the hoes get half and their boy gets half
 
2013-07-20 03:31:48 AM
I lived with a black dude in college who was on a practice squad in the NFL for a few years.  I think girls thought farking him was a requirement to graduate, at one time or another, they all did.  Still in awe of that guy.  One thing that guy did that I think is good advice for everybody is to never talk about who you hooked up with.  Discretion pays off.
 
2013-07-20 03:34:33 AM

poe_zlaw: I was white and wealthy in college and I got to bang tons of slutty white women. As well as a couple of Latinas and Asians, a Hawaiian chick, a couple of sistas, made sweet love to a half sista (I married her), a Jewish girl with the biggest and best tits I ever got to do great things too. Even a couple of poor fat ones.

What does all that mean?


It mean strangely enough more people in college were losers than we thought. Mean I figured if I could go to a party, hook up and get laid, anyone one could. I appear to be wrong.

\Wasn't prone to run off my mouth afterwards.
\\Or follow the lady around like a lost puppy for weeks.
 
2013-07-20 03:49:10 AM
the thing that works is to drive around with your windows down blaring pseudo-rap with lots of bass so that the car body vibrates -- this alerts the girls to the opportunity to par-tay

as you pass a girl walking down the road, slow down to match her pace and nod your head as though to say wassup, but don't actually say wassup, let the nod do the talking -- chicks dig this
 
2013-07-20 03:53:43 AM
if a woman wants laid: just TALK to men or women. All it takes. Conversation.
 
2013-07-20 06:58:49 AM

spacelord321: Does anyone in this thread have any advice on how to get laid in college?


More importantly, does anyone have any advice on how to get laid when you are 45... I just can't seem to find my game!

/decent looking slim blond dude
//had game but was with the same woman for 16 years
///hope she didn't take my game when she took all the rest of my stuff
 
2013-07-20 07:05:56 AM

das: fullyautomatic: Being just out of college, I can attest that the term "hookup" doesn't mean just sex anymore like it used to. Weird how that changed, since hookup used to specifically mean just sex, usually without any of the other bases. Also, anyone can have sex in college, regardless of color or cash.

Hell, that was true 35 years ago, at least for me and everyone I knew!!!


poorer and fatter than I should have been, I averaged more than 2 a year.  Of course our president was getting blown in the oval office, so we just followed along.
 
2013-07-20 07:22:34 AM
I looked like I was fifteen until years after graduation, so the college hookup was nothing but a fantasy to me. I liked to believe all the sexual bragging was bullsh*t, that no one was really getting laid that much.
 
2013-07-20 07:26:00 AM
i never had sex in college AT ALL.
 
2013-07-20 08:00:27 AM
[wtfamireading.jpg]
 
2013-07-20 08:09:09 AM
No one who uses the phrase 'trigger warning' seriously should be taken seriously.

Guaranteed she's a sex hating social justice warrior.
 
2013-07-20 08:14:23 AM
I was by no means wealthy, and even I was able to hook up during the apex of grunge, all sex-is-rape at an Ivy
 
2013-07-20 08:39:49 AM

a_room_with_a_moose: spacelord321: Does anyone in this thread have any advice on how to get laid in college?

More importantly, does anyone have any advice on how to get laid when you are 45... I just can't seem to find my game!

/decent looking slim blond dude
//had game but was with the same woman for 16 years
///hope she didn't take my game when she took all the rest of my stuff


My recently divorced, 43 year old co-worker swears by online dating. According to him, he's gotten more action in the last 6 months than he did in the last 6 years of his marriage.
 
2013-07-20 08:56:21 AM

lake_huron: DubtodaIll: I didn't read the article and I'm not particularly handsome but I did go to college. All I have to say is that college is a non-stop opportunity shop. No where else in life is a man surrounded by more willing and better than average looking women. All that is necessary is the want and you will get something to satisfy your desires. The only thing that slows you down are your youthful ideals.

What percentage of the girls were better than average looking?

At my college it was only 50%.


Imagine the top 5% of your graduating class in high school. Now picture an entire university of the same. Smart schools suck
 
2013-07-20 08:57:40 AM

miss diminutive: a_room_with_a_moose: spacelord321: Does anyone in this thread have any advice on how to get laid in college?

