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(UPI)   Man punches himself in the face to get his neighbor arrested. A case of dumbass on dumbass crime   (upi.com) divider line 31
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2013-07-19 08:50:49 PM
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2013-07-19 10:59:27 PM
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2013-07-19 11:31:46 PM
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/oh, you
 
2013-07-20 01:26:43 AM
So how many of these stories can you read and still imagine that your the most powerful nation in the Universe?
 
2013-07-20 01:27:45 AM
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2013-07-20 01:28:17 AM
Then he took his potatoes down to be mashed
and made it on over to that million dollar bash
 
2013-07-20 01:28:40 AM

whatshisname: So how many of these stories can you read and still imagine that your the most powerful nation in the Universe?


When the competition can't park a car, I can rest fairly assured that my the most powerful nation in the universe.
 
2013-07-20 01:28:44 AM
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hej
2013-07-20 01:31:56 AM
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/why was this not the Boobies?
 
2013-07-20 01:32:10 AM
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2013-07-20 01:34:46 AM

nytmare: [www.simpsoncrazy.com image 320x240]


I never noticed before that Milhouse has his entire fist inside his nose, up to the wrist. The artists that made The Simpsons have such a creepy view of cartoon anatomy. Not even pr0n stars can do that with their fists.
 
2013-07-20 01:35:49 AM
So, what are their fark handles?
 
2013-07-20 01:52:38 AM
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2013-07-20 01:55:54 AM
If his head is split. You must acquit.
 
2013-07-20 01:57:42 AM
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2013-07-20 02:06:42 AM
Does the District Attorney up there think he can get him to press charges against himself?
 
2013-07-20 02:21:43 AM

whatshisname: So how many of these stories can you read and still imagine that your the most powerful nation in the Universe?


media.tumblr.com
 
2013-07-20 02:42:54 AM

miss diminutive: [crossfitgreenpoint.com image 393x373]


I am Jack's complete lack of surprise.
 
2013-07-20 03:19:47 AM
What is happening to people when they hit 50? Yesterday's story was of a 50 year old man who got pushed off a roof in Brooklyn while being robbed of the $2000 he had in his wallet intendeing to pay two temptresses for rooftop sex.
 
2013-07-20 03:21:47 AM

miss diminutive:


First thing I thought of too.
 
2013-07-20 03:28:56 AM

See You Next Tuesday: whatshisname: So how many of these stories can you read and still imagine that your the most powerful nation in the Universe?

What ABOUT our most powerful nation?

Oh,  "you're".

Anyway, yeah, we're fat and fight about dumb stuff.  But guess what?  Still largest economy and military and power in the world.  So stick it up YOUR ass.


Not for long.

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2013-07-20 03:57:50 AM
Stop hitting myself
Stop hitting myself
Stop hitting myself
 
2013-07-20 05:55:26 AM

StokeyBob: Does the District Attorney up there think he can get him to press charges against himself?


Why would he press charges? Do you want to discourage *real* assault victims from coming forward?!

Filthy punch-culture supporter...
 
2013-07-20 07:22:18 AM
It's okay, a jury of 5 middle class white women and one of "mixed race" will acquit him because he seems like a nice guy how had good intentions.
 
2013-07-20 07:59:35 AM

StokeyBob: Does the District Attorney up there think he can get him to press charges against himself?


Most likely charged with filing a false report, which I am all for.  If someone falsely accuses me on purpose, they should get what I was facing.
 
2013-07-20 08:00:38 AM

whatshisname: So how many of these stories can you read and still imagine that your the most powerful nation in the Universe?


keep telling yourself that dumbass does not exist in every state in every country around the world.
 
2013-07-20 10:31:21 AM
Headline wins. Also the gifs. Thanks, and have a great weekend.
 
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