More importantly, does anyone have any advice on how to get laid when you are 45... I just can't seem to find my game!

/decent looking slim blond dude
//had game but was with the same woman for 16 years
///hope she didn't take my game when she took all the rest of my stuff

My recently divorced, 43 year old co-worker swears by online dating. According to him, he's gotten more action in the last 6 months than he did in the last 6 years of his marriage.


Tried match.com for the past month. Can't even get a nibble. I may have too many teeth for the women here in WV.

/sigh
 
2013-07-20 09:13:26 AM

a_room_with_a_moose: miss diminutive: a_room_with_a_moose: spacelord321: Does anyone in this thread have any advice on how to get laid in college?

More importantly, does anyone have any advice on how to get laid when you are 45... I just can't seem to find my game!

/decent looking slim blond dude
//had game but was with the same woman for 16 years
///hope she didn't take my game when she took all the rest of my stuff

My recently divorced, 43 year old co-worker swears by online dating. According to him, he's gotten more action in the last 6 months than he did in the last 6 years of his marriage.

Tried match.com for the past month. Can't even get a nibble. I may have too many teeth for the women here in WV.

/sigh


Do you list any of the following activities under hobbies?

- taxidermy
- Warhammer
- skin collecting
- collecting spores, moulds and fungus
- bronying
- collecting Doritos that look like celebrities

I keed, I keed. Maybe you need to tweak your profile? Maybe you're saying too much, or too little? Do you message women and don't get responses or are you just waiting for someone to message you? I don't online date, but the women I know who do virtually never make the first move and spend most of their time sorting through the messages they do get.

But, like you said, you're probably just in a target poor environment.
 
2013-07-20 09:20:09 AM

miss diminutive: a_room_with_a_moose: miss diminutive: a_room_with_a_moose: spacelord321: Does anyone in this thread have any advice on how to get laid in college?

More importantly, does anyone have any advice on how to get laid when you are 45... I just can't seem to find my game!

/decent looking slim blond dude
//had game but was with the same woman for 16 years
///hope she didn't take my game when she took all the rest of my stuff

My recently divorced, 43 year old co-worker swears by online dating. According to him, he's gotten more action in the last 6 months than he did in the last 6 years of his marriage.

Tried match.com for the past month. Can't even get a nibble. I may have too many teeth for the women here in WV.

/sigh

Do you list any of the following activities under hobbies?

- taxidermy
- Warhammer
- skin collecting
- collecting spores, moulds and fungus
- bronying
- collecting Doritos that look like celebrities

I keed, I keed. Maybe you need to tweak your profile? Maybe you're saying too much, or too little? Do you message women and don't get responses or are you just waiting for someone to message you? I don't online date, but the women I know who do virtually never make the first move and spend most of their time sorting through the messages they do get.

But, like you said, you're probably just in a target poor environment.


I agree. Warhammer is a deal-breaker.
 
2013-07-20 09:23:57 AM
With that headline I was expecting the article to be from HufPo
But I guess Slate is a close second
 
2013-07-20 09:26:39 AM

megarian: I agree. Warhammer is a deal-breaker.


Totally. Screaming "BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD" every time they walk by a Red Cross blood drive sign gets old. Fast.
 
2013-07-20 09:32:09 AM

miss diminutive: megarian: I agree. Warhammer is a deal-breaker.

Totally. Screaming "BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD" every time they walk by a Red Cross blood drive sign gets old. Fast.


I lol'd, but once you start getting up there in age, you're bound to have a few... eccentricities

/Nothing wrong with a gamer
//In moderation
 
2013-07-20 09:40:20 AM

Abuse Liability: megarian: Whatever the fark I did in college, apparently I did it wrong.

Does anyone have a graph? I'm confused.

[akcdn.okccdn.com image 495x361]

This may help.   But probably not.


As someone who is 26-28 years old, I approve of this message
 
2013-07-20 09:42:26 AM

Abuse Liability: miss diminutive: megarian: I agree. Warhammer is a deal-breaker.

Totally. Screaming "BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD" every time they walk by a Red Cross blood drive sign gets old. Fast.

I lol'd, but once you start getting up there in age, you're bound to have a few... eccentricities

/Nothing wrong with a gamer
//In moderation


IMO you know you've done well when you can say "roll for initiative" at the start of sexy times and she laughs.
 
2013-07-20 09:44:30 AM

thecpt: Abuse Liability: miss diminutive: megarian: I agree. Warhammer is a deal-breaker.

Totally. Screaming "BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD" every time they walk by a Red Cross blood drive sign gets old. Fast.

I lol'd, but once you start getting up there in age, you're bound to have a few... eccentricities

/Nothing wrong with a gamer
//In moderation

IMO you know you've done well when you can say "roll for initiative" at the start of sexy times and she laughs.


Dude, tabletop...? I haven't been that big of a dork in ages.  Coincidentally, I was a virgin at the time.  Not sure if that had to do more with my age or the gaming.
 
2013-07-20 09:47:39 AM
Black male college students probably have just as much if not more sex with white college girls as their white male counterparts, just less often consensually.
 
2013-07-20 09:52:14 AM
College and then med school. The only time offers increased were when I worked at a bar. And I was more a Woody than a Sam.
 
2013-07-20 10:22:17 AM
Pareto's Law?
 
2013-07-20 10:27:28 AM

Full Metal Retard: robohobo: So then the white and wealthy are the ones most likely to have std's? Oh wait, no, just the opposite.

Facts and common sense never influence an author in Slate.  It's their trademark.


I think if you look at the general population that is true. Do you have numbers regarding std rates among college going blacks and college going whites?
 
2013-07-20 10:40:20 AM

miss diminutive: a_room_with_a_moose: miss diminutive: a_room_with_a_moose: spacelord321: Does anyone in this thread have any advice on how to get laid in college?

More importantly, does anyone have any advice on how to get laid when you are 45... I just can't seem to find my game!

/decent looking slim blond dude
//had game but was with the same woman for 16 years
///hope she didn't take my game when she took all the rest of my stuff

My recently divorced, 43 year old co-worker swears by online dating. According to him, he's gotten more action in the last 6 months than he did in the last 6 years of his marriage.

Tried match.com for the past month. Can't even get a nibble. I may have too many teeth for the women here in WV.

/sigh

Do you list any of the following activities under hobbies?

- taxidermy
- Warhammer
- skin collecting
- collecting spores, moulds and fungus
- bronying
- collecting Doritos that look like celebrities

I keed, I keed. Maybe you need to tweak your profile? Maybe you're saying too much, or too little? Do you message women and don't get responses or are you just waiting for someone to message you? I don't online date, but the women I know who do virtually never make the first move and spend most of their time sorting through the messages they do get.

But, like you said, you're probably just in a target poor environment.


I message and don't get responses. And no, I don't list any of those things as hobbies!

Guess it's time to hit the bars and try the potluck. I come off much better in person.

/piercing blue eyes and a smile that reaches my eyes...
 
2013-07-20 10:50:46 AM

miss diminutive: he's gotten more action in the last 6 months than he did in the last 6 years of his marriage


errr yeah, that is why they call it the LAST 6 years, kinda how it works
 
2013-07-20 11:16:39 AM

Incontinent_dog_and_monkey_rodeo: Important traits in college:

1. Attractive
2. Confident
3. Access to a car
4. Access to booze
5. Access to drugs
.
.
.
.
99. White
100. Rich

Seriously, race and wealth don't factor into a girl's mind when she's 20, unless she has SEVERE daddy issues and/or was dirt poor her whole life.  A hot guy or just a guy other girls want is just fine, all the other crap doesn't matter.  Far fewer girls go to college to get their Mrs. degree anymore, most just want to get laid.


You cannot change a person's genetics, but dressing them in great clothes makes them look more attractive than someone who purchases their clothing at the thrift store, and when that fails there is always plastic surgery.  Having access to a great clothes, plastic surgery, great car, booze, and drugs is related to amount  of disposable wealth one has.  So arguably being rich should be number 1.
 
2013-07-20 11:33:49 AM

letrole: the thing that works is to drive around with your windows down blaring pseudo-rap with lots of bass so that the car body vibrates -- this alerts the girls to the opportunity to par-tay

as you pass a girl walking down the road, slow down to match her pace and nod your head as though to say wassup, but don't actually say wassup, let the nod do the talking -- chicks dig this


You sound a bit like PocketNinja, but without the funny.
 
2013-07-20 01:20:22 PM
I'm rich and white and getting blown by two Sorority girls right now, so I'm finding this amusing.
 
2013-07-20 01:24:08 PM
Peanut butter sandwiches and college hookups... white privilege is kinda awesome.
 
2013-07-20 02:42:01 PM

a_room_with_a_moose: Tried match.com for the past month. Can't even get a nibble. I may have too many teeth for the women here in WV.

/sigh


You are too far away or I would inquire. Charleston is not a reasonable commute.

miss diminutive: - collecting spores, moulds and fungus


I don't think he's Egon Spengler.
 
2013-07-20 03:26:57 PM

heili skrimsli: a_room_with_a_moose: Tried match.com for the past month. Can't even get a nibble. I may have too many teeth for the women here in WV.

/sigh

You are too far away or I would inquire. Charleston is not a reasonable commute.

miss diminutive: - collecting spores, moulds and fungus

I don't think he's Egon Spengler.


-checks profile-

Pity. I would certainly respond. How could I possibly ignore an attractive, blonde, pistol-packing Farkette?

E-mail is in profile if you ever make it to my part of the Solar System.

/I don't collect fungus but I do collect bugs
//just for work
///entomologist, by trade
 
2013-07-20 04:56:38 PM

heili skrimsli: a_room_with_a_moose: Tried match.com for the past month. Can't even get a nibble. I may have too many teeth for the women here in WV.

/sigh

You are too far away or I would inquire. Charleston is not a reasonable commute.

miss diminutive: - collecting spores, moulds and fungus

I don't think he's Egon Spengler.


Oops. "...Pistol-packing Farker...", rather.

That will teach me to skim instead of fully reading. Got me in trouble studying for exams in college.

Sorry.
 
2013-07-20 10:40:31 PM

meyerkev: spacelord321: Does anyone in this thread have any advice on how to get laid in college?

I can't tell you much about "How to get laid in college", but DON'T do these things:

1) Don't live in the dorms on the Engineering campus all 4 years because the walk to all your classes was 5 minutes.  Giant sausage fest.
2) Don't take 2 jobs.  If you do, don't volunteer for the 7 AM weekend shifts out of fear of your boss because this means that you can't go drinking on Fridays/Saturdays.
2b) Don't take 16 credits of upper-level Engineering, run 2 clubs, and have 2 jobs.  You can forget sleeping, much less getting laid.   (The upshot of this is that I made more in 4 months at the internship this got me than my parents did in 12.  The downside is that you're definitely in "Disregard Females, Acquire Currency" mode)
3) In fact, don't major in Engineering.   Giantsausage fest.
4) If you do major in Engineering, don't take 16 credits of upper-level Engineering including 2 classes that you knew for a fact were 40-60 hours/week.
5) If you do this, but one of your group members is this single hot blond party girl software engineer, at least try to hook up.  Seriously, she's pretty much the only girl you're going to see, much less talk to, for the next year or so.
6) Do go to parties with your liberal arts major freshman roommate who was hooked into the frat scene instead of doing actual classwork.

Appearance:
7) Don't trade food for sleep.  I gained 40 pounds Freshman year (lost all 40 that summer), 60 pounds sophomore (gained 5 that summer), 20 pounds junior year (lost 15 pounds that summer), and gained 10 senior semester.  Thank god I'm 6'4" and wide, so I can be 320 and still merely be fat.8) DON'T use caffeine pills for multi-day all-nighters.  3 days (and 7 grams) in, you're a twitchy zombie who can't walk in a straight line, speak words, or feel your left leg.  [sarcasm] Very Attractive. [/sarcasm]  For that matter, if you're doing true multi-day all-nighters, you've farked u ...


Haha. This sounds like my undergrad years in engineering. Man, I missed so many chances with girls. Now all I have is regrets. . . .
 
2013-07-21 08:16:50 AM
...if you aren't white and/or wealthy, you probably aren't -in- college...
 
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